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Necessary Corruption 35

Necessary Corruption
Chapter 35

-VB-

“... You have spies in my village,” the Hokage grunted. “Normally, that’s not something I hear from a noble.”

“People talk, Hokage-dono,” I chuckled dismissively. “Ninjas talk even more when they think that the peasant across the street can’t hear them.”

He didn’t say anything...

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An Arcanist in Karakura Town 43

An Arcanist in Karakura Town

Chapter 43

-VB-

I got my responses.

Aizen agreed to the ceasefire. Shinigamis agreed to the ceasefire.

The local magician-onmyouji … did not accept.

They ignored my warnings about a potential war that loomed over not just the material realm but the spiritual realms. In their rep...

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Swiss Arms 36

Swiss Arms
Chapter 36

-VB-

Sieg as he was known between what few friends he had thoroughly liked what he saw here in Fort Fluela.

Unlike what he had imagined a bloodthirsty warrior - who turned out to not be a bloodthirsty warrior - to be and keep around himself, Hans of Fluela was a deeply thoughtful man. It was what he s...

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Weekly Voting: Sept 18, 2022

I was surprised that I managed to do my usual load of writing with the workload I had. 

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Vice Bunker 16

Vice Bunker

Chapter 16

-VB-

The world outside… was doomed.

The last non-satellite internet connection was gone, and considering that the Simurgh liked her space, that meant all internet was gone. Even radio signals were sputtering out as radio towers fell one by one to asteroid strikes.

The furthest place we coul...

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Necessary Corruption 34

Necessary Corruption

Chapter 34

-VB-

Sarutobi Hiruzen, the Sandaime Hokage of Konohagakure and a noble vassal of the Daimyo of Fire, remained still and waited patiently for the response of the Daimyo of Fire’s unofficial left hand who served as liaison to Konohagakure.

Sitting across from him in this room was the Daimy...

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Necessary Corruption 33

Necessary Corruption

Chapter 33

-VB-

The first and second part of the exams were both not for public viewing.

It saddened me to not be able to see the efforts of the little kid-ninjas I’ve met in the Land of Waves and come to know while staying in Konohagakure, but such was the rules of the event. In fact, by the time ...

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Swiss Arms 35

Swiss Arms

Chapter 35

-VB-

“The bishop is here?”

It was one hell of a surprise.

“Soon, yes,” Deacon Benjamin replied. The man had shown up mere half an hour ago. I tried to be a good host to him, but apparently, he was merely here to inform me of the bishop’s surprise impending visit.

“For what re...

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An Arcanist in Karakura Town 42

An Arcanist in Karakura Town

Chapter 42

-VB-

The situation I found myself in was now stupidly stupid.

One, I have pissed off Shinigamis.

Two, I have pissed off Arrancars and Hollows.

Three, I have no allies in Europe unlike what I had hoped.

Four, the local magicians decided they wanted me dead for some...

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Weekly Voting: Sept 11, 2022

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Logical Irrationality 6

Logical Irrationality
Chapter 6

-VB-

It took me one day to set up all of the factories for bot production.

During that day, what factories were put to work started churning out Doxes and Bluehawks instead of fabricator bots, basic infantry and anti-land, air, and orbit units respectively. By the end of that same day that saw the constructio...

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Vice Bunker 15

Vice Bunker

Chapter 15

-VB-

When Vicky learned that there were three other women having sex with Alan and she met with them on a daily basis, she felt awkward real fast.

To her surprise, it was the fun and playful Kali, the one Alan trusted to be his advisor and administrator, who got her to start talki...

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Necessary Corruption 32

Necessary Corruption

Chapter 32

-VB-

“I see, so there was an assassination attempt on me yesterday,” I hummed.

I… didn’t expect it to come from Konohagakure, but Yina explained to me in great detail the current political and military structure of Konohagakure.

And I had to say that Konohagakure was frailer ...

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Necessary Corruption 31

Necessary Corruption

Chapter 31

-VB-

As time passed, other foreigners began to arrive at Konohagakure. Having taken one of the biggest residences, I chose this chance to network with them.

I invited a rich noble from the Land of Rice, a courtier from the Fire Daimyo’s court, Konohagakure’s own merchants and courtly l...

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Swiss Arms 34

Swiss Arms
Chapter 34

-VB-

It took me the rest of the year, but I managed to get the rest of the Compact to work towards my vision for our people’s future.

Of course, this wasn’t without its troubles.

