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"I Slept With My Boss - HELP!" | Absolute Agony Ep2

In our second episode we take a look at four different cries for help regarding issues in the workplace. From overly-familiar colleagues to figuring out the right time to quit the day job and pursue your passions, we continue to give advice with absolutely no authority to do so.

Full Of It #302 - The Severed Head of Beaver County

In December of 2015, a teenage boy discovers the severed head of an elderly woman in the forests of Beaver County, Pennsylvania. Fast forward to 2024 and it's Lymp's dubious honour to deliver you this bizarre story. With theories about underground body part-selling rackets as well as a neighbour who may have been out to avenge the murder of his beloved pet - you'll be mouth agape several times ...

Chappell Roan is NOTHING LIKE Gaga | Novympia FAVES

For this August edition of the Faves, Nova laments on how Chappell Roan is unnecessarily compared to Lady Gaga while Olympia shares her new cheese obsession.

Full Of It #301 - The Death of Amanda Antoni

With a new volume of Unsolved Mysteries comes a new batch of Full Of Shet episodes where we can deep dive into what the HELL is going on over there. On Oct. 26, 2015, Calgary resident Lee Antoni returned home after spending a weekend with his mother in Saskatchewan. Upon entering his house, Lee found his wife Amanda's body lying motionless in the basement in a sce...

This MESSY Kids Toy Will Ruin Your LIFE

However much Olympia might object, if Nova sees a shiny new kids toy to review, she's going to buy it. Behold, the 'Treasure X Lost Lands Series 2 Dragon's Realm Mystery Treasure Chest' - a name as long and ridiculous as it is HELLA MESSY.

The Big Debut! Dating & Relationships | Absolute Agony Ep1

WE'VE STARTED A PODCAST! In our debut episode we take a look at 4 different submissions from our Patreon all covering different issues within dating and relationships. Do we know what we are talking about? Probs not. Enjoy!

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Full Of It #300 - Kat's Podcast Diaries

Happy 300th episode, puffins! As promised, this week I'm sitting down with Novympia fan-fave Kat of Salem and Spain vlog fame. I ask her how it feels to be an overnight star, what Nova was like in school and why she falls over so often.

Kat on Instagram: @tattooswithtea

THE HOTEL INSPECTOR PARODY PREM!

In our next instalment of British reality TV-ripping, Nova takes on the role of Alex Polizzi to chastise Olympia's hideous manageress Bev in our version of The Hotel Inspector.

Premieres at 6pm BST! 💕

Full Of It #299 - The Mummy

I appreciate that many moons ago (a good 216 episodes back) I spoke about Ancient Egypt, but how have I never dedicated a pod to The Mummy? As is often the case, I was perusing our DVD collection for inspiration for an afternoon watch and as I happen to be in an Egyptian Wikipedia-hole at the moment, it was a decision that was hastily made. Released in 1999 with several questionable se...

Katy Perry's new song is CRINGE | Novympia FAVES

OOWWWW, THE BOYS! Since the current temperature in the UK is hotter than Burkina Faso, we're sitting down out of drag to discuss Nova's new TikTok obsession, the awful Katy Perry song and Olympia's penchant for pulling feathers out of cushions.

Full Of It #298 - Downton Abbey

This show fascinates me. A cultural juggernaut when it first aired over 10 years ago, the tepid upstairs/downstairs, English country manor of it all would captivate audiences as The Crawley family flopped around their giant house doing basically nothing. The storylines are somehow so wildly sensational whilst also essentially being as flat as 'I've lost a button m'lady' that it's another thing ...

BEHIND THE SCENES: How we made the '10 Years Younger' parody

Over the many years we've been churning out parodies, we've never documented the process we go through to produce them, until now. Hotly requested since day dot, we've finally whipped out some extra cameras and fully explained how a stupid idea becomes a fully-realised piece of YouTube cack.

10 Years Younger Parody premieres at 6pm!

The first of our new foray into lampooning British reality TV shows, today we're revisiting the fever dream that is Nicky Hambleton-Jones humiliating women on 10 Years Younger.

Full Of It #297 - Early Memories Part 2

HOT on the heels of last week's Full Of Boeurve is the finale companion in the form of Early Memories Part 2. Does Nova remember learning to ride a bike? Does she remember the first time she uttered a curse word? Did she ever learn to use a toilet correctly? She's here to finish the story.

Full Of It #296 - Early Memories

...and it's a FULL OF BERVE starring Noofer Poofer. Today, in stark contrast to a Wikipedia-heavy series that's seen us discuss natural history for the past 6 weeks, I'm sitting down with Nova to talk about our earliest memories. What can we recall from the age of 3? What elements of preschool can we remember? Does Nova have any recollection of the first ...

Justin Timberlake is a HOT MESS | Novympia FAVES

Our June edition of Faves and Shidders sees two women in STEM discuss a selection of edifying topics including the arrest of Justin TImberlake and.... cream?

Full Of It #295 - Early Humans

In our final outing for the natural history series, we're taking a look at the development of the dertiest animal species going, the human bean.

Are there other areas of human evolution that need urgent assessment? Sound off below for the potential of a naughty sequel before the series ends.

We played that AWFUL colour match game

We've all seen people on TikTok lining colourful bottles up inside a drawer and so Olympia thought, if Nova can present a dumb idea on the channel, so can she.

We went to a LESBIAN WEDDING in Spain - SUPER EXTENDED CUT

...and then there was even more of Kat's DIARIES! It's an extra hour of the Spain vlog just for you patrœners.

THE LESBIAN WEDDING IS LIVE!

Apologies for the delay - we had an issue with an exposed tit. It should be viewable at the original post.

Lymp x

Full Of It #294 - Mythical Creatures

BEHOLD! Today, as part of our ongoing natural history series, let's discuss an array of creatures that basically read as a bunch of potato-head concoctions brought about by early people before the invention of 'imagination'.

We went to a LESBIAN WEDDING in Spain

Nova's sister decided that only a wedding in Toledo, Spain would satiate her bougie appetites. So naturally, we kidnapped Salem compatriots Kat and Megan for the journey and tore it up. 🇪🇸

2-HOUR EXTENDED VERSION drops Sunday at 6pm for ALL patrons! 💕

Full Of It #293 - The Animal Kingdom

No, not the theme park (although that's a lovely idea) - the REAL animal kingdom is the focus of this week's meetcute! In continuation of our natural history series, let's take a pew with a lovely, frosty bev and talk all things spots, stripes and shetting on the rug. And it's also a big apology for my disgraceful, snorty voice which is not unlike a rhino.

An all-new GLORIOUS PO Box HAUL!

Having launched our naughty, sexy new channel facelift, we're sitting down this arvo to show off some lovely pressies that you've sent to our PO box.