[F4A] The Beast Slumbers Inside [Alpha SoulMate][Black Sheep][Destiny][Sleep Walking][a Dark Forest at Night][She-Wolf][Longing][Gender Neutral][A Curious Encounter with an Alluring Werewolf Roleplay]
Just posted an audio and somewhere between my flu afflicted hearing and the Blue Yeti being a bitch something is going wrong. It is something that I cannot seem to edit out a box sound which sounds horrible.
Many apologies, I will try and sort it as soon as possible.
2019-01-22 16:33:46 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon only series of short audios exploring the misadventures of Grumpy Honey as she struggles to become London's most successful pimp.
2019-01-21 01:49:01 +0000 UTC View PostShe ruined my dream of being a pimp.
Please press F to pay your respects.
2019-01-21 00:10:07 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://www.twitch.tv/englishcliche
2019-01-20 23:27:58 +0000 UTC View PostToo many candles, not enough boobs.
Husband so boring that his wife ran off to a sex dungeon.
Fuck machine was the highlight of the game.
Would rather eat Oreos than play again.
EDIT: WHAT WAS THE BLUE THING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR!!!!!
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
https://www.twitch.tv/englishcliche
2019-01-20 22:20:58 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Villainous [Tropey Quest to Save Your Village][I Am Evil][No Really, I Am Absolutely Evil][Soooooooooooooooooo Evil][An Interesting Job Offer][Portly the Fluffy Hell-Hound][Fantasy Roleplay][The Start of an Epic Quest][Gender Neutral][Oh So Very Evil Mage Roleplay]
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“Jiggery pokery!” said Harry in a fierce voice. “Hocus pocus — squiggl...
2019-01-20 21:35:32 +0000 UTC View PostCan be infected with Honey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF2PVzUKd6I
2019-01-20 15:46:46 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Cavalier [Every Villain Has an Origin Story][Spy Games][World Domination][Shades of Grey][True Love][Gender Neutral][Supervillainess Proves Her Love for You Roleplay]
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“Treason is very much a matter of habit, Smiley decided.”
― John Le Carré, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
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2019-01-19 16:19:05 +0000 UTC View PostI am so very used to the usual insults, death threats and blackmail bull shit, but this is something new.
Behold this jewel of a fucked up comment.
"Green Flamingo Entertainment 2019-01-19 13:53:56 +0000 UTC View Post
[F4A] Shiver [Out of the Frying Pan into the Fire][Warming You up][Constriction][Destined to the Snakepit][Gender Neutral][Saved by a Scheming Lamia Roleplay]
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“So rainbow-sided, touch'd with miseries,
She seem'd, at once, some penanced lady elf,
Some demon's mistress, or the demon's self.”
― John Keats, Lamia, Isabella, the Eve of St.Agnes ...
2019-01-18 18:06:27 +0000 UTC View PostLive now at:
https://www.twitch.tv/englishcliche
[F4A] Breaking up Is Hard to Do [Emoji Abuse][You Really Should Have Known Better][Pissing off World Class Assassins Is a Bad Thing][Locks Only Keep Honest People out][Gender Neutral][Assassin Ex-Girlfriend Roleplay]
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“Always take the most unexpected route”
― Jennifer Estep, Widow’s Web
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[F4A] Off the Clock - Vocal Only [Flirting with the Enemy][Slow and Smokey][Bad Girl Honey][Gender Neutral][Flirty Crime Lord Roleplay]
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“To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered.”
― Theda Bara
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2019-01-17 19:27:46 +0000 UTC View PostTrying something a little new and I would love to know what you think. 💋🐧🐧🐧
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Well look a fresh face. A very pretty fresh face. So tell me stranger what brings you to the Honeypot?
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[F4A] Off the Clock [Flirting with the Enemy][Slow and Smokey][Bad Girl Honey][Gender Neutral][Flirty Crime Lord Role...
2019-01-15 22:32:50 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] See Yourself Through My Eyes [Reassurance][Confidence Bolstering][Admiration][Inspiration][You Are Wonderful][Gender Neutral][English Artist Admires Her Muse Roleplay]
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“All of us need to be in touch with a mysterious, tantalizing source of inspiration that teases our sense of wonder and goads us on to life’s next adventure.”
