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Site Update: 21 September 2019

An unanticipated milestone has turned up, and I have to admit I’m a little agape. With this week’s update, I have passed a career count of 1.5 million words in my writing as Brian Ramirez Kyle. That’s as many as four Brothers Karamazov. I’m not Dostoyevsky, of course—I’m more on the level o...

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NEW STORY: "SpoogeQuest" by BRK

NEW STORY: "SpoogeQuest" by BRK—After pissing off his game-developer ex, Vlad finds himself inside an open-world gay erotic fantasy game where everything about him is up to 11—and, unless he undertakes a perilous quest, further changes will await him.

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NEW STORY: "The quiet one" by BRK

NEW STORY: "The quiet one" by BRK—Spencer is mortified when his tongue starts responding to his arousal just like a cock—but that doesn’t stop him enjoying the results.

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Saturday Flashback: Hot for Teacher

In honor of the new school year starting up, this week’s archive binge showcases pulchritudinous professors, tantalizing TAs, and other blackboard beauties. Check it out!

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Site Update: 7 September 2019

Sorry I’m late this week—real life interfered, and I wasn’t quite done with what I was writing for this update.

Included this week are two new chapters from me—one, by commission, is a continuation of one of my oldest stories, “The Box”; and the other is, after several requests, more ...

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NEW CHAPTER: "Shadow and flame", Part 5 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: "Shadow and flame", Part 5 by BRK —Sutton and the jinn, Matim, leave the museum together, each troubled by the possible repercussions of the powerful connections already being forged between them.

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NEW CHAPTER: "The box", Part 8 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: "The box", Part 8 by BRK — At the dance club, everybody admires Steve and his friends—especially Steve. Then Brad decides to test out Peter’s theory about Brad’s warlock status in front of everyone, with dramatic results.

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Saturday Flashback: September 2012

For this week’s archive trawl I dug a little deeper into the past, back to September seven years ago. It’s interesting to see what was being posted back then, including a couple of stories I had forgotten about. Check ’em out!

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Site Update: 24 August 2019

Congratulations are in order for Anon Amon, whose epic hypercock/hypermuscle growth story “All Good Things” this week reaches 100 cum-filled chapters with no sign of slowing down. Only “Medicine Show” has achieved this level of prolixity, and as that story was written for the LPSG and reprinted...

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NEW STORY! "Finding Owen" by BRK

NEW STORY! "Finding Owen" by BRK—Owen Banks witnessed Max finding his destiny up on the mountain, then realized he was changing, too. Was he like Max, or was something else awakening within him? He decided he was going to find out.

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NEW STORY! "The blue paramour" by BRK

NEW STORY! "The blue paramour" by BRK—Quint, a high-end sex-line agent, likes to explore his callers’ secret fantasies with them. But things go a little differently after a lunch that happened to include a certain artifact of the universe.

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Saturday Flashback: I Screwed an Alien

This week's flashback theme is sensual encounters with extraterrestrial dudes. They sure know how to cook ’em in the Antares Nebula.

Next update: 24 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

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Site Update: 10 August 2019

For this week’s update I wrote two new chapters of “Touch”, both on the long side. (About 13k words total.) Hope you like.

Next update is 24 August. I’ve had reports of trouble voting using the star system, and I will get that sorted as soon as I can. There are a bunch of things I want to...

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NEW CHAPTERS! "Touch", Parts 4-5 by BRK

NEW CHAPTERS! "Touch", Parts 4-5 by BRK—Kevin finds himself getting closer to his roommate Kell and his new friend Arjun, figuratively and literally, even as he starts to notice his gift is snagging the attention of more hot guys at college than he’d expected.

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Saturday Flashback: August 2014

Take a trip back exactly five years ago, and you’ll find plenty of interestingly augmented men to greet you. Enjoy! Cover image from a morph by Sizeup.

Next update: 10 August. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

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Site Update: 27 July 2019

Hi folks! A long time ago I promised to continue “Hard to Hide”—you know, the one about the seminerdy Korean demo guy who finds a two-foot muscle dude in a drawer in a derelict motel. Such a tired trope, I know. I think the Avengers are using that plot in MCU phase 16. Anyway, when I vow to conti...

