Hello, my favorite patrons!
I've got a super fun scene for you guys today, so let's just jump right on in, after all I wouldn't want to bore you! Chris Amminus on the other hand would love to hit you with a big sexy boar so today's scene features a new pred that was hinted at in the construction area before, the boar foreman of the construction crew currently blocking you from entering th...
2025-06-13 08:51:27 +0000 UTC
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Hello, one and all!!
I hope May treated everyone kindly! To celebrate the 5 year anniversary of Escape the Neighborhood, I finally had some time and inspiration to sit down and think and I realized it had been only... a year... and a half... since the last... uh... ... Time is an illusion, folk...
2025-06-01 04:01:23 +0000 UTC
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Notes:
I will not automatically add someone to the Lunchbox just because they are ABLE to redeem a token, you will need to message me and let me know that you WANT to. I will, however, be keeping a spreadsheet to keep track of patron tokens as best as I can going forward.
The schedule will be kept on a pinned post so it'll be easy to see and I will update it frequently. New post not...
2025-05-23 07:06:11 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Now that I've discussed the change to the patron scene request system here is your chance to see it in action.
As you can see now that I've finished NSFWKinkwriter's request, Chris Amminus is next on the list. Then, I've scheduled in a chance to write an original scen...
2025-05-23 06:59:23 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
May may be makin' its way by but that doesn't mean there's not time for more vore! Today's very fun new scene is brought to you by the wonderful NSFWKinkwriter! You may remember him as the one who introduced the lovely Julian, the Main Character's ex-best friend with a bit of a vendetta. Well today's character is very different! Meet Sora, the star of the theat...
2025-05-23 06:01:04 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
I hope everyone is doing well! I'm here to announce a slight change to the way patron scene requests will be handled going forward! This won't be a major change by any extent and is mostly an update in terminology and structure to give me a bit more flexibility to work on original content again between patron scenes. This only affects the Gurgling, Fully Digest...
2025-05-14 00:40:14 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Thank you so much for your patience! This has been a heckin' week and I have been a bit through the wringer but here we are! And speaking of through the wringer, it's time to wring one out with our resident shark demon Sidian! He's back with an ever-so steamy shoot-off to his last scene! Were you interested in those "carnal pleasures" he mentioned before? After...
2025-05-09 02:08:13 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
It has been brought to my attention that the cheat to automatically teleport to the Chemistry Lab and shrink is broken. I will fix it right away with the next update! I put a note on the cheat code sheet and in the meantime I have pointed to a recommended alternate code on the sheet that will get you to the lab, you will just need to use the Purple Vial manually to shrink...
2025-05-02 21:52:37 +0000 UTC
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Hello, everyone! I was notified that there was an error with the drive link to the Tasting Tier Drive folder. I fixed the error and it should be working find now. Sorry about that, I don't think it saved when I put in the new link so it was trying to link to the old (deleted) folder. Please let me know if you have any trouble!
2025-04-18 11:21:28 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Thank you for your patience! I was out of town for a couple of days to visit a friend for my birthday and it slowed me down in getting the scene finished out but boy howdy I've got a DOOZY of a scene for you today so strap in and get ready to rumble! Now some of you with the more keen memories might remember the house where if you knock on the door it says "You...
2025-04-18 04:09:25 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Before I get into everything for this update I just wanted to reiterate briefly one more time thank you so much to those who contributed to help with my financial crisis, it means the world to me. I'm so incredibly grateful that I have a community like you guys in my life. Truly I couldn't have asked for a better way to start out my birthday month than this kin...
2025-04-01 01:46:10 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
I wanted to share some great news with you all! Thanks to the kindness and generosity of my patrons I have been able to reach the goal of covering this year's taxes! This is an incredible and absolutely heart-warming outcome that I am absolutely stunned by, especially the quick response! I will be able to finally put this horrible source of stress behind me fo...
2025-03-24 09:03:25 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Unfortunately, I come to you today in dire need of assistance and after exhausting all the resources I can on my side, my only option is to reach out to my community for help.
For anyone who doesn't know, at the end of 2022 I was laid off from my job at the cyber security company I was working at. Since then, after being unable to find a new job in spite ...
2025-03-20 23:04:29 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Boom! BOOM! BOOOOM! What's that sound? Why it's Macro March of course! And who should bring it stomping in but the illustrious Chris Amminus? Like myself, he is definitely a fan of seeing one big guy go through a bunch of micros and requested another scene with the sexy bear Janitor! As we've seen before, micros don't do too well around the Janitor when he gets...
2025-03-18 11:06:13 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Ready, set, March!! Things are a little warmer outside and my fantastic patron nsfwkinkwriter is back with a new scene request! Calling on some of the ooooold magic he requested a quick scene that was a bit of a combination of two of the earliest scenes from the game! I hope some of you remember Rocky, the sentient feral husky-rottweiler that you can run into i...
