Summer is coming to an end, but that just mean's its more socially appropriate for me to stay in and write. As usual, this is for stories that otherwise wouldn't receive as much love, so pick a story you really want to see an update too. The poll will close on September 7th, and there will be a second poll on my Discord open to the public.
It had been a long time since Alexandria had been nervous, and she found that she was having a hard time standing still. She ended up pacing back and forth in the office as Doctor Mother sipped her tea and pretended to work.
“Not so fast, Rebecca. You’ll burn a hole in my floor,” the older woman said absently.
Alexandria paused, then looked down, and realized she had been burn...
2023-08-31 21:23:07 +0000 UTC View PostBeta’d and edited by Dr_Feelgood, The Grand Cogitator, Yae Miko, and Philosophysics
The grass rippled in the wind, and Naomi closed her eyes, listening to the wind blowing through the branches of the trees nearby. No, she wasn’t listening to the wind. She could feel it now, calling to her. At her side, she felt her Vision pulse with power and life, the winds within it echoing...
2023-08-29 16:25:30 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Shaderic
Beta’d and edited by The Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood
The ice moon of Alcanrettia shone brighter than any heavenly body Kazuma had ever seen before, except perhaps for a naked Darkness. At first, Kazuma marveled at the pristine natural beauty of the moon, but much like Darkness, once you got closer to it and got to know Alcanretia better it lost its lus...
2023-08-29 03:09:52 +0000 UTC View PostLast week, the world had nearly been destroyed. Kyon wished he didn’t have to consider that, or, even worse, that the sentence was incomplete from his perspective. The more accurate version was: Last week, the world had nearly been destroyed, again.
It was a little disturbing that even with that very concerning “again” tacked on at the end, it didn’t bother him that much. After th...
2023-08-23 20:58:55 +0000 UTC View PostImperatrix Umbrosa 10: Beyond the Echoes of Storms
After more than a year of labor, it was time. Arcane sigils and scripts covered the workshop, and electro crystals and ingredients harvested from monsters had been used to create a variety of apparatuses and ingredients, and the very room crackled with power. Raiden herself stood at the center of power, taking one last look before engagin...
2023-08-21 16:27:46 +0000 UTC View PostBeta’d and edited by The Grand Cogitator, Yae Miko, and Philosphysics
Brought to you by my discord poll, who decided they wanted a bit more of the madness this month.
Like a jewel amidst the sands, Sunspear normally shone atop the cliffs of the Broken Arm, its whitewashed wall...
2023-08-17 18:13:05 +0000 UTC View PostBrought to you by my Patreons, who apparently like the good drugs.
Beta’d and edited by the Grand Cogitator
Within the Warp, there were many places one would not wish to visit. The endless deltas of blood and flesh where eternal war was waged. The palaces of mad debauchery where the screams of pain mingled with howls of pleasure. The mind-melting vistas of consta...
2023-08-15 15:54:08 +0000 UTC View PostBeta’d and Edited by Yae Miko, the Grand Cogitator, and Philosophysics
Forty-four black clad shapes knelt on the ground, swords before them, heads bowed. At their head stood the Evening Star, her purple waistband fluttering in the wind. She stood before her Shuumatsuban, looking out over her disciples. At last, when the moon was hidden behind a cloud, she spoke.
“The Go...
2023-08-13 17:59:30 +0000 UTC View PostEpilogue Year 2: The Devil Queen’s Curse Upon This School Year!
The wide tapestry of the sky stretched from horizon to horizon, broken up only by the shadows of the mountains to the west. Raising his thumb, Remus Lupin blotted out a bit of Maui’s Fishhook, squinting slightly as he traced it down through the rest of the constellation he’d known as Scorpio growing up. He’d thought t...
2023-08-11 03:22:38 +0000 UTC View PostBeta’d and edited by the Grand Cogitator, Yae Miko, and Philosphysics
It wasn’t often that Alexandria got a priority alert just for her, but when she did, she took them extremely seriously. The sorts of threats and situations that called for the immediate attention of the PRT’s most durable Brute and fastest Mover were things like Slaughterhouse Nine attacks, Endbringer Ass...
2023-08-09 21:16:50 +0000 UTC View PostEpilogue 1: Meet the Suzimiyas
The light faded, and once more, Kazuma and Aqua found themselves in a dingy alley. In fact, unless Kazuma very much missed his guess, it was the exact same alley as before.
“Well this is just freaking fantastic,” Kazuma muttered, helping Aqua up out of the trash pile. “So we got sent back, again!?”
“I…I guess so,” Aqua said, hugging...
2023-08-08 00:10:36 +0000 UTC View PostBeta’d and edited by Yae Miko, Philosophysics, Arcahm Wynter, and the Grand Cogitator
With only two days until Wednesday night and the Tone Deaf Bards’ debut, Naomi had to put her foot down. She was nervous about it, still rather uncertain of just how she should react to Venti. She decided to just pretend he wasn’t an angel, or worse actually a demon, and act like he was ju...
2023-08-06 16:23:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe lights suddenly dimmed, and curtains appeared, obscuring Komekko and Megumin. A moment later, a spot light shone, and the curtains withdrew, revealing Komekko now dressed as a voodoo priestess, sitting at a table with tarot cards and a crystal ball, Megumin beside her.
Then, to the loud groans of several members of the audience (and Aqua and Haruhi’s enthusiastic cheers), they began...
2023-08-05 19:52:06 +0000 UTC View PostBeta’d and edited by The Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood
Brought to you early by Korean Writer through Patreon
Steeling himself, Nakamura bowed to Raiden, motioning for her to enter. “Thank you, your Supreme Excellency, for gracing me with this visit.”
