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The Average DC Experience #189

"That will do..." I muttered, sighing as I opened my eyes, deactivating my personal computer power. I retrieved a parchment and began writing the information I had gathered. 


Nightshade was, ironically enough, staying with the Penguin of all people. They likely had a bargain of some sort going on since the mob boss wasn't the type to care much for sob stories.


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The Average DC Experience #188

Nightwing kneeled next to the cage and opened it. Much to his surprise, the commissioner raised his head, revealing his crazed, bloodshot eyes as he burst out of the enclosure.

Dick watched with wide eyes as the commissioner furiously looked around, his gaze settling on a knife lying on the ground. He picked it up and turned to the mirror house, his intentions written all over his face. View Post

The Average DC Experience #187

Gray's Hideout


'The Joker... huh?' I mused as I sat on the couch, tabbing on my lap, to which Little Soot meowed before jumping and making himself comfortable like he owned the place. 


"Poor commissioner Gordon is probably having the worst time of his life right now..." I muttered, shaking my head as I patted the little feline's back, enjoying a rare momen...

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The Average DC Experience #186

"Barbara got shot...?" Bruce remarked, a sliver of emotion finally breaking through his haggard, stoic expression and showing on the surface as he briefly glanced at the emergency communication device. 


"She's comatose in the private hospital right now. We don't know if she'll wake up or even survive..." Nightwing said through gritted teeth as he stepped back from Bruce, s...

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The Average DC Experience #185

"The Joker...?" Selina asked, her eyes widening at my words, and Jason displayed the same reaction. They both looked confused, and I couldn't blame them. The Joker had been lying low for a while now.

"Who else...?" I said, shaking my head with a grimace as I stepped into the room. "That's Barbra Gordon, right...?"  I remarked, gesturing toward the unconscious redhead lying on the sic...

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The Average DC Experience #184

"It can't have been your fault, kid..." Selina said as she wrapped her arm around Jason and brought him closer in a warm embrace. "I'm sure you've done everything in your power..." she added, going quiet as she allowed Jason some time to unwind until he stopped crying.

Selina and Jason had started their relationship on the wrong foot due to the teenager's anger issues and the chip on his ...

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The Average DC Experience #183

"Yeah... I have all the necessary paperwork handy already..." I said as I paced in my hideout, holding my phone to my ear. "Got it. I'll swing by to apply for the number sometime next week during business hours. Thank you," I concluded, hanging up the call and putting the phone away. 


It was already morning, and I'd already applied for a citizenship from a foreign country,...

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The Average DC Experience #182

Commissioner Gordon froze as he watched Barbra step back and fall on the glass coffee table right before his eyes, breaking it upon impact. However, the Joker's loud, maniacal laughter seemed to snap him out of it.

"Barbra!" The commissioner exclaimed as he hurried to the ground to check on his daughter, who shakily reached to clutch her lower abdomen, bleeding all over the floor.

"...

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The Average DC Experience #181

After a brief bout of intense staring, Miss Martian seemed to get the hint. She took off after saying a few words to Deborah and several other police officers, looking very uncomfortable. 


I don't see myself getting along with superheroes, other than a few exceptions, because of how I did and planned to do things, so there was no point playing nice, even if I didn't have a...

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The Average DC Experience #180

"Difficult to destroy, maybe, but not indestructible," Grayson said, shaking his head as he turned toward the altar. "It's basic math, you see. Everything runs on energy," he added, shaking his head as he once again squashed the priest's body.

"If you had enough energy to make an object indestructible or restore it forever at your disposal..." he went on as he gave the priest a condescend...

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The Average DC Experience #179

Taking a deep breath, I stepped back before kicking the door and barging in, Ebony and Ivory in hand. Much to my surprise, Clue Master didn't even react to my presence and kept muttering in a frenzy. 


I walked up to him, forcefully turning him toward me as I raised him to his feet. "What the fuck are you doing here?" I asked, bringing my fist back and burying it in the man...

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The Average DC Experience #178

"Let's go over it one more time..." I said as I got up from Scarecrow's body, having healed some of his wounds to cover up some of the beatings Harley gave him while he was dying. 


"Scarecrow was experimenting with his fear toxin on you before I arrived because of your high tolerance," I said as I took a step back and scanned the room, looking for any flaws that might give...

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The Average DC Experience #177

I pulled the trigger and watched as the Ace Of Winchesters' muzzle flashed, releasing a bullet that buried itself in the demon's head, causing him to fall to the ground. 


I stepped forward and put my foot on the green demon's shoulder as I twirled the rifle, aiming it at his body. Pulling the finger lever, I cocked another bullet and fired, only to repeat the action until ...

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The Average DC Experience #176

"It should be right around the corner..." I mused as I stopped before the turn leading to the warden's office hallway, taking a deep breath to prepare myself for whatever was waiting ahead. 


I took out the last Sentry Spider in my inventory and sent it ahead to scout the area. Letting out a breath, I activated my personal computer power to view the footage from the machine...

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The Average DC Experience #175

"Come out. I know you're there..." I said as I stood in the middle of the central conference hall, crossing my arms as I watched four familiar faces step out of their hidey holes. 


'It's more like six since one of them has three faces...' I briefly mused before shaking off that line of thought as I looked at the four literal and figurative circus freaks. 


