Nico has recorded himself badgering Noel’s bass player, the all-round excellent person Russ Pritchard. It’s FREE so get on it.
For the more discerning listener who enjoys only the finest things, there is a longer Patreon version behind the paywall. Find it, along with all of Nico’s other special stuff, here:
2024-07-23 15:26:57 +0000 UTC
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I’ll kick things off…
Indie-gestion
DILF
Massive Prostate
Cigarettes and Voltarol
2024-07-23 11:11:26 +0000 UTC
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Nearly three hours of delightful bollocks. Which is what I call Nico.
2024-07-23 08:12:57 +0000 UTC
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Probably get a call from the school soon.
(Who’s going to Ally Pally later? It’s gonna be a sweaty one)
2024-07-20 13:42:14 +0000 UTC
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I asked him for a picture and he just came up with this in a heartbeat. Like as if he’s saying ‘hmm where’d I leave my chewing gum?’ but it’s right there in his mouth! What is he like?! The senior royal hair and bonkers Hawaiian shirt are just the icing on the cake for this maverick who just likes to take a sideways look at life I guess.
2024-07-18 13:32:12 +0000 UTC
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I predict Saka will score in the first ten minutes.
2024-07-14 18:30:03 +0000 UTC
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I did rise so late as to leave my work until the small hours. In this state I fear I was much lacking in succinctness and did speak much drivel.
2024-07-14 16:23:37 +0000 UTC
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There’s 65 hours of the bastards! Paul Brazil is a quivering wreck.
2024-07-09 12:38:13 +0000 UTC
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Our new vacuum cleaner’s pronouns are He/Him.
2024-07-07 11:37:57 +0000 UTC
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Spotify link for the mega-playlist, which is frankly out of hand.
2024-07-06 19:02:46 +0000 UTC
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OK, it’s mega-playlist time. So how it’s gonna work is… comment on this post with SINGLE songs. Artist name followed by track name. Each Patron gets 5 choices each. Songs can be anything but let’s avoid obvious or well-known stuff, your own songs (this ain’t another Bonfire of Dreams) and ‘joke’ choices. This is a way of sharing cool shit that people might not know about. Each ind...
2024-07-05 14:00:38 +0000 UTC
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2024-07-05 11:38:41 +0000 UTC
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Two packets of crisps and a cup of tea at Wimbledon? Living the fucking dream.
Pic: dunno who to credit but he's with a band called Kneecap.
2024-07-03 15:16:58 +0000 UTC
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A lot to unpack.
(edit: audio issues)
2024-06-27 12:24:27 +0000 UTC
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…asking for your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Solo out tonight. Didn’t answer enough of your questions and not got enough podcasts out this month so it’ll have a part two following asap.
Noel’s at Glastonbury this week but he’s coming on for a debrief next week.
2024-06-26 16:24:09 +0000 UTC
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This next show with Noel is gonna be lit.
2024-06-21 12:04:08 +0000 UTC
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The Full Version.
2024-06-20 21:53:01 +0000 UTC
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2024-06-19 21:56:12 +0000 UTC
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Join Hazy and I on the river as, yet again, grand plans crumble into drunken stupidity.
Solo out soonish and the Podfather, Noely G, is back next week.
2024-06-18 21:33:03 +0000 UTC
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After a lovely afternoon on the river we entered a pub and immediately Hazy got a vicious burn off an older lady. ‘’Ere, he looks like he’s robbed a washing line’. Ouch! He didn’t clap-back, instead we processed the trauma on the back patio like gentlemen.
There is a longer video of the whole canoeing expedition on his Patreon. Which can be found here:
2024-06-11 15:57:54 +0000 UTC
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I'll do the solo in the next couple of days. Meanwhile here's me and Hazy, fresh off the press recorded minutes ago in my garden before we head out to our inevitable demise on a boat. X
2024-06-09 12:38:52 +0000 UTC
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Any topics? Nothing heavy. Need to bring comedy back.
(Also give me ideas for video content you might want too. I’ve been busy setting up for filming and streaming)
Picture: another chamber pot I’ve tarted up.
X
2024-06-08 13:06:59 +0000 UTC
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Yes it's finally here. Official merchandise designed by my own fair hand. Get involved in what will surely become a global fashion revolution.
2024-05-31 13:57:31 +0000 UTC
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Some new low-points unlocked here. Drunkenly talking over each other, repeating stories, sub-layman theories and opinions and completely forgetting we were doing a podcast by the end as I just played the guitar at Rick who had zero interest. Good times.
2024-05-29 23:57:56 +0000 UTC
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White dog shit is back, and it’s whiter than ever!
Also, podcast with Rick out tomorrow. Merch launches this week and… I’m working on a new tier with videos. Proper videos. I’ve bought lights and a gimbal. And teeth-whitening strips.
2024-05-28 13:07:32 +0000 UTC
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2024-05-27 12:37:14 +0000 UTC
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2024-05-27 12:36:07 +0000 UTC
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Captain Seaside returns to hold hands and perambulate the distant wetlands of drivel and hope.
2024-05-21 11:25:49 +0000 UTC
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Me scribble on him lickle face.
2024-05-15 15:21:06 +0000 UTC
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Another romp around the paddock with the iconic Noely G-Unit.
2024-05-15 07:09:01 +0000 UTC
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