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We're Live Pal %% Not a Damn Chance Burger

Our Heroes take it to Home Brew Austin for a LIVE episode of 100% Eat where they eat and review Not a Damn Chance Burger. This Austin spot is expanding but is it worth the price? Can you take a guess at how much 4 burgers and 2 fries cost here? It's really something. Enjoy Nick being the most placid you've ever seen him. Also enjoy Mikey's abs. Unhinged. The Switchfork & two new shirts come...

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We're Live Pal %% Not a Damn Chance Burger

Our Heroes take it to Home Brew Austin for a LIVE episode of 100% Eat where they eat and review Not a Damn Chance Burger. This Austin spot is expanding but is it worth the price? Can you take a guess at how much 4 burgers and 2 fries cost here? It's really something. Enjoy Nick being the most placid you've ever seen him. Also enjoy Mikey's abs. Unhinged.

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Not a Damn Chance Burger

On tomorrow’s episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes give it a damn chance.

Plus we’ll be live Tuesday at 1pm CT for the release of the Switchfork and 2 new shirts!

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Live Episode Food

On tomorrows LIVE episode of 100% Eat at homebrewaustin, Our Heroes review Not a Damn Chance Burger

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Sauce Stealin Family Members: Face Jam Animated | 100% Archive

The Sauce Monkey has his father in law over for dinner, only for him to steal some of his beloved sauce right from under his nose. Enjoy this Face Jam Animated from the 100% Archive.

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New Office Tour | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

3, 2, 1, GO! It’s the new office and you get the first look. So much space for activities (stepbrothers (2008)) and so much gameplay of the new Mario Kart World so enjoy a jam packed episode that maybe isn’t thrilling to look at BUT WILL BE on July 1 at 1pm CT! Switchforks plus 2 new shirts on sale & we do a live 100% Treat!

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New Office Tour | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

3, 2, 1, GO! It’s the new office and you get the first look. So much space for activities (stepbrothers (2008)) and so much gameplay of the new Mario Kart World so enjoy a jam packed episode that maybe isn’t thrilling to look at BUT WILL BE on July 1 at 1pm CT! Switchforks plus 2 new shirts on sale & we do a live 100% Treat!

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Cinnamon Roll: The Graysie Mission - Ride Along Cici's Pizza

Our Heroes give you a JUMBO ride along this week. In a last second pivot, they've stolen the cinnamon rolls and they are taking them to Graysie who could not make it to Cici's. Enjoy this reeeeaalllly long episode to put a bow on our last office. Say goodbye to F-114. Wait are we allowed to say that?

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Cici’s Cinnamon Rolls

Exclusive for you, here’s how we got the cinnamon rolls out of Cici’s

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Cici’s Pizza Buffet

Our Heroes finally give the Sauce Monkey what he wants and go to Cici’s Pizza Buffet. Is this all you can eat feast fit for Bug Kings or will the Sauce Monkey eat his words?

New 100% Eat is out now.

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Sauce Monkey Finally Gets a Win %% Cici's Pizza Buffet

Our Heroes, benevolently, take the Sauce Monkey to Cici's so he'll stop crowing about it. This pizza buffet has seen better days but it's still alive and kicking, plus there's a bunch of people here for a mid day lunch. Michael is falling apart, Nick tells us that we should have done well after we left, and we all recount Graysie not being there physically but pretty much there in every other w...

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Sauce Monkey Finally Gets a Win %% Cici's Pizza Buffet

Our Heroes, benevolently, take the Sauce Monkey to Cici's so he'll stop crowing about it. This pizza buffet has seen better days but it's still alive and kicking, plus there's a bunch of people here for a mid day lunch. Michael is falling apart, Nick tells us that we should have done well after we left, and we all recount Graysie not being there physically but pretty much there in every other w...

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On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes hit the buffet

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Behind the Scenes: Face Jam LIVE In Chicago

From waaaaaaaaaay back in the archive, we present to you, for the first time ever publicly, our Behind the Scenes doc of our Chicago live show. Our Heroes hit the road (not in the van) and take Chicago by storm! Join Michael, Jordan, Eric and the Sauce Monkey, as they travel to the windy city, explore all it has to offer, and cook up an episode of Face Jam LIVE in front of an audience of loyal ...

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He's Rubber, You're Glue. Fuck you. | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Fern Gully. Nostalgia Con. Rocco's Modern Life. Switch 2. Mario Kart. Real World. Midnight. Vegas. Kara. Our Heroes talk everything. Enjoy this one because you deserve it. This is a real podcast.

