Three days. It had been three days. Three days three days three days three days.
Three days.
I’d killed… so… so many goblins. I couldn’t sleep. I couldn’t rest. I’d been a fool. No moat? Well… it wouldn’t have mattered. No traps? Well… it wouldn’t have worked. My brain felt like mush and my body was already a puddle.
The sounds of the goblins were endless a...
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2023-05-26 08:49:20 +0000 UTC View PostA world so very much like Earth. Filled with people just going about their day to day lives. On this day, a crack was heard around the world.
And then it was over.
All life died, snuffed out in an instant… only to rise again. The sky turned black and pitless and a massive eye stared down. In its red gaze, miles were etched across the planet, as creatures with too many eyes and lim...
2023-05-26 08:39:36 +0000 UTC View Post“I can’t believe you two would-! While we were-! How could you just-!” Tyler had been going off ever since he learned that we already knew about the assassin before having sex. That in fact… it had been bait.
“It wasn’t my plan.” I said glumly.
“You! You! You! Why… just why-!” Tyler said, seeming to stare up at the sky as if it was falling down on top of...
2023-05-24 18:08:51 +0000 UTC View PostI watched as Krrrgg left through our gates. I didn’t really pay much attention to them or the roads much, I mean… they were kinda patch jobs? I really never expected this to be a long term thing and had been more concerned with the goblin horde than anything. I’d have to improve them at some point…
But they were wide and made of stone. Krrrgg was going out, more than enough to dea...
2023-05-24 18:06:13 +0000 UTC View Post“I find the current situation more than acceptable.” Konohora said with a smile. Hey, no, wait a minute, that was definitely a smirk.
I squinted at her.
“Weirdo.”
“Does being in the dungeon not excite you a bit?” Konohora said, already beginning to strip off her clothes.
I was definitely going to murder myself an assassin after this for this one.
“I c...
2023-05-22 15:37:51 +0000 UTC View PostThis week. Sucks. It sucks so much. It’s boring! It’s been a few days now and, and, and, nothing. I was doing nothing! I mean, sure, I trained all the time harder than ever, used the mana we were getting to reinforce the stone, created weapons for all the goblins, even a few bows, sparred with Krrrgg, “helped” Sandra, and even started eating different acids to help with a secre...
2023-05-22 15:34:34 +0000 UTC View PostI could feel it, behind us, following me. Following all of us. It was… that was one of the strongest people I’ve run into so far. They were on the same power level as fucking Kasandra. And they were trailing after us. If I put it to a fight… I didn’t know. Fuck. I didn’t know because I didn’t know. I could feel a… a body. They were…
My face screwed up into a frown...
2023-05-19 18:06:04 +0000 UTC View PostI now had a force of fifteen hob-goblins run by Krrrgg. That was weird and bizarre to think about. Not only that but it was clear that there was some kind of… species block I wasn’t aware of. I mean heck, the moment they got up from their kneeling…
“Return to your training!” Krrrgg shouted out.
The hob-goblins, I swear to my slimy eyes, looked like actual soldiers as they ...
2023-05-19 18:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post“How is this possible?” I asked, gaze full of wonder.
As my senses, power gauge, and more took in the whole of what I was seeing, I was startled. I quickly look up… only to not see a damn thing. Where there should have been a ceiling was instead an orange sky, complete with clouds, and what looked like a real fucking sun far off into the distance.
“What the hell…...
2023-05-17 18:31:31 +0000 UTC View PostAlright! New day! I was truly excited today! I’d spent the morning playing with Tilia, going over some final designs with Sandra, and saying hello to Michael. That man was a machine, honestly… he was always cutting down trees and the results were extremely noticeable. I’d even seen a bunch of goblins trying to copy him… with their hands. Well, if one of them develops the [Karat...
2023-05-17 18:28:09 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m glad Tyler made this decision.” Konohora suddenly said, looking at me.
We were still walking down, down, down into the dungeon. The pure amount of underground space this place was taking up was… impressive. It’d look insane if someone just dug the whole damn thing out of the ground. I kinda wanted to do that for fun now but sadly, I was neither immortal, insane, or an earth...
2023-05-15 18:06:39 +0000 UTC View PostSpoiler, there were no wolves. That fact didn’t surprise me.
I sighed.
Goblins roamed, it’s what they did, mostly. There was a small village of them nearby, or, well, was. They’re mostly all back at my City or further into goblin territory now. What goblins definitely don’t do is move around in large areas of massive amounts, seeking other goblins. That, a slime flying aroun...
2023-05-15 18:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post“It’s you!” Tyler said, shield up and sword out.
The lead man, who looked a bit hawkish, opened his mouth to speak. I didn’t give him the chance. I was already running straight for him, claws out. My speed seemed to take them all by surprised, judging by the looks on their faces.
‘Sneak’ attacks can go both ways. They’d already attacked us, what was there left to say? ...
2023-05-12 18:44:34 +0000 UTC View Post“Krrrgg! Fight me!” I yelled out, startling Krrrgg. She had been nice enough earlier to regive back the bracelet I’d given her and now I threw it at her. I’d truly learned all I could from it. Hell, I suspected the only reason I could teleport was some weird sub-conscious mental thing from doing it before with it.
And now! It was time to train properly for once.
“What?” ...
