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EXCLUSIVE Ghost Video

To get you ready for Madame Web watchalong TONIGHT AT 6pm on Discord: here’s a video from the Road Trip we unearthed while in a haunted hotel late at night.

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Madame Web Watchalong

Our Heroes grabbed some Busty’s (not what it sounds like) and settled in to watch Madame Web (2024). Forced to confront her past, Cassandra Webb, a Manhattan paramedic that may have clairvoyant abilities, forms a relationship with three young women destined for powerful futures, if they can survive their threatening present.
Madame Web is (currently) on Netflix so put it on and sync it up ...

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Lunch at Busty's (it's not what it sounds like) | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Another out and about episode of the Michael, Jordan Podcast but this time it's an Eric pick. Busty's is a place we've been near a few times but never ventured to. Our Heroes slam some burgers and some really good sides. This isn't an Austin institution but it's probably going to become a regular spot. We try to solve riddles and talk MGS. Grab a drink, thanks for the support. Give a friend a s...

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Lunch at Busty's (it's not what it sounds like) | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Another out and about episode of the Michael, Jordan Podcast but this time it's an Eric pick. Busty's is a place we've been near a few times but never ventured to. Our Heroes slam some burgers and some really good sides. This isn't an Austin institution but it's probably going to become a regular spot. We try to solve riddles and talk MGS. Grab a drink, thanks for the support. Give a friend a s...

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35 The Long Way? - Ride Along Chili's

Does advertising work? Just did. It's a short ride from Chili's but we're still giving you the best Ride Along possible. Relive RTX memories from a Double Tree and how the changes in Graysie occurred. Jack Bauer whisper style distractions aside, Jordan appreciates the whole thing. Go back and watch last week's Michael, Jordan Podcast to get the full experience. Nick's a freeK.

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Madame Web Pre-Stream

Michael’s late so Jordan, Eric, and Nick start the stream for YOU and eat some Busty’s. Oh Michael’s here and he brought a tv but we already have a tv. Too bad! New tv build time and hanging out just for the sickos here on Patreon. We love throwing the bonus stuff up here for you. Thanks for your support.

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Chili’s Autumn Breeze Marg & Reese’s Pie

Our Heroes head to Chili’s to get their hands on their limited time autumn breeze marg (their word, not Eric’s) and the Reese’s pie. You know there’s a triple dipper in there too. Is Chili’s really the new hotness or is it old and busted?

New 100% Eat is out now.

Patreon exclusive photos: Jordan eating pie

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The Graysie Hangover %% Chili's Autumn Breeze Marg & Peanut Butter Pie

Our Heroes want their baby back baby back baby back margs? The day they recorded this is the day after they saw Graysie so this whole thing is a whirlwind. It's triple dipper time but everyone gets wings. Hey four eyes, grab a marg yourself and talk with this fast forward waiter nownownowNOW! And grab some merch before the holidays 2024-12-03 14:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

The Graysie Hangover %% Chili's Autumn Breeze Marg & Peanut Butter Pie

Our Heroes want their baby back baby back baby back margs? The day they recorded this is the day after they saw Graysie so this whole thing is a whirlwind. It's triple dipper time but everyone gets wings. Hey four eyes, grab a marg yourself and talk with this fast forward waiter nownownowNOW!

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Chili’s

On tomorrow’s episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes see what all the fuss is about

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PF Chang’s Ride Along 2023 | 100% Archive

Continuing PF Chang’s week, here’s a throw back from 2023! In their first Ride Along after having already eaten the food (and drunken the drinks as you can tell,) Our Heroes head back to the studio to record the episode. Joined by Graysie, who gets to sit in the front seat, this half in the bag Ride Along has a lot of ideas, a lot of questions, and a lot of people talking over each other ex...

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Graysie Takes Over | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

We're rolling up to the Sonic Burger because Graysie wants to and Michael had to go to the Thinkery. Graysie places everyone's order, picking a gross drink for Jordan that Nick decides he wants it so bad that he screams about it like a manic ape. We're the Real Housewives of Utah. Watch Nick get the worst brainfreeze of his life and catch up with Graysie about her allergies which she does not r...

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Graysie Takes Over | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

We're rolling up to the Sonic Burger because Graysie wants to and Michael had to go to the Thinkery. Graysie places everyone's order, picking a gross drink for Jordan that Nick decides he wants it so bad that he screams about it like a manic ape. We're the Real Housewives of Utah. Watch Nick get the worst brainfreeze of his life and catch up with Graysie about her allergies which she does not r...

