Well, luck wasn’t always on my side.
As it turned out, I wasn’t able to use the elven method of sending messages on the wind. It required a special type of magic that only elves tended to have. As it turned out, my talents with magic basically revolved around killing and healing.
“Can you send messages to Leena?” I asked.
“Usually,” Althidon said. “I can’...
2024-06-20 03:34:00 +0000 UTC
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After breakfast, I spent a few minutes kissing and hugging my wives. I was grateful none of them were the jealous type. That would have made this whole arrangement pretty awkward.
“I miss Tressi,” Zia said, frowning prettily.
“She should be back today, right?” I asked. “Hopefully the exploratory team will have good news.”
Zia nodded. “I can’t imagine they’ll ...
2024-06-19 01:47:14 +0000 UTC
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We all slept in a bit the next morning, as we were understandably exhausted. In fact, when I finally woke, I felt no desire at all to get out of bed, even with the troll attack coming. Good sex will do that to you.
Leena hadn’t moved all night—she said that was how elves slept—and was still cuddled on my left side. Silvy yawned and stretched her arms overhead. She winked at me when ...
2024-06-18 22:04:19 +0000 UTC
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There wasn’t much left in the day after that. We were all tired, so after a light dinner we retired to the bedchamber and spent the rest of the time cuddling. I sat back against several pillows on the bed with Leena on my left and Silvy on my right, my arms around both of them. Their heads rested on my chest.
After a while, the door opened and Zia walked in. She stopped after two steps ...
2024-06-17 02:53:55 +0000 UTC
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We parted ways once we got into the city, with Taranath heading to Tressi’s parents’ house, the soldiers going to their barracks, and Zia and I heading to the Royal District. Once we got there, General Rolf hurried towards us. I found it strange, seeing a general hurry. Usually they took their time and other people waited on them hand and foot. But then again, I was a king.
“Your Ma...
2024-06-15 23:56:10 +0000 UTC
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It didn’t look like we were going to get any additional information that day, so I decided to turn around and head back home.
Home. Heh, that reminded me of something I’d been putting off.
“Hey Taranath,” I asked. “What should I name the goblin city?”
“We just call it home,” Zia muttered, as if that were good enough.
“You could always name it afte...
2024-06-13 21:54:53 +0000 UTC
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“Be careful!” Zia hissed at me as I slowly approached the harpy.
“Don’t worry, I have every intention of keeping my life,” I said over my shoulder. I kept my eyes on the harpy’s chest, not wanting to risk her magic. As I got closer though, I decided that I wanted to show her that I did not fear her magical call. I brought my gaze up to hers and firmly held it there.
“I...
2024-06-12 03:21:44 +0000 UTC
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The soldiers quickly formed into a half circle in front of me, and I explained our mission.
“As some of you know, I can understand any language, due to magic. Well, I spoke with a captured gnoll this morning and he gave me some dire news. I’m sure some of you have heard already, but trolls are on their way to attack us.”
“Trolls?” one soldier asked.
“They’ll brea...
2024-06-10 17:19:37 +0000 UTC
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“Give him some food and water,” I told the guard on my way out. “He gave me plenty of good information, so try to be nice. Watch your fingers, though.”
The guard grunted, but saluted me. “Your Majesty,” he said.
With everything being so localized in the Royal District, it was easy for me to find General Rolf. Most of the officers operated out of a single building. The go...
2024-06-10 02:25:47 +0000 UTC
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Breakfast the next morning was a treat. After taking a dip in the hot springs—a small section had been cordoned off, for royal use only—I walked back to the royal palace, feeling light on my feet. Even though I had missed out on some fun with my wives the night before, I slept great and felt wonderful.
When I arrived in the dining room, my wives were already there, chatting with each ...
2024-06-07 11:42:32 +0000 UTC
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I led the group of goblin soldiers back to our yet-unnamed city. After a few minutes we caught up with the soldiers carrying the gnoll, and walked with them. Many of the soldiers spoke quietly on how strange it was that a gnoll spoke some of the goblin language, and that their king spoke gnoll fluently. That truly amazed them.
“Have any of you fought a troll before?” I asked them.
...
2024-06-07 01:45:40 +0000 UTC
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I closed the door and ran back into the room, pausing for a moment to look longingly at my wives. They were in a tangle of flesh, mostly centered around pleasing Leena.
“You had better not be leaving,” Leena said. Zia’s face was still buried in her ass.
“I’m really sorry,” I said. “Something important came up. I’ll be back in around an hour.”
I watched ...
2024-06-05 18:31:41 +0000 UTC
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After the meetings, Zia and I strolled through the long hallways of the royal palace together.
“You see? That wasn’t so bad,” she said, and reached up to grab my arm.
“Yeah, the financial part can get dreary at times, but it was all good news,” I said. “I guess I just don’t really like sitting there while someone reports to me. I’d rather be out doing something mysel...
2024-06-04 17:38:16 +0000 UTC
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As Kord dragged on about numbers and finances in his dry voice, I found it a real struggle to focus on his words. My mind kept going to Zia and how her body felt. Every few minutes she made sure to reach over and touch my arm or say my name, anything to interrupt my thoughts. She really knew how to make my blood boil, even in the throne room.
At least what I managed to understand of Kord...
