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Olive the Clown: Pudding on the Ritz (patron reward)

The return of Olive, the clown femboy working at a sexy carnival. We meet Olive's boss and learn just how little she'll put up with his shit!



Carnal’s Traveling Carnival was a place of old-fashioned horny fun for the entire (over 18) family. Olive was only one of the carnival’s many attractions, even if the mouthy femboy of a clown had his own strange wa...

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Early Access: Demon In the Sack 4

Had this floating around and followed up enough to be worth a preview. The old story of a guy dating an emo half-demon as he tries to appeal to her edgy side.

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Early Access: Elven Experience

Random monstergirl one-shot I started a while ago and picked back up. An ancient elven beauty who's doing her best to be sexy for her boyfriend but not trying to let on that she has hundreds of years of sexual experience.

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VR Boxing Bois; Lord Dimitrescu

Another collab piece I put together with a patron. Sort of a spinoff of NES Wrestling and a dash of Lily Max. I'd been meaning to write a VR fight story for a while anyway, so made for a nice fit. Just a streamer girl trying out a VR boxing game against genderswapped video game ladies (girls into guys) for some mixed boxing. 

Wrapping up a few quicker stories just to get...

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Battletastic Battle Monsters

This was one of those stories that came to me in a dream. It was something along the lines of Digimon or the countless "kid with a pet monster adventure" stories. I specifically remember the title because singing it was the entire theme song and all I remember seeing of the dream show...

But basic idea of guy gets a remote control that can command monsters he's in charge of. ...

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Patron Reward: The Best Werewolf Costume

First reward up of the month! A patron's OC gal Ellis hooks up with a hung werewolf as a surprise meeting on her way to a Halloween party.




Ellis was texting her friends as she walked down the street, letting them know she’d be at the party shortly. She was a tan brunette girl with dark blue eyes, a gap to her front teeth, and a bottom-heavy figu...

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Reward Art: Peach vs Tifa

A bit late on the delivery but some great work in from https://twitter.com/Wholewheatjams. Based on my first ever sexy fic with the long-running feud that spawned into my NES Wrestling League years later. After a long and close match, Peach goes for her Crown of Thorns special to try and finish Tifa off. 

Orig...

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Reward Art: Backalley Bullies

First of the month's reward art's in! Tsuko from the Osaka Kamikazes proves an even match for Dunara from the Golden Rose Gang. 

Art done by https://www.deviantart.com/thelewdnsfw 

From a side-story in The Bully Code where the local gangs hold their fight club to size each other up. The Nightmar...

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Tifa's Bra Battle II: Aerith's Booty Buster

After my original Tifa’s Bra Buster story, I’d left some breadcrumbs about Aerith having a crush on her. Someone suggested Tifa misreading that as training her in ass-based combat, and I finally started piecing those ideas together. I slid in a few memes and things but it’s basically that! Lots of butt bumps, facesits and things like that.

I imagine some sequel, but uns...

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Stripper Fighter 4: Round 3

No idea what got me back into this one. Had the general matchups planned for a while but didn't finish following up. It's a fun little meta thing to write a sexy catfight that's in a fighting game. Know it's kind of a fan favorite with some readers, so had to come back. 



The copy of Stripper Fighter 4 loaded up and promptly went to the Versus mode. A fe...

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Goblin MMA: vs The Fairy

The return of Lix Ratita, and posting the art that inspired this fight. Or was it the other way around? But the art came first. 

Messing around with the goblins always being the short ones when there's even smaller girls out there. Lix thinking on her feet and fighting somebody even smaller than her for a change. Fairies in my world are about as magical as they are biolo...

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Original Art: Gobtober Hybrids

I've been doodling, like I mentioned, but I felt like doing this year's Gobtober challenge with my own idea list. I wrote up a list of half-goblin, half-blank and designed whatever I could out of that. A few minor cheats, but I like how it came out. They're not in order but I like to think there's some real improvement there. Not that it's my strong suit or that I'm going to stop writing, but i...

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Netty the Gobotaur: Riding High

Finally back to the half-goblin, half-minotaur traveling circus carney. Feels right to get her in during Gobtober when I’m doodling out hybrid goblins on my twitter. Especially with all the fight story stuff I’ve had going on.

I laid out Netty having a huge crush on the himbo mime in her first story and felt like going somewhere with it. The idea of boning on a magic ferr...

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November Art Poll

Been busy keeping up on commission work, but the patreon's not forgotten! Got the usual reward art or two coming in next month, so let's hear what you want to see!



Backalley Bully Bash: a mid-action street brawl between two gals from the Bully Code side story. A thick afro thug against a haughty dressed up one trading kicks and punches.

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November Story Poll

The usual monthly poll, top 2 winners getting guaranteed slots next month. Trying out lots of new ideas with old kinks, and hopefully can keep up the quicker writing pace I've had lately.



Roller Derby Brawl: just a bunch of curvy and busty girls competing in some hard-hitting rollerblading competition.

Hellbridge Titboxing Tournament Fi...

