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Early Access: Zelda's Mask

Sudden start on a suggested idea. Zelda and Urbosa the  gerudo chieftess envy each other's lives and use magical masks to turn ot each other for a while. Urbosa has to deal with being treated like a dainty princess while Zelda is shocked how many people want to wrassle with her.

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Beefers Steakhouse: Family Restaurant

Back at it with Beefers the sexy steakhouse. The skinny femboy brother and chubby cheery sister duo of Billy and Alexa are a fun pair and I’d been looking forward to working with them since I designed them for the restaurant. Alexa was originally just the sunny happy one, but Billy was a late addition and realized they both had red hair. I’ve already got a mother and daughter pair in th...

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Gamer Girls: Whiff Punish

A short piece that’s been a long time coming. A fan requested an FGC girl of their own for a story, and felt like something quick and easy to throw together. A tired, lazy gaming teacher who uses sex as a reward for her students. Out of her main traits, “square boobs” ala Franky from Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends was a very emphasized part of her description. Took me forever to f...

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Monthly Donation Shuffle

Usual reminder! Folks at $50, make sure you lower your donation if you haven't already. 

And new would-be donors vying for it, wait til next month to up your pledge so it won't double-charge you.

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Pokebelly Brawl: Skyla vs Annie

One last patron reward as more pokemon girls in belly punching each other silly.



Skyla left her training session sore but satisfied. She’d picked up some basics about fistfighting from Flannery that she hoped would prove useful the next time she got into a fight, not that she had any immediate plans to do so.

The flying-type gym leader had some erran...

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There's Monsters In These Woods

Huge burst of writing today! Got all this in one shot. All of it started with an image of a kindly lady in the forest warning “There’s monsters in these woods…”

Built from there and with some suggestions from a Discord perv, pieced it into this idea. A strange and sweet milf that meets a feminine guy in the woods and variously coddles, teases and fucks the hell out of...

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Pizza Thot Oil Royal Rumble: The Managers vs The Slackers

Glad I made this one episodic since it would have finished here near the end of the month. Would have been huge too, with mixed bits of male on male, male on female, and fem v fem throughout, so this should make it all more digestible for people.

This was just the best I could imagine of two tag teams that would exist: Boss herself and Pepper the former Thot Wings manager/new...

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Early Access: Red The Paladin vs The Queen

Another sequel piece to Red the Paladin, the busty redhead and topless warrior. Conspiring with her former enemy, she targets the big boss behind it all with a staged fight and some magic-busting combat. 

It did so well on the polls I wanted to at least start it.

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Early Access: Join the Pantheon

Superhumans take over the world. Things become a totalitarian empire run by their order. One of their subjects becomes chosen out as the next lover of Arethina, the most powerful woman/queen/goddess on earth (on many levels) as their evil Wonder Woman.

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Patron Reward: Persona Re-Brawl

Phew! 3 months of donations put into this one. Group fights are always tough, especially when I don’t remember who’s named what constantly. Those stories tend to have charts. But another violent Persona 5 catfight as the girls end up in Hell and take out their frustrations on each other.

VERY violent and vicious and leads to deaths, so careful if you’re squeamish about ...

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December Story Poll

Building up input and prep time while I can. Usual mix of ideas from fighting to shorties while a few holiday themes in there. Stuff I feel like, but no obligation to pick one for my sake. I write holiday stuff all year round, and if I want something written no matte what, I usually won't put it on the poll. Like a certain restaurant that might celebrate the holiday.


Th...

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December Reward Art Poll

Sorry for the slow rate lately, but got over some dentist stuff and figuring out how to keep writing from my job. Should still have some more stories by the end of the month pretty easily.

But bringing in new and old pic ideas! Lemme know which ones sound good.

Demonic Milf and Son: random cute image. A big red demon woman (horns, tail and wings style) huggling her ...

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Pizza Thot Oil Royal Rumble: Milk vs Honey

So my writing's a little funky lately. Or at least slow and strange work. Got some aches and pains going on and work has cut me off from anything I can save work online with. So probably going to have to cram more in on weeknights, which is lame, assuming I'm on the right mix of pain meds and sleep. I should be able to finish everything this month, but will be irregular as hell.

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Patron Reward: Moe (cute) Wrestling Night

Latest patron reward story. A bunch of generically cute, clumsy anime girls decide to compete in an oil wrestling battle royale.



The collection of overly cute college girls had gathered together by coincidence despite their similar demeanors. They were all bubbly, airheaded and cute, with their round and adorable expressions drawing confusion about their age...

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Monster Essays: Monster Politics

Fun fact about me: I don’t know anything about politics. A few people asked me to do some election-based stories and I didn’t know enough to be able to tell the sides and parties apart.

So I wrote this as vaguely as I could to keep timelines fuzzy and the details unclear. But I figure if anything is going to shake up the system, it would be a dozen new species of intellig...

