Nope, getting transformed into a happy dogslut and getting railed in the back of the car is definitely not Steve's idea of a good time. Look at the misery in those good girl eyes...
;)
The third illustration of our story is complete! Its totally wonderful! Thank you Krim!
2023-07-25 14:27:27 +0000 UTC
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What do you want to see in next Month's illustration? There are so many good scenes within these chapters as we lead up to Steve's mirror moment. Angelica also got some play with her winged adventure and the drive back home.
So in all of that, what one thing do you want to see?
Please only one suggestion per person
2023-07-20 14:40:17 +0000 UTC
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Something tickled Tina’s throat, and she shuddered with a sudden cough. A card labeled Speak Royally landed on the table and disappeared in a burst of golden light. The Fairy and Demonic cards zipped over to wait beside the Yeen Queen deck. The programmable card rose from table on stream of sparks and adhered Tina’s chest, right above her first set of breasts. Immediately Tina felt a strang...
2023-07-20 03:50:46 +0000 UTC
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The gold gilded door that waited between the marble columns was huge, as if sized for someone fourteen feet tall. A brass knob nearly the width of a soccer ball sat at eye level while a life-sized bull’s face possessed a nose ring that served as a door knocker. Tina stepped into the lead, and no one objected when she reached up and swung the knocker three times.
Each strike made a thund...
2023-07-20 03:24:12 +0000 UTC
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The next morning, Auntie or just Isabell to everyone who wasn’t Steve, wasn’t upset at all, at least not initially. In fact, it wasn’t until she tried to make tea that she even remembered being human. From there spiraled into a bit of an existential crisis how she was going to explain this to her coven. Steph suggested not explaining it at all. Call it a happy accident. This struck Auntie...
2023-07-20 03:22:29 +0000 UTC
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Hello all my friends! The Saga continues!
Public: Chapter 11 Tina tells Steve how its gonna be. He's gonna be GOOD GIRL!
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2023-07-18 15:01:00 +0000 UTC
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With the publication of chapter 10, approximately one sixth of the novel is public now!
Public: Chapter 10 Can you drive boring when you have a sphinxy lady tied up in the back?
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The room below didn’t resemble any basement Steve had ever seen before; soft recessed lighting glowed from earthen walls while the floor comprised a seamless black slab. Center in the room, sat a golden circle surrounding a silver pentagram. Off to the side of the circle, a machine stood, a strange conglomeration of spiraling glass tubes and softly glowing crystals, topped with a collection o...
2023-07-07 03:45:30 +0000 UTC
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Steve and Steph followed Auntie Willow into a small storefront, where elegant pedestals displayed small vials of artfully cut glas. The decor kept the square contained within a circle vibe of the house and its roof. Pure passion, declared a glowing sign below one potion lit with flame. Another shadowy display advertised, “A fragrance to be unseen.”
Perfumes, Steve realized, their aunt...
2023-07-07 03:44:48 +0000 UTC
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Its been another solid month for the Patreon. Thanks to all of you we've managed to sock four hundred and ten dollars toward Masked Lioness's transition surgery fund. Every dollar helps!
2023-07-06 03:15:42 +0000 UTC
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What's your favorite type of explosive TF? Mine's the Tailsplosion!
Public: Chapter 9 A reversal of roles
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Good Girl! Good Girl! Good Girl!
Krim's gonna have fun with this one. :D
2023-06-29 05:13:28 +0000 UTC
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Been a productive day! Got all the tags made, filled in the addresses and then the printer refused to print them. Apparently the super cheap ink I bought jammed the nozzles. So thats fun. Ordered slightly less cheap and dodgy ink off amazon which has worked before. Should be here tomorrow.
Today though our first illustration goes Public! Please share it around when you see it on the socia...
2023-06-27 14:31:32 +0000 UTC
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These will be going out tomorrow! And yes I am sending them out internationally. (Sticking them in a standard envelope, with an international forever stamp and hoping it works). If patreon doesn't have your address and you haven't messaged me previously please do so.
If your not a founder...
2023-06-26 20:16:34 +0000 UTC
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As you voted, Angelica's giving Steve's new spade a very thorough taste test! With bonus panel. It was kinda hard to find a safe for work crop on this one.
Enjoy and vote for the next illustration in the next post.
2023-06-22 14:00:07 +0000 UTC
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As I mentioned I've opened a new Grand Nub tier without limited slots.
As a Grand Nub you'll earn one golden Nib a month.
They're a currency that you use to bid on Cameo and naming rights slots. It be a YCH auction for the slots. You don't get the slot then you keep your nibs to bid another day. Auctions would be open to anyone who has ...