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Janine the Barbell Barbie

Something I guess I wrote in two stages. I think I overshot when I started by doing her whole workout when some teasing and hints of the others was enough while covering the main examples were enough.

I love big gals! I love sweet gals! Strong but dumb is a classic and I love the big guy/little guy dynamic in general. Janine is a real sweet spot of being a muscle bimbo, so a ...

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NES Wrestling: Princess Peach vs Lady Dimitrescu Championship Match

I threw together that story a while back of Lady Dimitrescu wrestling with a washed up Samus, and mid-story I realized how fun she is to write. So I tacked on an ending that she was calling out the champ Peach that she’s gunning for her title. Felt natural to follow up with it, and mostly from the lack of writing I’ve really done for this league despite it technically being my first eve...

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Wrestle Quest Input Poll

Time for another entry in the Wrestle Kingdom game/story, but question is where to take it. Amanda just got her ass beat boxing a minotaur and was given sort of a free pass to explore Castle Turnbuckle and its kingdom. She's wary about doing anymore shopping since she'll probably have to wrestle for it, but armed with a fresh batch of wrestling gear, contacts and foreign objects.

When the...

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The New Demon Lord: Dungeoneering

A voted sequel to a Patreon request! A rare option but folks love anything with a Lord or Harem in the title, I guess.

Introduces a couple characters to the newly crowned demon lord’s manor. A bimbo kobold thief and a chesty but chill elven maid. Definitely some worldbuilding but plenty of shortstack sex in the end so all’s well!



Finn left...

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NES League Wrestler Rankings

Something suggested to me for my ongoing NES League. Working on a story or two for it in the near future and thought about rankings for the fighters with some real basic stats. I've tossed this together with about as much info as I'd like to commit to for it. Never cared much for win-loss numbers, and they don't really have finishers in this league. It's all too weird and wild when you've g...

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Patron Reward: Hentopia Monster Battles: Vampire vs Wight

Another reward story of sexy monstergirls catfighting it up in the wild. Haunted houses now count as the wild, by the way.

I'm always sort of loosely aware of what wights were, in the way that I know ghasts are a monster in DnD. Just think of them as smarter super zombies here... with a claw thing. Don't forget I'm just going off of that hentai monstergirl encylcopedia for re...

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The Sisters of The Screaming Legion

I wrote all of this in like… a couple hours? I just had this dream last night and the first half of it was basically exactly like this story… just this arrival of an army that was half the Sisters of Battle warrior nuns from Warhammer 40K and half the heavy metal armies from Brutal Legend. Just a horde of goth chicks packing swords, guns and blasting metal music that would absolutely tr...

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Patron Reward: Baldur's Gate Sexfight

A reward story of a fanfic based on the Baldur's Gate games. Specifically, Lae'zel the githyanki (think goblin-orc) and Shadowheart the half-elf getting into a sexfighting rivalry over the main character.



The two ladies had split off from the main party on their quest. While they were both capable adventurers and unified on their mission, it didn’t keep th...

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The Goblin Teapot Cafe

This was something a few people suggested one way or another. Just what if a femboy goblin or a crossdressing goblin cafe? I do the occasional femboy story but I’m just not the best person for writing male/male stuff. I literally don’t know what people find attractive in guys, so I kind of have to just go into femboy stuff to mess around with just because I can grasp the girly side bein...

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Early Access: Village of the Cows 2

Been doing a lot of commission writing lately so was almost stumped on what to write for fun! I know this story went over well so dipping back into that as the guy gets to fuck the chief herself

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Patron Reward: Nyx's Haunted Hoard

A return guest in a patron story! Nyx the buff little goblin comes back looking for more quick cash. Leads to a spookier and sexier adventure than she had planned on.



Nyx arrived at the old Furlon Manner. It was a lonely place a short walk away from the main village, but few people ever dared to head out there. Some said it was a hideout for bandits, but mor...

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Candyland Catfight Collab

A high-voted collab piece with http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/n29219/profile, the one who helped write the goblin vs orc wrestling story a bit ago. 

What mostly sparked this one was listening through Crown of Candy, a podcast rpg campaign of epic war and politi...

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Reward Art: Lix Ratita vs Rumblina

I had the thought of doing another pic of Lix based on the goblin MMA series. This time with her actually fighting rather than posing.  https://twitter.com/DamnVlado came through like a champ and delivered the last of this month's reward art in crazy record time!

I felt like doing something with size difference whe...

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Reward Art: Sumo Cavegirl Bonga

Didn't mean to flood you guys with the art lately, but between old art coming in late, bonus stuff and a quick delivery on the new stuff, well here we are. A sweet quick deliver from https://twitter.com/lewdoodles?s=09 

I have a big ongoing list of artists I'd like to use, and I literally had to stop and ask ...

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Pizza Gob: Custom Order

Always more demand for Pizza Thot and the fantasy spinoff Pizza Gob. Since it was spawned in Gobtober, thought I’d finish up a piece in the same setting.

Checking in with Grill and PB this time. I liked Grill being a throwaway joke more than anything in this, because she’s definitely one of the least horny of the bunch. Good at her job, but it’s a job to her and she’s...

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