― Rob Brezsny
Maybe. I dunno, but I still think that going from a night shift to a doctor's appointment does not make me a muppet.
Yes, I am a little bitter. But At least I just got a text telling me that I don't have to work out my notice anymore.
FREEDOM!
SPOTTY SPOTTY FREEDOM!
Note: PLAGUE SPOTTY not acne spotty.
2019-01-14 19:49:18 +0000 UTC View PostAnd I am very, very special. Apparently the exhaustion, chronic sore throat and *soap powder allergy* are fucking Chicken Pox. I have Chicken Pox.
HOW THE FUCKING FUCK DO I HAVE CHICKEN POX?
People are acting like I have the plague. Banshee has all but painted a Black Death cross on the door. I took the weekend off completely and now I am brighter, if not considerably more spottier....
2019-01-14 19:16:28 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] High Maintenance [WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME!?!!][WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?][LOVE ME!!!][Temper Tantrum][Emotion Manipulation][Gender Neutral][Emotionally Unstable Yandere Roleplay]
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“Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.”
― Samantha Young, Blood Past
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2019-01-11 17:29:12 +0000 UTC View Posto use crying over spilt coffee when it might just give you a second chance with The One.
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[F4A] You Were Always My What If [High School Crush][Chance Encounters][Taking Chances][Mutually Oblivious Muppets in Love][Blushing][Second Chances][Coffee as a Plot Device][Gender Neutral][A Second Chance with Your High School Crush]
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2019-01-11 16:24:25 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Scared of the Dark [Would You Hold My Hand][Horror Movie Cliches][First Kiss][A Little Bit Ridiculous][Nervous Girlfriend][Things That Go Bump in the Night][Gender Neutral][Nervous Girlfriend Roleplay]
I wish you saw yourself the way I see you. Intelligent. Capable. Brave. Hardworking. Darling, you are so very special and you shine so brightly. Let me hold you close and please just listen.
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[F4A] You Will See [Cuddlesome][I Wish You Could See Yourself Like I See You][Comfort][Reassurance][Please Be Kind to Yourself][Gender Neutral][Comforting Loving Girlfriend Roleplay...
2019-01-10 12:16:24 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Am I in Love with You? [Drunken Rambles][World’s Longest Voicemail][Love Confessions][I Am Sober I Just like Laying on the Floor][Gender Neutral][Best Friend Drunkenly Confesses Their Love Roleplay]
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“Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you're drunk on my love.”
― C....
2019-01-09 15:23:59 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Just a Reminder [You Are Amazing][You Are Not Alone][Please Listen to This Whenever You Need It][Adoring Comfort][Gender Neutral][Loving Girlfriend Voicemail]
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“Sometimes, the best way to help someone is just to be near them.”
― Veronica Roth, Divergent
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2019-01-09 14:12:31 +0000 UTC View Post[F4A] Bed Made a Wonderland [Squeaky Yawns][Cuddlesome][Sheet Sounds][Late Night Adoration][Sleepy Rambles][Mouth Sounds][Closeness][Gender Neutral][Drifting off to Sleep Together Girlfriend Roleplay]
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“I willed myself to stay awake, but the rain was so soft and the room was so warm and his voice was so deep and his knee was so snug that I slept.” 2019-01-08 22:51:31 +0000 UTC View Post
[F4A] Do I Think You Are Sexy? [Kissing][Pining][Gender Neutral][Friends to Lovers][Adorkable Love Confession Roleplay]
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“It is not what they say, but the reaction that tells you everything you need to know.”
― Shannon L. Alder
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[F4A] Well That Takes the Biscuit [We Need to Talk][Confusion][Biscuit Betrayal][Gender Neutral][Friends to Lovers][Adorkable Love Confession Roleplay]
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“Love is supposed to be based on trust, and trust on love, it's something rare and beautiful when people can confide in each other without fearing what the other person will think.”
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2019-01-08 15:29:55 +0000 UTC View Post