“You are one of the heads of the Tri-Commission. It is your privilege to request a personal audience...
2023-08-01 19:15:56 +0000 UTC View PostBeta’d and edited by The Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood
In a far corner of the bar, Megumin stewed with Yunyun and Lolisa, now in human form, as they formulated a plan for sweet, sweet revenge.
“I can’t believe that dream trap didn’t work. You did make the adjustments I demanded, didn’t you?” Megumin growled at Lolisa.
“I did, but, um, just so you know...
2023-08-01 00:25:17 +0000 UTC View PostI am finally caught up after several months of being ill, so that means POLLS ARE BACK BABY! There’s also a poll on my discord https://discord.gg/Nwumw5gQ that you can vote in as well that’s free and open to everyone. If you do join, make sure to ping me so that I can give you the Patreon role. Note: I have several chapters...
2023-07-30 23:58:58 +0000 UTC View PostCarmen Die 1: Tales of a Tone Deaf Bard
Trash blew in the wind, and the stink of stale beer and piss filled the air as Capri backed down the alley, brandishing her guitar like it was a we...
2023-07-30 16:18:05 +0000 UTC View PostIf there was one thing Kazuma hated about his current life, it was that the Lagaan was very uncomfortable, especially in space. Sure, once he fused it was a pretty sweet ride, but having to sit with his knees up by his ears, hunched over the controls and his neck bent as his head was pressed up against the canopy was not a good time.
“I should have just stayed on the ship,” Kazuma gru...
2023-07-29 18:34:39 +0000 UTC View Post[2003, May 10th, Venti Performs live at Eurovision Copenhagen]
Series: Genshin Impact
Cape Name: Barbados
Civilian N...
2023-07-28 05:50:49 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by my patron Shaderic
Beta’d and edited by the Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood
Despite being a bunch of crazy “pirates,” Kazuma had to be impressed with the Crimson Demons’ engineering skills. Not only was their ship basically a massive spaceborn mecha carrier that also boasted enough guns to deep fry a planet, but it honestly looked completely sick. Sure, the g...
2023-07-26 17:29:41 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by my patron Shaderic
Beta’d and edited by the Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood
Despite being a bunch of crazy “pirates,” Kazuma had to be impressed with the Crimson Demons’ engineering skills. Not only was their ship basically a massive spaceborn mecha carrier that also boasted enough guns to deep fry a planet, but it honestly looked completely sick. Sure, the g...
2023-07-26 17:25:43 +0000 UTC View PostKazuma and Aqua clung to one another, blubbering as they were whisked through a wormhole. Beside them, Haruhi cackled in glee, her eyes sparkling. “WOOOOOO! Let’s go somewhere awesome like the last-”
Haruhi’s words cut off as she was spat out along with the entire bedraggled group into a classroom, sailing across the room, her face crunching against a blackboard as she slowly slid...
2023-07-24 18:35:48 +0000 UTC View PostInterlude 1: A Terrible Day for Rain
“We’re calling it the Hebert Cluster, for obvious reasons,” Doctor Mother said, adjusting her glasses as she motioned to the screen. “It’s not a traditional cluster at all. Cases all across the country, nearly a dozen in the last nine months in the United States alone that we know of. More globally. How many, we can’t be sure.”
“Y...
2023-07-24 02:22:30 +0000 UTC View PostAfter the initial ass chewing, Megumin and her companions returned to the Gryffindor students staying in a (very expanded) room at the Three Broomsticks. They were initially unsure if they were going to get a heroes’ welcome or be pummeled verbally and possibly physically for supreme idiocy.
However, these were Gryffindors. They needn’t have worried.
As soon as they entered the ...
2023-07-21 21:46:38 +0000 UTC View PostI don't normally do re-writes, but I wasn't very happy with the Bubba scene from about the day after I wrote it. Thinking about it, I really should have used the Heberts to show that scene, especially Danny as he was destined to be a minor character. So, I re-wrote it. This obviously takes place during Raiden's initial appearance.
“Reports are still coming in o...
2023-07-21 00:52:40 +0000 UTC View PostLooking around the expansive workshop, Daniel couldn’t help but feel a little nervous. He could see ray guns, a hoverbike, bits of iconic armor, and even a set of limited edition Topps Trading cards in a glass case, signed by all four members of the Protectorate Elite. He went over to examine them, noting they were all graded by VGA as Mint 10s. That had to be insanely rare.
“I see yo...
2023-07-20 07:28:48 +0000 UTC View PostBeta’d and edited by The Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood
Brought to you by my patreons. Turns out, Worm really is that popular.
The warehouse was packed full of bodies, rows and rows of gruff looking men with calloused hands and weathered faces, and a few tough women as well. The scent of the sea was mixed with diesel and sweat, but instead of the stink of despai...
2023-07-18 18:10:02 +0000 UTC View PostEven in the darkness and chaos of sobbing students and shouting professors as they fled the great hall, Snape could feel it in his bones that he was short four students. Even as the teachers hastily escorted their students to Hogsmead village, the first Aurors were already appearing at the edge of the grounds with loud cracks and hurrying towards Hogwarts. Word had been sent quickly, and there ...
2023-07-16 17:24:07 +0000 UTC View PostHovering over the churning waters, Alexandria watched as the MV Emilie Mærsk exited the storm clouds, and breathed a sigh of relief. This was the last of the international shipping vessels that had been caught in the raging typhoon that had blown up from absolutely nowhere a mere 26 hours ago. Actually, probably closer to 27 hours now. It had been a full day, but the string of t...
2023-07-15 16:59:51 +0000 UTC View Post
