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Help needed to confirm things are posted right? (UPDATE)

Would anyone be willing to help me out? If you have a few minutes, please scroll all of this patreon's posts and comment on any post that you see, specifically if it doesn't already have a comment on it. I may have been posting/scheduling things badle and I want to make sure that the stuff I've been posting over the last month are ACTUALLY VISIBLE XD.

I am happy to include anyone who does...

2023-12-02 22:36:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Hold My Gonads, Tiny Dancer

A commission for WizUbe of his harem dancer Jamalia Al-Shahwa convincing a stupidly-hung stallion into betting his BALLS that she can give him the best boob job of his life. 

She wins the bet, and the balls, everyone wins!

2023-12-02 20:18:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Smallest Dick Loses Contest

That danged jaxperegrine is at it again, tricking some poor haughty massively endowed stallion, rico34150 into losing EVERYTHING.
Those dumb tasty horses, will they EVER learn?

2023-12-01 23:57:05 +0000 UTC View Post

2023 Holiday Card YCH Comic! 3 slots!

Hello, this comic is for the Lenexwants and Charn Holiday card!

This year the card's theme is "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire", and as you can see there are three bearer of nuts, strapped into a cooking ring (the metal protects the rest of their body) with their naked testicles hanging over the edge... and directly over the open flames.

The middle panels, where...

2023-12-01 19:08:01 +0000 UTC View Post

The Siren Call of Sharks

In the deep blue ocean, a tale I'll tell,
Of a shark so dashing, named Supercell.
With sleek, silver skin, he slid through the tide,
A predatorial charmer, swimming with pride.

He glided with grace, a true underwater king,
And to resist his charm, was no easy thing.
He'd swim up close, with a suave finesse,
And whisper sweet nothings, causing erectile duress.
His t...

2023-12-01 00:21:36 +0000 UTC View Post

[Warmup] Big ole balls on display!

A warmup+ (thank you for the lovely tip) for Skeeaava, of his character from the worm box comic. The character is from the CityofNodd universe... multiverse? 

Anyways, you come into a room and see those big pin...

2023-11-30 21:05:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Cenny's Night Out - Part 2

The conclusion of the Cenny chronicles! :D Okay, Cenny, enough playing around, get back to streaming!

2023-11-30 19:52:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Zephyr is a GOOD boy!

Zephyr is a good boy, isn't he!
There is a textless version as well, but we will let Pirate share that one!
Commissioned by Pirate Eagle PirateEagle and Zephyr bateleurs
Now, everyone give the good gryphon his tummy ru...

2023-11-29 18:56:33 +0000 UTC View Post

WIP - Harem comic

A WIP of a stallion accepting a bet from a harem dancer who's a little less endowed than he would prefer that she can get him off. 
Spoiler: She does!

2023-11-28 22:39:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Getting Ready for the Big Meal

Charn is cooking up a special thanksgiving turkey this year, but that means getting a nice brining bag to soak the turkey in. His macro bull buddy made the mistake of taking a nap after drinking Charn's roofie'd hot chocolate, which gave the tiger all the time he needed to cut that big musky pouch off... along with the massive virile testicles that were inside it!
Hmm, well, he didn't ...

2023-11-28 20:34:07 +0000 UTC View Post

"Portal Peril" Chapter 3 Cameos - $20

I am writing this months' portal peril story, which is themed around going fishing. I realized that I feel like wasting a lot of junk very casually, so I am opening it up for people to have their character's junk casually handled and casually destroyed in one of a variety of ways, depending on my whim. There's a possibility it will survive to the end of the story, but that's unlikely...

2023-11-28 19:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post

He's DEFINITELY a coyote!

Happy Winter Time!
Charn has been exploring new and interesting methods to procure his favorite snacks. He enrolls in Coyote School, intent on tapping into Loki trickster magicks... with predictable results.
Just some silly castration porn written a while ago with a friend. 

2023-11-26 18:57:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Feeding Time

It was determined this was the easiest way to feed the meat worms. The tricky part is getting guys to use the portals!
Commission for skeeaava.

Open for additional commissions for the month of december! Please let Charn know!

2023-11-24 18:26:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Whiskey Goes on Stage

Whiskey's first night on the stage goes... as planned >:3
A silly thing written years ago by a friend for me. Sometimes we just need some good neuter therapy.

2023-11-21 22:35:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Detective Crowley

I would write a descriptoin about this... but I can't remember what it's about! Weird.

