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Debauchery Hunter 9

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Debauchery Hunter
Chapter 9

-VB-

Just because we needed to fortify our valleys did not mean that we pushed aside all other matters. No, the fact of the matter was that there were over a hundred of us right now. Just two dozen of us were enough to set up new fortified compounds.

C55 hummed as he traveled in anot...

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The Dragon that Decides 4

The Dragon that Decides
Chapter 4

-VB-

Oh, I did my own things, but I came daily to see how she and her khalasar fared. Unfortunately, I watched the khalasar slowly waste away. The Red Waste was uninhospital like that. Comparable more with the Atacama Desert than the Sahara, it was a plantless and waterless hellhole.

One group broke away du...

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The Bargainer 10

The Bargainer
Chapter 10

-VB-

Jennifer didn’t know why she told him she was interested.

She wasn’t exactly a slut or desperate, but just offering herself like that was out of her own character!

Gah!

Now, she felt a little slutty, but she wasn’t the mouse who went back on her words! At the very least, she was going to hear ...

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The Bargainer 9

The Bargainer
Chapter 9

-VB-

‘I didn’t mean to do that,’ I thought to myself as I felt my tongue swell and then lengthen inside my mouth.

Moments ago, I asked for a portal to a barren world, which Doormaker made for me, and led the Wards through along with Legend. The world in question was a dry desert world with nothing significant a...

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Celestial Hymn 5

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 5

-VB-

I sat across from Myrcella in a more comfortable room that wasn’t my solar or my bedroom with no guards around us.

Since the king and the Hand of the King could not be budged on this, I accepted that … I was now betrothed to the First Princess Myrcella Baratheon. As such, I requested that we try to get to k...

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Reincarnated to the Past 42

Reincarnated to the Past
Chapter 42

-VB-

The Byzantion succumbed to us quickly. Sure, there were a few individuals who wanted to rise up and fight us, but most of their fighting men were wounded or dead. They were in no position to fight us.

The leading men of the Byzantion met with me at the gates while my troops stayed outside, made camps...

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Debauchery Hunter 8

Debauchery Hunter

Chapter 8

-VB-

Sophia moaned as her master’s dick plowed into her. Her eyes fluttered open as she woke up to the sensation of being filled.

“M-morning, Alan,” she greeted him as he hovered over her.

“Morning, Sophia,” he replied back as he rocked his hips back and forth.

She hissed...

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The Dragon that Decides 3

The Dragon that Decides

Chapter 3

-VB-

Curiosity overwhelmed me.

I needed to know.

I reached down, gripped the ankle of the carcass, and pulled it up above my head. The limbs flopped around in all direction towards the ground, but I didn’t find it disgusting. In fact, the way that the limbs moved told me that the...

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The Bargainer 8

The Bargainer
Chapter 8

-VB-

I couldn’t tell whether or not the spar had been part of Contessa’s Path to Victory. Sure, Eidolon requested the spar, but Contessa brought me into Cauldron’s base right as Eidolon was feeling moody and purposefully walked in front of him with me, in my own “costume,” in tow.

Path to Victory, ...

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The Bargainer 7

The Bargainer
Chapter 7

-VB-

Two dozen new parahumans now led Saath in my name, and my orders to them had been as clear as I could make it.

‘Make a city that can house a million souls.’

After I gave that order, I left Planetos and returned to Cauldron’s base. I made my way to Doctor Mother’s office and walked in after knocking...

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 33

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 33

-VB-

I … wasn’t actually sure about how I should go about this.

I mean, yes, just like Amy, I liked Victoria.

… Okay, I’ll be more thorough and honest.

Victoria Dallon was a hot blonde woman who also liked me. She was funny, if a bit ill tempered and judgemental, strong, and ...

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Celestial Hymn 4

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 4

-VB-

“Your Majesty-” I tried. I really did. My spell were supposed to only make someone friendly towards me!

“I won’t hear any more of it!” King Robert Baratheon harrumphed with a glare. “You’re a good man with a good head on your bloody shoulders.”

“But I am a mere baron, Your Majesty. Would...

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Weekly Voting: Aug 22, 2021

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The Dragon that Decides 2

The Dragon that Decides
Chapter 2

-VB-

Flying.

Is.

Awesome.

I never knew how flying under your own power was just … intoxicating. It was a different form of power, and I mean that in a literal sense. To be able to fly under your own strength was to grasp freedom with your very hands. It was a form of power that was in...

