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B6 Chapter 9: Political Question

(Hi, not going to say much but my current tooth problems actively make me desire to bash my head against a wall. A normal feeling I'm sure. --Realtalk, been literally too agonizing to write, but I squeezed this out through some ibuprofen and late night promise of blissful sleep. Sorry the start of b6 has been a little slow, but it'll get to the main point soon!)

When my vision reso...

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B6 Chapter 8: One Moment

I didn’t recognize the robe, but the material glowed in my senses with enough runic enchantments to rival the Lightcrest’s gate. The sigils I once thought of as decorated leaves were merely a distraction from the underlying stitch made from some type of metal.

The owner of the voice lowered his hood and stood tall. It reminded me of an oak, large and unbending.

My hands relaxed ...

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B6 Chapter 7: Return to... Trouble?

(Sorry for the late af chapter. I've been absolutely miserable and sick af thx to my partner sharing his definitely not a flu sickness -_-. Hope you enjoy, and I'll be posting a poll thing tomorrow for those who like to vote on things like I sometimes do on RR. Cya then!)

I hissed as I rubbed at my third rib. Of course, the movement only spurred the pain to shoot toward th...

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B6 Chapter 6: Check In

“Don’t greet me like that, brat,” Eraztis said.

His voice echoed through the realm and reverberated across the stars in a way that made them flicker. Except it came with none of the soul-shaking authority that demanded one to listen, so I wasn’t too worried.

I summoned an astral copy of my beanbag and sank, groaning as my limbs touched cloud-like softness. The annoyed god co...

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B6 Chapter 5: Exit Stage Right

The captain settled into her chair as the glowing sigil on her chest settled. The lines of flesh carved clean from the knife healed over, leaving behind faint scars that were barely visible once the glow from the mana subsided. 

More than that, I could feel the weight of the contract, the branding. It was a mental ping that corresponded to a key I held within my own soul. With a simp...

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B6 Chapter 4: A Rumor

“For me…” she repeated slowly.

“Indeed.” I glanced at the ceiling and saw the network of runes continue to change into a pink hue as it spread closer to the door. Line by line, it was falling under my control while adding to a growing static in my head. I shunted the mental load toward Galarion and cleared my throat. “In fact, it’s rather annoying that it took this much effo...

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B6 Chapter 3: Direct Delivery

The Den, the Market, Soluve’s hidden cove. It was described as many things, known by a decent majority of people, despite being underground. It was the same as the city underneath Solunaria’s capital. A place that shouldn’t exist but does in an unofficial capacity.

In truth, the guards and the adventuring guild knew about it. From what Sereza learned, it was even accepted ...

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B6 Chapter 2: The Doorman

Coming to a stop next to a food vendor’s stall, I casually flipped a few silver coins onto the table. The older man in blue garb looked up in surprise but quickly hid the emotion with a polite smile.

“That’s a lot of money, sir. Was there something specific you’d like to buy?” he asked with a friendly gesture toward the packages of salted meat.

I flashed a smile and leaned...

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B6 Chapter 1: Sunset Memories

Bar residents in the coastal city of Soluve were stereotypical in their dress and activities. Drinks, bets, and fighting were all regulated but open to all. It was funny seeing what I thought looked like stereotypical pirate sailors shuffling around the dock. Humans made up the majority of the ship-dwellers, followed by aquatic beastkin. A smattering of elves and other races I didn’t recogniz...

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B5 Chapter 111: Epilogue (Cal POV)

Cal adjusted his suit, straightening the collar while burning away the patches of spilled blood. In the background the other god groaned as he rested on his throne, holding onto the armrest like a lifeline.

It took a lot for the anger to settle, but eventually he managed it. If he didn’t, visiting his son would cause too many problems for the morals around him. No, he had to calm himsel...

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B5 Chapter 110: Aftermath

(Okay late chap, but if you are on discord you know. Basically tldr for those who arent: I wrote a chap for Monday, but realized it felt better as the epilogue true end of b5, while I needed another chap in between. The extra delay was my brain was fried and I've somehow ended up writing a big chunky over 4k chap for you guys to read now. Sooooo enjoy, I'm off to die.)

It turns out, when...

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Teeny-Tiny Delay

I have the chapter that was supposed to come out down. But rereading it felt very unsatisfying? It settles things as is a good epilogue, but I realized I need one more chapter in between. So I am rushing to write and finish that today. I just need to get one final dramatic scene in to step back and close out b5. then we can move onward to timeskip and b6!

So TLDR: Chapter booted for Frid...

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B5 Chapter 109: I Refuse!

(Okay don't shoot me. But if you liked the chap give me ur thoughts in the comments or discord :). Did you predict the outcome?)

“No! Noooo! Damnnit!” I screamed even as new wounds opened up.

Firm hands held onto my shoulders, keeping me up while the water cloak started to form a shell  around my sides. I didn’t care about the protection, and I didn’t care about whate...

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B5 Chapter 108: To The Last Drop

(Another almost 3k. bah I wanted to keep it down to 2k but here we go.)

I tried to clear my throat, but the sharp stinging from my missing eye brought me low. As I swayed, a warm hand touched my cheek, soothing the pain. Through slow, fluttering blinks I regained my vision and stared at my hands as the cuts and blood seeped away.

“Thank you, I needed that,” I said.

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B5 Chapter 107: Surprise

Even with the abrupt shift in perspectives, the physical pain of having my body used as a lightning rod tore through me. Jolts, shocks, spasms, each flicker snapped my limbs into odd angles.

In the blurry corners of my vision, I saw Chomperz land next to me and bite the air. Soon, golden threads rose from the lake’s surface and stretched toward my limbs and wound against my body. <...

