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Swiss Arms 8

Swiss Arms
Chapter 8

-VB-

Zernez

Fingers drummed on the wooden table.

Only two valleys away from the Bishopric of Chur, the head of the Wildenburg noble family sat within a small room dedicated to his family’s gathering. All of the family’s important members were here. His retired father, his son, his daughter-in-law, his grandson...

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Weekly Voting: Jan 2, 2022

A new year is upon us.


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Word Play 3

Word Play
Chapter 3

-VB-

I was at the motel room, tinkering with a few small cans of paint, a rusty spoon, and a face mask when another round of powers rammed into me.

Ministry 1 and Fragment 1. Fragment was a Striker power that increased my blunt force damage against blunt things, and Ministry let me und...

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Word Play 2

Happy New Years day gift! free 2 chapters

Word Play
Chapter 2

-VB-

When I woke up the next day, I noticed a new power in my mindscape and then showered. It was only after I showered, ate breakfast at McDonald's across the street, and came back to the relative safety in anonymity of my motel room that I finally took a look at it.

E...

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Orbital 4

Orbital

Chapter 4

-VB-

Twenty-four hours stood as the standard amount of time for one day across three universes we’ve had the chance to visit and stay at.

To a normal person, those hours were often times never enough or too much, depending on their circumstances. A dictator living lavishly off the blood and sweat of h...

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Noblesse Privilege 5

free chappy. New Year's Eve present!

Noblesse Privilege
Chapter 5

-VB-

Crocodile found the appearance and interference of the damnable World Noble to be a curse.

For one, if he touched a World Noble, then he would kiss his position as one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea goodbye.

Two, this wasn’t a regular World Noble but one ...

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Upbeat Hyena 7

Upbeat Hyena
Chapter 7

-VB-

Viviane stared down at her new “sister,” and felt something ugly inside of her.

“Go on, say hi to your sister, Angelina,” father encouraged the little demoness.

The little girl with red skin, slim horns, and fangs looked away, playing ildy with her fingers, and didn’t say anything. She shifted fro...

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Dangerously Damaged 6

2 chapters commissioned by Kejmur

-VB-

Dangerously Damaged
Chapter 6

-VB-

The limits of risk a person willingly took said a lot about a person.

For example, an addict would sell his daughter if it meant he could get another shot of whatever his poison was. The bastard knew that he was doing some...

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Dangerously Damaged 5

Dangerously Damaged

Chapter 5

-VB-

Anne pressed her body up against Brandon, and shuddered as he brought her down on his dick.

As his dick parted her pushy and filled her up to the brim, she couldn't help but wonder whether she was lucky or playing with fire.

She giggled when he kissed her neck, and then moaned as ...

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Celestial Hymn 19

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 19

-VB-

I waited for the Seven to speak, but honestly, I felt very nervous.

The Maiden giggled. [There’s no need to be nervous. We want to just talk. Father is being dramatic.]

The Father looked grumpy at the Maiden’s words. [I am being serious. We must talk, and there are serious discussions to be had.]

...

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Swiss Arms: Hans's Home

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Alvia (line art?)

Alvia from Swiss Arms (Ch.7)

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Swiss Arms 7

Swiss Arms

Chapter 7

-VB-

Arnold liked working here.

There was a sense of improvement and creation that was lacking in Travaos and its monotonous daily grind.

Here, Hans built himself a new home, and Arnold got to help out. He wasn't sure, however, why Hans bothered to make timber walls around a massive area. In fa...

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Weekly Voting: Dec 26, 2021

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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Word Play 1

Word Play
Chapter 1

-VB-

Thank f-. No, thank you, God because somehow, I am in a fictional universe relatable to modern Earth and got transported with my truck and half of my stuff.

I knew where I was because I recognized the yellow and black crown logo as well as the name of the Medhall Corporation, an imaginary pharmaceutical cor...

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Orbital 3

Orbital
Chapter 3

-VB-

Padme agreed but firmly delayed our first date until she was no longer queen. She cited that she could not be beholden to anyone else for any reason while she was a queen, and we agreed to set our date for later.

How later? It was up to her.

We found ourselves a little disheartened and elated at the same time. S...

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Orbital 2

Merry Christmas!

And my gift to yall: free chapters.

