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Chapter 63: Tsunade: Takuya, Have You Heard of Tailed Beasts?

"Don't even think about it!"

Tsunade looked up to see Jiraiya and Orochimaru eyeing her, quickly raising her hand to shield her bowl.

"If you want to eat, go to the logistics unit yourself. Don't even think about taking mine—I'm starving here."

"Sorry, you two," Takuya apologized, "I didn't know you were here, so I didn’t prepare anything for you."

Takuya genuinely h...

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Chapter 62: Minato: I Want a Cute and Beautiful Little Fox Like This Too

Just as Takuya was about to refuse, Snowy’s voice echoed in his mind.

Has the second phase of sleep ended?

Takuya couldn’t help but get excited. If the first phase made Snowy somewhat strong, the second phase meant Snowy could take on anyone who challenged her.

By the third phase, well, sorry—this special Nine-Tails would be able to stand toe-to-toe with even th...

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Chapter 61: Nawaki: How Could the Nine-Tails Ever Become Someone’s Summoned Beast?

Nawaki slouched his shoulders, speaking weakly:

“My teacher loves research. He said if I want to learn his skills, I need to get used to these things first. Sooner or later, I’ll have to face corpses for research. That’s why he assigned me here.”

Damn it!

I knew it! So it was Orochimaru’s idea all along.

Making his own student guard a morg...

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Chapter 60: The Mysterious Job Is Actually...

“You like giving massages, huh?”

“Let’s see if you still want to give them after this!”

Takuya Yagami gritted his teeth as he jumped onto Tsunade’s back, grabbed her arms, and yanked them backward with force.

Crack, crack, crack.

The sound of bones popping echoed repeatedly.

“Yes, yes, just like that! Put some strength into it.”

“My...

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Chapter 59: Who Dares to Disdain Tsunade? Takuya Yagami Dares

Danzo casually glanced at the contents of the document before placing it down. “Go ahead with the arrangements. You can also periodically increase the supply of fresh ingredients.”

Tsunade needing special treatment? That was good news.

Danzo was eager for Tsunade to stay in the camp permanently, enjoying her special treatment every day. As long as Tsunade remained in the camp, s...

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Chapter 58: Sacrificing Others to Save Myself

“By the way, remember to tell your sister when you get back. It’ll be mealtime soon, so she should come over to eat,” Takuya instructed, a resigned expression on his face. It seems I have to cook separately after all.

Luckily, with Tsunade as their cover, no one would dare to complain. Tsunade’s importance in the camp was no less than that of Danzo, the commanding officer...

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Chapter 57: Nawaki's Ambitious Dreams

"Is there something behind this?" Minato instinctively reached out to pull it back, but Takuya shouted, "Stop!" Unfortunately, it was too late—Minato had already lifted the white cloth.

Upon seeing what lay behind it, Minato shuddered, dropping the cloth as if he'd been shocked. He turned back to the medical ninja who had tricked them with an exasperated look.

“Hahaha...” The ...

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Chapter 56: Arrival at the Battlefield, Dire Situations

Watching Takuya and Tsunade’s antics along the way, Minato felt like a third wheel. Tsunade hardly paid him any attention, her focus entirely on Takuya.

Despite all the joking around, once they were far from Konoha, Tsunade became serious. She started scanning for enemy traces, setting traps, and scouting for a campsite—nothing was left undone.

Just as Minato thought Tsunade had...

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Chapter 55: Not Only Are You a Gambling Addict, But Also a Female Hooligan

Watching Takuya win hand after hand, Tsunade gritted her teeth in frustration. Why does he always get the best cards?

“You shuffle the cards. What do you mean, cheating? If you can’t handle losing, then don’t play. Pay up—thank you for your contribution, two thousand ryo, no credit,” Takuya said, pushing the cards toward Tsunade.

If you’re bad at the game, a...

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Chapter 54: Giving Money Away? Better Give It to Me! I'll Teach You How to Play Landlord

"No, he hasn’t," Mito Homura interjected, taking over the conversation. "According to the intelligence reports, the Third Kazekage seemed to have entered the Land of Fire at some point but later withdrew. He’s been stationed at the camp in the Land of Rivers and hasn’t left since. The enemies within the Land of Fire are mainly led by Chiyo's son."