2025-03-06 03:11:06 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
I just wanted to pin a quick post here clarifying the process to locate the password to access the Drive folder for the game. The password for the current version of the game is in the Patreon Chat for your tier (Here on Patreon, not Discord). I will post the new password as it is updated. Simply paste that password into the Google Form as it requests and it wi...
2025-02-20 03:52:41 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Y'all, I don't mind the biting preds, but the biting cold is killing me!! But thankfully I've got a nice hot scene to warm up with for you guys today brought to you by the lovely Mukiro! As the local patron saint of giving characters a second shot at getting in the game, Mukiro requested a scene with the Labrador Art Student mentioned as a possible character in...
2025-02-20 03:43:21 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Thank you all very much for your patience! I'm feeling very much better now and I'm happy to bring a new scene featuring one of my wonderful patron Winter's newest characters, Sidian the demon shark! Sidian is an incredibly studly demon and I immediately fell in love with his design when I saw him so I hope you guys enjoy him too! He's currently trapped in the ...
2025-02-05 08:23:57 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Thank you all very much for your patience! I'm feeling very much better now and I'm happy to bring a new scene featuring one of my wonderful patron Winter's newest characters, Sidian the demon shark! Sidian is an incredibly studly demon and I immediately fell in love with his design when I saw him so I hope you guys enjoy him too! He's currently trapped in the ...
2025-02-05 08:15:46 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
I just wanted to give everyone a quick update on the status of this week's scene. Between a three-fold combination of events of getting a late start on it, falling in the shower and having to deal with some dizziness and hearing loss for a couple of days that made it very hard to concentrate on anything, and the closure of coiledfist coming tomorrow there wil...
2025-01-30 23:10:46 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Happy New Year everyone! It is 2025 and what better way to ring in the new year than to liven things up by adding some new and exciting content to the Neighborhood? And who better to do so than our eternally wonderful Great Googly Moogly patron Krow? Thanks to him I get to add a fresh new genre of kink to offer you and I am SO happy for a chance to finally writ...
2025-01-17 04:04:11 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Happy New Year everyone! It is 2025 and what better way to ring in the new year than to liven things up by adding some new and exciting content to the Neighborhood? And who better to do so than our eternally wonderful Great Googly Moogly patron Krow? Thanks to him I get to add a fresh new genre of kink to offer you and I am SO happy for a chance to finally writ...
2025-01-17 04:02:22 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Happy New Year everyone! I bring to you the final update of (narrator: "And then he stared into space for 15 seconds trying to remember how the linear passage of time worked...) 2024! Thank you so much to Winter for rounding out the year with another hot scene that introduces his boyfriend's character, Sig! Sig is another very fine dragon (or dragonblood in the...
2025-01-01 04:43:12 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Happy New Year everyone! I bring to you the final update of (narrator: "And then he stared into space for 15 seconds trying to remember how the linear passage of time worked...) 2024! Thank you so much to Winter for rounding out the year with another hot scene that introduces his boyfriend's character, Sig! Sig is another very fine dragon (or dragonblood in the...
2025-01-01 04:40:23 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Just wanted to let you know that there was a bug in the furry version where Quest just... decided to randomly replace all the text after the point where you choose your reindeer with the human version text while I was putting in the human version. I've fixed it, triple-checked it to make sure both versions are showing correctly, and gone ahead and re-uploaded ...
2024-12-26 21:28:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Happy holidays one and all! Though I'm not a big winter holiday person, my friend Ivan gave me a great idea for a holiday scene that I just had to do for you guys! I've been working on it in the background over the last month and it turned into a bit of a beast so I really hope you guys like it! It was a bit delayed because the last few days have been stress ci...
2024-12-26 05:13:56 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
Happy holidays one and all! Though I'm not a big winter holiday person, my friend Ivan gave me a great idea for a holiday scene that I just had to do for you guys! I've been working on it in the background over the last month and it turned into a bit of a beast so I really hope you guys like it! It was a bit delayed because the last few days have been stress ci...
2024-12-26 05:11:50 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
I am back already with another hot cup of sexy to warm you guys up! This steamtastic scene is brought to you by the lovely Mukiro! I'm not sure if this qualifies as our third endo scene or just someone getting a very close call but check out this incredibly hot voyeuristic scene where you get to watch as Mukiro gets double-teamed by Vice Principal Silvergrass a...
2024-12-11 09:42:08 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
I am back already with another hot cup of sexy to warm you guys up! This steamtastic scene is brought to you by the lovely Mukiro! I'm not sure if this qualifies as our third endo scene or just someone getting a very close call but check out this incredibly hot voyeuristic scene where you get to watch as Mukiro gets double-teamed by Vice Principal Silvergrass a...
2024-12-11 09:39:57 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my favorite patrons!
We have reached the last stretch of 2024 and what a year it has been! As cold as December may be, we're starting it off hot thanks to Chris Amminus! Chris requested a new micro crush scene with Coach Briggs, the rhino coach of the football team! Find out what happens to un(?)fortunate micros who accidentally end up trapped in the massive pred's sneakers when yo...
2024-12-04 04:05:32 +0000 UTC
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