Merry Christmas, dungeoneers! I know this one took a while. Tried to make it special. I did not intend for it to be 45 minutes long, so it's the video for December, unless I've done some crazy thing where I came up with a new patron-only series of shorts that I'll start releasing to you in the near future.
I might try another upload of this at some point because I'm not happy with w...
2021-12-16 15:53:18 +0000 UTC
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Did a quick video about Perilous Warp, a thing I've wanted to do for a while because I find the game fascinating. It's not a ton of stuff to talk about but the aesthetics and design of the game are strangely unique for a throwback.
This is a small episode I decided to put in before starting on the Christmas stuff. Because there aren't really good Christmas games to cover (don't link me ...
2021-11-28 14:58:22 +0000 UTC
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There's no Star Wars this November - no movies, no shows, nothing, and if The Mouse won't step up, I will. Good lord this one was a pain to get done as you might have guessed with this one taking a little longer than usual. There's a lot of copyrighted music in this game. None of it got claimed in my test uploads but the midi version of the Star Wars theme that was originally runni...
2021-11-13 17:47:15 +0000 UTC
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Yes, YES! It's Halloween, it's jank, it's a breath of fresh air for me, by god it feels like it's been ages since we've dug down deep for that real shit. The janktastic, so-bad-it's-amazing, Halloween spectacular, can you all feel it? Torment, boob-stakes, hilarious faces, all of these await you in this game which was, believe it or not, requested quite a bit over the last year. It was recommen...
2021-10-26 14:03:12 +0000 UTC
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It's October, and that means spooky stuff!
I've wanted to cover this game for the longest time. I've also wanted to do a point-and-click again for less than the longest time but still a while. The last one was Blade Runner which was in January. Of 2020.
Scratches is one of those games I still have a physical copy of. The deformed jewel case in the video is a real pictur...
2021-10-10 14:40:04 +0000 UTC
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HOOOOOOOO WE GOT THE ORC GIRL HERE, we got Hedon, finally! I was gonna do a video on the first one when I played it a few months ago but then the second one was coming out at the end of August, and then it did, and that turned out to be even bigger and more complicated than I ever imagined (but in the best way.) Really brings out the bloodlust when you're on the 10th try of a room that keeps ge...
2021-09-27 16:53:26 +0000 UTC
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Fuck it, let's do some more Half-Life!
Opposing Force was a blast to make a video for and Blue Shift was so goddamned boring I spent half of that segment doing whatever, you know? I know there aren't constant Randy jokes but honestly I don't know which levels he worked on so it's more difficult to bring him up.
I'm trying to squeeze in one more video before Oc...
2021-09-12 15:39:24 +0000 UTC
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The tide is high and the end is nigh! Hark! The boomshoot market is oversaturated and I'm a dry paper towel ready to soak up the mess! I've come here to look at some of the demos I could scrape up after the 4 and 1 half hour marathon of trailers and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of trailers! Witness the Monster Energy product placement, watching as the recently-bought 3D Realms breathes it's ...
2021-08-25 13:38:27 +0000 UTC
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I know, I know, people have been asking for a while for this one, and I... well, I was waiting for Thursday to be less janky. This was the wrong strategy because Thursday seemed to keep getting more jank with each patch to the point that it goes well beyond the "slightly less janky alpha" status from previous videos. Kinda sad, kinda shit, but also I got tons of material from the game being so ...
2021-08-15 13:33:35 +0000 UTC
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Everyone online was discussing this game recently and this video still happened by accident. It was Plan C after Plans A and B fell through. Plan A was Postal 4 Thursday, which was actually too janky for me to make a proper video on, though now it's patched so fingers crossed.
Felt nice to do something a little different because 90% of requests are FPS games and the other 10% are cereal r...
2021-08-01 17:05:32 +0000 UTC
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What kind of game is good but can also drive you to the heights of madness?
Cruelty Squad was highly, highly requested because it's insane nonsense im-sim weirdness with just a hint of jank. A light sprinkling of jank, a whiff to acclimate the palate. I love this game, but that love didn't come easy. It required a dedication to playing through it and the knowledge that it would...
2021-07-16 13:14:48 +0000 UTC
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I may have gone a little crazy with this one. Originally I'd planned to make Half-Life or Redneck Rampage a 300k special but got impatient and said to myself "eh, 300k? I'd rather wait until 500k to make another special" and then I ended up going absolutely hog wild on this video and spending a good three weeks on it to make it "special." Even if it isn't an hour long, I hope the work shines th...
2021-06-30 18:18:12 +0000 UTC
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This one took a while. I never want a video to be 40+ minutes long, but then there's an abundance of context-necessary cutscenes, and then I had to get into all the Prey 2 stuff at the end, and Killian Samuels, due to his failure to exist in a published video game, has no legs. Thanks, Bethesda!
I really enjoy Prey. Strange, since I played it one time around when it was released and for...
2021-06-10 13:02:05 +0000 UTC
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Greasy Cursed Randy Episode isn't all that bad unless you're playing it the way it was released in that weird port. However, the community came together to allow it to be played in EDuke32 (with the stopgap version) and now also in the newer port, Raze, which I'm glad I got to do a video using that because it's pretty good. All these build engine ports now!
The end of the video spoils t...
2021-05-23 17:42:14 +0000 UTC
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This video... man...
This video is cursed. Right before the edit was done, my PC nuked itself from some kind of incomprehensible driver conflict or registry corruption, which required a re-install of Windows and formatting the C Drive.
I didn't lose anything important because the video itself (the project files, game capture, etc) were all on different drives. It set me back ...
