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March Art Poll

 Getting this out early since it’s a shorter month. Going with my gut, which is a surprising amount of just character portraits and relatively safe stuff. On the plus side, safe means I can share them with followers and whoever too without annoying Patreon. Messing with a few new ideas, and didn’t want to get another Patcher by herself because I’ve still got that order out for her.&n...

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Pokegirl Adventure 8: Jiggle Jungle

 Hey! I actually got another voted item on this month! I’ve been on kind of a mild rollercoaster recently. Not anything that bad, but busy. If it wasn’t clear, I made this out to be the game’s Safari Zone. I always liked the idea of a trainer who instead of getting a starter pokemon is given a few hundred bucks and let loose in the Safari Zone to do as they will. Not like you usu...

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Your Favorite Heal Slut 4: Cinematic

 

I’ve had a few ideas floating around for this series. Some new character concepts are floating around, but I mostly wanted to handle Ghost Shot and Patcher that’s been teased at for a while. I also had to figure out what making a cinematic/cutscene was like for them, so I figured it was literally them making a movie. It gives some lore about their game itself, which obvious...

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Late Reward Art: Battle Sluts Gladiatrix and Goblin Spawn-Mother

 

So this was a while back! I had requested three pieces of art for Battle Sluts, the sexy monstergirl card game. A few things came up with the artists all at once and some of them got pushed back, but finally got delivery on these. I had a bonus art of Patcher from the Healslut series still paid and coming, but not much headway on that.

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Reward Art: Harley Quinn vs The Multiverse

Based on my story from http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/luffy316/33029/Harley-Quinn-vs-The-Multiverse where Harley Quinn tampers with a portal and catfights alternates of herself. It's not based on any certain scene but wanted to capture the spirit of the ch...

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Commission Collab: Pizza Thot (Tips Night)

I mentioned working with ACGats from Pizza Thot after he liked my Pizza Thot fanfic so much. I've been doing some collaboration commissions so I've got 3 stories already posted on their Patreon (Gobbosoft), but as I start working on part 4 they've started to release them for the public. I strongly recommend checking out their art and if you follow me, at least looking into theirs! 

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Junko's Bizarre Adventure Teaser: Sex And Violence

I basically spent all weekend wondering about this idea then threw it together this morning. I'm not one to like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, the anime this is basically knocking off of with what limited knowledge I have. It's like pro wrestling or the Metal Gear games; I never want to watch/play it, but I'm glad to hear people tell me the crazy shit that happens in it. Mostly I just never lik...

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Red the Paladin vs The Champion

 

Been poking at this one all month so far as the top voted story. The enemy was interesting to explore, planning her as more of just a walking, stronger fist to get in Red’s way. Things basically got more interesting for her to be more sporting so her pride mixed into things. I also figured there’d be some moment where she shared her real name instead of just The Black Ghost...

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Your Favorite Healslut 3: Clone Wars

 

I've been a little stressed and busy lately, so don't mind that I'm working on some of my more simple and sweet projects. The ongoing stories with some cute characters despite doing lewd things. Do rest assured that like most months, the top two votes are getting done so Red the Paladin is on her way.

This chapter of Your Favorite Healslut deals with what happens...

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Tink the Gnome Part 2

 

A sequel to a story from way back. A gnome fighter and a human thief team up for adventuring and end up getting tender. Just messing with size difference sex and different classes butting heads playfully. Also a muscle shortstack which I don’t get to play with as much. 

Tink and I had been working together for almost a year. We're partners in adventures and es...

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Ghetto Goblin Vocabulary List

 

I started keeping track of the goblin speak vocabulary ever since I started doing sequels to Ghetto Goblin. It’s fun making them up, even if it’s a lot of variations of green and words for dicks and sex. Makes sense for their weird self-degrading sex culture. I started doing Patreon and commission stories based on them and I recently did an update after I did a few more. It...

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Crox and the Human Girl

I felt like looking into the modern goblin male after all the Ghetto Goblin, Goblin Coplin and such stories. They tend to be real high or lower on the totem pole depending on things, and felt like messing around with that a little. Think it turned out fun and likely going back to it some day. 


 

“Hey, Crox.”

“Hey, Donka. What’s up?” Crox...

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February Reward Art: Orc Dates

Well this came out a lot quicker than expected! This might be kind of a surprise to some since I never did finish this piece. I got the main date written out but wasn't positive where to take the post-date part. Besides the obvious anyway. I'm trying to flesh out the modern orc like I did with the goblins and give her those little types of quirks.

 

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Bonus Reward Art: Mariopocalypse Peach

 

With the delays on the other art, I decided to pick up a commission sale for a quick piece. Harley and the orc dates are on the way, so dropping in Mariopocalypse Peach as a frequent runner up.

Art done by this here artist, and an clean version of the pic attached to the post

www.patreon.com/aatkaw&nb...

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Reward Art Sketches

So trust me! The reward pics are coming. A few are in the works but the main ones are on their way. I've even attached the early designs for the Orc Date image for February.

