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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 34

And so, I finally made it—the Uchiha district.

Well... uh.

Welcome to Konoha's very own post-apocalyptic wasteland.

The vibes? Pretty grim. It’s like everyone stepped out for a quick minute and just never came back. And honestly, that’s not far from the truth. Clothes still hanging out to dry, abandoned toys scattered around, a faint, rotten smell from spoi...

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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 33

I heard back from the author. In Chapter 31, Tora didn't recall anything specific about Shijimi and Damyo (“former owners”), even though he mentioned them. At the time he only knew of them through Shisui and Kushina, learning that they were his previous owners, but he had no actual memories of who they really are or his time spent with them.

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Daily Updates (31/12/24) 🥂🥂🥂

Yo! Happy New Year!  🎉🥳 🎉

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Demons of NC

Life is Good

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 60

Jory agreed. Either he understood it was in his favor or he was just eager to consume rare prey. An experienced runner, blind in the real world—exactly his kind of delicacy.

“Virtual Dogtown—that’s their turf,” I warned. “Even for the two of us, it won’t be a cakewalk.”

“More optimism, please,” Jory quipped, his avatar smirking. The scrawny teen appearance hid a ...

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[Life is Good] Chapter 27

We arrived fairly quickly, about forty minutes tops. Storm was with us in the cabin, but when we boarded, she was already dozing in her seat. She snored softly through the entire flight.

Logan and I had a solid chat along the way. I gave him the rundown on Banner’s situation—her struggles with the government, issues with aggression, and all that jazz. I made a point to emphasize that ...

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[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 27

They initially had no intention of staying in the Castle for long. The plan was to return with the priest to help his waifu, but the situation had taken an unexpected turn.

Konstantin was somewhat disheartened that he couldn’t yet help Irina with her eyes. The fact that her eyes were physically healthy pointed to a different nature of blindness—casual one. The man had tried to help he...

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Castling the Long Way

Prof. Umbridge

I promised to finish the story before the New Year, so here are the last 3 chapter...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 59 (Epilogue)

The vestibule was brightly lit, and the footsteps of the students echoed crisply on the stone-tiled floor as they moved toward the double doors leading to the Great Hall. Tonight marked the feast celebrating the beginning of the school year.

In the Great Hall, students were already taking their seats at the four long house tables, while a fifth table was reserved for the newcomers. Above ...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 58

"Excellent vantage point," Orford remarked, settling himself between the battlements of the tower. "Everything’s right in plain view. If only we could get rid of that shack over there… If I remember correctly, there’s a centaur living there now, and we certainly don’t need his involvement. Also, we should block off the forest to keep his relatives from jumpingin."

"Already done," ...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 57

"Alright," said Orford after listening to her rambling explanation. "Got the gist. Now, Dolly, set your emotions aside. No time for crying over your lover or cursing Dumbledore—that comes later."

"My what?!" she exclaimed, then sighed. "Ah, right, I forgot who I’m talking to..."

"Don’t forget," he smirked. "Now, any idea where this whole gang might be?"

"In t...

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[Castling] Chapter 37

First, we swung by Harry’s, then Hermione’s. Uncle Vernon was peeking out at us from behind the curtains but didn’t come out—not keen on facing a grown wizard, I reckon.

Dad, for once, was on his best behavior. No rushing to hug the Grangers or peppering them with endless questions—probably because he was running late for work. The Grangers seemed more at ease on their own turf,...

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Appologies, got a bit carried away.

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 59

People often lose face, sometimes literally and rarely do they get it back. In either case. But last night, I managed to pull it off with Vic's help. Reversing the plastic mods I had ordered myself years ago. For now, Vincent Price had no one to hide from in Night City. No idea how long that’d last, but I planned to stretch it out for as long as I could.

The next evening, it was time to...

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[Life is Good] Chapter 26

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[Elden Ring] Chapter 26

Shabriri. The name of a being that had long since lost any semblance of humanity. A bodiless, immortal spirit, the embodiment of chaos, one destined to guide an unfortunate soul onto the path of the Frenzied Flame.

No one knew how long he had wandered. No one knew how much he had seen. The lore was full of holes—nothing to be done about that. What mattered was the ultimate goal: to find...

