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Weekly Voting for the Week of March 1st, 2020

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Garden of Enchantment 5: A Glimpse

 

Taking over Brockton Bay?

“Out of the question,” Faultline deadpanned. 

Despite the fact that he had a lot of influence over her, Faultline was adamant about staying out of Brockton Bay’s cape scene. 

“Why not?” Talrith  asked her. “Even if we don’t engage in proper criminal activities, we’re sure to make more money and stabilize the...

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Side Quests for Harem and Power 2: Sneaky Plan

 

“So how do you intend to get this woman?” Cortana asked. “She’s not exactly on your playing level.”

“That is true,” I replied. 

Asari, as a species, was a ridiculously long lived. Their biology and mindset was different to adjust for that long lifespan, and one of those was their ability to remember. Asari matriarchs were fast for their ability to rem...

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Reincarnated to the Past 4: Misunderstanding

 

In the end, I told the chief that I would stay for another year, and he granted me an empty house on the edge of the tribe, which was still within the tribe’s village walls. I was reluctant to accept it at first, but I reasoned that it would allow me to interact better in a shorter amount of time. This would in turn help me understand their language better. Yes, that was one reas...

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Weekly Voting for the Week of Feb 23, 2020


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Side Quests for Harem and Power 1

 

Commissioned by Definitely Not Dio.

Mass Effect R34 v. Waifu Catalog by SwiftRosenthal (Shared via Google Drive)

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Chapter 1: A Slow Start

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“You want to take my place…?” I asked, not a little befuddled by the request. Or rather, an offer of exchange. 

“Yes,” the being in ...

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Garden of Enchantment 4

 

Margaret the Faultline laid on top of him, heaving her chest out as she rode down the latest carnal ecstasy he had subjected her to. She had a job tomorrow, so he didn’t want to inconvenience her too much, which would result in this sex being the last for us until she came back. 

He already owned her heart and mind; there was no reason to cause issues over little thing...

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Reincarnated into the Past 3: Hooked

 

Wide-eyed and not a little scared, I stood before the Kettin tribal chief. The guy who ordered the deaths of slaves, the guy who declared a war over blood feud and wiped out another tribe, and the guy who killed the killers for their failures… Yes, that guy.

And this guy was … small. Or maybe it was I who was tall, not that it mattered. I stared down at five foot eight in...

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Weekly Voting of Feb 16, 2020

Welcome to the weekly voting corner! 

This is where my Patrons, all of you, vote on a weekly basis for what you would like to see updated first! I try to keep a two update per week minimum, so the top two choices from these votes will be the ones I update. 

Most of the stories are on fanfiction.net and Questionable Questing.

That said, welcome itsfutile, Ahmed Abdel-...

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Reincarnated to the Past 2

 

Thank you to all of my pat-reons in helping me enjoy what I love to do: writing! 

-VB-

Tracking turned out to be easier said than done, especially when the trails left by the fleeing raiders were a week old at that point in time. I got lost at least four times before getting back on track, mostly because one of the fleeing raiders died from some in...

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Glorious Dream 5 Updated!

It's on fanfiction.net,  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13411439/5/Glorious-Dream 

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Wyrm Lord of Brockton Bay, Interlude: Arrowfish

 

Interlude:
Arrowfish

To be honest, he’s been only a cape slightly longer than he’s been part of the Dragonteeth. 

When Boston got hit by Leviathan, the Endbringer did very little damage compared to other instances of its assault. However, anything Endbringer-related was ridiculous in proportion; the little damage that Leviathan had wrought ...

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Garden of Enchantment 3.5: Fautline 1 Interlude

 

Interlude:
Faultline (Margaret)

Sex.

Was.

Awesome.

“T-Tal-!” she whimpered as she bounced on top of her man. She peered down at him, wanting to see him enjoy her body much as she enjoyed his. 

His eyes remained glued to her big boobs, though. She knew she was above average when it came to the quality of her body, ...

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Weekly Voting for the Week of Feb 9, 2020!