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NEW CHAPTERS! "Hard to hide", Parts 4-7

NEW CHAPTERS! "Hard to hide", Parts 4-7 — Jooyong learns that joining with Hard has amped up his libido way more than before, just when he needs to control himself as his big coworker, Seung, succumbs to his bi-curiosity. Soon Jooyong discovers just what kind of effect Hard wants to have on Jooyong, and it’s more to take in than he could have imagined.

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Saturday Flashback: Pool Party

Time to cool off by taking a dip in the pool with some hot guys. Whether it’s the slowly augmenting swim team, some randy neighborhood muscle guys, or ruggedly handsome Arthurian knights you want to see immersed in the cool depths wearing not much as friendly water you might be a little jealous of la...

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Site Update: 13 July 2019

This week: a new chapter of “Flashmob”, plus a bumper crop of submissions from new and favorite authors alike.

Humble thanks to everyone who’s taken a moment to go and support me on Patreon. If you’re interested in commissioning a story from me, you can pledge at the commissioning level once and...

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NEW CHAPTER: “Flashmob”, Part 8 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: “Flashmob”, Part 8 by BRK—The two Hawaii-stranded Keiths call home to let Jake know they’re okay… and probably not coming home anytime soon. There’s one small problem with that plan, but Jake, who’s out hunting  to demand explanations, has problems of his own.

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Saturday Flashback: July 2015

For this week’s archive harvest, we travel back in time four years to July 2015 and some interesting explorations growth and how it affects your relationships with your friends… and your not-so-friends.

Next update is 13 July. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

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Site Update: 29 June 2019

This week I have another Patreon-commissioned story, this time a couple of college guys who are in for an interesting summer after they find out they can stay in town and work for their cool boss at the pizza place instead of having to go home. Of course, something interesting starts happening as a res...

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NEW STORY! "One hot summer", Parts 1-4 by BRK

NEW STORY! "One hot summer", Parts 1-4 by BRK—Brandon and Eddie enjoy working for their pot-loving boss, Mike, at the pizza place near campus and are bummed they can’t stick around for the summer, too. Mike offers them a possible solution, though he doesn’t let them in on all his plans for the coming summer.


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In the Works

For the next update I'm working on a commissioned story that involves a couple of college guys working at a pizza place and their young boss who happens to have access to some very special strains of weed. Should be fun… I'm enjoying it anyway. Check back Saturday for the end result!

Remember, ...

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5 NEW STORIES!

NEW STORIES! Five new shortish stories this week: “Helping hands”, “The secret repository”, “The intern’s curse”, “Free upgrade”, and “The Mod”! 


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Site Update: 15 June 2019

The idea this week was to have a pile of very short stories from me, some in response to requests from my lovely Patreon supporters, and try to keep them all within 1,000 to 1,500 words. I… okay, I managed to get one to be that short. The other four are still a third to a half of my usual chapter len...

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Saturday Flashback: At the Beach

As summer is now in full swing where I’m at, I thought I’d do an off-week flashback composed of stories that take place at least partly on sandy beaches or out on open water. Imagine lots of way-muscled, grinning beach dudes freed from all urban inhibitions. Volleyball, rubbing in suntan oil, runni...

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Site Update: 1 June 2019

Despite my Memorial Day being completely jammed and coming down sick the moment I came back home (I’m still not 100%), I did manage to start the little multilimb erotic mystery I’ve had brewing. This one even has a beginning, a middle, and an end already sketched out, which is pretty rare for me (r...

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NEW STORY! "The stolen kiss", Parts 1-2 by BRK

NEW STORY! "The stolen kiss", Parts 1-2 by BRK—Lorenzo, a newly minted p.i., is taken aback to learn that his first case as a licensed detective involves his secret fetish—one of those rare, mysterious, and strangely hot three-legged men, or “trips”, that have started cropping up around the world in recent years. Now he has to maintain his professionalism while solving a mystery that ta...

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Site Update: 11 May 2019

I don’t usually come back to a story so soon, but this week I felt like writing more about Kev and Kellen, in “Touch”, so that was what I did. In fact I wrote two new chapters exploring the developing dynamic between them, which I hope you all enjoy.

Lots of other good stuff this week too, ...

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