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Michael vs Taco Bell Taco Pass

Back when we were Face Jam, Michael vowed to make his money back on the Taco Bell Taco Pass. We present it to you now. Sorry it took so long. We lost our jobs.

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Did We Record in a Snow Storm? | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Our Heroes assume they'll be fine on the day it snows. We weren't. Either way, we talk a lot about snow day memories and driving with chains on. Some of us are more adept than others. Jeff the Shark has a winter outfit and Eric is trying to figure out how to make 100% Eat pay for his Marvel Rival skins. Lots of Dark Souls and Indiana Jones talk here too. We're freewheelin.

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Did We Record in a Snow Storm? | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Our Heroes assume they'll be fine on the day it snows. We weren't. Either way, we talk a lot about snow day memories and driving with chains on. Some of us are more adept than others. Jeff the Shark has a winter outfit and Eric is trying to figure out how to make 100% Eat pay for his Marvel Rival skins. Lots of Dark Souls and Indiana Jones talk here too. We're freewheelin.

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Who's Frodo - Tim Hortons Ride Along

Our Heroes are on the return journey back to the studio after a second breakfast at Tim Hortons. Eric almost crashes the car. We also don't stop at McDonald's and Nick doesn't know anything about Lord of the Rings. Nick also justifies eating all the scraps. It's Monkey Money. Why'd you stop?

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Tim Hortons

It’s snowing in Austin so Our Heroes see the Canadian vibes through by checking out Tim Hortons. Is the great white north’s breakfast spot worth venturing to or is it more of the great white hype?

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Canada's Burger King? %% Tim Hortons

Our Heroes run for the border, but this time it's north as they take on Tim Hortons. The sandwich they were gonna get wasn't there but who cares. They've never been and there's only one in town so they enjoy a selection of goods including the cheesy chicken melt. Don't worry, Nick makes his monkey money on everyone else's food and he's got some donut holes for a job well done.

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Canada's Burger King? %% Tim Hortons

Our Heroes run for the border, but this time it's north as they take on Tim Hortons. The sandwich they were gonna get wasn't there but who cares. They've never been and there's only one in town so they enjoy a selection of goods including the cheesy chicken melt. Don't worry, Nick makes his monkey money on everyone else's food and he's got some donut holes for a job well done.

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Watch Along: Texas vs Ohio St

Get ready for tonight's College Football Championship game by watching Nick, Jordan, and sometimes Michael as they watch the College Football Semifinal game between Nick's beloved Texas Longhorns and Michael's(?) beloved Ohio State Buckeyes. He says he's a big fan but I'm pretty sure he's just rooting for them to piss off Nick.

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Tim Horton’s

On this weeks episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes head north of the border

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The Face Jam Van | 100% Archive

Remember when Our Heroes had to scrimp and save? Remember when Our Heroes finally got a van? Remember when that van didn't work? RELIVE every thrilling moment as we dig into the archive and present the Face Jam Van video. Marvel at the monkey behind the wheel then in the passenger seat with our homie who owns a tow truck.

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We Do Play a Verbal Game | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Our Heroes are filled with pretzel (well maybe not) and ready to do another podcast with Graysie. In this episode, they talk about what Graysie's been up to, dry January some more, and they eventually get to a verbal game of Mad Libs which Graysie is thrilled about. We should really keep more pens in this office.

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We Do Play a Verbal Game | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Our Heroes are filled with pretzel (well maybe not) and ready to do another podcast with Graysie. In this episode, they talk about what Graysie's been up to, dry January some more, and they eventually get to a verbal game of Mad Libs which Graysie is thrilled about. We should really keep more pens in this office.

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No Cursing with Graysie's Gifts - Kerbey Lane Ride Along

Graysie's wearing some tall shoes and Nick calls Eric names. Our Heroes fill Graysie in on Chris news and Graysie gets zots & gifts. Graysie gets $4 and toys and treats. Who sent that Pluffle by the way? Thanks!

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Kerbey Lane Texas Twist Pretzel Platter

Our Heroes call in pretzel expert Graysie to try the new Kerbey Lane Texas Twist Pretzel Platter. Is this a quality pretzel being served at a diner or does the platter part spoil the mood?

New 100% Eat is out now.

Ride Along with Graysie on Thursday and a Michael, Jordan Podcast on Friday with Graysie where we play a verbal game

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Graysie Saved You Some Pretzel %% Kerbey Lane Texas Twist Pretzel Platter

Our Heroes found out that local diner chain Kerbey Lane is doing a pretzel so they called in local pretzel expert Graysie to get to the bottom of this. This once 24 hour diner has expanded and cut hours but their seasonal menu usually comes up with some surprising inclusions. Is this pretzel worth your time? What's with the meats? Did you want the last bite? Too slow, idiot. We think Graysie at...