2023-11-08 22:52:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Fair Trade

An anonymous commission, featuring everyone's biggest, horniest, tastiest wolf: Magnus!

All characters (c) their owners. 

Synopsis: Alex the husky is prowling around on the ButchR app when he comes across Charlie and Duke, who invite Alex and Magnus to a cabin int he woods to fuck around. Antics ensue!

2023-11-07 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Fur Pile

(A collab story from several years ago, I recently re-found it and thought I would share! What do you think of putting tags in the thumbnail? ~Charn)

Elric was pleased. The massive elk might barely have been able to stand, but to the core, he was quite proud of himself. From about the cabin he could hear snoring, snoozing, napping and sleeping, all in various states of rapt exhausted plea...

2023-11-06 18:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Portal Peril - Chapter 2

Part Two of the Portal Peril series, which is a YCH serial story that can be signed up for the low low price of $35 a month. There are currently three members, but that number fluctuates of course. Would you pay $35 a month to be tormented in a story like this? There are still slots open. :)

In this story (spoilers!) we are introduced to the rest of the captive audience at Charn's house....

2023-11-02 00:27:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Cenny's Night Out (pt 1)

Poor husky, he's having a great night and now he's following a tiger out of the public space.

I'm sure he'll be fiiiiiine.

Cenny (c) https://www.furaffinity.net/user/cenny

2023-11-02 00:11:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Tired of your SHIT YCH finished

To be fair, Bananastheleech's Gin should have known this was coming, with all of their tomfoolery and shenaniganery. 

2023-10-28 19:08:45 +0000 UTC View Post

$80 Adoptables

These are all characters I commissioned in 2012 from Battle_loko, who, I can't find them anywhere and they haven't been responding to my emails, so I hope that they are doing well but have no way of tagging. I had a large detective noir story involving all of them, that I have come to terms I will likely not write. So here they are. 


$80 includes the art, it also includes ...

2023-10-27 22:54:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Sneak Peek for Patreon Members only! November YCH Comic - picnic

This will be available for Patreon members only for the next two weeks, then will be posted to FA et al. If you are interested, comment or message us directly!
$180 and you can choose other characters, unless you would like to be part of King Mange and Charn's picnic.

2023-10-26 22:58:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Beware of the BLOB-LIGHT!

When getting frisky in abandoned science labs, never assume something is a Fleshlight! Never ever ever!
That long squishy tube may feel soft and slick and wet against your big hard dragon dick, but all you're doing is rehydrating proto-alien blob cells!
This is how you get ants!

2023-10-25 22:21:20 +0000 UTC View Post

$20 is $20

It was pretty easy, all things considered. I was hungry, and rockblackhorn is friends with a LOT of bulls. Bulls with balls, Bulls who trust their fellow bulls. So I gave Rock $10 and asked him to find me a lunch, and Rock called up a bud of his and casually mentioned how good he was feeling now that he had...

2023-10-24 20:40:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Bugged!

A story explanation for Lenexwants' comic for Wolffine and pirateeagle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53466661/

Warning; BUGS...

2023-10-24 20:37:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Brats Get Bites

Pan Parley and Vaela wake up in the morning, and Pan, who is a fox, decides to brat about with her lovely lioness, to completely foreseeable consequences.

Last Call for Halloween Art/Stories!

Choose a thumbnail, choose an artist and/or author, pay moneys, get a YCH just in time for spoopy halloween! 

Here is the (shortened) URL for the google form - no personal information will be used by the form, and you only have to fill it out once!
[url=https://tinyurl...

2023-10-23 19:15:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Experiment #183 - Failure

Dragons make the best scientists.
Both characters (C) Bravin 

2023-10-23 17:56:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Boys and their Toys

A commisison for Anonymous, just in time for coming full moon. 

This is mostly a transformation story, and it gets fairly in depth with expressing anal glands and scenting as two cousins sink deeper and deeper into a lycanthropic thrall. I don't want to give away any spoilers but the story is...

2023-10-22 20:41:51 +0000 UTC View Post

What He Doesn't Know...

You ever meet my good buddy Dr. Gratze? Ram fella, very laid back, can get your medical marijuana card from him super easy no fuss.

And he loves nutting preds. Gets a huge thrill out of it. What a weirdo huh?


Anyways, I just got into some money so gonna go get a KFC 8 piece... 

Anonymous Commission that I forgot to post up earlier :) 2023-10-21 18:06:46 +0000 UTC View Post