PODCAST 144 - An Underwhelming Car Crash
And before anyone says it- that's just the title of this episode, not a review of my whole Patreon.
2023-10-05 15:35:22 +0000 UTC View Post
MattMorgan posts
Recording With Nico Wednesday Night!
Podcast out Thursday.
(The Pics- Katie has been buying old vases from charity shops and I’ve been giving them little makeovers.)
2023-10-02 15:04:05 +0000 UTC View PostHoo Fort this would ever actually happen?
Well it is. Next month. If we die, we die.
Hazy will be on soon to discuss the plan. We need boats, tents, groceries and brightly-coloured leotards so the rescue helicopter lads can see us.
(Sorry about the delay with the Nico show. I am having to literally reconstruct it from a pile of out-of-sync audio).
2023-09-13 14:44:04 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 143 - The Spider and The Butterfly
She fell, she fell, right under my spell
Oh now pretty baby come on!
She danced, she danced, right into my hands
Oh now pretty baby come on!
Be my butterfly.
A-Haaaaaaaaaa!
(Had a tech error with the Nico pod. Annoyingly not something I can blame him for. It'll be fine, just gonna take some time. Like so many things... Love y'all)
2023-09-06 16:19:30 +0000 UTC View PostLittle Update
1- That picture is all we really are. So relax.
2- Latest podcast with Nico out later today.
3- Recording with Noel tonight.
4- Joe Lycett is waiting in the wings. I want your agony aunt questions for him emailed to adviceneeded@icloud.com please.
5- Look at that picture a bit more.
2023-09-05 11:29:20 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 142 - Dogs Look Back in Anger
The authorities finally caught up with him.
(Talking of The Stooges, I mentioned Pink Floyd's 'Set the Controls For the Heart of the Sun', I meant 'Interstellar Overdrive'. Thanks Covid!)
2023-08-26 18:20:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Guess Who’s Back?
I am reborn. Mostly.
Sorry for not replying to your messages. I mean, that’s not a Covid thing but I did feel extra guilty through a haze of brain-fog and fever. I do read every message though and I think about replying. And I think you’ll find- it’s the thought that counts.
Talking to Noella tomorrow. He’s been a right old grumpy-guts on text. I asked if he needed a visit ...
2023-08-23 10:46:28 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve had a visit from an old friend
Feel like pure shite.
If… I don’t make it… tell Sally from the pub… I always loved her… I’m so cold… so cold… more morphine you bastards… mother? is that you? … the light, it’s beautiful…
2023-08-18 11:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 141 - Nico, the Gentleman Incel
A bit of constructive input from a wonderful friend leads local crimefighter Nico 'The Hawk' Tatarowicz into a mind-spiral of bitterness and never-ending celibacy.
2023-08-13 20:42:36 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 140 - Hula-Hoop Mansion
I went to Noel's House Party, population: just me, unfortunately.
I am available for children's parties.
2023-08-08 16:48:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe’re Gonna Talk Tonight
About how he didn’t save my life, but instead recorded me when I was off ma tits.
2023-08-06 14:01:26 +0000 UTC View Post
PODCAST 139 - Noelly- G Back in De Area
He's back and I'm going off on tour with the bugger. See you in Brighton and Bournemouth.
2023-07-30 11:52:31 +0000 UTC View PostDeidre, You’ve Let Me Down Again
He’s proper sweaty here. Must be a tricky customer.
2023-07-28 11:34:53 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 138 - Nico and Poot
Another stroll beyond the perimeter of acceptable podcasting.
2023-07-26 14:54:53 +0000 UTC View PostTalking To Captain Seaside Tonight
Any advice needed? General questions? Recipes? Sex tips?
(This pic is AI-generated from the prompt ‘a white-haired, middle-aged man with glasses in a Hawaiian shirt, called Captain Seaside, in an ice-cream truck’ and it came out looking UNCANNILY like Nico. Very concerning).
2023-07-23 13:07:44 +0000 UTC View PostChocolate Bar Results
Against odds of 1 in 19,600 NO ONE got the right answer. As far as I can see, a clever little girl called PETER HAROLD was the closest. He can email a voicenote enquiry for Noel to adviceneeded@icloud.com
Aww, Noel liking a Curly-Wurly at his age.
2023-07-20 21:11:19 +0000 UTC View PostNailing this Parenting Thing
‘Tears in Heaven’ was already a bold choice for the school run. Didn’t need the backstory.
‘Sunday Bloody Sunday’ tomorrow.
2023-07-18 21:49:36 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 137 - D'yer Wanna Be a Spaceman?
Noel is in Boston. Lock up the terriers.
2023-07-17 20:52:39 +0000 UTC View PostI asked Noel which three he’d save from oblivion
See if you can guess his answer. First correct one gets to do a personal voicenote question to his highness. Bit of fun innit?
2023-07-15 20:55:51 +0000 UTC View PostIf Life Breaks Your Sword, Make a Dagger.
Father of the year.
2023-07-12 22:48:58 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 136 - Nico's Wet Eyes
If reality is a simulation then the joke's on the creators because this recording is a fucking pointless load of bollocks and it undermines all the beautiful sunsets and stuff.
2023-07-12 14:24:31 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 135 - Max Bedford and Lou Cipher
Tour Diary Week 3 - Let's get quizzical with Noely G in Detroit.
PODCAST 134 - Noel in a Nutshell
Tour Diary week 2 - Our little mastermind is in Miami.
(apologies for the audio issues at times)
2023-06-27 15:01:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Update
Recorded 2hrs with Noely G last night and 3 hours with Nico today.
Nico show out tomorrow.
Noel show soon.
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2023-06-22 16:37:30 +0000 UTC View PostQuestions?
No promises I’ll get to them all. Or get to them at all.
Paul Brazil can take the week off.
2023-06-20 18:29:07 +0000 UTC View Post