A lack of a paved road to help facilitate trade between each of the villages made life extra hard. Fixing that within a year was no...

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Celestial Hymn 37

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 37

-VB-

They couldn’t keep their inner demons still for a full year.

Not even half a year.

I went out of my way to warn Stark, but the man was stubborn in a way wolves were not.

Wolves knew when to back the fuck off.

Starks, apparently despite having direwolves as part of their house flag, did not ...

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Weekly Voting: Sept 4, 2022

Hope all of you enjoy your Labor's Day (if you are from USA)! 

Swiss, back in!

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Vice Bunker 14 (NSFW)

Vice Bunker

Chapter 14 (NSFW)

-VB-

Vicky’s eyes drifted open for a moment and then snapped open as she realized that oh no, she actually fell asleep.

She froze as she felt … tentacles.

A lot of them.

Most of them were under her but some were on top of her like … in between her legs or u-u-under...

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Necessary Corruption 30 (NSFW)

Necessary Corruption

Chapter 30 (NSFW)

-VB-

In the manor somewhat distanced from the center of Konohagakure, Tsunami and I enjoyed our honeymoon.

I watched her back, one hand with a handful of her long hair and the other hand tightly gripping her waist, as my hips came around and round again to make her asscheeks clap.

Tsunami moaned throatily as my dick pistoned o...

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Celestial Hymn 36

Celestial Hymn

Chapter 36

-VB-

Just like in canon, Jon had sent both Stannis and Renly the information about his suspicions about the royal siblings.

Renly, obviously, was incensed by this - according to him in the letter I received two days ago - because one of his vassals was getting married to an incestous bastard without knowing about it.

Of course, he...

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An Arcanist in Karakura Town 41

An Arcanist in Karakura Town

Chapter 41

-VB-

Today was a great day.

And it wasn’t just because I woke up cuddling to both Tatsuki and Orihime and then spent the morning after breakfast in utterly debaucherous threesome with my two women.

No, no, no.

That would have today a “good” day but not a great one...

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Weekly Voting: August 28, 2022

Swiss, out!

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Dangerously Damaged 10

Dangerously Damaged

Chapter 10

-VB-

What was the definition of a country?

According to Wikipedia (from Earth Aleph), a country was a distinct territorial body, a state, a nation, or other political entity and that there was a sense of sovereignty the word carried.

A country was not part of another country. A countr...

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Vice Bunker 13

Vice Bunker

Chapter 13

-VB-

Vicky thought that Alan, or aka Yal’Manus to most people, was a fun guy.

The fact that he seemed to “grow” inside a cave also made him a fungi.

Argh, Amy’s humor was infecting her.

Still, it was a good thing that she thought of him as a fun guy because she was starting to l...

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The App 12

The App

Chapter 12

-VB-

[300AegeanTurds]: Look, friend. U no I cnt afford that much for what ur askin.

[Dohdohdoh]: I’m just a farmer who needs to pay his bills. It’s not my fault that your country’s more fucked up than the Turks.

[300AegeanTurds]: oi, it ain’t my fault that people who I didn’t fucking vo...

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Swiss Arms 33

Swiss Arms

Chapter 33

-VB-

While I went around collecting soil samples, I also visited the rest of the villages of the compact to gauge their reception to nail making. I got mixed responses.

For sure, Davos was up for it like Arnold and Alvia assured me. The same could not be said for the rest, especially villages furthe...

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Weekly Voting: Aug 21, 2022

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Wretched Joy 6

Wretched Joy
Chapter 6

-VB-

May 5th, 2010

Rune got in my sights by accident, and I took it as a blessing that it was.

With her gone, the Empire lost its highest mobility cape capable of moving their heavy hitters quickly. Her death reduced the Empire’s cape effectiveness - and thus their territorial integrity. The current t...

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Greedy Cataloger 11

Greedy Cataloger

Chapter 11

-VB-

Mercy was the prerogative of the strong, and I was not strong enough nor heroic enough to be able to save every single innocent individuals who had been turned into exotic bombs.

The only mercy I could give them was to turn them into ashes so that they could not cause damage to others. A ...

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Vice Bunker 12

Vice Bunker

Chapter 12

-VB-

“Yal’Manus,” Director Renick greeted me from across the table inside the PRT ENE’s headquarters, which was a normal office building in the middle of Downtown.

“Director,” I greeted back as he gestured for me to sit and I did.

With us in the room were Armsmaster and M...

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