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Demon of Lust in the Land of Water 2

Demon of Lust in the Land of Water

Chapter 2

-VB-

Mei grumbled while she tried in vain to keep the mosquitos off of her. With her were two other Kiri ninjas, neither of whom she was all too familiar with. Kentsuo was a kenjutsu specialist with bandanas everywhere, and Anari was a genjutsu specialist with a distinct love for ee...

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Demon of Lust in the Land of Water 1

Commissioned by Kejmur

-VB-

Demon of Lust in the Land of Water

Chapter 1

-VB-

“HAHAHAHAHA-!”

“Okay, you can stop laughing. I get it, it’s funny.”

“-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-!”

“Come on. It’s not like I died while pooping or got shot while pooping.”

“*snrk**cough ...

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Magnetic Attraction: Interlude A - PRT 1

Magnetic Attraction

Arc 2: Brockton Battles

Interlude A: PRT 1

-VB-

In a meeting with all of the leadership of PRT and Protectorate ENE involved, the situation for the city showed clearly on a projected simple map on the wall.

The Downtown - or as some were calling it, the Bombed Town - and some bi...

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Family Business Interlude: Jarvan III

Family Business
Interlude:  Jarvan III

-VB-

986 AN

The Royal Palace
The Great City of Demacia

He did not expect Count Jorasmang-Crownguard to be able to sway both the court and the public in such a quick manner. For a boy who has yet to reach his majority, this was an astonishing feat, especia...

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Weekly Voting

This week, I want y'all to tellme what you want in the comments instead of me putting up stories to vote for. 

The voting here will be until next week to see how you guys liked it.

The stories that gets updated will be the same as before: 2 stories with the most votes.

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What is Happiness 5.2: Don't Dare the Demon

What is Happiness
Arc 5 Chapter 2: Don’t Dare the Demon

-VB-

Pushing my powers faster and faster, I nearly flung myself. Between the brief moments of cooldown that the explosive teleportation had, I was using vector manipulation to push myself just ever so faster. Along the way, I watched as the bugs under Taylor’s control formed vague direct...

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Necessary Corruption 14

Necessary Corruption

Chapter 14: Allies or Enemies

-VB-

I sat across from Hatake Kakashi in the small manor I was using for my stay at the Land of Waves. It was a polite thing to offer him tea, so I had. It was a polite thing to let his team in on the meeting as there was nothing crucial or important being discussed, so I had....

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Magnetic Attraction 19

Magnetic Attraction

Arc 2: Brockton Battles
Chapter 19: The Stage

-VB-

Brockton Bay was in a turmoil.

Leviathan’s retreat had done much to improve the group’s standing, but this group in question was all of Brockton Bay not the individuals.

Oh sure, the participants of the battles now knew how to watch out f...

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Family Business 19: Poison

Family Business
Chapter 19: Poison

-VB-

Once the elites of Demacia came over to my side to get their issues - or the issues of their spouses and families - taken care of, all I had left to do was convince the rest of the people.

Sure, the hospital charity work was sure to convince many, but not all of them would be convinced.

Some peo...

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Weekly Voting: March 14, 2021

I await the day I can get that vaccine shot, because I don't want to work for 10 hours straight with a mask on.

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Zabuza's S.Adventures 23

Zabuza’s S.Adventures
Chapter 23

-VB-

Haku snuggled up to him, curling up on his chest while his arms wrapped around her. She would normally be up at this hour to start the day, but today, he guessed that she wasn’t up for it. Instead, he kept hugging her underneath the comforter, simply enjoying the moment.

Because today, he was leavin...

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What is Happiness 5.1: When Neo-Nazis Fuck Up

A/N: Double chapter day!

Chapter Commissioned by Kejmur

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What is Happiness?
Arc 5 Chapter 1: When Neo-Nazis Fuck Up

-VB-

I thought that Nazis weren’t that dumb.

Considering that I was the Butcher without the insanity and had even more powers before that, I thought that the Nazis might keep an eye out...

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An Arcanist in Karakura Town 24

An Arcanist in Karakura Town
Chapter 24

-VB-

Work work work.

What was work? Work was how things got done. It didn’t have to be anything big, arduous, grand, or even boring. The simplest of things, when distilled down to their components, was composed of tasks and work. Work made tasks possible, and in turn, tasks made work valuable.

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The Lazy Lord 5: Lazy Harder

The Lazy Lord
Chapter 5: Lazy Harder

-VB-

Despite my removal of Bakuda from the ABB, a gang war broke out regardless!

Seriously, this city was crazy, but I couldn’t decide if it was stupid crazy or crazy stupid.

Because wasn’t it like one week ago that killed Eidolon so quickly that no one could help? This fact shouldn’t have di...