2023-06-22 04:09:12 +0000 UTC
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Still on my vacation for another day, then hoping to make the tags and ship them out next week! (Hard to work on smut with parents visiting ya know.)
Public: Chapter 7 What happens when you say good girl! Fifty times real fast?
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Alright! I'm open for suggestions for next week's poll. All scenes from chapters five through eight are fair game. That includes the Yeen vs Panther tie up, Steve's cleaning fugue and the driving miss Good Girl scene. I'm excited to see your favorite moments!
Please one suggestion per nub. Like your favorite suggestions.
2023-06-16 04:12:26 +0000 UTC
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Woot I'm going on vacation tomorrow! But this smut train knows no rest, the updates continue!
Public: Chapter 6 Can Paws... Clean?
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Twitter: 2023-06-13 15:10:01 +0000 UTC
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The “rebellion” failed spectacularly. Angelica found it very difficult to remember to hammer Tina with her trigger once she got her mouth around the tip of that black femcock. The Yeen Queen took charge very quickly. Angelica found herself riding the majestic staff while Steve and Steph practiced their double blowjob technique on the red rocket. The combination reduced Angelica...
2023-06-12 02:08:00 +0000 UTC
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The SUV reeked of Steve's anxiety by the time they found the parking spot at the supermarket. Angelica’s attempts to reassure her, just made the scent grow stronger. Angelica thought about offering to handle it alone but kept imagining herself masturbating helplessly while two old biddies argued over the last stick of pepperoni. Steph had an excited smile, but the sparkling mania in her blue ...
2023-06-12 02:07:18 +0000 UTC
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Hi all,
I floated this idea over on the discord earlier today and got positive feedback there. So if you didn't see it there, here's the post.
I want to open more Grand Nub slots. I want to find a fair way to reward you all for your awesome support without making me crazy. I liked the idea that Grand Nubs enter raffles for cameo and naming right slots but those entire...
2023-06-08 04:25:07 +0000 UTC
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I did another con last weekend and... I'm pretty tired still. Looking forward to this coming weekend where I'm home. This update is brought to you by my one functioning brain cell.
Public: Chapter 5 Steve meets... the Cerberus
Nubbins: 2023-06-06 14:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Bit by bit, day by day, saving money for rainy day.
We're now at 61 patreons! That's more than double where we were at the end of April! Amazing. Thank you for help us climb this ladder. Extra special thank you to everyone who's spread the word about A Game of No Hands, whether that's retweeting, sharing the story on discords or mentioning it to friends, please keep it up. &n...
2023-06-02 14:52:27 +0000 UTC
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It is now June 1st and I will be placing an order for the founder tags this weekend. (I engrave the tags but I have to order the blanks. To make sure I can send you one please update your address! Otherwise I can't mail one to you.
Cheers,
Mr. Nibs
2023-06-02 03:24:31 +0000 UTC
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Angelica’s ears felt as if they might turn molten and melt away from her head. It been nearly an hour since Tina had untied her and she couldn’t stop thinking about it. That god damn argument trigger had gotten her again, totally foiling her desire for a day of rest, just to salvage some sense of control. Regardless, that wasn’t the part that really occupied her brain, rather it was the m...
2023-06-01 04:16:57 +0000 UTC
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“Call your fucking aunt Steve.” Tina demanded several hours later, laying her cell phone on the kitchen counter.
Steve forced a desperate smile. “Ah, we were looking everywhere for that.”
“We checked all the kitchen cupboards and reorganized them too.” Steph added with an enthusiastic nod. While she had professed a level of exhibitionism well above what Steve was comfort...
2023-06-01 02:05:37 +0000 UTC
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Steve woke on the most luxuriantly soft pillow she’d ever experienced. The pillow wobbled beneath her and she opened her eyes.
“Come on you two,” Came a whisper, Angelica’s. “Time to get up.”
Steve thought about it. She kinda needed to go pee but it was hardly an emergency yet. With a sigh, she tried to nestle deeper into the pillow. It smelled good too, a musky mint.
2023-06-01 01:48:14 +0000 UTC
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Waaaah! Furlandia was fun. Throat's a bit sore from slinging books. No rest for my weary bum tho. Next up is local comic con this weekend. I'll be flinging werewolf books and Masked Lioness is hucking cute plushies they made.
Course Steve, Tina and Angelica are not getting any rest either!
Public: 2023-05-30 14:00:04 +0000 UTC
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That was decisive! The chapter 3 option got zero votes btw, that's why its not on the graph.
Art will now commence!
2023-05-25 15:39:10 +0000 UTC
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