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Celestial Hymn 3

3.5k before this.

Celestial Hymn

Chapter 3

-VB-

The Brownspear Barony, I found, was a quaint place.

Placed deep in the Stormlands, it was no different from the rest of the Stormlands: rugged, windy, heavily forested, and sparsely populated.

It was … actually perfect for someone like me.

When one think...

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Debauchery Hunter 7

Debauchery Hunter

Chapter 7

-VB-

Our recent clash with one of the lords of the HRE made us think.

Did we just remain stagnant and let them come to us - let them dictate the battles to come - or do we grow and take over these Alps valleys and turn them into an impenetrable fortress?

We decided that, even if we didn...

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The Dragon that Decides 1

Commissioned by Definitely not Dio

-VB-

The Dragon that Decides
Chapter 1

-VB-

I closed my eyes.

And then I opened them.

My ears rang from the sudden explosion I found myself at the center of. I knew instinctively that it should hurt, but it didn’t. In fact, I felt more annoyed than threatened b...

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The Bargainer 6

Commissioned by Kejmur

-VB-

The Bargainer
Chapter 6

-VB-

The priests brought themselves and all of their followers into the holy grounds of their god’s domain.

Soyan was not someone particularly strong or weak. She was just a normal girl who was given the unique title of a “follower” beca...

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The Bargainer 5

Commissioned by Kejmur

-VB-

The Bargainer
Chapter 5

-VB-

I arrived at the city that once offered to make me their god. I once rejected them because I never had a need for a city, but now I did.

I stepped out of the portal not as myself but as the Beast that Rends, the title the people of this city gave me in bot...

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 32

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 32

-VB-

I hit my upper limit.

I let a deep and steady breath, trying in vain to get my Qi to circulate faster. Unfortunately, I found a hard limit.

Inner Arts… It was something I hadn’t focused on. I’ve focused so far on my Outer Arts, which was the Path of One Thousand Layers. However, ...

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Living as a Villain 3

Nearly pure smut chapter.

Living as a Villain
Chapter 3

-VB-

Our wedding came within a month.

As summer began to change to fall, Anna and I, dressed in our best, walked up the stairs of the local monastery. The thick wooden doors opened for us by the awaiting acolytes inside, and I laid my eyes upon the people within....

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Weekly Voting: Aug 15, 2021

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Living as a Villain 2

Living as a Villain
Chapter 2

-VB-

Overnight, who I was changed in the eyes of the townspeople.

I was no longer “Alan the Foreign Slave” who was capable of arithmetics in their eyes.

No, they saw me as a warrior standing atop a hundred vikingers (“It was two-dozen!” I protested), drenched in the blood of my foes (“It wasn’...

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Limits of Flesh 5

Limits of Flesh
Chapter 5

-VB-

Taylor wanted to scratch their faces off.

Their introduction to dad obviously wasn’t good because it triggered whatever it was that led dad to punch them!

Not that punching them did anything…

“So you two are the bastards that roped Taylor into this cape business…!” dad <...

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Debauchery Hunter 6

Debauchery Hunter

Chapter 6

-VB-

In all honesty, we would have a much easier time collecting women from Earth Malachite - the Earth we made our home in - to share our bed than to jump across the multiverse in search of people we knew of from mass media.

But the thought of finally meeting the people that I’ve only read ...

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The Bargainer 4

Commissioned by Kejmur

The Bargainer

Chapter 4

-VB-

At the end of the negotiations, I agreed to join Cauldron. It was a tit for tat kind of exchange.

Cauldron agreed to provide me with women who were willing to offer their service and bodies for power upgrades. I, in turn, would also use my tantric empowerment for ...

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The Bargainer 3

Commissioned by Kejmur

The Bargainer
Chapter 3

-VB-

“Who’s that?” David asked Nathaniel.

Nathaniel, currently costumed and outfitted in his Legend cape persona, turned and looked at the oddly dressed - and more importantly unmasked - man following Contessa. “Don’t know. Why?” he asked. He and David had been just d...

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Reincarnated to the Past 41

Reincarnated to the Past
Chapter 41

-VB-

It took my two ships a week and a half to traverse four hundred and fifty miles of water, half of which was the Danube River and the other half was the coast-hugging sailing from the mouth of the Danube to Bosphorus Strait.

Traveling close to the coast had been necessary because none of the warriors ...

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