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B5 Chapter 106: Desperation

Mana rushed through his armor and Teddy jumped to his feet. His aura retracted, the halos fading as Teddy pushed his skills toward his companion. In that moment, despite all the training engraved into Teddy over the years, he ignored the enemy and rushed to Arturous’s aid.

No. No. No!

The world turned grey and all but Teddy and the demon remained in my vision.

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B5 Chapter 105: Demigods Clash

When I opened my eyes, an explosion of red and gold scarred my sight. It burned with power, more than light to affect my vision. The very imprint of the two ascended beings mana signature, the very impression of their will surged into my mind and boweled me over.

A light that banishes the dark. The gentle heat of a hearthfire welcoming you home. Amongst a caravan people huddled next t...

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B5 Chapter 104: Last Resort

(Another longer chapter but that's my internal gripe. I finally pulled the gun, and now we are at the cliff. All I got to do is write the epic jump and splash :P. Sorry for the delay, and moogs is still dead. R.I.P. Enjoy the read, and as always any questions, comments, speculations etc. are welcome, either here or in Discord. --LL)

I jumped for the demon’s throat, aiming my tail...

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B5 Chapter 103: Mediation

(It's edited somewhat. Moogs is off killing poke-I mean pals. Also with that said, I have to admit this isn't where I want to cliff or stop. But the chapter was already past 3k, and I needed to cut it now. Maybe in the future when I'm editing this for a proper book release I'll combine this chap and the next chap but eh. Anyway, enjoy the thick chapter and as always I'm curious about your theor...

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B5 Chapter 102: Arz'odral

I finally found you, Cyrus.

The voice was different, changed. More guttural, more commanding in presence it disturbed the air. 

Spots that used to be gold and shiny were now a malevolent red with their own insidious light. Her claws were longer, and jagged. Gone too was the leather armor and bow with a quiver on her back. 

The adventurer I had ...

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Late Blip

Hi, sorry. I know it's super late, but I've been fighting to get my wifi working since Sunday. Been relying on spotty af phone data, and even then there's been problems. I ended up losing the next chap, so I've been rewriting it. I'm almost done but another family emergency has pulled me away.

I promise, the next chap comes out tonight. Just give me a few hours to take care of shit and t...

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B5 Chapter 101: They'll Survive

I finished this in a fit of delirium due to heavy sleep deprivation. Soooooo it's a teeeny bit rough especially since Moog's hasn't taken a look at it. My apologies. But hey, it's over 3k words long, sooooo ennnnjoooooyyyyy)

As the shadows engulfed them, she attempted to summon a barrier. It shouldn’t have worked but if she could just block the teleportation sequence from dragging them...

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B5 Chapter 100: Where Are You Going?

(Its fucking 80 in Alaska, where we don't have night and just permanent sun. Granted night is more like muted twilight. But there's still endless fucking heat. I wanna die. On a more important note, I struggled a lil with this chap because I wanted to handle the logistics of so many characters. I finally came up with an acceptable solution now that we're basically in the endgame showtitme. I ho...

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B5 Chapter 99: Triumph and Betrayal

(It's edited, but not Moogs raked through. We'll see when he's alive. For now, enjoy the nearly 3k chapter. Figured it was a good enough clip but not mean and awkward enough that it leaves you feeling funky. Eeeeenjoy. We're nearing the end of Book 5 soon.)

Flesh warped, and a broad figure emerged from the bubbling pool of blood. Flames lit at his feet, and he jumped, charging through a s...

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B5 Chapter 98: Get to Da Barrier!

“Cyrus!” 

“Lady Sereza!”

Thick and heavy ropes wrapped around my chest and I sailed through the air. I landed on something firm cushioning my fall as the crunch of stone and dirt rang beneath me. 

Master!” Sturmrorex roared.

Master safe! I got him!” Zagreus hissed.

Commotion exploded in the background but it was to...

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B5 Chapter 97: Impediment

(Before you crucify me (cough Berci cough) it's not moog's raked through. So I have to wait for when he's alive again. ) (Other side note, fuck I'm melting. Alaska been through an insufferable heatwave, and I'm a polar bear not some tropical bird. I actively want death, even with 2 fans on at all times T_T Saaaave meeeeeee someone send over a blizzard, or a snowstorm. Please.)

A commotion...

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B5 Chapter 96: A Choice

Sereza groaned as the wide-eyed, gallant knight stole another glance. In the minutes it took for the survivors to unbarricade the doorway enough for us to get through, his eyes hadn’t left her position. Well, except for the occasional fearful glances sent my way.

Igas helped reset the barrier and added his own addition of a few ice pillars. Once that was settled he moved to Teddy and Ce...

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B5 Chapter 95: Escape the Beast

“Retreat!” Teddy shouted.

He conjured a phantasm of his mace and smashed the limb away, shattering the fleshy appendage. 

Except he didn’t. The limb was crushed, and his mana had burned away the bonds of the blood mana but like a scaly, blood puppy, it simply reformed. It was nearly instantaneous, less than a quick gasp for blood from the connected limb to surge into new ...

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B5 Chapter 94: Bloody Evening

(Hey, sorry for the super late post. Life's rough is the easiest way to put it. Kinda got surprised with worrying news, the kind that comes with a shit ton of anxiety and more. And I can't do a damn thing about it which is infuriating. But I'm dealing. So enough about me, enjoy the chap. Moogs is a saint of saints editing this on the fly. Give him some love. And if you haven't checked out his s...

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B5 Chapter 93: Defang and Declaw

With nowhere to run, and with a speed that far outmatched my own; I was a sitting duck.  Maybe if it was my own world, I could have willed myself out of range, dodged it with a thought and forced it away. 

But I wasn’t. 

In the slip, the rush of adrenaline perhaps, filtered through Anastasia. Here in the inner confines of her soul, the careful control she exerted wa...

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