"And who’s in command?" Tsunade a...

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Chapter 53: Reconcile with the Hidden Rain Village? Who Will Surrender First?

Tsunade instinctively pulled the blanket over herself, planning to sleep a little longer. But as soon as she smelled the aroma of food, she jumped up as if she had been injected with a burst of energy.

She grabbed the lunchbox, opened it, and started eating right away, muttering as she chewed, "As expected of my good little sister, knowing that I'm starving and bringing me food."

"M...

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Chapter 52: Snowy Enters the Second Stage of Growth

"He doesn't mind dancing embarrassingly in front of countless Konoha ninjas, suffering mental trauma; if he wants to cause me trouble, so be it," Takuya shrugged, showing indifference.

"You sure are confident," Tsunade rolled her eyes. "But if you anger that old man too much, he might deliberately assign you to dangerous missions."

"Whatever," Takuya shrugged again, signaling that h...

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Chapter 102: A Life Simulation for 1 Million Ryo - The Poison Duo Strikes!

"Who... who are you really?" The Nine-Tails' pupils contracted sharply as Uchiha Akira casually mentioned its true name. The beast's gaze locked onto Akira with intense focus.

Only the Sage of Six Paths and a few other tailed beasts knew the Nine-Tails’ name. No one else in the ninja world should have such knowledge.

Yet, here was this Uchiha boy, effortlessly revealing the name t...

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Chapter 101: Can We Talk Now, Kurama?

"Boss, two bowls of ramen!" Uchiha Akira called out as he entered the ramen shop. It wasn't his first time here; he'd been before, just to check it out.

As he spoke, Akira's eyes narrowed slightly, and the three-tomoe Sharingan appeared, staring intently at Teuchi, the owner of Ichiraku Ramen.

Before his reincarnation, Akira had been a fan of the Naruto series. There w...

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Chapter 100: Jiraiya Returns to Konoha, Naruto's Mixed Emotions

On a street in a town somewhere in the Land of Fire...

A tall, imposing man with long white hair tied back in a simple ponytail walked along. Perhaps it was his long hair that suited his image as a writer or an artist? On his feet were wooden sandals, and on his forehead, he wore a headband. However, instead of bearing the symbol of any ninja village, it simply had the large character for...

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Chapter 51: You Sneak into My Bed and Expect Me to Cook?

After letting go of all her tensions, Tsunade yawned her way out of the office.

Ignored throughout the conversation, Koharu, with a face red from anger, complained, "Sarutobi, are you going to keep indulging her like this?"

Here we go again.

Homura could only shake his head slightly. Whenever they felt slighted, Koharu and Danzo would vent their frustrations at the Thir...

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Chapter 50: World Peace? Only in Dreams

Early the next morning, Takuya was once again woken up by the sound of the door. He thought it might be Kushina, but it turned out to be Mikoto.

Rubbing his eyes and stepping out from his bedroom, Takuya yawned and asked, "Mikoto, what brings you here so early?"

"It's not that early anymore," Mikoto replied with a gentle smile, placing a lunchbox on the table and pulling Takuya to s...

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Chapter 49: If Yagami Takuya Won't Budge, Change the Approach

Kushina flashed a look of realization and laughed, "Hello, I'm Kushina, nice to meet you."

"I'm Nara Shikaku, pleased to meet you as well," Shikaku replied, looking somewhat uncomfortable.

His discomfort stemmed mainly from the legendary tales of Kushina’s fiery temper that persisted throughout the school. He'd always heard from other students how fierce Kushina could be, so his n...

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Chapter 48: Tsunade Summoned Urgently, Dinner with an Unexpected Guest

In a concealed cave, Orochimaru removed the scroll from the carrier hawk's leg and casually released the bird back into the wild.

"The old man?" A dirty, unshaven Jiraiya yawned, looking a bit out of sorts. The constant battles between Konoha and Amegakure were taking their toll on the trio, leaving them exhausted.

Tsunade sat silently on a wooden log nearby, her face tired and draw...

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Chapter 47: Taking Chunin Pay While Worrying Like a Hokage

With a cheerful grin, Kushina opened the bento box and sat down at the table, resting her chin on one hand as she said happily, “I heard this morning that you taught that jerk from the Shimura clan a lesson, so I asked the ANBU guys tailing me and confirmed you were back in the village. That’s why I brought you this lunch.”

