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Going Native: Rewritten: Wilds 1.5 (ch. 5)

Oh… wow. I'm not dead? Gotta admit, I didn't see that coming. I was sure that I was done for. Guess that's Saiyan biology for you -- a hole in your chest? Don't even worry about it. Walk it off. Or, maybe don't, I silently amended to myself as my eyes butterflied open, straining against a greenish blue fluid. There was a mask on my face feeding me oxygen, but the need for it diminished as it ...

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Going Native: Rewritten: Wilds 1.4 (ch. 4)

Saiyans lived and died by their power-ups. There was a point in time when the Super Saiyan was the ultimate transformation -- the be-all and end-all. Even before Gohan put that line of thinking to rest against Cell, Trunks and Vegeta proved that there was still something a little bit beyond the Super Saiyan. However, even before that iconic transformation, there were other power-ups to consider...

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Going Native: Rewritten: Wilds 1.3 (ch. 3)

“I think he's related to my dad and me somehow, but I dunno how,” Raditz admitted with a small shrug of his shoulders as he ripped off a chunk of meat from a thigh bone in his hands. “Beyond that, I don't really know that much about him. He's the Forest King. He ruled over this place for years after he beat the last Forest King.” 

I mulled over that for a moment, still feelin...

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Going Native: Rewritten: Wilds 1.2 (ch. 2)

Turns out that salt wasn't the only delicious rock. Planet Vegeta had a variety to work with as it so happened -- one was a pinkish color that, when you cooked food on it, gave it a sweet taste, and another was green that you could crumble for an intensely sour taste. I had no idea if they were poisonous or not, but so far, no one had died. So if they were poisonous, they couldn't beat the robu...

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Going Native: Rewritten: Wilds 1.1 (ch. 1)

“How dare you be born with a power level of a pathetic two hundred!? Your brother was born with a power level of ten thousand, making him the strongest child in our recorded history!” King Vegeta raged at me, slamming a fist upon the arm of his throne which shattered under the assault. The air was filled with a palpable pressure that I felt upon my skin with an al...

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The House Always Wins (JJK/Fate/Hajime no Ippo/Multi) (Chaos Gacha)

I'm still on break for the week, but I ended up writing this up in my free time, so enjoy!

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Two types of people attended rookie boxing matches -- friends or family of one of the rookies, or die-hard boxing fans who were willing to sit through a hundred boring matches in the hopes that they would see the start of a legend with their own eyes. So, when I started to...

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The Good Life: King of the Beasts (ch. 116)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions ending. But, I will be back on the 2nd with the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten going public with four advanced chapters posted on patreon.

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I’d found some unexpected treats in my old world -- Sage, Cipher, and the complete series of Final Fantasy up to FF15, since I figure...

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The Good Life: Homecoming (ch. 115)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions ending. But, I will be back on the 2nd with the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten going public with four advanced chapters posted on patreon.

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There was a pretty big part of me that wanted to stay and explore what Nora had gotten up to in the world of El Dorado. I wasn't the bi...

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The Good Life: Law of the Jungle (ch. 114)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions ending. But, I will be back on the 2nd with the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten going public with four advanced chapters posted on patreon.

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I had underestimated Taylor. Almost dangerously so, I thought as I checked out the sights around Nuka-World and beyond while she scroun...

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The Good Life: Time Away (ch. 113) (Fallout Return)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions ending. But, I will be back on the 2nd with the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten going public with four advanced chapters posted on patreon.

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“Aerith, you must not lose hope! So long as we are alive, we can fight! And so long as we can fight, we can win!” ...

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Legends Never Die: Tide of Change (ch. 145)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions finishing. But once I come back on the 2nd, the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten will go live and four advanced chapters will be posted on patreon.

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“He did what?” I stressed, feeling earnestly caught off guard for the first time in years and earn...

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Legends Never Die: Responsibility (ch. 148)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions finishing. But once I come back on the 2nd, the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten will go live and four advanced chapters will be posted on patreon.

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Ragnar found himself riding up a dirt road alongside his brother Magnus and his cousin Harald. They were part o...

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Legends Never Die: Counting Your Blessings (ch. 147)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions finishing. But once I come back on the 2nd, the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten will go live and four advanced chapters will be posted on patreon.

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“God be good, these Northmen are like locusts. Only they do not take the harvest, but all that glitters and i...

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Legends Never Die: The Prince (ch. 146)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions finishing. But once I come back on the 2nd, the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten will go live and four advanced chapters will be posted on patreon.

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“That's it? That's Britannia?” Ragnar asked, half leaning over the railing of my flagship, as if it would m...

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A Golden Path: Design 3.12 (ch. 35)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions ending. But, on the 2nd of February, the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten will go live and four advanced chapters will be posted here!

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Ned had known from the very beginning that he was giving voice to a thought that many harbored during the council meeting, but that didn't mea...

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A Golden Path: Design 3.11 (ch. 34)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions ending. But, on the 2nd of February, the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten will go live and four advanced chapters will be posted here!

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Robert found himself standing on the deck of a ship; his battered body was still tender, but he stopped pissing blood days ago. His equally ba...

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A Golden Path: Design 3.10 (ch. 33)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions ending. But, on the 2nd of February, the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten will go live and four advanced chapters will be posted here!

