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You'd probably have better odds taking on the bears.

It's the WRESTLE ME! newsletter for January 2024!

Here in glorious PDF format, it's the new Wrestle Me! newsletter, covering the month of December 2023! James Blunt is delighted to meet Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair issues his own cryptocurrency (of course he does), TNA's Final Resolution, ROH's Final Battle, the AEW Devil is revealed, and we say farewell to Killer Khan, Cry Baby Jim Breaks, Mad Kurt and Osamu Kido, Chris Jericho's wife seems hard wor...

Where can I get a good cheesesteak? - Souled Out 1998: Part 1!

Pete and Marc continue down that long and winding road to Wrestlemania, obeying the rules of the visa waiver system and watching everything unwind for little Teddy Turner. 

ABSURDLY GOOD and EXPENSIVE GREAT BRITISH WRESTLERUBBISH! (Pt 1)

I mean, the title tells you most of what you need to know - I bought a huge collection of 1970s British wrestling posters and programmes from a dude who had no idea what they were, beyond clutter in his attic. And now we're going to pore through the lot of it, sight unseen!

Unfortunately, some other dreadful wrestlemen were after them, meaning I had to spend a lot of money to bring y...

WRESTLEMANIA 33 - The Complete Saga!

Our complete video review of 2017's WrestleMania 33! Watch it or The Miz will viciously mock you and your betrothed!

Do you want me to come out as anything? Royal Rumble 98 - Part 3!

Why is it covered in talcum powder? Maybe we'll never know...

Clinton stuff: Royal Rumble 98 - Part 2!

Pete and Marc-man talk about Marked Man Stone Cold Steve Austin for a bit, and we get a state of the nation (not of domination!)

Also, we've discovered the subculture of T-shirts that refuse to serve in the military which may end up with the wearer being attacked by servicemen worldwide.

WRESTLEMANIA V - The Complete Saga!!

Our complete WrestleMania V video review! Over 90 mins of grapple-tastic action!!

The BTK Killer's floppy disk: Royal Rumble 1998 - Part 1!

"Any idea why we're putting nails in his head for this? No? Okay then."

Pete and Marc chew over another week of wrestling news (Cody, Roman) and watch a classic bit of PPV (blimp, collect calls.)

It's the WRESTLE ME! newsletter for December 2023!

Here in glorious PDF format, it's the new Wrestle Me! newsletter, covering the month of December 2023! Getting there, we're getting there, there's no doubt about that. Covering the month of November with Ryback getting off with Shrek, a look at Dundee's legendary George Kidd, CM Punk returns to WWE and everyone keeps saying "hell froze over!" again and again, the art of Jim Cornette's show, ano...

TAG-TEAM! Video Review - Part Two

Don't worry, Jesse... It's still less embarrassing than Abraxas.

TAG-TEAM! Video Review - Part One

The world just wasn't ready for the Lizard Brothers...

A 'heavily improved' week - it's Royal Rumble 2024!

We had some technical issues a quarter of the way through this show so Marc's mic may be a little muffled - apologies! We're blaming Pete's Focusrite Scarlett 2i2, a sound card that gets worse every time you update its drivers. *points at bin, a la Wrestlemania sign*

The end of Vince McMahon

Pete and Marc convene after a week where the greatest sport on earth has been dragged through the mire thanks to one awful man...

Maven's turned up with babes again: Starrcade '97 - Part 2!

Pete and Marc emerge from the Pat Patreonson content tunnels with more from Starrcade '97 - and the news that feet are SEXY AGAIN! 

Early Access - FUJI x HAYES: The Ultimate Crossover!!

A brand new video starring Lord Alfred Hayes AND Mr. Fuji? OOOH BABY! Marc & Pete watch two titans of broadcasting ineptitude duke it out at WrestleMania V!

Whatever Happened to Dino Bravo?

Here's another video on WWF WrestleMania V you may have missed before the WWE Copyright Goon Squad went and Garvin Stomped all over it!

The Worst Wrestlemania Moment Ever!

We're back in the IP Gorilla position (WWE Copright naughty step) over at YouTube, so here's a new video from us! 

Richard Osman's House of Wrestling: Starrcade '97 - Part 1!

Proving that 1998 was proper mad, by wholesale refusing to do a show that took place in it. 

Separating the hog-men from the hog-boys! - Badd Blood: In Your House - Part 2!

RIP Vince the commentator, hello Mr oily arms! 

This Man Invented Shoot Wrestling - part 2!

Before YouTube can get their stinkin' paws on it - Pete and Marc are here to continue their look at Kaufman vs Lawler! There should be more neck braces in wrestling... 

The Lurid History of WRESTLING MAGAZINES - Wrestle Me Copyright Special 2024

This took so long to upload to Patreon, the Youtube beat it to the punch! Such is bloody life (life = YouTube)

And there's a skull on the back! Badd Blood: In Your House - Part 1

We're so sorry to announce that George Hackenschmidt eats poop. Our condolences go out to his family.

This Man Invented Shoot Wrestling - a video review!

Youtube have decided to start 2024 the way they ended 2023, By Blocking Beautiful Boy Banya's Bewitching Bideos (videos) so we're putting it up on the Patreon! Try and get us over here you damn WWE slugs... (Please don't)

Wrestle Me-mas '23 Day 12 - Great Sasuke vs. The Dirt Bike Kid

What a big, dirtbikin' bairn...

Marc and Pete call time on another super fun Wrestle MeMas. Thanks to all of you gorgeous Pat Patreonsons, and hello to some of you who have just joined us... We'll be back next week for more PPV action, and our ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA SHOWS too! *points at sign*

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Wrestle Me-mas '23 Day 11 - Six Feet Under with Mark Calaway

Taker's patreon? Taking the actual piss more like...

Wrestle Me-mas '23 Day 10 - Beyond The Mat (1999)

Pete and Marc watch the wrestling documentary that will never happen again!

Fight-ening in a bottle.

Wrestle Me-mas '23 Day 9 - Michael Hayes... 'Off The Streets'

Marc and Pete are starting strong with the very first Wrestle MeMas album review - and somehow Michael Hayes' debut album is even worse than expected.

If you'd like to hear the tracks in full - some insane person has whacked 'em in a playlist here: https://www.youtub...

Wrestle Me-mas '23 Day 8 - Great Kojika’s Death House

Wrestle Me-mas '23 Day 7 - Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends: WCW

"In 2008 he was imprisoned for a sex trafficking ring"

"Oh"