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Weekly Voting: Mar 7, 2021

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What is Happiness 4.9

What is Happiness?
Arc 4 Chapter 9

-VB-

After having spent nearly two weeks in a constant whirlwind of action and sex, we spent the following week after Parian’s induction into my harem in helping our newest family member in relocating her shop.

It wasn’t all good. Parian did have contracts with the landowner for the lease, and just up ...

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Necessary Corruption Interlude: Yina 1

A little insight into what one of Lord Takanori's retinue thinks of him and the current situation

Necessary Corruption
Interlude: Yina 1

-VB-

She was born an orphan from one of the few cities of the Land of Rivers. Her mother died giving birth to her, and the sweatshop owner who had employed her mother kept her as a “payment for ...

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An Arcanist in Karakura Town 23

An Arcanist in Karakura Town
Chapter 23

-VB-

The infusion of Menos Mask into Orihime made for a rather interesting display.

She stood before me, flexing her spiritual essence. Being no weakling myself, I ignored the pressure bearing down on my body and examined her make-up of her spiritual essence.

Before our tantric ritual yesterday,...

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Family Business 18: Opposition Strikes

Family Business
Chapter 18: Opposition Strikes

-VB-

Despite the initial hostility I have faced from some individuals, the commoners and nobility alike welcomed healing.

Just as communism did not work due to its strict and inflexible standards and money made the world work, healing was not just a vital part of human life but a critically vit...

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Weekly Voting for the Week of Feb 28, 2021

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Zabuza's S.Adventures Interlude:

Zabuza’s S.Adventures
Interlude: Sakura

-VB-

She fell in love with him when she was but a kid.

That love never dried up. When her peers saw him and wanted him, she had to suddenly fight for his attention when she used to have it all the time.

She fought her best friend, she fought her classmates, and she fought even girls and women ...

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Necessary Corruption 13: A Crack in the Shell

Necessary Corruption
Chapter 13: A Crack in the Shell

-VB-

I couldn’t lie to myself, because if I started to lie to myself, then who could I truly trust?

Tsunami was just a normal woman of the artisan caste.

But I didn’t care. Oh no. All I saw was a way to make her like me more. After all, what else was a boy without a father but ...

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Family Business 17: A Peaceful Confrontation

Family Business
Chapter 17: A Peaceful Confrontation

-VB-

I sat next to the hospital bed of one of the victims of Sylas’s escape. Burned from head to toe by some kind of magical fire, he wheezed painfully while his body trembled constantly.

This was not something mundane medicine, no matter how advanced, can cure within a reasonable amoun...

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Limits of Flesh 4

Limits of Flesh

Chapter 4

-VB-

She was beautiful.

Staring into the mirror in her room after another debaucherous night with the twins, Taylor realized that while nothing so obtuse had changed about her, there were subtle changes here and there that did change how she looked. Her wide mouth didn’t look so froggish. Her ...

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Weekly Voting: Feb 21, 2021

Edit: I meant to put Family Business, not ZSA.  I'll just go with FB being there, so if you vote for that, you vote for FB

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Necessary Corruption 12: I Was Ready to Leave...

Necessary Corruption
Chapter 12: I Was Ready to Leave...

-VB-

The death of Lord Rimusomoto at the hands of misguided peasants directed by Gato shook the Wave noble court.

It was one thing for a noble to kill another noble, but a merchant, the lowest of castes, to strike and kill a noble? Even Gato’s allies in court turned on him ...

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Necessary Corruption 11: The Accident

Unnecessary Corruption
Chapter 11: The Accident

-VB-

“Rimosumoto-dono!” I greeted the lean man with a bright smile, and then we bowed to one another as it was custom before lifting our heads up again. “Are you ready for today’s hunting trip?”

“Aren’t I ever?” the man, a thin “kindly” young man, grinned. “It’s been a ...

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Reincarnated to the Past 35: Good and Bad (3)

Reincarnated to the Past
Chapter 35: Good and Bad (3)

-VB-

I stared at the panting messenger as he greedily drank from the offered cup of clean water after having finished his story.

It really never ended, did it, this ancient world of warfare?

Bronze Age Collapse truly didn’t hold back on me.

I took a deep breath in and relea...

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An Arcanist in Karakura Town 22

An Arcanist in Karakura Town
Chapter 22

-VB-

I got an achievement, sort of.

I discovered that “Hollow Siphoning” had a soft ceiling that I could not easily penetrate; each mask that I made from the Hollows had a conceptual limit of a “hundred” before it formed and became something like a cocoon.

It was very odd, or it was init...

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Weekly Voting for the Week of Feb 14, 2021

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