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2023-05-11 17:23:40 +0000 UTC View PostI had many expectations for The Dungeon. For starters, it’s a B-Rank dungeon! My wanderlust for this world hadn’t really abated in anyway. I’d just gotten more… focused. It’s not paranoia if you literally have enemies coming after you at every angle. Worse is when I can feel it. Just walking down the street towards one of the big skyscraper like trees, I can feel it. Danger is an offs...
2023-05-10 18:23:16 +0000 UTC View PostI can do it! I CAN DO IT!
Fear me now you overgrown bird, I have unlocked powers men can only dream of! That women can only lament not having. That children can only look on with awe and envy.
For.
I.
Can.
Teleport!
“BWHAHAHA! Oof!” I felt something collide with the back of my head.
“Knock it off already!” Sandra said, calling out to me. I saw a...
2023-05-10 18:18:52 +0000 UTC View Post“Derek, are you sure you’re alright?” Konohora asked me.
“Sure, why wouldn’t I be?”
Konohora gave me a deadpan look while Riary took the chance to answer.
“Because you were covered in blood, in a blood-soaked area, looking like a rabid monster that needed to be put down.”
Tyler scratched his cheek, his retelling of his training put on pause. And wasn’t ...
2023-05-08 17:10:23 +0000 UTC View PostChop.
Chop.
Michael considered himself a simple man. That’s how he had lived after all. Strong? No. Not in the slightest. There were people out there who could literally take multiple armies worth of people like him. Smart? Only average at best. His wife regularly beat him out in that department.
But simple? He could do simple.
Chop.
Chop.
So many young men...
2023-05-08 17:02:32 +0000 UTC View PostI woke up and-
“AHH!”
Why?! Why do I feel so sore? It’s like my whole body cramped all at once, and then became a cramp on top of that. It’s like my muscles were screaming. It’s insane that I can’t feel pain but I can feel sore and itchy. Hell must have gone easy in those areas or something.
Eventually it passed, thank god, and I sat up onto the bed.
I woke up, lavishly. I was still in a cave but I’d taken the five minutes worth of time to make it not look like I was a Cave slime. Mostly just by smoothing out the natural edges to make it look more sculpted. I quite liked this cave. It was strange to think about but in the future… this area would probably become my basement as I built a castle on top of this hill. In fact, it mi...
2023-05-05 18:45:29 +0000 UTC View PostDoes she know?! Wait, no, calm down. She said ‘True Hero Potential’ so… like Riary? But she’s only said to have S-Rank Potential. So… there are other people out there with True Hero Potential?
“You already know.” Xilvia said, statement not fact.
“I was… told by one of my party members that my growth seemed… high.”
Xilvia straight up snorted.
“High...
2023-05-03 17:16:45 +0000 UTC View PostIt was time to go back! In fact… it had been time to go back for a long while now. But! I needed some me time. As I’d disturbingly learned very early on… there aren’t a lot of ways a slime can relax! Becoming a puddle on the ground did well enough but I made sure not to go to sleep. It had gotten dark by now but what a day…
However. There was one tiny small little issue...
2023-05-03 17:14:02 +0000 UTC View PostI turned, everything coming to a sudden stop, and for a brief moment I was utterly and totally confused. Xilvia… wasn’t attacking. Had I passed out and woken up again? Was this one of those rare brief moments between a fight? But I wasn’t in a pool of blood and didn’t feel like I was going to pass out…
And then to my utter shock, the moment kept going and going and going. She di...
2023-05-01 18:09:28 +0000 UTC View PostI was starting to think I had been… wrong. I kept thinking back to Knowledge and Orders classes. I remember exactly what they had told me, mostly. And something wasn’t adding up. There were too many… inconsistencies. Knowledge hadn’t mentioned the stat barrier, that I could break the stat barrier, or a few other things I would’ve have really liked to know and should have ...
2023-05-01 18:06:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do I fight?
My claws cleave the air in a way that was impossible earlier. Earlier… such a strange concept. What is earlier? When was it? Do I mean half a second ago or half a year ago, when I didn’t even have them? Both are true, either way.
They’re met by a fan, Two of them. Fans so sharp I believe it safely goes beyond the supernatural and into the realm of ‘Absolute A...
2023-04-28 18:32:37 +0000 UTC View PostThere comes a moment in every Slime’s life, hopefully, when they must ask themselves a very important question.
“Did I go too far?”
Even I had no idea how much time I saved up and I had dumped all of it into summoning as many slimes as possible. Smart? Yes. Absolutely yes. I needed to kill this thing. It would let me break my stat limit. A hundred or even a t...
2023-04-28 18:29:53 +0000 UTC View PostKonohora was feeling… anxious. A few days had gone by and now, they had received their training.
Tyler was over the moon. He’d been very, very excited, talking about how his defenses were getting noticeably better and ‘how cool Grant’s punches were’. Truly, to be trained by a descendent of thee legendary general himself… Tyler could be very lucky at times. In a way, t...
2023-04-26 17:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostThis was a truly monstrous stat. Spirit. I felt so utterly different now. Not in my personality but like… connection. Like before, I was just a voice and now I had become a conversation. I was really starting to feel why these ‘trials’ were necessary. I had a weird conceptual element stuck into my brain from the moment I accepted the crown system, but now I had a little more grounding. 2023-04-26 17:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post