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He's Rubber, You're Glue. Fuck you. | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Fern Gully. Nostalgia Con. Rocco's Modern Life. Switch 2. Mario Kart. Real World. Midnight. Vegas. Kara. Our Heroes talk everything. Enjoy this one because you deserve it. This is a real podcast.

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Sauce Monkey vs Goku: Death Battle- Ride Along Papa Johns

Our Heroes talk about Anacrime and the theft of Labubu. We also break down Burger King and how much it tastes like fake smoke. Gross. You're gross. Anyway, who should the Sauce Monkey fight in Death Battle? You can hear his big smile the whole time.

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Papa Johns Cheddar Crust Pizza & Cheddar Cheesesticks

Our Heroes return to Papa Johns to try the quietly added cheddar crust pizza. We also get these cheddar cheesesticks which is like if pizza was deconstructed. Why did they make these?

New 100% Eat is out now.

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The Day of Reckoning is Here? %% Papa Johns Cheddar Crust Pizza & Cheddar Cheesesticks

Our Heroes head back to Papa Johns, which is not owned by Papa John, to try this Cheddar Crust pizza. Is it worth your time? Is it worth our time? Why did they make this? Which one of us is still screaming about Cici’s? You know who. Switchforks and TWO NEW SHIRTS on sale July 1 only at https://100percenteat.store

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The Day of Reckoning is Here? %% Papa Johns Cheddar Crust Pizza & Cheddar Cheesesticks

Our Heroes head back to Papa Johns, which is not owned by Papa John, to try this Cheddar Crust pizza. Is it worth your time? Is it worth our time? Why did they make this? Which one of us is still screaming about Cici’s? You know who.
Switchforks and TWO NEW SHIRTS on sale July 1 only at https://100percenteat.store

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Papa Johns

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes reckon with the day

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Graysie's Holiday Snacks | 100% Archive

Nick got some chips and Eric is not a caddy but those things don't matter because Graysie got Our Heroes some snacks. Also some holiday red bull and we start talking about soft pretzels. This falls apart.

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Doing the Ads? | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

You paid for this. Do you need the perfect gift for your dad this fathers day (unless you're like Michael) then you want to watch this episode and see what's up. Is this Michael's last father's day? Don't buy Dim Erics.

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Doing the Ads? | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

You paid for this. Do you need the perfect gift for your dad this fathers day (unless you're like Michael) then you want to watch this episode and see what's up. Is this Michael's last father's day? Don't buy Dim Erics.

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Lilo & Stitch kind of sucked? - Ride Along Burger King

Board your dragon (Eric’s Hyundai) and ride along with Our Heroes on their way back from BK with the food. They talk live action remakes, Lilo & Stitch, explain how to train your dragon to Eric, and realize this burger is just a whopper. TAKE FLIGHT!

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Burger King How to Train Your Dragon Menu

Our Heroes, due to your votes, return to Burger King to train the How to Train Your Dragon menu. Why isn’t this burger spicy? This might be a tiny tacos situation.

New 100% Eat is out now.

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It's NOT Spicy? %% Burger King How to Train Your Dragon Meal

Our Heroes, because of you, return to Burger King, because of you, to try the new How to Train Your Dragon Menu, because of you. You did this. This meal includes a red burger, reddish mozarella sticks, a lightish red drink, and a sundae without nuts. Only one thing is spicy. Can we train this meal or does BK get knocked down a peg again. It still tastes like that huh?
And next week we'll be ...

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It's NOT Spicy? %% Burger King How to Train Your Dragon Meal

Our Heroes, because of you, return to Burger King, because of you, to try the new How to Train Your Dragon Menu, because of you. You did this. This meal includes a red burger, reddish mozarella sticks, a lightish red drink, and a sundae without nuts. Only one thing is spicy. Can we train this meal or does BK get knocked down a peg again. It still tastes like that huh?
And next week we'll be ...

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Burger King

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, you did this again

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Graysie vs KFC Toothpaste | 100% Treat

Our Heroes are joined by Graysie to taste taste some killer sodas, PB&J reese's, drink from the piss cup, a slurpee nut, and take a preview of Tony's Treats. Graysie hates the oreo also. There's a lot going on and its a mess.
And if you want to be featured in 100% Treat, you can! Send treats to Our Heroes at
100% Treat
PO 143241
Austin TX, 78714

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