2021-05-08 13:59:45 +0000 UTC
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Dearest patrons, I cannot thank you all enough. I was working on this extras video for the last couple days thinking I'd just put it out there and be done with it until I woke up to the notification that we'd hit 5K!
So I guess this video can double as a 5k celebration. I decided after the last one that the next time I put one of these together I'd put a bit more effort into it than...
2021-04-29 15:50:15 +0000 UTC
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Another video that took way more time than I expected. I wanted to one-shot the whole cursed series. I've never been a fan of Redneck Rampage and have no nostalgia for it. The last time I played through it was in DOSBox in like 2010, and I didn't care for it then either. Rides Again is better but.... ehhhhh... I'm glad it's over now. Some people in the discord got a sneak peak of this in it's r...
2021-04-18 18:11:19 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY EARLY APRIL FOOL'S VIDEO.
This is a thing I've been putting together on and off for about a year. I wanted to do an April Fool's video last year too but then Doom Eternal happened. Because of that, I decided to do something a little unorthodox for this one. Y'know, get weird with it. I recreated a mythical game that never existed. One that can't actually exist since the NES ve...
2021-03-30 15:07:59 +0000 UTC
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Did you know...
It's almost the 4th anniversary of the channel, and slightly past the third anniversary of anyone watching the channel! I have nothing planned. Originally, I planned to do a Capstone game at the start of every "season" - but trying to keep any kind of organization going for a YouTube show that prioritizes jokes and viewer confusion isn't going to fly. And the only Capstone...
2021-03-14 18:14:29 +0000 UTC
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Everyone keeps asking "how can you get enough material out of Wolfenstein 3D for a video?"
Well, for one, playing with a stupid self-imposed challenge helps. People don't realize that there are some tricks and traps in Wolf3D that are interesting to discuss. Some levels aren't just mazes. In fact, the more mazelike ones are in Spear of Destiny and moreso in the Spear of Destiny m...
2021-03-03 16:36:51 +0000 UTC
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If you're looking for the Patreon discord link it's in this post, and all update posts, below me rambling about stuff. Why not do the integration? Because it's weird and buggy and I don't like to tie patreon discord membership to current patrons only. If you paid, you're in.
Took a little longer to get this out than I'd planned. It's a short video, but Civvie did a dumb thing an...
2021-02-16 16:56:08 +0000 UTC
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It turns out that you can't even use the Sega Genesis version of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" in a video without YouTube catching it. Oh well. I saw someone on the patron discord (link for that is below all of this nonsense, and has been since the beginning, I don't know why I was surprised that people couldn't find it) playing this game and it spoke to me. It said all of the wrong thing...
2021-02-03 15:52:13 +0000 UTC
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FINALLY CIVVIE DID THE THING. THE HALF-LIFE VIDEO.
This one did take a while because, uh, well it's an hour, has a cameo, and I spent a lot of time tweaking it to try to make it as concise and to-the-point as possible. That does mean that I don't spend 20 minutes shitting on Xen, but I think I get my point across. Fuck Xen.
I have a way of making videos where I will keep worki...
2021-01-17 14:45:37 +0000 UTC
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2020 has been a bitch of a year, and while I wanted to end it with a super special episode that wasn't basic Christmas stuff, life/holidays/all that stuff happened (and continues to happen as I type this), but I'm still pretty happy with how this one turned out. Originally it was going to be nothing but Steam trash, but there just isn't enough Steam trash. Then I found... well, you'll see...
2020-12-21 18:14:42 +0000 UTC
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This video took a little longer than I wanted due to some technical issues.
With the ever-expanding Boomer Shooter Bubble, the number of these games coming out or getting updated has gotten out of control. Just in this video - Nightmare Reaper Episode 2, The HROT Demo, Project Warlock (finally), Viscerafest, and Prodeus - all games that I enjoy and I'm dreading when I have to pan on...
2020-12-03 17:20:51 +0000 UTC
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This Thief series had a pretty rough start. No night vision, less behind the scenes stuff. And no night vision.
I thought Thief would make for a longer series than this until I was playing through it again and realized that the game falls apart after Return to the Cathedral. Then I remembered why I like Thief II so much better.
This game goes to shit fast and dies an embarrass...
2020-11-20 18:50:15 +0000 UTC
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It's that time again.
Where I do one of those Postal videos, which are, unquestionably, the most fun videos to work on and not just because I can personally pester people at RWS to annoy the shit out of them with bugs like how the vomit footsteps don't work right. They come together almost effortlessly because there's always some weird thing happening - intentional by the developers...
2020-11-09 18:36:29 +0000 UTC
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HALLOWEEN, the scariest time of a normal year, bringing us back to a horror franchise that drops out video game tie-ins every now and then. This particular episode took a long time to put together. You'll understand why - it's juggling a few things that have been rattling around for a while.
Along with that, I've got another quick "Deleted Scenes/Behind the Scenes" video. I've been ...
2020-10-27 15:03:24 +0000 UTC
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It's about time I did more Blood. Death Wish has been in the pipeline for a while and what better time to do it than October? Death Wish is more horror than OG Blood was, especially in episode 3. What a ride this one was. Pure, uncut joy, enough to break my "no mods" rule and open the floodgates to people requesting all sorts of things. What have I done?
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2020-10-12 15:44:44 +0000 UTC
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Ready thy Tome of Power, it's time for Medieval DOOM, Raven's first in the Serpent Rider trilogy, where the points don't matter and the projectiles fly faster than you do.
Been working on this one for a while. Decided to play on the hardest difficulty, Black Plague Possesses Thee, because monsters don't respawn. It wasn't that much of a problem until maybe halfway through Episode 3....
2020-09-28 16:01:34 +0000 UTC
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