2024-06-04 01:11:55 +0000 UTC
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After that we all enjoyed a late lunch. As was customary among the goblins, it was a hearty stew and fresh-baked bread. As usual, I had no clue what was in the stew, but it was fantastic.
“Chef Gorman really outdid himself this time,” Zia said after swallowing a mouthful of stew.
“How is he enjoying his promotion?” I asked. “Oh, the elven wine goes really well with this st...
2024-06-02 16:48:15 +0000 UTC
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2024-06-01 11:33:29 +0000 UTC
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2024-05-31 17:23:21 +0000 UTC
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The air was cool against my sweat-slicked skin as I held the sword in front of me. My grip on the leather hilt was tight, but not overly so. I kept my eyes on my opponent, watching for any signs of attack. Of course, he gave none. He never did.
Althidon was suddenly right in front of me, sword swinging straight for my arm. I brought mine up just in time, with a loud clack as...
2024-05-30 13:03:51 +0000 UTC
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2024-05-28 12:58:29 +0000 UTC
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Well, some of you reached out to me, telling me that you enjoyed King of the Goblins and wanted more. So don't worry, baby birds, I'll feed you! I'll be making it into a trilogy. I'm still working on my next series as well, The Booty Brigade. I've been trying to write it for almost a year now, but things keep getting in the way! It'll come out eventually.
I also wanted to take a moment to...
2024-05-27 13:07:47 +0000 UTC
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Good afternoon, everyone! I hope you enjoyed King of the Goblins. I had a lot of fun writing it. While I wrote it as a standalone, let me know if you like it and want a second one. I have a plot already sketched out just in case.
Other than that, I'm finally getting some work done on my next big series, The Booty Brigade. This will be much more action-oriented. I have some more stuff plan...
2024-05-25 19:20:02 +0000 UTC
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That night was stressful, to say the least.
Althidon and Taranath returned to Caelora, although they promised to come back the next day to see me. We spent hours cleaning up and throwing out most of Ralcor’s things. They didn’t have dumpsters in this world, so I had to rely on a steady stream of servants. Fortunately, they were glad to serve a new king that treated them with res...
2024-05-25 16:12:25 +0000 UTC
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The first thing I did was heal Althidon. He was wary with exhaustion, but none of the dozen-odd wounds seemed to really slow him, not even the deep gash across his face that made me wince to look at. He stoically ignored all of his wounds as if they weren’t worthy of his time. I was amazed he had been able to fight as well as he had with that kind of blood loss. It put the old man’s toughne...
2024-05-25 15:15:03 +0000 UTC
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Ralcor lounged on his throne in a manner that said he didn’t consider us a threat. He looked at us lazily, a sword resting against the arm of the throne as if forgotten. He wasn’t even wearing armor.
The three women were off to his right, my left. They were still blindfolded with their arms tied behind their back. Anger boiled in my gut as I saw a fresh bruise on Zia’s face. Ralcor ...
2024-05-25 03:35:18 +0000 UTC
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Althidon and Taranath walked on my left. Truk was on my right. I strode down the tunnel, filled with confidence. The fight was as good as done, and Ralcor would be dead soon. I’d be king, and have three beautiful wives. Wait, four.
“I know just enough of the goblin tongue to follow what’s going on,” Althidon said. “With every other word, I’m questioning myself. Did they ...
2024-05-24 18:20:04 +0000 UTC
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I told them to follow me and I ran towards the dark tunnel, hoping my assumption was right. If I was wrong, we’d all be dead. But then again, without a miracle, we’d be dead anyways.
“Good thinking,” Althidon said. “Their numbers won’t matter as much in the tunnel. We can face them a few at a time.”
“Yeah,” I said, not really hearing him. My mind was elsewhere.&nbs...
2024-05-24 11:03:49 +0000 UTC
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The goblin soldiers each took a few steps forward, not at all intimidated by my elven friends. On the contrary, they shouted a few curses, mocking the elves for being “fairies” and “weak girly-men.”
Althidon just ignored that, but Taranath immediately nocked an arrow and sent it into the soldier on the left. The arrow struck him in the center of the face, right through his nose. H...
2024-05-24 11:03:07 +0000 UTC
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“A cup of wine for our way out, please,” Althidon said, and Alenia nodded and went back into the kitchen.
Leena moved so she stood next to me and kept smiling at me. I smiled back, but inside I was a tornado of emotions.
“Ah, shit,” I said. “I completely forgot about Taranath, with all that’s going on.”
“I already told him last night,” Althidon said, waving h...
2024-05-23 23:42:28 +0000 UTC
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Morning came, and with it my stress and fear were amplified. My hands shook as I pulled on my clothes. In a matter of hours, I would have to fight one of the best swordsmen alive. If I failed, the women I loved would be tortured and killed.
So, needless to say, the stakes were high.
Once I got dressed, I sat on the edge of the bed for a moment with my eyes closed. I tried to think o...
2024-05-23 13:57:51 +0000 UTC
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“Please, come in,” he said, stepping aside so I could enter.
His house was small, but beautifully made. Everything was wooden, of course, having been magically grown from the same trees that made up the city itself. A thick rug in bold colors covered the floor, and several paintings hung on the walls.
“A guest?” a woman asked.
“Aaron, this is my wife, Alenia,...
2024-05-23 12:39:20 +0000 UTC
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