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EARLY EPISODE: The Schwerer Gustav

In this episode, Joe regales Nate and Tom with the story of the Schwerer Gustav, a novelty oversize rail cannon designed to be as big and stupid as possible. It required you to lay down double track anywhere it went, effectively creating the first Fortnite build mode. It looked like the Magitek Factory except real. It did not work very well and was used far less frequently than you'd expect. View Post

BONUS EPISODE: The Close Quarters Combat of the USS Buckley

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2025-08-13 08:19:16 +0000 UTC View Post

EARLY EPISODE: The English Peasants' Revolt: Part 3

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2025-08-11 08:39:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Our Merch Store Has been Resupplied

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BONUS EPISODE: The CSS Shenandoah

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2025-08-06 08:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post

EARLY EPISODE: The English Peasants' Revolt: Part 2

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2025-08-04 06:04:58 +0000 UTC View Post

EARLY EPISODE: The English Peasants' Revolt: Part 1

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2025-07-27 20:13:59 +0000 UTC View Post

October 4th Livestream Tickets

We got things straightened out with the venue and livestream tickets are now available

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History of Armenia 43: Eventful Times

The last month or so has been a strange one for Armenia. An attempted coup, the Prime Minister threatened to show his dick to the head of the Armenian Church, and the possible nationalization of the electrical grid. We decided to take a minute to go over these stories and translate them in a way that might make sense to a non-Armenian audience.

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EARLY EPISODE: The Battle of Abritus

SEE US LIVE OCT 4TH IN GLASGOW, SCOTLAND:

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast-live-in-glasgow-4th-october-2025-tickets-1501072671769

It is never a good time to go hiking in the swamp with 100,000 of your fr...

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LIVE OCTOBER 4TH IN GLASGOW, SCOTLAND

We are going to be live October 4th at the Flying Duck in Glasgow, Scotland! Get your tickets now!

(we are working on streaming options with the venue and when we have that link we will put it here)

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Lions Led By Robots 17: Get in the Robot

It's officially Neon Genesis Evangelion season here at LLBR!

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EARLY EPISODE: The Siege of Petropavlovsk

In this episode, Joe, Nate, and Tom discuss a lesser-known battle in the Crimean War in which the British attempt to capture a city on the Kamchatka Peninsula after getting massively lost at sea (in an era where this wasn't supposed to happen) and getting waylaid when the King of Hawai'i invited them to the barbecue. We are not making any of this up.

Sources:

JR Stone. RJ Cr...

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BONUS EPISODE: The Human Terrain System

In this episode, we revisit the 2000s warrior-scholar fixation of famously-unproblematic guys like David Petraeus with the advent of the Hum

In this episode, we revisit the 2000s warrior-scholar fixation of famously-unproblematic guys like David Petraeus with the advent of the Human Terrain System, or what you might politely call "military anthropology." Is it ethical? No. Did it work? No...

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EARLY EPISODE: The Siege of Tyre

Joe, Nate, and Tom discuss the time that Alexander the Great altered the geography of the planet in order to build a huge land bridge and punish Tyre for not letting him visit the ancient world's most instagrammable temple.

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BONUS EPISODE: The Christmas Bullet *LIVE IN LONDON*

Joe, Tom, and Nate take the stage at the Big Fat Festival in London to talk about the time a man scammed the government, killed multiple peo

Joe, Tom, and Nate take the stage at the Big Fat Festival in London to talk about the time a man scammed the government, killed multiple people, and got away with it all while building quite possibly the worst plane that has ever attempted flight. View Post

EARLY EPISODE: Operation Frankton

The British military, faced with the seemingly insurmountable problem of a heavily defended port, decide that there is nothing that methed out kayak-borne commandos on a suicide mission cannot handle.

Sources:

CE Lucas Phillips. The Cockleshell Heroes: The Most Courageous and Imaginative Commando Raid of WWII

Quentin Rees. Cockleshell Heroes: The Final Witness.

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History of Armenia 42: The Slow Death of the Armenian Quarter

In Jerusalem, there is a small neighborhood that Armenians have called home since the 4th Century. Throughout wars and forced expulsions, as

In Jerusalem, there is a small neighborhood that Armenians have called home since the 4th Century. Throughout wars and forced expulsions, as well as the Crusader states, Caliphates, and empires— both Ottoman and British —they have survived. Howev...

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EARLY EPISODE: The Order: Part 4

Part 4 of 4

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The Prisoner's Dilemma: Chapter 31

Chapter 31 - the final chapter!

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*BONUS EPISODE* The Raid on IJmuiden

See us live in London this Sunday!

See us live in London this Sunday!

https://bigbellycomedy.club/event/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast-live-big-fat-festival-southbank/

The US forces pilots to use a plane they can barely fly to bomb a Dutch power...

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EARLY EPISODE: The Order: Part 3

part 3/4

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The Prisoner's Dilemma: Chapter 30

Chapter 30!

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*BONUS EPISODE* The Blue House Raid

For this week's bonus, we're discussing the late-'60s insurgency in South Korea, back at a time when the DMZ was more of a concept than an actual barrier, and the North Korean military trained an elite commando unit to sneak across the border in 1968 with a mission to kill South Korean president Park Chung-Hee. They got... closer than you might think.

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2025-06-11 06:21:05 +0000 UTC View Post

EARLY EPISODE: The Order: Part 2

COME SEE US LIVE IN LONDON JUNE 22ND

https://bigbellycomedy.club/event/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast-live-big-fat-festival-southbank/

Part 2/4

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The Prisoner's Dilemma: Chapter 29

Chapter 29!

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Lions Led By Robots 16: Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket

Freed from the oppressive yoke of G Gundam, we venture into a different OVA series where Gundam is actually... good? We watched Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket, a show about the horrors of war seen through the eyes of a child who, while not exactly bright or good at school, is somehow able to outsmart every single adult in this show. To include entire military organizations and spy a...

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EARLY EPISODE: The Order: Part 1

Come see us in London June 22nd:

https://bigbellycomedy.club/event/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast-live-big-fat-festival-southbank/
Tom takes us on a journey exploring the origins and crimes of The Order, an American Neo Nazi terror group led by a dork a...

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The Prisoner's Dilemma: Chapter 28

Chapter 28!

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History of Armenia 41: Armenicum, the Fake HIV Drug Invented By Armenia

Once upon a time The Republic of Armenia claimed they had cured HIV with a drug called Armenicum. It turns out it was a total lie and a gri

Once upon a time The Republic of Armenia claimed they had cured HIV with a drug called Armenicum. It turns out it was a total lie and a grift that continues to this very day.

Sources:

2025-05-28 12:33:54 +0000 UTC View Post