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“What… what happened? Where are we?” Rhaegar rasped, his eyes feeling like they were covered in sand while his throat didn't feel much b...

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A Golden Path: Design 3.9 (ch. 32)

A reminder that I will be taking next week off to celebrate Best of Intentions ending. But, on the 2nd of February, the first chapter of Going Native: Rewritten will go live and four advanced chapters will be posted here!

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“Meh, I'll just piss blood for a week or two. Nothing to fret over,” Robert waved off Ned's concern as they stood under a tent canopy on a...

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The Good Life: Homecoming (ch. 115)

There was a pretty big part of me that wanted to stay and explore what Nora had gotten up to in the world of El Dorado. I wasn't the biggest history buff, as Supe culture had been my chosen form of escapism, but of all the subjects I had been mediocre at in school, history was the one I sucked at the least. Mainly because it was just memorizing dates and names, but there had been a spa...

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The Good Life: Law of the Jungle (ch. 114)

If the chapter below seems familiar it is because I accidentally forgot to set the tiers for TGL's release last weak. I fixed it pretty fast, but I'm sure it wasn't fast enough for some, so it felt like I should give a heads up to prevent any confusion.

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I had underestimated Taylor. Almost dangerously so, I thought as I checked out the sights around Nuka-World a...

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The Good Life: Time Away (ch. 113) (Fallout Return)

If the chapter below seems familiar it is because I accidentally forgot to set the tiers for TGL's release last weak. I fixed it pretty fast, but I'm sure it wasn't fast enough for some, so it felt like I should give a heads up to prevent any confusion.

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“Aerith, you must not lose hope! So long as we are alive, we can fight! And so long as we can fight, we can...

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The Good Life: Godlike Power (ch. 112)

If the chapter below seems familiar it is because I accidentally forgot to set the tiers for TGL's release last weak. I fixed it pretty fast, but I'm sure it wasn't fast enough for some, so it felt like I should give a heads up to prevent any confusion.

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“Father, you can't be serious. You believe this… nonsense?” Rufus Shinra questioned sh...

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Legends Never Die: Counting Blessings (ch. 147)

“God be good, these Northmen are like locusts. Only they do not take the harvest, but all that glitters and is golden,” King Ecbert lamented to the assembly of nobles, but a few of them were cut from a warrior's cloth in Pepin's silent estimation. And the most vocal among them was King Ecbert's son, Prince Æthelwulf, a boy of ten who was ready and eager to do what the others hesitated in.&...

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Legends Never Die: The Prince (ch. 146)

“That's it? That's Britannia?” Ragnar asked, half leaning over the railing of my flagship, as if it would make him arrive a half second sooner. I grabbed the back of his tunic, making sure that he didn't fall over while I gazed out at the familiar white cliffs. Or, rather, I gazed at the flapping banners of Wessex, watching the men who watched us. 

“Aye, that's Britannia,” I ...

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Legends Never Die: Tide of Change (ch. 145)

“He did what?” I stressed, feeling earnestly caught off guard for the first time in years and earning a nervous look from the messenger that delivered the news months too late to do anything about it. 

“King Hoffer has taken the Christian priests hostage and refuses ransoms. He… has executed a dozen priests as a warning and… boiled a bishop alive when the warnings ...

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Legends Never Die: Fate of Kingdoms (ch. 144)

“You have done well, Hjalmar! Gods above, you have made my wildest dreams possible!" King Hoffer praised him a week later, clasping his shoulders with a smile that threatened to consume his face. “I'll see you rewarded for this, though I struggle to imagine what I could give that you have not already received!" 

King Hoffer was in a good mood, throwing back his head and laughing ...

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A Golden Path: Design 3.11 (ch. 34)

Robert found himself standing on the deck of a ship; his battered body was still tender, but he stopped pissing blood days ago. His equally battered armor had been repaired but slathered in pitch to darken the steel so it wouldn't catch the light as he and hundreds of others rowed towards their destination. 

The city of Lys was a sight to see. It sat on a large island similar in size...

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A Golden Path: Design 3.10 (ch. 33)

“What… what happened? Where are we?” Rhaegar rasped, his eyes feeling like they were covered in sand while his throat didn't feel much better. His head swam when he tried to sit up, only for a pain in his side to keep him down. Despite the pain, he looked around, his heart leaping to his throat when he realized that this wasn't his tent and he almost concluded that the camp had surrendere...

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A Golden Path: Design 3.9 (ch. 32)

“Meh, I'll just piss blood for a week or two. Nothing to fret over,” Robert waved off Ned's concern as they stood under a tent canopy on an island that they now controlled. The dismissal earned a sigh and a concerned look as Ned pinned his friend with a pointed gaze. 

“I'm no healer, but I was under the impression that pissing blood is exactly the kind of thing that you should ...

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Best of Intentions: Fly Me to the Moon (ch. 34) (Complete)

“Dear people of Earth,” I began, resisting the urge to adjust my glasses while I looked at a tennis ball with a smiley face drawn on it above the camera I was speaking to. “My name is Rudeus Rain, but everyone just calls me Rude. Some of you might be familiar with me due to my actions during the Raccoon City ‘Incident’, but most of you probably have no clue who I am or why I'm speakin...

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