There are a few very, very specific things that didn't change with being a giant vulpine creature made of pure chakra.
One of which was how annoying it could be to have some stubborn food stuck between his teeth.
"Yeah, that whalebone is stuck in there nice and good," the chunin answered, being the unlucky one posted to keep an eye on Naruto's beach while Naruto was having this spec...
2024-11-28 05:57:23 +0000 UTC
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"The Sultana is going to flay me for this."
Gactha delivered the comment in such a dead manner that a human might have thought she was being sarcastic or exaggerating.
The Eldritch Goddesses knew she was not.
"No, she won't," Yad assured, casually cutting down zombies as easily as she walked. "Unless you are a masochist, but you'd need to speak to your master on that."
G...
2024-11-28 05:56:23 +0000 UTC
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Vader was pragmatic.
There was a time to make an entrance, to make a statement. But there was also a time when one just had to use the most straightforward way of doing things.
Hence why he was currently making his way alone through the halls of the Executor. It was almost amusing the dichotomy between areas. Some looked entirely normal and operational, some had signs of battles bei...
2024-11-28 05:55:11 +0000 UTC
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"Zeke!' Pieck exclaimed as she leaped onto a building near the Beast Titan. "They're coming!"
Zeke nodded. They'd have to let Eren and his comrades escape this time, the golden dragon already charging for the exit with the flying serpent wrapped around him. Luckily, Annie and Reiner remembered the plan and were cautiously making a run to Zeke's location.
He looked to the south and s...
2024-10-31 01:23:06 +0000 UTC
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"I can't move my legs!" Donut wailed. "This can't be happening! I still have so much to do! Climb Mount Everest, figure skating in Paris, win a dance championship!"
"And you also need your legs to jump off a scary-big diving board at pools," Caboose pointed out as he helped carry the weeping Donut, the pink trooper between Caboose and Simmons.
"Donut, your legs are fine! The trap ju...
2024-10-31 01:22:22 +0000 UTC
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"And so there I am! I finally found the bony bastard's grave, and I immediately just ram the guy into the ground," Naruto narrated to a bunch of academy students. He was sitting on his hunches, taking down to them as they sat on top of the Hokage Monument, giving it his utmost attention. "Shut up, don't make it weird!" he yelled to someone in the village. "Anyway, I am attacking him, but...
2024-10-31 01:21:26 +0000 UTC
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Batz's explanation, along with a few clarifications from Yad and Kass, had given Issei a clearer picture of the situation.
They were in a realm that wasn't on any maps. It was a pocket dimension that had been formed to keep others from stumbling across Nycrama, especially his cultists. Batz's tribe was one of a few who had offered to live in this realm to guard Nycrama's prison in exchang...
2024-10-31 01:20:22 +0000 UTC
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"Sir!"
"Welcome back, Sir!"
"It's good to see you, Sir!"
Respect and relief. That was the universal response from the stormtroopers so far. Some greeted him, but most just stood straighter or saluted him. After the incident on Carnelian IV, Vader would privately admit that this was a better change of pace. It also spoke volumes of their situation that his return was welcomed a...
2024-10-31 01:19:16 +0000 UTC
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Note: For all those that remember, I've been working off and on some OG stories that I plan to start posting. This is a draft of the starting bit to it. I've written quite a bit more for this already, but I wanted to give you all a peak of it before hand. Please Tell me what you think of Din and Beckery!
For over a thousand years, the World lay oppressed by the might of an immorta...
2024-10-13 07:27:34 +0000 UTC
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Vader sat in displeasure as he tried to hail the Executor, for the fourth time.
Something was wrong. His signal was reaching, and the scans showed that a link had been gained, but there was no response.
Farmile had begun acclimating to what he was seeing, and cautiously asked a question. "Vader, did your ship get into a fight?"
Vader had noticed that. The Executor was not in p...
2024-09-29 09:33:17 +0000 UTC
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The first thing Naruto heard was humming.