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Hellbridge's Titfight Tonight

More sexy furry fighting writing based around a favorite artist Hellbridge. Can check them out over on Furaffinity or deviantart, or back them on www.patreon.com/hellbridge. Something about their art style and choice of moves always makes for interesting fodder for ideas, so this is what? My fifth or sixth piece I’ve written based on Hellbridge, I think.

I had an old idea o...

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The Bully Code: Initiation

I felt like lingering on the new girl Ichiru some more, introducing the new girl to the new turf and defining her role in the gang. I didn’t want it to be a huge story again, so I just paired her up with one of the others. It’s an interesting challenge making everyone use their phones to communicate with her (even if the gang is very, very slowly picking up on her sign language), and of...

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Welcome To Monster Village


Pretty recent idea I was kicking around last month. I wanted to recreate something like my Undertail: Harem Run story with a genuine community of weird characters and a bit of adventure. I ended up cutting back on the actual adventure and making a cozy town full of monsters that I started to consider Undertail meets Animal Crossing. There's hints of video game logic here and ther...

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Pizza Thot Oil Royal Rumble 3: Pan vs Grill

Right back atcha with more Pizza Thot: Oil Royal Rumble. This was kind of the match I was looking forward to as the chubby boi Pan goes against the musclebound goth girl Grill. My love for contrasts and size difference goes way beyond shortstacks. Gimme those muscle and fat pairings too.

Anyway, glad to give these two imposing thots some love. If you want more art of them and...

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Oil Royal Rumble 3: Pineapple vs Chef

The top-voted story of the month, given how popular wrestling and Pizza Thot are. I realized this will be one of my longer pieces and it'll involve boy vs boy, girl vs girl and mixed wrestling, so figured I'd chop it up and space it out.

So we set up the premise, the lineup of the night/month, and pit two of the cuter boys against each other. Chef and Pine are popular guys an...

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Hell's Belles

Just something pieced together from some  past suggestions. A guy dies, goes to Hell, and turns out he can go wherever he wants there and fool around with demon waifus. It’s sort of a sampler and test story with lots of character designs a dash of sex and crazy monstergirls.



Daniel’s funeral was modestly attended. His family and a few friends were t...

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Black Bestiary: Momo the Kaiju

More of my work for https://www.littleblackbestiary.com. Did some work for their game itself, but just got approval to share another fiction piece and the accompanying art. More of their fics and profiles are over at their site, of course, and think it's all free as well so it's a fun look. View Post

Early Access: Apocalyptic Brains and Brawn

Another random start on an old idea. Post apocalypse where a brawny soldier type woman picks up a skinny mechanic. Sexy happens. Not sure what else you could want.

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Early Access: Gerudo In Green Goron Games

Back to this classic! Linkle's adventures take her to a series of physical challenges against local gorons to win a piece of her magic sword.

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Your Favorite Healslut: Busted

Been taking pieces out of this one for a while now. Had a lot of things I was thinking of and not totally sure how to execute them, so went with my usual: bring in what hasn’t been done with it yet. Fleshing out the roster with a loudmouth robot gangsta and delving into two of the less involved characters while introducing the new girl and keeping Patcher running around as her usual optim...

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The Bunny Burrow Bar

Felt like finishing a random request from https://twitter.com/Lewdkek1/status/1253886079939366913 . A slutty bunnygirl bartender helping cheer up a customer felt like a quick and easy prompt, even if I took my time getting there.

I do want to get back into the rhy...

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Reward Art: Check Out M.C. Kraken’s

Art by www.twitter.con/enduranceex of Dawn the gorgon, Peggy the half-Minotaur, and and Ash the werewolf from the M.C. Kraken’s fast food joint run by monstergirl goths.

Dawn don’t give a shit. Like, ever. Peggy probably fuckin’ hates you no matter what. Ash is down to clown, depending on the phase of the moon and if she’s in heat. I hadn’t considered Dawn to be this short at f...

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Kandy Sweetz Reviews 2: Halloween Kandy (Bonus art and strory)

Both a story and a pic right on time forfemd the sweet and slutty candy-reviewing family! Art by  https://twitter.com/asummerdemon as a bonus piece.

I don’t think this story was ever super popular beyond its reward art, but I liked it. The characters are all real clear to me, so ...

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The Haunted Rose: Thirsty Vampires

I’ve had this one laying around half-finished for ages. I think I got a commission somewhere during this about a vampire and human lesbian couple roleplaying generic vampire fantasies, and that kind of took the momentum out of this one. Getting into the bodyheat contrasts and the simple tricks that Ingrid can do with her magic during sex became more of a focus.

Ingrid’s b...

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Pain and Promotion: Hardcore Triple Threat Title Fight

Cranked this out this morning with basically zero prep work or planning. I’ve so far focused on Sammie Saturn and Becky Blaque in this series, but I’d mentioned there being another league out there. Them watching a match felt like a fair enough reason to get into this one.

Mostly I realized I hadn’t done a hardcore match in a long time. I watched a video about a three-w...

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