Vandalvagabond

Hans von Fluelaberg...

Hans some time in the future.

An Arcanist in Karakura Town 45

An Arcanist in Karakura Town

Chapter 45

-VB-

Now that I had the onmyouji off my back, I didn’t have to worry about anyone else… for now.

In this small window of time that I had, I focused on Orihime and Tatsuki, because I didn’t know when I might be able to give them more of my time so readily. I didn’t do research or experimenting. I just … spent time with the...

Kick the Sphere 11

Kick the Sphere

Chapter 11 (interlude)

-VB-

They called her the elder.

Considering that she was now over a hundred years old, her title made sense. She’s seen generations come and go a few times. She’s seen it all. Before she had been the elder, she had been the advisor. Before she had been the advisor, she had been ...

Weekly Voting: Jan 15, 2023

Scrap Metal Philosophy 6

Scrap Metal Philosophy

Chapter 6

-VB-

Taylor heard the pinging off of Techscav’s armor before she heard the boom of the gunfire. It was a close thing.

That hand had also stretched over her face.

And then she saw and heard the bullet drop from Techscav’s armor hand.

It took her a moment to understand what ...

God of What? 15

God of What?

Chapter 15

-VB-

“You what?” Yor asked his original and did it with clear incredulity.

“You know the homeless living in the slums, right? I was walking around trying to get recruits, and then I had this fucking genius idea. What if I got them to join my familia! There’s plenty of young ones, too, so m...

Family Business 54

Family Business

Chapter 54

-VB-

Being back in Jorasmang City and Duchy proved to be more of a headache than it was a boon.

Just like last Saturday, I spent all of yesterday dealing with the people, nobles, merchants, and every interest group in my territory. Yes, interest groups. There were the usual financial-bent ones,...

Scrap Metal Philosophy 5

Scrap Metal Philosophy

Chapter 5

-VB-

The Merchants disappeared one day and no one knew how. Theories abound, of course. They got done in by someone, probably not any of the major or even minor gangs. An independent hero or vigilante, perhaps.

The PRT and the Protectorate ENE, of course, investigated as much as they coul...

Insistent Assistant 1

Commissioned by Kejmur

-VB-

Insistent Assistant

Chapter 1

-VB-

“So you’re in a pickle, huh?”

“Obviously,” I grumbled as I pulled at the fishing pole. The line went taut as I reeled in my breakfast.

By my side, my companion stared at the fish I brought up and grimaced....

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 59

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay

Chapter 59

-VB-

It was another morning and another …

I stared down at Olenna. My little daughter suckled on her bottle while Amy and Vicky slept in. It was a good thing that our daughter was not picky with food, just that she had easy and frequent access to it.

I should be thankf...

Swiss Arms 48

Swiss Arms

Chapter 48

-VB-

Fall was here again, and everyone out in the valley was busy with harvest.

However, this actually led to a new problem.

(It’s just problem after problem these days.)

See, people often worked as farmhands during fall because farmers tended to pay well for farmhands during the harve...

Weekly Voting: Jan 8, 2023

Wretched Joy 8

Wretched Joy

Chapter 8

-VB-

August 5, 2010

It wasn’t long before Everyday Joe began to terrorize the town.

… Sorry, he began to terrorize all of the criminals.

“The problem,” Armsmaster began after the introduction during this latest meeting about the latest cape to join the cape scene in Brockton Bay...

God of What? 14

God of What?

Chapter 14

-VB-

Yor found himself back in the Dungeon, but this time he was alone.

Because he had struck “LvL 2.” Of course, this was a ruse; though the original could grant a falna, Yor could not receive one because he was a part of the original. As such, what the original had done was thaumaturgically ...

Family Business 53

Family Business

Chapter 53

-VB-

The Harrowing came to an end.

It just … ended.

But I knew that it was because Vayne and the crew she went with must have succeeded. Now, I just had to wait for her to return.

However, the end of the Harrowing didn’t make the situation any better for me. My weakness had been...

Scrap Metal Philosophy 4

Scrap Metal Philosophy

Chapter 4

-VB-

Taylor found Techscav again only a week after the battle at Canberra.

“What are you doing?”

And just like before, she was puzzled by what he was doing.

“Working,” he grunted as he soldered two metal casings together. “The gun I used in the Simurgh battle got bus...