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Graysie Eats 7 Fortune Cookies - Ride Along PF Chang's

Graysie really eats 7 fortune cookies and will become a doctor. Crumbs everywhere. We've got an axe to grind. Did you smoke something? Listen to Graysie open these zots. Is this doing ASMR? Nick hates it.

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Thank You

Thank you for showing up for our watchalong, our Food Courts, and all of our podcasts. We appreciate you and all your support.

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TODAY AT 6PM CT

Join the discord and watchalong with us. We’ll be showing the movie and watching with chat. VOD will be out later for everyone but you don’t want to miss Madame Web. Okay well maybe you do but you don’t want to miss Our Heroes watching Madame Web with YOU!

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HangTime Defends Fazoli's

In what was originally going to be part of this week's Michael, Jordan Podcast, here's a phone call we have with Shaun and Greyson, two guys whose names are hard to spell. Michael found out that they love Fazoli's and we need to get to the bottom of this. Check out HangTime: https://www.twitch.tv/hangtime

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PF Chang’s Golden Feast

Our Heroes take Graysie out for their annual PF Chang’s feast. Will this year’s offering hold up against Holiday Menus of the past or does this chicken feast run afoul? You can do anything. What are you talking about?

New 100% Eat episode is out now!

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Graysie Throws Out the Format %% PF Chang's Golden Feast

Our Heroes take Graysie to their annual PF Chang's holiday menu feast. What's with all this fried chicken? Is this what the holiday menu is? At least there's drinks, sort of. Graysie plays with the food then looks up animated characters that look like their voice actors. She's in Kazooie mode for this one and she does ASMR. Viva La Vegas. Eat your heart out, Michael's water company.
Give the...

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Graysie Throws Out the Format %% PF Chang's Golden Feast

Our Heroes take Graysie to their annual PF Chang's holiday menu feast. What's with all this fried chicken? Is this what the holiday menu is? At least there's drinks, sort of. Graysie plays with the food then looks up animated characters that look like their voice actors. She's in Kazooie mode for this one and she does ASMR. Viva La Vegas. Eat your heart out, Michael's water company.

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YouTube Shorts

We’ve been uploading a lot of YouTube shorts lately, short snack reviews for different weird stuff we find. They usually don’t get posted over here because we don’t want to overwhelm your feed with these but let us know if we should. Either way check out our YouTube channel to catch up on reviews if yo...

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P.F. Chang’s

On tomorrow’s episode of 100% Eat, it’s a holiday tradition

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Nebraskin For Cinnamon Rolls & Chili %% Food Court

From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about chili dipped cinnamon rolls, if soup is food, red wine and chocolate milk (wilk?) plus MORE!
If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday.
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Serious Cotton

Listen to the Michael, Jordan Podcast however you can

🎥 ccrunaway

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Madame Web Watchalong

Join Our Heroes in watching Madame Web on Discord on Wednesday November 27 at 6pm CT. Jump on at Bug tier or above and get in the discord.

Or gift a friend a subscription so they can watch it too.

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What Kind of Rig You Pulling Cotton On? | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

We really get into smoking with Nick. It appears that you never stop missing cigarettes and we get into the nitty gritty. We also talk about Cigar Club, taste test Skittles drinks that look bootleg, Jack Lemon, steroids videos, and where to start in Elden Ring. We've been having fun with this show. It's like all the other parts of 100% Eat that aren't the food and you can gift a friend a sub so...

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What Kind of Rig You Pulling Cotton On? | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

We really get into smoking with Nick. It appears that you never stop missing cigarettes and we get into the nitty gritty. We also talk about Cigar Club, taste test Skittles drinks that look bootleg, Jack Lemon, steroids videos, and where to start in Elden Ring. We've been having fun with this show. It's like all the other parts of 100% Eat that aren't the food and you can gift a friend a sub so...

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4 Giant Sandwich Reveal - Ride Along Jersey Mike's

Eric bought these big sandwiches and there was a guy at the shop that hated him. We get into a philosophical discussion of public embarrassment plus Jordan's mexico trip. What's up with Matt Gaetz head though? How is the news moving so fast? KEYS! That's on me.

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Food Court PRE-STREAM Technical Difficulties

Order in the court, the Food Cou- hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Oh the sound isn't working? Uhhhhhhhh okay hang on. Is it working now? No? Okay wait uhhhh hang on. Enjoy this video for the Sickos of our prestream difficulties. You can read the chat, see the faces, and hear us when we get... some of it working.

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Jersey Mike’s Pastrami

Our Heroes take on Jersey Mike’s new pastrami sandwiches and Eric orders 4 giant sandwiches. Why? We don’t know but we do know Nick goes home with A LOT of leftovers. Does this pastrami cut the mustard or is it deli trash?

New 100% Eat is out now!

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