“So…” the goblin in front of me glared at me with crossed arms. “You were constantly stealing, pranking, and otherwise disrupting the peace of the other elves on top of having the red hair, which is supposedly a bad omen.”
“W-well… I wouldn’t exactly call it disrupting the peace.”
“And then one day --” she continued, ignoring my attempt at an excuse. “-- you ...
2021-06-22 01:26:00 +0000 UTC View PostA goblin armed to the teeth versus an elf with barely any clothes on. Who would win?
Trick question. Nobody, because we weren’t going to fight.
“No, not English. My name is, uh…” I remembered the female elf name I decided on as a part of the prank. “Feinerena. You can call me Fei!”
Aaand, there we go. I turned her into stone. Dang, and I thought I would finally get...
2021-06-19 05:37:38 +0000 UTC View Post‘If you are reading this, if you are from my homeland, you may bring destruction to the world one day.’
Cool. An ancient text on the wall was making fun of me.
There wasn’t much to go off of, but I was pretty sure the ‘homeland’ part referred to Earth. Who else would be able to read English other than a person from earth?
What annoyed me were the contents. Y...
2021-06-16 03:30:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt had been a month since I was so kindly escorted out of the village. I’d fallen into a routine since then. Walk during the day, sleep inside my bubble at night. Somehow, even after a month of continuous walking in one direction, I still hadn’t reached the edge of the forest.
I had tried climbing up tall trees and scouting ahead countless times, but all I’d ever seen were more tree...
2021-06-13 03:57:48 +0000 UTC View PostFascinating.
For some reason, I had simply assumed I could only store items inside my pocket space. I had no idea I could store living beings inside… much less myself. This ability of mine had way more potential than I’d initially thought. Heck, if I could store people in here, wouldn’t that make me a top-tier kidnapper? Not that that was my first pick for a potential caree...
2021-06-11 03:56:32 +0000 UTC View PostYay, I'm back! I tried writing several different projects since Princess Fox, and two of them seemed to have caught on so far. One of them is a Princess Fox spin-off (which I'll post soon as well), and the other one is this! I hope you enjoy!
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Synopsis (VIP):
Apparently, elves with red hair are evil and very world-destroying. ...
2021-06-08 09:04:16 +0000 UTC View PostAh yes, being in a relationship was amazing. Going on dates, watching TV shows while snuggled together, leading an organized strike against an international villain organization’s base.
Well, that last one might not have been a typical pastime for couples, but hey, that’s what made this relationship even more special!
Unfortunately, having such a special relationship al...
2021-06-02 03:22:46 +0000 UTC View PostA hero facing off against three baddies with his partner trapped unconscious inside a pod filled with an unknown green goo. Sounded like a pretty cliche climax for a story.
The thing was… I was one of those ‘baddies’, we didn’t want to fight him, and the pod was actually healing his partner!
But hey, try to explain that to a pissed-off superhero. His rage at the mom...
2021-05-30 03:33:08 +0000 UTC View PostI couldn’t have rushed into my office faster. Seriously… everything had been going great, and then Troy just had to show up and call the anti-fun police -- also known as the heroes -- on us!
Okay, to be fair, I had just sort of sprung this whole situation on him out of nowhere yesterday, and if I were in his place, I would be curious about the details as well. But still… da...
2021-05-27 03:57:28 +0000 UTC View PostNormally, standing in front of a supervillain’s base should have been scary. However, if you worked for said supervillain, that would quickly cease to be a problem. I’d gotten used to the sight of the base, his other employees, and even the supervillain himself.
But today, we were going back to square one. Once again, the base seemed ominous and scary. Mainly because I was on my way t...
2021-05-25 05:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostHaving a girlfriend was the greatest thing in the world by far. Nothing could compare. Not saying goodbye to my ass of an old boss over the phone, not getting drunk and proceeding to kiss and hug everyone around me, and not even winning a bet against Troy and having him as my servant for a day.
It was the best.
And as an added bonus, my girlfriend was two of the most amazing people ...
2021-05-23 04:45:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhenever I played video games, I always hated when the game forced me to choose between two things. Worst of all was sacrificing one thing to get the other. I didn’t want to do that! I wanted both of them! Yes, I was greedy, shut up!
But video games were just that -- video games. It didn’t really matter in the end.
However, when faced with the same awful decision in rea...
2021-05-21 01:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostSitting was unhealthy. It messed with your spine, made your butt grow fatter, and turned you into a lazy slob if you did it too much. That’s why you should be careful not to sit too much. Stand up and stretch once in a while, otherwise the dire consequences would come for you and you would be too lazy to run away because you were too busy sitting.
Unfortunately, I didn’t have...
2021-05-19 03:41:59 +0000 UTC View PostAt my old job, I had always been stuck in that crappy little supermarket doing whatever my crappy little boss told me to do.
At Fractal Inc., though, not only was I often going on more exciting expeditions, I even had my own chauffeur when going on a business trip!
Well, okay, it was Rob who volunteered to drive me, but still.
We were on our way to the neighboring city to take...
2021-05-16 04:03:59 +0000 UTC View PostFrom an unknown plane of existence, a shapeless being watched its target through the fifth dimension.
“Ah… this one seems troubled,” the being said to itself. “Confused, erratic, without direction… but still taking a step forward despite the fear. Perfect. You shall be my host.” A happy ripple went through its mass before it reached through and formed a connection with the new...
