Vandalvagabond

Weekly Voting: March 3, 2024

Starting the vote a little early. 2 voted chapters, 3 commission chapters this week.

Better Gardening 5

Better Gardening

Chapter 5

-VB-

The Italian Peninsula before humans settled in it … it was beautiful.

Instead of rolling hills, mountains, and river valleys filled to the brim with human towns, farms, and ruins, it was an untouched land of old growth temperate rainforests, grass-filled river valleys, and greenery as far as my eyes could show me.

And marring this ...

Chaotic Clusterfuck 4 (NSFW)

Chaotic Clusterfuck

Chapter 4 (NSFW)

-VB-

“Fuck, yes, fuck, fuck, YESSS~!” the hot redheaded MILF under me squealed as I railed into her. I had her wrists pinned above her and her legs wrapped around my waist. My free hand squeezed her tit and pinched her nipple as hard as I wanted, which was just hard enough to make her scream my name. “F-fuck me harder, A-Alan~!”

Debauchery Worlds 22

Debauchery Worlds

Chapter 22

-VB-

6A2 (Alan Marris clone)

In-Transit to Proserpina IV

2981.03.28

The worst part about having the tech but laying low in this universe was its slow travel time.

The original Catepillar heavy freighter we obtained and redesigned to our Crawdad mining ships was capa...

Kick the Sphere 29

Kick the Sphere

Chapter 29

-VB-

The Battle of Dansur

Prelude

The cause for the Battle of Dansur lay in the Decimation of Betelgeuse and the appearance of light warships.

The sudden destruction of Betelgeuse shocked all of the Inner Sphere but more so the Capellan Confederation and the Free Worlds League. Vide...

Celestial Hymn 58

Celestial Hymn

Chapter 58

-VB-

Stannis Baratheon

As words filtered in, Stannis began to realize just how big Lord Marris truly was. He had an idea when he saw the skyship and how Lord Marris exchanged a few days in bed to crush an army in the thousands. He saw the portals that connected Brownspear and King’s Landing. H...

Weekly Voting: Feb 25, 2024

Double update this week.

I'll be traveling this week. One 12~14 hour drive, and then a 16+ hour flight. Depending on my condition, there might be delays or outright lack of posts. Sorry in advance if that happens.

Also, Swiss Arms and Lewd Cultivator out. Again. Huh.

Better Gardening 4

Commissioned by Kejmur

Better Gardening

Chapter 4

-VB-

According to the articles, textbooks, and information Station NLS-9 had on the Pleistocene Era (Ply Stow Seen, Ply Stow Seen, Ply Stow can’t fucking remember Seen), this was the error where humanity supposedly originated in. And since I was on a version of Earth wh...

Chaotic Clusterfuck 3

Chaotic Clusterfuck

Chapter 3

-VB-

So.

I slept with the mother of the first minor antagonist.

And goddamn she was a good lay.

More than that? I think I was going to keep fucking her. What’s a decade-plus age difference when she still looked like she was in her late 20s and early 30s?

“You�...

Debauchery Worlds 21

Debauchery Worlds

Chapter 21

-VB-

Rachael Jamakawa

General of AFFS in charge of the 41st Avalon Hussars

Military Governor of David System and David II

2981.03.20

David II

All preparations were complete, and nothing else could change in the immediate future in terms of their invasion outfit.

...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 70: interlude

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay

Chapter 70: Interlude PRT/Protectorate ENE

-VB-

Director James Tagg

He did not think Rabbit would go ballistic over a mere hour of waiting. PRT’s profile on the independent hero, fact-checked and added to by WATCHDOG Thinkers and regular analysts alike, and the PRT personnel and Protec...

Celestial Hymn 57

Celestial Hymn

Chapter 57

-VB-

Alan Marris

As my ship leisurely flew north to my next target, I thought about what my life would be like after this. Oddly enough, I just realized that this was the easy part.

Yeah, laser-slicing dragons and inferior Mongols and planning to bomb the White Walkers was the eas...

Swiss Arms 89

Swiss Arms

Chapter 89

-VB-

Hans von Fluelaberg

Klosters was arguably the town that benefitted the third most within the Compact from the increase in traffic and trade. The first would obviously be the Davos-Fluelaberg (the shortest distance between Kraft’s village and my town was no more than a kilometer) and the secon...

Weekly Voting: February 18, 2024

Going for triple update.

Better Gardening 3

Commissioned by Kejmur

Better Gardening

Chapter 3

-VB-

Narco was nice.

For a giant prehistoric alligator.