“...”

“So, you’re getting along well with the...

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Chapter 46: Uchiha Fugaku Faces a Cold Reception

Sakumo Hatake sat down directly across from Takuya, his eyes drifting to the food on the table. He took a deep breath and asked, “Mind if I join you? I’ve been busy all day and haven’t had a chance to eat.”

Takuya got up to fetch some extra dishes and utensils, and also took out some prepared food he had set aside for the next day. As he sat back down, he gritted his teeth and sai...

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Chapter 45: Undo the Genjutsu? Sorry, I Don't Know How

It was like a chain reaction—Sakumo Hatake's laughter set off the other Jonin, and soon the entire room was laughing. Even Uchiha Kaze, who had been in a terrible mood, couldn't keep his stoic expression.

The hearty laughter lightened the tense atmosphere in the Hokage's office.

However, this lively atmosphere didn't sit well with the Third Hokage.

Once this incident gets ou...

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Chapter 44: You Questioned Me, and You Say There’s No Other Meaning?

There were not only Jonin but also a significant number of Chunin and Genin. And that was just within the Uchiha clan. When you factor in the other clans, it’s easy to see just how much weight these families carry in Konoha.

It's no wonder the Third Hokage and Danzo were so bent on weakening the clans—it was a complete brainless move. If they were worried about the clans growing too p...

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Chapter 43: The Village Erupts, Konoha Mobilizes its Ninja Army Against the Sand Village

Seeing that Minato and Mikoto were so exhausted they could barely stand, the sentry ninja quickly brought over water and some rations. The sentry captain, Natsuki Kozou, turned to the three and said, “I’m Natsuki Kozou, the captain of this outpost. Could you please give us a detailed account of the enemy encounter? We need to relay this information back to the village.”

“No proble...

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Chapter 42: Takuya, How Did You Do It?

“Argh!!”

No one knew how much time had passed, but when the Third Kazekage finally broke free from the genjutsu, veins bulged on his forehead as if he was barely containing his rage. Gripping his head, he roared like a wild beast.

Even though he managed to escape the genjutsu, it wasn’t without a cost—he had suffered significant mental damage.

If it was just about ...

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Chapter 41: The Third Kazekage: Do You Think You Can Escape from Me?

The Third Kazekage, known as the strongest Kazekage in the history of the Sand Village, possessed the powerful Magnet Release bloodline limit. These were the basic facts they all knew.

It wasn’t an exaggeration to say he was the strongest ninja in the Sand Village. And now, this strongest ninja was personally hunting them down.

It’s over.

This time, it was truly o...

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Chapter 40: The Third Kazekage Gives Chase

Before he could even utter the word “eyes,” the Sand Jonin suddenly felt the world spin around him. In an instant, he found himself in a picturesque place, surrounded by blooming cherry blossoms. The serene setting, coupled with the gentle music that began to play, made him feel an irresistible urge to dance.

“Captain!!”

Seeing their captain suddenly freeze and fall silent, ...

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Chapter 39: The Escort Team Encounters the Third Kazekage's Ambush Squad

Swish, swish, swish...

The sound of sand shifting through the night was unmistakable.

On the watchtower, a patrolling ninja realized something was wrong. He barely had time to gasp, "What the—" before—thud—a sharp iron spike pierced through his throat and heart.

The two bodies crumpled to the ground atop the tower, never having the chance to raise the a...

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Chapter 38: Minato, Why Does Your Summoned Toad Have a Tail?

The accompanying steward had originally planned to invite Takuya and the others to join them for lunch, but upon seeing the three happily munching on roasted rabbit, he quickly swallowed his words and quietly returned the way he came.

Watching the steward's retreating figure, Minato felt a bit puzzled.

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Chapter 37: Minato: I've Grown Up, No One Can Trick Me Anymore

Unfortunately, they weren't so lucky—they ran into Sakumo Hatake, a truly formidable opponent, which cost them their lives. This event also planted the seeds of hatred that would later lead to Sasori's dark transformation and betrayal.

Why did Sasori target the Third Kazekage? Besides the fact that the Third Kazekage was the most suitable candidate to be turned into a puppet, it was als...

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