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Garden of Enchantment 3 - The Stoic Lady Falls under Influence

 

Summary So Far:

Talrith, an incubus from Runeterra (League of Legends) was fighting Evelynn, a succubus. During the fight, he got sucked up into a portal created by Labyrinth (Worm) and found himself on Earth Bet. He chose to join Faultline’s Crew.

-VB-

The job Faultline accepted turned out to be simple enough. They just went up north to a province called Maine,...

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Wyrm Lord of Brockton Bay 16

 

Alan Marris

After I returned from Boston’s still drowning streets and the meeting with Mantellum’s landlord(?), I wanted to relax and let loose a little. I couldn’t fly around as a dragon, however. I knew that doing such a thing would be tantamount to taunting the Coalition, the Protectorate, and everyone else to start pointing their weapons and hands a...

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Weekly Voting for the Week of Feb 2, 2020!

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Slow Simple Start 11 Updated!

On fanfiction.net


 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13417344/11/Slow-Simple-Start 

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Garden of Enchantment 2

 

Talrith looked out into a city that resembled something between Piltover and Zaun in appearance, but there was a definite mixing of cultures he was familiar with, even though what he heard so far about this city and the world told him that he was nowhere near Runeterra and its people. 

He had arrived to this world two days ago, and since then, he had been treated well by...

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Wyrm Lord of Brockton Bay 15

 

They let me through, but I didn’t get to see Mantellum right away. Instead, I had a brief walk through what could be considered the “courtyard” of this community - a wide place filled with vegetable gardens and a small park to the side - and I noticed that no one was out. Even though the sun sat high in the sky, no one came to play or tend to the garden.

Was it a securi...

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Reincarnated to the Past 1

 

Welcome to Reincarnated to the Past, a new fiction that I hope will entertain you all between my fanfiction stories. 

-VB-

Hello, my name is Alan.

Hello, my name was Alan.

I lived well.

I lived … I just lived.

I died like a hero.

I died like a whimp.

I jumped in to save a baby.

I ju...

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Weekly Voting for Jan. 26, 2020!

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Magnetic Attraction 10

 

I knew exactly who this guy was, and knowing exactly who and what kind of power he had, it was infuriating to smile along while he cheated himself to victory in golf. 

“Damn, Thomas. You are on a winning streak today,” I said out loud. 

Thomas grinned. “Oh, I had a lot of time to practice lately,” he replied casually. 

‘You mean you cheate...

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Wyrm Lord of Brockton Bay 14

 

To make sure that no one found out about my visit to Boston, I kept myself disguised as someone else. According to documents within the small bureaucracy of paperwork filed away in the electronic folders of the Dragonteeth, Wyrm stayed “fornicating” with his ladies at the bottom of the Lair while one of his trusted cape employees, a Shaker capable of controlling the earth, went...

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Garden of Enchantment 1

 

Commissioned by Kejmur

Thank you to all of my pat-reons! 

-VB-

It started as a wisp of shadow, clinging to life by a thread by becoming a parasite on weak creatures that roamed the underbelly of civilization.

But life improved. Life adapted to the harshness of reality, and so it, too, adapted. Instead o...

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Weekly Voting for the Week of Jan. 19, 2020!

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Magnetic Attraction 9

 

Kayden remembered me fondly. When I called her to schedule a little date for ourselves even if she wouldn’t call it that and would call it a catch-up between friends, she spoke with pleasantly surprised happiness. 

From Alan’s memories and Max’s admission, I knew that Kayden had broken from the Empire Eighty-Eight, even if said break-up was temporary if the future ...

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Wyrm Lord of Brockton Bay 13

 

Step 22: Door to roof of Boston Missionary Baptist Church.

Step 23: Turn on phone.

Step 24: Face northeast.

Step 25: Activate Camera App.

Step 26: Bend knees and brace for impact.

Step 27: Start recording the battle.

Step 28: Shake phone a little, no more than 5 mm from starting position in any direction. 

Step 29: Fix camera’s view ...

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Updated Slow Simple Start on Fanfiction!

For patreons who haven't voted yet, please make sure to vote in the Weekly Vote for Jan, 12! 

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Weekly Voting for the Jan. 12 Update!

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