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Caption Pic: The Curse of Monster Mommy

A spooky loving ghost poem. Go spread the curse.


 

There's a monster living in your house who loves to hide and creep.

Her name is Monster Mommy and she watches while you sleep.

She's always kind and gentle when she pets you with her claws

And whispers ancient lullabies between her deadly jaws.

Mommy might be big and scary but it turn...

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Caption Pic: Overbutt Bikini Contest

 

This is another request I got a few weeks back but I ended up making the Pauline one instead. Someone mentioned it to me again over Discord and I got the spark for the angle I needed to make it happen. The idea was the three ladies are a little buzzed and show up in their slutty swimsuits to ask you to judge who has the best ass. I’m not sure the requester knew the ladies were Ov...

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Minor Update: Healslut/Merc Wars Roster

Just a minor update to an old post.  I put up the roster behind the Your Favorite Healslut stories a while back, but I had made personal updates to my files for the new ones I included in the second chapter. So I think that’s Shade (a big black French woman who just never came up), Bork (the new dog with an auto turret backpack) and Pocket Rocket (a shortstack alien healer with a bazooka...

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The Grimm Wrestling League Roster

 

I had this as an old idea for a fairytale/nursery rhyme-themed wrestling. Couldn’t come up with a good notion for the match or setting so started toying with the world and league itself. Threw this together, not sure if I’ll follow through on it. Curious if anyone had favorite characters or matches they’d want to see though.

The Grimm Wrestling League:&...

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Patron Request: Cheetah vs Wonder Woman

 

Following up on a patron’s request from earlier this month. Just wanted Wonder Woman fighting and then humiliated by Cheetah, so a pretty easy delivery. Got another WW commission I’m working on so this worked pretty quickly. So watch your messages in a few days in case I reach out to someone for more ideas.

Barbara (the villainess best known as Cheetah) went boun...

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Febuary Story Poll

Just putting up the story votes while I'm at it with the pic polls. Couple more options than last time but re-enabling the multi-vote. Don't forget to send me any extra votes you want to put in if you're $5 or higher!

 

Captain's Log of the Tideturner. Scifi alien sex romp. In service of the galactic order of GUD, fumbling and frantic Captain Art Colinger conti...

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February Art Poll

Sorry for falling behind on art, gang. I still have a bonus one coming, but the artists are having some delays. One artist is going through a mental health thing so I'm not going to put my picture of tits above their wellbeing. The other is just sort of touch and go, but I do have a bare bones sketch for the Harley Quinns fight. I'm at least figuring out who the regulars are for when I need a p...

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The Lusting Swarm 2: Recruiter

Caught up on candidate number 2. I feel like I'm going slower than usual this month, but I've got most of the quota out for this month already. This story's interesting, but a level more complicated than a lot of the others so can take some word to do. 

 

"Such a fertile lord... we thank you..."

Gareth had woke in his salvaged bed with his cock already in th...

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News/Plug: Writing For Pizza Thot/AC Gats/Gobbosoft

 

So I’ve made a surprising contact lately. Remember last month when I did that Pizza Thot fanfic? I decided to send it off to the artist/creator Gats over at his Patreon, since this is sort of the only medium I have for my smuttery.

The guy loved it and asked me to do more! I've already finished two full-sized stories for the group, though due to our agreement they have excl...

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Story Poll Results for Jan

Just dropping the results of ths month's poll. I considered past surveys and tried fewer vote options with singular votes. Not a bad move when I can whittle down my options, but think I might keep the multiple choices next time.

Anyway, Harley Quinn's brawl won the pic vote, so that's already paid and in the sketching stages.

 

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Pain and Promotion 6: Tag Team Troubles

 

Back to this fan favorite. Hardest part was coming up with their opponents. Then whether they would win or lose, and how they’d regard each other by the end, but by about the halfway point I knew where it was going and blazed through the rest today. Not sure where it’s going in the big picture, but that’s another part of the fun of this story and most league settings. Jus...

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Your Favorite Healslut 2: Zombie Mode

 

This was kind of a mishmash of ideas... tilted a bit more towards story than sex, but still keeping up the last Healslut story's “Overwatch meets Wreck-It Ralph” themes. It's a combination of Halloween events, new character updates and alternate skins for characters, and how the characters themselves deal with it while Patcher (aka Healslut) finds herself working outside of...

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Just thinkin about making a smut writing Twitter

That’s all

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Captain's Log of The Tideturner


This is something that came to me last week when I was listening to a podcast talking about Star Trek. It reminded me that ST is one of those things that I knew it existed but never saw more than a few minutes of it. I got a lot of the basic tone from parodies like Futurama and Muppets but all I knew was some second-hand trivia from friends and podcast chatter. If you know my oth...

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News Update: Future Novel

Well guys, nervous and excited as shit but I'm done editing my planned novel. I've posted teasers and some stuff on here but I'm looking to make it into a real deal. I plan to keep sticking around here with business as usual but ‮‪I've sent out my first feelers to a publishing agent to see if my tribal amazons story can get made into the real deal. I'll likely need to send out more, but dam...

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