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Prof. Umbridge

Castling the Long Way:

[Life is Good] Chapter 25

Sorry for PDF, but that's just how it is.

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[Prof Umbridge] Chapter 56

“You’ve heard enough, I presume, Mr. Potter?” Snape asked coldly, and Harry nodded.

“Letty,” Marina Nikolaevna called softly, and when the house-elf appeared, she asked, “How did he end up by the door?”

“You told me to keep an eye on him, ma’am,” Letty whispered, “so he wouldn’t cause any trouble or come to harm. But Harry Potter didn’t do anything wrong; h...

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[Castling] Chapter 36

A week of holidays flew by in no time.

First things first, I waited until everyone except Molly went off to the beach to destroy the Horcrux. Poured a bit of venom on it, just to be sure, and gave it a stab with the fang. The diary let out a low, chilling screech and released a puff of black smoke, which quickly dissipated.

I spent a couple of days crafting a handle for the fang and...

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[Chapter 32] Mad Tiger

“You’re so dirty, Namaiki-chan!” Naruto muttered as he scrubbed my back with soap, determined to wash me clean in his tiny bathroom.

At first glance, it looked like just a shower with no walls and a deep basin, but apparently, if you wanted, even an adult could use it as a bath—though you’d have to tuck your knees up to your ears. When the kid realized I wasn’t going to fight ...

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Demons of NC

Elden Ring: My Ending

[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 25

Lately, Edgar began hearing troubling news from Irina: she had started hearing a voice; her eyes began to feel a strange warmth guiding her somewhere.

At first, the whispers seemed distant, and the warmth illusory, almost phantom-like. But over time, these sensations became far more distinct. Edgar realized they had a serious problem when his daughter brought him a pair of eyes she found ...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 58

“Hello, Mr. Horan. No, we’ve never met. Name’s V. I know you recently had a delicate situation with a blackmailer using the alias Zeitgeist. Well, that problem’s no longer your problem.”

I listened for a few seconds as the cop stumbled over his gratitude, mixing it with curses aimed at the late runner. Then Nathan Horan asked about the files Zeitgeist had stolen from his compute...

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Merry Christmas! 🥳🥳🥳

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[Castling] Chapter 35

We didn’t get a chance to talk properly. The common room filled up again as students returned, and it got too noisy, so we slipped out and hid behind our oak tree by the lake.

“I started hearing the voice about two weeks ago,” Harry confessed, looking guilty as sin.

“So, you kept it quiet for two weeks while risking everyone else’s lives?” I said, raising an eyebrow. “...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 55

Potter came to serve his detentions with Ingebjorg a few more times, but she merely shrugged at Marina Nikolaevna’s questioning looks. The forced viewing of memories led nowhere, and soul-searching conversations (of which the old Seer was a master) didn’t help either.

“She said she’s never encountered such an impenetrable specimen,” Marina Nikolaevna shared with Snape when he dr...

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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 31

Every critter in the village knows me, but thankfully I’ve had to stay hidden from humans, not critters. Shisui mentioned that, as a subtle remnant of the Uzumaki family, I’m effectively unrecognizable to most. Since memories of the Uzumaki family were suppressed for everyone, the only one who might identify me would be Asuma. Even then, he’d only recognize me as the daimyo’s cat at bes...

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Daily Updates. Merry Christmas Eve!

Happy Holidays, everyone! 🎉🎉🎉

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Demons of NC

Life is Good

[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 24

Konstantin couldn’t say whether he was particularly surprised to see Rennala handing him a Great Rune. It glowed in her hands, distorting the surrounding space with its unnatural divine grandeur, capable of bending the very laws of reality. It was irresistibly alluring, begging to be claimed. And Kosta, seeing no reason to refuse, reached out for it.

The Rune flared and, like a golden t...

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[Life is Good] Chapter 24

The funeral was rough on everyone. Sandy had been a lively, sociable girl, someone people liked and gravitated toward. Tears flowed freely as they said their goodbyes. The little kids bawled their eyes out, and honestly, the teens and adults weren’t far behind. Storm, who’d practically treated Sandy like her personal protege, stood off to the side, utterly deflated.

And me? I felt gui...

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