2021-05-15 05:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostShe switched her legs, laying her left one over the right this time as she stared at the TV. Still nothing. Iron Pack seemed to have vanished. It was worrying enough how their last interaction went, but her disappearing completely made things even worse.
At least the comedy show tonight was decent. Something to draw her mind elsewhere while she munched on popcorn and drank cola.
“...
2021-05-14 06:02:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhen it rains, it pours. That was the saying, right? In other words, when something goes wrong, everything you can or can’t imagine also goes wrong as a bonus. It was the rule of the universe that jerk Murphy came up with.
It had been three weeks since I’d last met Iron Pack, and there wasn't even any news of her activities for these past few weeks. I’d seen theories on the Internet...
2021-05-13 06:57:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was the meaning of life? Was it to achieve greatness? To reproduce? Forty-two? No matter what it was, it was fascinating to think about. Yes. It was fascinating, and that was the only reason why my mind wandered into this direction.
It definitely wasn’t to escape the reality of me being in the same hero base I’d broken into a few minutes ago… this time, actually being invited a...
2021-05-10 05:57:07 +0000 UTC View Post“So that’s how it is… it was all a trap,” Iron Pack whispered into the night.
Wait, nonono! I had no idea the heroes would be here!
“So that’s why a fox,” she said, staring poisoned daggers right through me. “You are sly and deceptive.”
That was all a misunderstanding! Mouth! Stop being frozen in shock and explain it to her!
“What the hell are you tal...
2021-05-06 03:43:20 +0000 UTC View PostEver gotten into a situation where the person you love was staring daggers at you? It’s quite terrifying to be honest. And the worst part was that we’d skipped all the getting to know each other and the lovey-dovey stuff and went straight to this! Why was the world so unfair?!
“Uh… hi?” Back to my tried and true strategy.
“Who are you? What did you do to Shade?” her co...
2021-05-03 03:47:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhen watching the news, you often felt distanced from what was happening. A house burning down was horrible, but it wasn’t like it was your house that burned down.
Similarly, if you saw news about a villain moving into your city, you shrugged, maybe felt a little annoyed, but that was the end of the story. It wasn’t like you had to face them, after all.
Well, not if you...
2021-04-30 05:20:14 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s play a game.
If I was a power source giving life to deadly lasers, where would I be?
Hidden in one of the innocent-looking rooms? Maybe?
In the heroes’ bedrooms? Maaaybe?
How about… beyond the deadly lasers, so that I couldn’t reach it without going through them? Well, that would probably be the most secure location to put it, and it would also rea...
2021-04-28 04:10:21 +0000 UTC View PostAh yes, the starless sky, the breezy evening wind, the silence of the sleeping city. Very relaxing and peaceful.
Unless you were staring at a superhero base you were about to invade while wearing power-armor, so you couldn’t even feel the wind, and the silence was broken by people talking in your ear.
Which, funnily enough, was exactly the situation I found myself in.
... 2021-04-25 04:05:11 +0000 UTC View Post“Ooooh! Too bad! Only two damage! Which means the swamp hydra still has twenty-four health left,” the game master grinned at his girlfriend, who stuck a tongue at him.
“Your turn Aster.” He gestured to the dice.
“Hmm…” Aster frowned and hmm’d. “Okay, if I cast ice shards, I get to roll four D6’s right?”
“Yeah… Actually, If you roll all sixes then you ...
2021-04-23 04:52:31 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes, you make a spur of the moment decision, not really thinking about the consequences. And then said consequences haunt you forever. Posting something on social media when drunk, quitting your job to pursue your impossible dreams… or in my case, randomly catching two words that were floating in my head at the moment and deciding it would make a great super name.
Really, why in t...
2021-04-21 04:42:44 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes, Google could lead you to dark places you wish you never visited. But other times, it actually helped you realize something.
That’s right! After the shopping trip, when I was brooding over my two crushes, I turned to the Internet and randomly typed something in, and as it goes, my virtual adventure ended up nowhere near where I started.
I stared at the word “polycule...
2021-04-19 04:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostSo, while I work on the next batch of proper chapters, have this (probably non-canon) short my brain conjured up.
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She was almost out of breath, but she couldn’t stop running. She didn’t want them to catch up to her.
She went over the rubble, squeezed in between two heaps of concrete, and continued going. She c...
2021-04-16 05:10:26 +0000 UTC View PostOh? What is this? I just remembered I wrote a thing back in December for a secret santa story exchange event. And although it will soon go live on scribblehub (4/17 and 4/19), I thought I would share the whole thing with ya'll right away in case you haven't bought the ...
2021-04-12 18:52:12 +0000 UTC View PostApparently, there were about six quadrillion types of bras. Or at least that’s what it felt like after we were finally done with the lingerie shop.
As a girl, I still had a lot to learn. Not knowing the basics of clothing was unacceptable.
On that note… even though I was a girl, there still, er, certain parts, that didn’t exactly belong on a girl. We had gotten into t...
2021-04-12 05:35:09 +0000 UTC View PostFun fact! Men were heavier than women!
How did I know for sure?
Well, simple. Ever since I’d declared to the world that I was a girl, I felt lighter, more free, less weighted down.
The only reasonable explanation was that since I was a girl now, I was lighter!
Anyway, today was girls-only shopping day. Me, Miranda, Kelly, and Fern.
The fact that I was including t...
2021-04-10 05:07:29 +0000 UTC View Post