Orbital
Chapter 2

-VB-

Qui Gon Jinn watched as Queen Amidala met with the Hive Mind Alliance’s representative, a man outfitted in combat armor from the top of his head to the tip of his toe. It was an armor set he was unfamiliar with, but then again, the galaxy was a big place wit...

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Noblesse Privilege 4

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Noblesse Privilege
Chapter 4

-VB-

“A World Noble is here?!”

To say that Nefertari Vivi screeched in horror would have been an underestimation. Everyone in the palace heard her scream it, but everyone also knew about it at that point and had expected this shout from the somewhat always late-to-anno...

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Proving Ground 4

Proving Ground
Chapter 4

-VB-

Roxelana took in a deep breath.

She felt nervous.

She hadn’t felt this nervous in a long time, and the last time she’d been this nervous was when she snuck a few drops of the Source. She knew that she was going to be punished later when she stole it; no one got away with it, and even after the side ef...

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Zabuza's S.Adventures 34

Zabuza’s S.Adventures
Chapter 34

-VB-

To Zabuza’s surprise, it happened faster than he expected, which would have been no more than two days’ journey from Konohagakure itself.

Just as planned, when they were only one day’s journey from Konohagakure, they got ambushed.

Zabuza felt the attack coming even before he heard the firs...

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Zabuza's S.Adventures 33

free chappy.

Zabuza’s S.Adventures
Chapter 33

-VB-

Zabuza met Uzumaki Naruko long after their farewell at the Land of Waves.

Sure, they might be of the same village, but both sides had their works and issues. For him, it was starting a family. For her, it was being a Jinchuuriki.

“... I can’t believe mom got you to act as ...

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 44

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 44

-VB-

The Fallen came too fast.

They died too quickly.

Rabbit killed too easily.

He killed too effectively.

Hannover sat in his chair in his office and wondered where his plan went wrong. Did he underestimated Rabbit and overestimated the Fallen? Well, certainly, he didn...

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Celestial Hymn 18

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 18

-VB-

My travel back home from the Red Keep did not take me directly to my lands. The route I took curved around the coast of the Crownlands and the Stormlands, and I regularly met with the lords of the lands I passed through.

These same lords who once looked down upon me changed their tunes when they saw me and my ...

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Weekly Update: Dec 19, 2021

Swiss Arms is off the menu again! Will be back next week.

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Orbital 1

Orbital
Chapter 1

-VB-

Her heart pounded inside her chest the moment they came out of hyperspace. It would be only moments before the Trade Federation caught their signature and moved in on them. They were sure to have had allies in the Galactic Senate who would have alerted them about her lack of presence after her attempts to get the senate to ...

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Noblesse Privilege 3

Noblesse Privilege
Chapter 3

-VB-

Alabasta.

I knew not why the ancestors of the Nefertari family decided that this place was a great place to have their kingdom. I wanted to ask them how they came to this land and then why they came to consider the desert island their home.

Because the moment I stepped on their island nation,...

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Noblesse Privilege 2

Noblesse Privilege
Chapter 2

-VB-

“GAAHHH!!!!”

The eccentricities of a World Noble came from the fact that they possessed a wholly insulated and spoiled paradigm of the world. To the World Nobles who lived in Mary Geoise atop the Red Line, the world was their oyster and no one else had a say in it.

While perhaps that their power w...

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Proving Ground 3

Proving Ground
Chapter 3

-VB-

Corruption.

It was such a nasty word. Admittedly, corruption existed everywhere, even within my kingdom. It made bureaucracies slower (or faster and nonexistent for the wrong person), magicked funds away, and reduced the quality of everything everywhere.

I remembered still how China was infamous for this;...

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Zabuza's S.Adventures 32

Zabuza’s S.Adventures
Chapter 32

-VB-

“You’re going to let your kid go on a journey? With an old guy?”

“Yes,” Kushina narrowed her eyes. “I hope you aren’t insinuating anything by calling Jiraiya ‘an old guy,’” she snapped before closing her eyes and massaging the bridge of her nose. “She needs to.”

“... If...

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Zabuza's S.Adventures 31

Zabuza’s S.Adventures
Chapter 31

-VB-

Sex with his women calmed him down afterward.

However, they wanted to spar the day after.

And so three mothers and one father got into their mansion’s open-air lawn, and began beating the shit out of each other.

Now, it was more nuanced than “beating each other” like some plebian pea...

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