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The Average DC Experience #174

Lying on the ground, Sage instinctively raised his arms to cover his vitals as Man-Bat stood over him, prepared to strike him down with a swift swing of his sharp claws. 


"DIE!" Bellowed the enraged Man-Bat as he raised his arm and brought it down, only for him and Sage to freeze as a blur appeared out of nowhere, getting in his way and grabbing the former's wrist.  View Post

The Average DC Experience #173

'Straight to business, eh...?' I mused, frowning as I watched The Question slit Abattoir's neck with his own knife through the Sentry Drone I'd sent to monitor the former. 


I had to keep an eye on The Question and learn about him as much as possible. Besides, I still had to bale his ass out of trouble if he chewed on more than he could swallow. 


If so...

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The Average DC Experience #172

Arkham Asylum

East wing

Loud thuds could be heard in the east wing's halls as a large, red-skinned, muscular man stood rooted in place, slowly and methodically banging his head against the wall.

Every time he banged his head, the already dented wall would shake, and the damage would increase as he tried to shake away the disturbing images in his mind.

After inhaling a co...

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The Average DC Experience #171

"This should be good..." I muttered as I watched Sentry Drone slowly forming before my eyes, having used the last of the metal scraps in my inventory to create. 


It wasn't the only thing I created as I had a shit ton of scrap in my inventory, and the drone was only the last of an army of robots I'd made while waiting for the police to arrive. 


My plan...

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The Average DC Experience #170

"What happened to the asylum's staff?" I asked as I looked around, unmindful of the unconscious Victor Zsaasz, who won't be bestowing gifts any time soon. 


"How did you get out of your holding cells?" I added, frowning as I equipped the rest of my gear, preparing for a fight I knew would soon ensue. 


Arkham Asylum housed some of the most dangerous cri...

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The Average DC Experience #169

Gotham 


Arkham Asylum


"And this supposed to be a mental asylum...?" I muttered, raising an eyebrow as I looked beyond the Arkham Asylum gate and into the grim dark interior that looked like something straight out of a horror movie. 


It was early in the morning. The sun was out, shining brightly and illuminating the surroundings, but t...

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The Average DC Experience #168

Author's note: it might seem like the power-ups Gray received are somewhat OP or that I made a mistake, but that's not the case. 


Gray was already able to tank missiles before the power-ups, and according to DC power scaling, that was the next step. And they aren't random, either. 


Don't forget that Gray was exposed to many cosmic forces and alien pow...

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The Average DC Experience #167

Finished with writing my preliminary plan of action, I sighed, scratching my head at the long list of challenging tasks. 'I'm gonna need a power boost...' I mused, shaking my head before conjuring my system interface. 


'Might as well see what I'll be working with...' I mused as I turned to the accumulated notifications, and there was a shit ton of them, much to my relief.&...

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The Average DC Experience #166

"Ok... now where the hell am I going to get those metals...?" I muttered, sighing as I scratched my head, staring at the list of all the bullshit comic book metals I recalled.

The first and most prominent was Nth metal, which Hawkman and Hawkwoman used. It's known for being super durable and having mystical properties capable of stopping gravity and allowing the user to fly.

It wasn...

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The Average DC Experience #165

Blackgate Penitentiary 


The yard 


Bouncing the basketball in his hand, Floyd Lawton didn't forget to mean mug the inmate defending him as he took a step forward, only to smoothly step back when the man tried to follow his movement. 


The defender tried to keep up. However, he lost his balance and fell to the ground, flat on his as...

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The Average DC Experience #164

Gotham City Park


"For fuck's sake... get it together..." I muttered to no one in particular,  lightly slapping my cheeks as I slowly and reluctantly walked toward Richard's spot. 


I wanted to be anywhere but here, but I knew that the longer I postponed meeting Richard, the harder it would get. It's not like I could live pretending I didn't obliterate ...

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The Average DC Experience #163

"There you are..." I said, smiling as I saw Little Soot lying on the couch, curled into a ball. He raised his head to glance at me and merely meowed in greeting before going back to sleep. 


"Carless as ever, I see," I muttered, chuckling as I sat down on the couch next to the little critter, who was a bit bigger. "It's really been more than a week, huh...?" I remarked as I...

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The Average DC Experience #162

"What the hell am I doing...?" I muttered to no one in particular as I stood frozen before an apartment door, my hand raised to knock on the wooden door. 


I closed my eyes, taking a deep breath as I firmed my resolve before knocking on the door. The door quickly opened, revealing a disheveled middle-aged woman. 


I barely resisted the grimace threateni...

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The Average DC Experience #161

"Please don't misunderstand..." Martian Manhunter said as he noticed my annoyed expression. "I'm as capable and willing to help as I was when I made the offer," He calmly added, shaking his head.

"That did not change... however, you did..." the martian telepath went on smiling as he approached and sat on the chair next to my bed, shifting as he made himself comfortable.

"You see tha...

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The Average DC Experience #160

"I'm... I'm still alive...?" I muttered as I slowly opened my eyes, feeling pain all over my body. "Fucking great..." I cursed, sighing as I looked around and found myself in what seemed like a hospital room with two people standing watch over me.  


"Well, that explains it..." I remarked, connecting the dots as I noticed the green energy construct that looked like a life s...

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