Pvt. Womby

June Reward #2

this is supposed to coincide with the latest art--so here are the boys on their wedding night getting up to no good 🥰

see! the kilt is superior!!! for easy access~

luckily they're both athletic 🤭

I might do more wedding art at some point, because you know they got especially busy, lol

thanks once again for all the support! happy sunday <33

Happy June~

I realized I forgot to post my monthly update yesterday, so we're getting it now 😅 And Happy Pride Month to you all!

I'd like to use this post to welcome you to offer suggestions on what you'd like to see~ I can't promise I'll get to all of them, but it's good to hear what you all might be interested in 😚

As I've mentioned, I'm contemplating adding some NSFW art for my OCs, bu...

June Reward #1

More kilt content yahhhhh!!!

Sadly, I think this can only exist in Johnny's imagination 😭✨ But maybe if he asks nicely, he can get his future husband to oblige, hehe~

Can't believe it's already June :'D I'm looking forward to sharing more with you this summer, and hello to all the new patrons!

I've contemplated the idea of sharing some content with my OCs, so let me know...

May Reward #4

a bunch of you asked for more kilt content, so I'm always happy to oblige 🫡 true scots let it hang, lol 🤭

I like to think he's intimately aware of how, ah.. exposed he is, yet chooses to torture his LT by sprawling whenever he can lmao

anyway, I really hope this goes through because I've been trying to upload this like 12x...does anyone know if there's a patreon issue h...

May Reward #3

Simon certainly loves his bourbon...and his Johnny, so why not combine the two 😏

thank you to Aiznic for the idea!

(side note--but turning the balaclava into a beanie has been one of my proudest accomplishments sdfghjk)

happy sunday all <33 thanks once again for the support, and for all the lovely suggestions! I'll try to incorporate them as much as I can~

May Reward #2

more pre-relationship moments~ how much longer can they beat around the bush like this...

ghost trying to take a sexy pic 💀🧍‍♂️

poor thing, lmao, maybe it's better he deleted it anyway 😔

hi hey hello to all the new patrons! there were quite a few from last week's...ah...tease 🤭

thanks once again for all the support! happy sunday &l...

May Reward #1

So in my ~conjectural timeline~ this is pre-relationship--still just shamelessly flirting and testing the waters.... doesn't mean Johnny's not gonna shoot his shot, lol

He's definitely a cheeky lil bastard 🤭

Welcome to a new month! thank you to all of you who are sticking around, I can't wait to keep sharing <33 Happy Sunday!

Happy May 🌸

Hey all, and welcome to May! Just popping in to say thank you so much for the support! I'm flabbergasted over how kind and generous you all are 💗 This patreon was sort of a risk for me, but it's been so rewarding and I find myself looking forward to Sunday more and more~

I figured it might be a good idea to start off each new month by giving you all the opportunity to share some of you...

April Reward #4

ah...ahem...

(this was the first one to make me really blush 😳)

can't blame Johnny for making use of those ah..lovely plush pillows, lol🤭

happy sunday <33

April Reward #3

a continuation of the last post...couldn't resist sharing Simon's morning view 🥺

god...they're going to kill me 😭

as always, happy sunday! and thank you for the support <33

April Reward #2

Since his posterior was so widely commended in previous discussion...here is the cake in question 🎂

Happy Sunday y'all <33 Enjoy!

April Reward #1

part 2 of the sex tape shenanigans 🤭😁 this one had me quietly laughing to myself as I typed it out 😂

welcome to a new month! thanks once again for all the continued support! it really means a lot <333

enjoy!

March Reward #5

Just some sweet boys enjoying time with each other 🫶 please enjoy my lame dialogue 🙆‍♀️

Happy Sunday <33

March Reward #4

more texting shenanigans 🤭 there's an image in there, don't you worry!

tfw you accidentally send your boss your sex tape 😬 (consensually filmed sex tape, aye ☝️)

hope you enjoy this one <33

March Reward #3

here, have some bottom ghost, as a treat 💁‍♀️

(as always, these two are enjoying some good old fashioned ~consensual~ sex, lol)

happy sunday 😚

March Reward #2

How *not* to use a throat mic, hehe 😏

Sure hope that thing's not transmitting...

Happy Sunday, lovelies <3

March Reward #1

hehe...see! he did end up getting that sponge bath after all 🤭 now, about that other problem...

happy march and happy sunday!!

thanks once again for all the support <33

February Reward #5

I feel like I'm making Johnny hairier and hairier with each post...🤔

See! I told you Simon would be inclined to return the favor!

Happy Sunday y'all 🥰

February Reward #4

Finally reunited! 🙌

And look--they did get their rest! After a loooong session of showing just how much they missed each other 😘

Happy Sunday y'all <3

February Reward #3

haha, there is a pic in there, you just have to suffer through all my shitty sexting dialogue 🤭

ngl, I really enjoy typing up these convos. gives some added lore to the porn lol 🤌

enjoy this sultry selfie of our favorite lieutenant <33

February Reward #2

I had fun with the texting in that previous one, so now I'm adding a narrative to the porn 😂👍

Who knows...maybe Simon might be inclined to send one back eventually...🤔

Enjoy <33

February Reward #1

Hey look! We made it to a whole new month! I just want to thank everyone who's joined this page, especially those inclined to stick around <3 I appreciate the support, as I really do need the money, lol

Considering February is a short month, I'm posting one today to get things rolling, and then I plan on posting weekly every Sunday~

Hope you enjoy <3

January Reward #4

hehe, this was the secret photo from my last art 🤭 I wonder what other pics are in these boys' camera rolls..

enjoy <3

January Reward #3

just some lads enjoying each other's company 🙆‍♀️ enjoy!

January Reward #2

As promised, here's the second piece! This one is...a personal favorite 😏 

I definitely don't mind getting to study Johnny for 'anatomy practice'...🤭 And Simon definitely doesn't mind 'using his Soap' 🧼

Enjoy~

January Reward #1

Here's the first post woohoo! Alternative title was 'world's-saddest-wank.jpeg'

I have another (steamy) artwork prepared for tomorrow~ As it stands, I think you can expect about...4?? new artworks a month?

Let me know what you guys might be interested in 😙

Welcome~

Welcome all! If you're here, it means you have good taste 💅😙

I'm re-launching this patreon account and intend to use it to post some NSFW and suggestive art, or just stuff I wouldn't want to post publicly lol. This is kinda my first whack at drawing erotica, so join me on this journey of gritty, overly realistic, brooding military men and their dicks 🤙 

As a rule, plea...