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Graysie Saved You Some Pretzel %% Kerbey Lane Texas Twist Pretzel Platter

Our Heroes found out that local diner chain Kerbey Lane is doing a pretzel so they called in local pretzel expert Graysie to get to the bottom of this. This once 24 hour diner has expanded and cut hours but their seasonal menu usually comes up with some surprising inclusions. Is this pretzel worth your time? What's with the meats? Did you want the last bite? Too slow, idiot. We think Graysie at...

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Kerbey Lane

On tomorrows episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes and Graysie get it twisted

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Taco Bell Tribulations: Face Jam Animated | 100% Archive

It's not all fun and games going to Taco Bell, sometimes you have to lose a shoe. And drive past the Taco Bell. Then yell about it.

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Awesome Episode Done Regular Speed | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Our Heroes get into a lot of video game discussion plus talk about Lord of the Rings. You love it, you little nerd. They talk about AGDQ too and that gets you so freaking crazy Denny's tip style doesn't it? Zelda? Subathon? Calling Alfredo in the middle of it? Nick looking at feet and cooking? WE GOT IT ALL!

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Awesome Episode Done Regular Speed | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Our Heroes get into a lot of video game discussion plus talk about Lord of the Rings. You love it, you little nerd. They talk about AGDQ too and that gets you so freaking crazy Denny's tip style doesn't it? Zelda? Subathon? Calling Alfredo in the middle of it? Nick looking at feet and cooking? WE GOT IT ALL!

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Everyone Listens to Nick - Taco Bell Ride Along

Our Heroes are headed to Taco Bell to place their order in person with big Taco Bell ipads but what are they ordering exactly? Nick will tell you and you will listen to him and that's what we're getting. Nobody lives at the office. Don't worry about that part. This is a looooooong one because we're waiting for our food. Everything is discussed and there's just a lot of hanging out. Enjoy!

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COMMENTARY on Graysie Throws Out the Format %% PF Chang's Golden Feast

Our Heroes have decided to do commentary on an episode. We don't know if this is gonna work. Maybe hearing the episode while we talk over it will make you insane? We're not sure but we definitely have a lot to say about this episode. Watch this one and let us know what you think. Is this a new format we should try every so often? Which episodes do you want commentary for?

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Taco Bell Chicken Nuggets

Our Heroes run for the border (again) to check out Taco Bell’s new chicken nuggets. These tortilla chip breaded protein bombs are filling but are they worth the trip and not getting your regular order? Also they got new sauces that one Monkey goes ape for.

New 100% Eat is out now.

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The Year of Taco Bell? %% Taco Bell Chicken Nuggets

Taco Bell keeps the hits coming with new chicken nuggets but Our Heroes need to figure out if they're worth your time. It's just limited time item after item, they can't all be hits, right? Are these? They were also out of one of the sauces so Michael makes them pay Monkey Style, Jordan has a terrible graphics card, and everyone listens to Nick?

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The Year of Taco Bell? %% Taco Bell Chicken Nuggets

Taco Bell keeps the hits coming with new chicken nuggets but Our Heroes need to figure out if they're worth your time. It's just limited time item after item, they can't all be hits, right? Are these? They were also out of one of the sauces so Michael makes them pay Monkey Style, Jordan has a terrible graphics card, and everyone listens to Nick?

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100% Eat College Football Playoff Watch Along

Join the crew (minus Eric) as they watch Nick lose his mind watching the college football playoff semifinal featuring his beloved Texas Longhorns vs. the Ohio State Buckeyes. With a special appearance by sideline reporter Graysie??

We'll be streaming in the 100% Eat Discord server. Sign up at bug tier or above for access. It all kicks off at 6:15pm central on Friday, January 10th.

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Taco Bell

On this weeks episode of 100% Eat, Our Heroes nugg it

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Face Jam: Secret Menu - Chipotle

Back when Rooster Teeth was happening, Our Heroes filmed a pilot for a new show in a different format. Here is the rough edit (by Kamrin Fletcher) of Secret Menu.
Our Heroes unseal the evidence of a mystery menu item at Chipotle: Secret Menu Nachos. A thorough investigation is to be conducted and pain staking police work happens in the Secret Menu Secret Lab. Are these Nachos for you or not ...

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Don't Pop Your Eyeballs | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Well the Fazoli's in Austin is closed and Our Heroes are talking about Marvel Rivals and Indiana Jones. They talk a bunch of video games in this one but also Pacino and De Niro and eyeballs. Don't touch this episode with your bare hands.

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Don't Pop Your Eyeballs | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Well the Fazoli's in Austin is closed and Our Heroes are talking about Marvel Rivals and Indiana Jones. They talk a bunch of video games in this one but also Pacino and De Niro and eyeballs. Don't touch this episode with your bare hands.

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