Rule One of animal care, I heard from Mana, was to respect the animal. It may be my Guardian. It may be a genetically altered specimen that made it much more docile than his kin. It may b...

Chaotic Clusterfuck 2

Commissioned by Definitely Not Dio

Chaotic Clusterfuck

Chapter 2

-VB-

I had no money.

This meant that I couldn’t rent out a motel room to sleep comfortably.

I was homeless. I’ve been so caught up in my situation and new life that I completely forgot about the most basic needs of life: she...

Stomato-class Patrol (Drop)Ship

"An angry beat stick." - General Rachael Jamakawa, post Invasion of Proserpina 2981.

Built by the Marris Mercenary Company as their main transport and naval power, the Stomato-class Patrol Ship was not named for the color of its hull but the shortened name for the order of Crustaceans (Stomatopoda) that Mantis Shrimps on Earth belong to. Because the Marris Company wants this ship to be mu...

Debauchery Worlds 20

Commissioned by Southmonk

Debauchery Worlds

Chapter 20

-VB-

Major Michael Anderson

2981.03.01

Orders came from the top brass.

The 41st Avalon Hussars were to invade Proserpina IV, one of the most heavily contested Draconis Combine border worlds that served as a minor prefecture civilian capital and comm...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 69

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay

Chapter 69 (YEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~!!!!!! nice)

-VB-

Alan Marris

“Yeah, well, why don’t you come in here and talk to me yourself?” I asked him. “I find it weird that you’re not here. Shouldn’t the new ENE director be more open with one of the strongest capes in the city … who is...

Celestial Hymn 56

Celestial Hymn

Chapter 56

-VB-

Daenerys Targaryen

The invasion of Dragonstone had gone off without a hitch, and she and her Dothrakis now rested before the final journey to mainland Westeros.

Though she had wanted to burn all of the ships leaving the island, the islanders had sighted them long before she would have...

Swiss Arms 88

Swiss Arms

Chapter 88

-VB-

Hans von Fluelaberg

Christmas came and went. It was honestly the biggest celebration, even bigger than the feast I hosted. With my people's still growing wealth, they wanted to celebrate Christmas in a more boisterous manner, and we just … did. We filled the entire valley with laughter, food,...

Weekly Voting: February 11, 2024

Triple update again.

The list grows.

The Altered Bet: 20 years after First Impact

Shit is really fucked up.

-Map for Chaotic Clusterfuck

Chaotic Clusterfuck 1

Commissioned by Definitely Not Dio

Chaotic Clusterfuck

Chapter 1

-VB-

We all talk about America.

America!

It’s where everything happens!

America!

It’s where the U.S.A. is!

America!

The greatest land on Earth!

America!

The home of the first hero!

America!

The...

Better Gardening 2

Commissioned by Kejmur

Better Gardening

Chapter 2

-VB-

I now knew my purpose and found myself … questioning.

I didn’t question that I chose to partake in this. It was exciting. I may not remember anything but I feel something akin to an agreement welling up within me as I accepted my p...

Debauchery Worlds 19

Commissioned by Southmonk

Debauchery Worlds

Chapter 19

-VB-

Kyuma Fumio

2006.12.17 (Earth Gate) [roughly 2981.02.13]

“You did what?” Fumio muttered in utter shock.

“They were just mercenaries!” his fellow LDP member Tokoma Ryudou snapped.

“And that justifies bypassing me when I ...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 68

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay

Chapter 68

-VB-

I … did not get a hero’s welcome.

Oh yes, the Slaughterhouse Nine got gutted by a single person. This wasn’t something anyone accomplished in ever. People were ecstatic that the Slaughterhouse Nine got jumped and gutted like they did. On top of tha...

Swiss Arms 87

Swiss Arms

Chapter 87

-VB-

Hans von Fluelaberg

If my wife wanted to learn how to fight to protect herself, then was I going to refuse? No, I wouldn’t. Certain other men might take offense and tell their wives no because they would incorrectly infer that their wives considered their protection to be lacking, but Isabell...

Farmer, Not Jedi? 5 (NSFW)

Farmer, Not Jedi?

Chapter 5 (NSFW)

-VB-

“So… I just have to do something I have been doing my entire life? Kill to live?’

The giant one-eyed monster in front of him - who wore an immaculate “suit” of fine fabric and colors on the other side of the table with more papers than Bjorn ever seen in his life - nodded...

Weekly voting: Feb 4, 2024

Lewd Cultivator and Swiss Arms are back in.

Gonna go for another triple voter update.