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Bonus #197 - The End Of Money

Tim explains the wealthiest town in America.

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Bonus #196 - Safe Harbor

Tim talks with Sam Castillo while on tour in the Pacific Northwest, offers another solution for the unhoused and explains why those who can't do—sue.

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Bonus #195 - Bodies In A Lake

Tim gives an update from the tour, why he's changed his mind on Kamala Harris and shares his thoughts on the 'Rainey Street Ripper' possibly terrorizing Austin.

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Bonus #194 - Fat Money

Tim talks with Ray Kump about prioritizing rich people's happiness, what a nuclear family really is and 'The Biggest Loser' for trans people.

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Bonus #193 - Chobani Influencer

Tim speaks with Ray Kump about health tips, Dylan Mulvaney's Bud Light ad and bringing a drag brunch to Texas.

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Bonus #192 - Uncle Tom Mick

Tim sits down with Yannis Pappas in Austin, TX. The two cut it up over NYC, dog-whistling tweets and how Yannis ruined comedy for a generation of black comedians.

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Bonus #191 - None Of It's Anything

Tim takes to task 'Cocaine Bear' along with celebrities' lack of decorum at the Oscars. Trump may be arrested and Tim wants people to make up stories about meeting famous people.

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Bonus #190 - Springtime In Texas Pt. II

The second hour of Tim's conversation with a pillar of the Austin community.


 **An audio only version of this episode is attached to download as well.

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Bonus #189 - Down The Stairs

Tim reflects on Rogan’s new comedy club in Austin, Michelle Obama eyeing a 2024 candidacy and why 46 should be careful. A pair Clinton staffers’ deaths in the news leave him unfazed but crooning ‘I told you so.’

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Bonus #188 - The Season of the Pig

Tim laments Los Angeles and its weather from a luxury hotel. A new transgender bill reminds him of his neighborhood growing up and that he wants a Rolls Royce.

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Bonus #187 - The Balloon Era

After Tim's recovery from the corona virus he is found sitting in his kitchen ranting about the Chinese Spy Balloons. In this episode Tim rants about his personal experience when flying on public planes and a recent story of a United Airlines flight that took a nose dive over the ocean. 

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Bonus #186 - For the Sake of Art

Tim requested we put this episode out early because he had a breakdown that some of you pigs might find amusing.


In this bonus episode Tim rants on Sam Smith's interesting Grammy performance and his view on a majority of people calling Smith a satanist. Tim also goes over the best and only way to fix the United States. 


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Bonus #185 - Live, Laugh, Lobster

In this bonus episode Tim rants about workers in the food industry. He shares some personal experiences on being a service worker and dealing with other people that work in the industry. Tim also goes into depth about the sad truth about working at a local Red Lobster.

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Bonus #184 - A Dead Dog

In this bonus episode Tim rants about the destruction of the world with the continuous nuclear tensions between Russia and Ukraine. Tim explains how depressing it would be in the final days of this earth. Tim also talks about the numerous lies George Santos has told over the past years, including on that resulted in the death of a homeless veteran's dog. 

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Bonus #183 - A Gleeful Ending

In this bonus episode Tim rants about the new documentary series "The Price of Glee" and how mutiple cast members passed away after the release of the show. Tim also rants about airlines and the lovely employees that work in airports. 

New Rothschild Video Episode coming out next week!

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Bonus #182 - Ray Kump

This week we sat down with the OG Ray Kump and talked about politics, the ukraine war and Putins plan to destroy the world.

We also have a Rothschild Episode coming out next week so stay tuned!

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Bonus #181 - Dink Doink Economy

In the bonus episode Tim rants about Logan Paul's Crypto Zoo, and how people are calling it a scam. He shares some personal knowledge with his voice being involved in a shit coin called Dink Doink. A new study came out showing that a percentage of people who visit Disney World have been going into debt. Tim has some things to say to all the families losing their kids college debt to see mickey ...

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Bonus #180 - Trafficked or just Quiet?

In this bonus Patreon episode, join Tim in Laguna beach as he speaks on the undergoing Tate investigation. Tim also touches on Bill Cosby making a comeback in 2023 with his new comedy stand up tour. With new information breaking surface on the Idaho college murders, Tim talks about how the parents of the suspected murderer is coping with the news of their lovely son. 

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Audio Bonus Rothschild Dec 28th

Audio only version 

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Dec 29th - Bonus Rothschild Episode

Heres some slop for you pigs! Merry New Year. 

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Bonus #179 - It's the Holidays

In this bonus episode Tim talks about his experience watching the 3 hour long Avatar 2 (The way of water). Tim also touches on the arctic wind blast sweeping the nation. With new reports of Gary Wang (the co-founder of FTX) flipping, Tim reflects on friendship. Tim talks about why Ghislaine Maxwell and Meghan Markle are having a good christmas. And how Putin is coming together with Ukraine for ...

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Bonus #178 - Incest Island

Heres some slop for you dirty pigs! In todays Patreon Episode Tim rants about the new TLC series "Milf Manor" which is a new series that has 8 milfs and 8 hot dudes who fuck. Also Tim rants about a new shortage in a drug called Oszempic which makes people skinnier but can also be used to treat people with diabetes. 


Happy Holidays Whores

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Bonus #177 - Crypto in Puerto Rico

In this bonus episode Tim rants about his struggles of his recent acting project, the death of big crypto executives, the bitcoin convention in Miami, and Britney Griner's prisoner swap with an arms dealer from Russia. 


We will also be releasing a bonus Rothschild video episode every week.

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Bonus #176 - Jamala Will Save Ukraine

More slop for you gremlins. In this episode Tim goes over his departure from BetterHelp, The slow death of Elon Musk's twitter, and Jamala, a Ukrainian singer who is Zelensky's last hope to end the war. Youtube episode is out Saturday night. We also just posted an extra video on the Rothschild Tier if you cant wait until then. 

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Bonus Rothschilds Episode | Casey Anthony is Back

We have a lot going on behind the scenes here at The Tim Dillon Show. We cant wait for you guys to see soon what we have been working on. But until then here is a bonus video episode where Tim rants about the new documentary about Casey Anthony, Elon musk's twitter, Kayne West and much more. 

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Bonus #175 - Bondage Turkeys

This week we are back with a solo episode! Tim rants about thanksgiving, black friday, and the allegations against Balenciaga for distributing a child porn ad. Happy Thanksgiving

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Bonus #174 - Two Queens From Long Island

Tonight Tim sat down with good friend Yannis Pappas, they talked about the rising beef with Amy Schumer, whether Khloe Kardashian is a clone, and the issue on spending 31 thousand dollars to see Taylor Swift in Inglewood. Super funny podcast.  

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Bonus #173 - On Percs with Dad Meat

Sitting down with some friends Tim Butterly and Mike Rainey, hilarious podcast.


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Bonus #172 - Election Night

Apologies for the audio quality on this one. Giving you guys an extra episode for the inconvenience .

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