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[Artwork] Xiuying

Yes, I'm aware she kinda looks like a dude and has interesting hair. It's part o...

[Young Master Xian Sure Has Changed]—❈—06.1:: Xiuying

A/N: don't know if you remember this character, but Meng Yi mentioned her in chapter five.

She's a main character, so she gets an introductory chapter.

Hope you like it.

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Xiuying

Most people don’t think about it, usually because pretty much everyone they...

[(NSFW) Young Master Xian Sure Has Changed]—❈—06:: The Plot for the Seamless Introduction of Xian Qigang 2.0 [II]

Meng Yi’s plan is brilliant.

Utterly insane, mind you, but brilliant. And like all insane but brilliant plans, it is simple but necessarily layered.

See, there are things called hidden realms in this world, which are basically pocket dimensions that spontaneously pop up and disappear in entirely random locations.

Since these hidden realms are… well, hidden, and, in proper ...

[(NSFW) Young Master Xian Sure Has Changed]—❈—05:: The Plot for the Seamless Introduction of Xian Qigang 2.0 [I]

I wake the next morning, refreshed, hungry, and to the sight of Meng Yi walking in with a small table laden with food.

“You have to be a mind reader,” I say.

“You cultivated for hours yesterday and ate nothing besides a qi pill, anyone in your shoes would be hungry,” she says.

She sets the table down on the bed with me, and I check out the spread.

I don’t recog...

[(NSFW) Young Master Xian Sure Has Changed]—❈—04:: The Path of The Sun Emperor

The following day is paradoxically one of the most interesting of my life.

On the surface, it has no right to be, considering Meng Yi has basically banned me from stepping foot outside my room until I can at least conduct myself in a manner even vaguely similar to Xian Qigang. Or, rather, ‘my former self’ as she’s told me to think of him.

Don’t know why she bothers? I have z...

[(NSFW) Young Master Xian Sure Has Changed]—❈—03:: Blackmail is Crap, But You've Got To Admit It Works

Rolling…

962 (Noble Rank)

Reward: The Path of the Sun Emperor Cultivation Method

It takes my brain a minute to comprehend what just happened. And then it takes a minute more to truly grasp the enormity of it.

When it does though, there is only one thing I can say.

“Holy Shit.”

“B...

[(NSFW) Young Master Xian Sure Has Changed]—❈—02:: 962

And then the girl says words that really scare the crap out of me.

“Who are you?” she asks. “Because you are not Xian Qigang.”

My immediate instinct is to lie. Bluster and hope that I can convince this girl who clearly has history with this unfortunate Xian Qigang chap whose body I’ve shanghaied that I am him.

But, as soon as the idea comes, I let it go. Tha...

[(NSFW) Young Master Xian Sure Has Changed]—❈—01:: Good Head and a Good Head

Everybody has fantasies. And by that I mean sexual fantasies.

Some people’s are super kinky stuff; like being peed on by an amputee or something, while there are others whose sexual fantasies are so vanilla that it’s kind of sad that they consider those to be fantasies in the first place.

I happen to be one of the latter.

See, my greatest sexual fantasy in life is to be wi...

[(NSFW) Young Master Xian Sure Has Changed]—❈—00:: Prologue

Synopsis: Xian Qigang was a typical xianxia young master; arrogant, narcissistic, and cruel.

Well, I guess he wasn't so typical, because even his own family couldn't tolerate him.

So much so that they sent him off to some tiny town where his stink would no longer rub off on them.

Xian Qigang is gone now though, and through no fault of my own (I think) ...

[Artwork] Meng Yi and Xian Qigang

[The Kill List]—❈—16.1:: The Obligatory PHO Interlude

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Tuesday, 12, April, 2011.

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Synopsis

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A/N: the One Piece tag in the title is really just for the insert's power set.

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