God of What? 13

God of What?

Chapter 13

-VB-

Hephaestus found herself staring up at Marris’s first child, Yor.

Yor looked down at her in surprise after having opened the door, dressed in his adventuring outfit of padded leather and steel helmet of some kind.

Actually, that helmet was a very old design. Effective still against we...

Kick the Sphere 10

Kick the Sphere

Chapter 10

-VB-

Rebecca - formerly Negev - looked me up and down before scoffing. “You’re not good enough.”

Had it been said in any other situation without any context that came prior to this statement, this would have been tantamount to a betrayal and confirmation of my own treasonous thoughts that...

Swiss Arms 47

A/N: a fresh perspective on all of this.

-VB-

Swiss Arms

Chapter 47

-VB-

Life could be shitty.

It was a phrase John learned from his warden and guardian, Hans of Fluela. It was just one of many things he learned from the man who killed his father.

Even though common sen...

AI Generated Images: Do or Do Not?

So all of you have gotten a taste of the kinds of AI-Generated Images I can make using a bit of a modified version of NaI Diffusion. 

Should I keep doing it or not? Does it interfere with your experience or enhance it? I want some feedbacks on this. 

Weekly Voting: January 1, 2023

Wow. 

It's now three years since I began my Patreon, and I am happy to say that I could not have reached this far without you guys. 

Let's keep going! 

Worm Pics: Taylor

I have so many stories where Taylor is getting dicked but I haven't put up much, uh, sights of her. So I spent the last six hours with my image-generator to fix that.

Big Titty Taylor, Big Booty Taylor, Canon Size Taylor, Taylor with clothes, Taylor in the nude, Taylor whatever! I've got a lot for you to see and download as you please.

These pics aren't for specific stories...

Kick the Sphere 9

A/N: FINALLY finishing moving, setting up everything, and got settled down. *raises Starbucks coffee* here’s to a year and a half in Arizona.

Happy New Year!

-VB-

Kick the Sphere

Chapter 9

-VB-

I looked up at the dark clouds above me.

A flash of cold hit my nose, and...

Swiss Arms 46

Swiss Arms

Chapter 46

-VB-

This was a rare event.

Leon looked on as the lord of the castle faced off against would-be winners of the prize. Five of them stood within a sand ring in the circle in front of the castle’s wooden walls. Around the ring were a lot of the other contestants and onlookers like Leon himself.

Weekly Voting: Dec 25, 2022

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Unfortunately, there is a good chance that I will be out of commission due to moving that I will be doing (which includes 20+ hours of driving), so if the updates are limited this week, please understand and thank you! 

Swiss Arms and Kick the Sphere back in!

The App 14

The App

Chapter 14

-VB-

-The Zoo- Chat

(the super secret chat room within the Tavern that Mel operates personally where people she picked out comes to discuss anything and everything while within the confines of Mel’s strict rules on Equivalent Exchange and Secrecy)

[Grey Rat]: Bruh, was it any of us who bought t...

God of What? 12

God of What?

Chapter 12

-VB-

Hephaestus wasn’t sure what to think about her friend’s “roommate.”

A part of it was the fact that “Alan Marris” was an unknown. Another part of it was the fact that she hadn’t heard back from Hestia in some time. For like a week.

Maybe it was her curiosity getting to her ...

Scrap Metal Philosophy 3

Scrap Metal Philosophy

Chapter 3

-VB-

Taylor didn’t go to join the Simurgh battle when the Endbringer came down on Canberra.

But the first cape she ever talked to after becoming a cape herself, Techscav, did. A Tinker decided to go and join the fight against the Simurgh.

She felt ashamed about that, but ...

Family Business 52

Family Business

Chapter 52

-VB-

“HA!” I yelled as I brought the practice sword down upon the training dummy.

Without my magic and bereft of any enchanted equipment, I was physically average. What that did was put me into coma and a long recovery since my last battle, and I found that to be unacceptable.

So now,...

Vice Bunker 28

Finally, we return to Sophia Hess

-VB-

Vice Bunker

Chapter 28

-VB-

When I finally allowed myself to appear before Sophia, I saw and felt no pity.

Sophia looked like a mess. Her disheveled hair, wild eyes, and the slight tremor across her whole body showed just how close she was to breaking. O...