It certainly wasn't the loudest noise in Konoha. That went to some nocturnal old-timer who snored loud enough to wake the dead.
Naruto hated that mental analogy in hindsight, but he was too groggy to truly care.
But he focused on the humming, because it was pleasant and the voice familiar.
He opened one eye and glanced down to se...
2024-09-29 09:32:29 +0000 UTC
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The Meta was far from stupid.
They kept on the move, to prevent being properly targeted by anymore bombardments.
The enemies appeared to be simulation troopers. This lessened their threat level, but the home field advantage was not to be dismissed.
Nor the fact that they were no longer fighting one another in the simulated war scenario.
That confirmed several pieces of i...
2024-09-29 09:29:29 +0000 UTC
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Grice kept his form low as he watched the battle between Eren and the warriors, if it could be called that. Grisha's son was handling them rather one-sidedly. Whatever attacks they go in either did little damage or Eren just shrugged it off. He chose not to enter the fray, because he knew there was more going on here and wanted to figure out what.
There was a lot of food in the area...
2024-09-29 09:28:41 +0000 UTC
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"Lady Aza?"
Aza hummed as she looked over at Asia, and found the blond had a very tired and conflicted look on her face. "Asia? Are you okay? Have me and Issei been keeping you awake?" she asked apologetically.
Asia rubbed her arm awkwardly. "No, nothing like that," she answered, pausing for a long moment. "Lady Aza, you're not going to......destroy everything, are you?"
Aza b...
2024-09-29 09:27:56 +0000 UTC
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Mikasa wrinkled her nose as she sliced into the carcass of the dead Crawler that Grice had managed to drag back for them.
"Huh."
Mikasa raised an eyebrow at Hange, who stroked her chin while holding a torch. "What is it, Section Commander?"
"Your blades cut through it rather easily," Hange noted in surprise. "But I had already tested guns on the skin earlier. It didn't even pe...
2024-08-29 23:03:41 +0000 UTC
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Issei had never been to a swamp before, and he could safely say he didn't desire to repeat the experience from what he had seen so far. Wet, hot, and many other things he didn't find appreciable in an environment. On a woman, that was another story.
Also filled with a few dead bodies, littered around a large opening with something in the middle. The stone ruins of an altar, maybe even the...
2024-08-29 23:02:51 +0000 UTC
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The Freelancers in their cells were pretty good at telling when something was wrong.
And when Vellimer entered the detention area with more soldiers, all moving with a guarded purpose, they knew something was wrong.
"Something wrong, lads?" Wyoming asked as they stopped in front of his cell.
"Hands up, now," Velimier ordered sterns as they opened the door.
"What's going ...
2024-08-29 23:01:44 +0000 UTC
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Shikamaru felt it long before they arrived.
The trembling of the earth beneath their feet.
"Are those footsteps?" one of the anbu asked cautiously.
"No, no they're not," Tsunade said with a thrown.
"That is the feeling of fists shaking the very earth," Gai said with a smile of approval. "Steady, controlled punches. I believe Naruto has the situation contained."
Tha...
2024-08-29 23:00:51 +0000 UTC
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With the heads of the snake cut off, it was relatively easy to get the situation under control. He had to explain the situation one more time, that they had all been transported to the past. And while dubious, it was clear no one was going to try a mutiny until they saw proof proving or disproving his words.
Thankfully, this had all been kept quiet from the locals, so the leadership chang...
2024-08-29 22:57:43 +0000 UTC
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"Lord Vader, surely this is some manner of joke!"
"Do you take me for one to jest, Captain Almurn?" Vader countered coldly.
"What else am I supposed to make of this? Time travel, really?" the middle-aged human said with a scoff. "I have not been scavenging together what I can on this backwater world just to hear this-GAH!"
The Captain ceased his prattling as Vader held a hand ...
2024-07-31 21:57:44 +0000 UTC
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To say Eren's Titan made short work of the Cart would be the most accurate assessment. Despite his greater size, Eren still had no shortage of speed as attacked Pieck. Every attempt to outmaneuver him and go for the nape was futile, and every Yeagerist was more than ready to attack if she tried to flee or attack them.
The fight was only prolonged by her skill in efecting from her Titans a...
2024-07-31 21:56:33 +0000 UTC
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"What?! We're calling off the ritual?!
"But I already got the pig!"
"Come on, we were literally willing to die to see a Dark Young!"
"And the Devils didn't even give us the bastard!"
Aika sighed. "Listen, you fools! This comes from the Top of Tops! The Kungur himself!"
That shut up the complaints rather well.
"He's only called it off because another god of th...
2024-07-31 21:55:39 +0000 UTC
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Word had barely finished spreading to the ninja villages of the great battle at the border of the Land of Rain when it happened.
Every creature with the potential to be a sensor ninja across the elemental nations, even the young priestess of the Land of Demons, suddenly clutched their heads in shock.
It was not pain, it was not fear exactly. It was as if they suddenly sensed a great...
2024-07-31 21:54:59 +0000 UTC
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"My, you all certainly made a mess of this place," Shelia remarked, half through the other end of the gate as Caboose, Tex, and Lopez continued to move a path clear for the tank to come through.
"Tenía un plan adecuado de organización, pero nadie me escuchó, como siempre,"(I had a proper plan for organization, but no one listened to me, just like always.) Lopex explained with ever dry ...
2024-07-31 21:54:17 +0000 UTC
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Ello, People! Okay, I know a lot of people are wondering about God of Hate. So let me get this out of the way. Yes, I've seen New Empire. Yes, I loved it. Yes, it gave me a lot to work with idea-wise.
So, why haven't I switched back to it?
Simple, I'm kind of torn between doing that and sticking with Usurper. I don't plan for Usurper to be very long, honestly. I'm pretty sure it'll...
2024-07-12 02:46:32 +0000 UTC
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Issei found himself growing far less bored listening to Yad than he expected. Then again, she was talking about very interesting things. Mad Gods, infestations across the universe, missing demigods, and this Eldrititan group.
"Have they killed anyone who wasn't fucking with humans for the sake of it?" Issei asked idly, looking at an image of the Eldrititans and their leader. They all look...
2024-06-26 21:26:40 +0000 UTC
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"Holy shit, these names are awesome!" Simmons said with amazement.
"Yours is the Blood Artillerist," Grif said flatly. "What the fuck even is an Artillerist? Is that some kind of painter or something to do with the heart?"
"That's an Artery, Grif," Doc informed helpfully.
"It means, I'm the gunner. Though, that's usually for bigger siege weapons? Did they think I launche...
2024-06-26 21:25:48 +0000 UTC
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Vader was not surprised that, after felling the mutated humanoids, he returned to find the child was using a flat piece of metal as a crowbar in an attempt to try breaking into his starship.
He was failing.
Vader pressed a button on his belt, causing the ship's door to open the ramp with a hiss. The child backed away in surprise before finally noticing him.
The child stared at...
2024-06-26 21:25:01 +0000 UTC
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Dawn eventually came. The Daimyo and his family were unharmed, and the casualties among the guards were minimal. It would have been much worse without the aid of Jiraiya and Kakashi. The wounded were treated, while the dead were being prepared to be tended to
An impromptu meeting came when the sun rose, the Daimyo and his advisors present with the Konoha shinobi, and Naruto sitting...
2024-06-26 21:24:11 +0000 UTC
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In reality, the stare-down between Eren and the Cart Titan....or rather, the Ghost of Ymr Fritz standing with the Cart Titan, only lasted about a second to everyone else.
Within the Paths, it was much longer.
Eren growled as he kicked away a two-meter sand-copy of the Cart Titan, while Eldia impaled several more around him.
Ymir had figured out a few tricks. Now that she had s...
2024-06-26 21:22:51 +0000 UTC
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