Hi all. I am still here and I am happy to see that whoever didn't feel satisfied with the previous month has cancelled their pledge. That way I know that whoever is left is happy to be here :)
I will be getting back to the game as of tomorrow. I've been dealing with both the death of my grandfather and the war raging in my continent basically by just playing videogames and smoking w...
2022-03-01 17:51:48 +0000 UTC View PostHi all. I am just here to post a quick update about my personal life. In the past week or so I not only lost my last two pet rats, but I also lost my grandfather. This has kind of knocked me out for a little bit, so I will openly admit I have not worked on the game much since the last update. I did make good progress on Emma Watson's quest (it's gonna be a fun one!) before shit hit the fan, but...
2022-02-21 02:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostTwo new mini-quests/meetings
I wanted to release another update. I added small meetings for Kendall Jenner and Naomi Scott, now bringing the total to 7 girls that can be found in-game without using cheats. I want to start work on some larger scale quests for two top 10 girls now and wanted to release this beforehand, as it could take a little longer.
New...
2022-02-11 15:08:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Keeping it PC with some racially diverse hotties! Vote closes 11th of february 12:00PM CET.
2022-02-04 11:21:54 +0000 UTC View PostI have had a lovely trip and have had some amazing life changes over the past week. Things are going great, which has nothing to do with the game but I still felt like sharing :)
So anyway, I'm ready to get back to it now. I will get voting for february set up soon and will now share a quick planning. January goals weren't all met but that was to be expected. I'm still very happy wi...
2022-02-04 10:20:06 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! I know it's been silent for a while. I'm still here and I'm still working on the game whenever possible. It's been a little slower the past week due to some personal stuff, but it's only temporary :) I have some big stuff coming up in my personal life for next weekend that's taking up time and energy, but after that I'll be back to the game in full force. That doesn't mean I won't be w...
2022-01-25 17:32:22 +0000 UTC View PostHi! Thanks to everyone for voting in yesterday's poll. I just felt like maybe I was making this thing that nobody was really interested in, but I'm glad to see that a majority voted either for focussing solely on HHHE or doing Miss-Adventures 2 as just a sideproject. So I have decided to do the following:
So, I've been receiving quite a lot of messages from people and I've also noticed it's a returning reason for people to cancel their patreon subs:
"I don't like the new game's subject/style/gameplay"
"I wanted more miss-adventures"
So, that got me wondering... Am I just doing this project for me? It was my idea and so far I'm enjoying making something that's more a game than a sa...
2022-01-16 21:58:05 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I wanted to get this out this weekend still and I managed to do so. I've been sleeping like actual shit lately for no apparent reason so it's less content than I wanted to, but oh well. Biggest feature is random quests are now fully working and Alexandra Daddario is unlockable. You'll have to be level 5+.
Random quests will get better in the future, but for now they're a working...
2022-01-16 21:38:23 +0000 UTC View PostJanuary's voting is now closed and Olivia Rodrigo took the win with 16 votes. Mackenzie Foy managed to get 9 votes, followed by Sadie Sink's 7 and Jenna Ortega only took home 5 votes. I was secretly hoping for a four-way tie so I could add them all, but for now Olivia will be first :)
The n...
2022-01-13 12:23:09 +0000 UTC View PostA quick hotfix is online now, fixing the bug where you'd get an error when trying to interact with any girl. I forgot to close a simple code line. Your savegames from 0.1.06 will work fine with this :)
Now I'll get to work on the next proper update.
2022-01-12 13:37:39 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a pretty big one today! All features seem to be working well but I can't test every single perk and such, so always notify me when you find any errors and bugs.
Known issue that may be useful for testing for now: if you level up using the cheat to any multiple of 3 (say lvl30), you can select a perk on every level instead of on every third level. I'll fix this later.
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2022-01-11 14:42:54 +0000 UTC View PostHi all! Just wanted to update you on what I'm currently working on. v0.1.06 is underway and will be a bigger one, but I'm currently in the middle of some features so can't release yet. Figured I'd update on that since I kind of uploaded small updates every few days until now, but this one will take a bit longer.
The stable mechanics are coming along nicely. Where I'm at right now yo...
2022-01-08 01:33:40 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, I didn't have time to code the past few days. Only the past hour or so. I used it to fix two annoying bugs. One gamebreaking (the Victoria one), one just confusing (the wrong XP numbers).
I díd have time away from my coding PC and used it to do some fun research on imfdb.org, looking up what girls used what guns in their films. I made a little list and added the most commo...
2022-01-06 01:28:06 +0000 UTC View PostHi all. Today's update is not a big one content-wise, but it fixes a few nasty bugs so I figured I'd better upload it anyway so people can continue playing.
I changed the way dying works to a regular videogame autosave and loading system. I preferred the way of doing it before as it's more fun narratively but it was too hard to set all the needed variables back for each quest. It on...
2022-01-04 01:13:42 +0000 UTC View PostBe sure not to miss the updated alpha posted last night!
Alright, a quick planning post as usual at the start of the month. December started slow but I'm really picking up steam now and things are going quick. I just put out the third update already and I'm loving this way of doing things. I can put out updates quickly and get feedback quickly. So that's what I intend to continue doing in...
2022-01-02 09:01:01 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://verkniptegeest.itch.io/hhhe
Pass: cheesecake
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GENERAL PATCHNOTES:
- Some bugs may persist on old savegames! Always make sure you're on a post-patch savegame before (re-)reporting bugs.
Version: v0.1.03
Release d/m/y: 02 / 01 / 2022
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2022-01-02 01:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostSorry, I couldn't stay away :p This will truly be the last one of the year!
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https://verkniptegeest.itch.io/hhhe
Pass: cheesecake
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GENERAL PATCHNOTES:
- Some bugs may persist on old savegames! Always make sure you're on a post-patch savegame before (re-)reporting bugs.
I don't think I'll be spending much time on the game the coming two days as I'll be spending new years with friends getting incredibly drunk and eating our Dutch new years snacks (which are literally called "oil balls". They're more tasty than they sound).
I just wanted to say that I'm incredibly...
2021-12-30 13:32:10 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://verkniptegeest.itch.io/hhhe
Pass: cheesecake
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GENERAL PATCHNOTES:
- Some bugs may persist on old savegames! Always make sure you're on a post-patch savegame before (re-)reporting bugs.
v0.1.01
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- Wrote the sex scene for 'testing' new settl...
2021-12-30 02:19:21 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://verkniptegeest.itch.io/hhhe
PASSWORD: cheesecake
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Alright, I have no idea how much time I have in the coming days. The game is currently in a rough alpha state where the core loop seems to be working well. So right now I'm thinking: why not just release it and I can just upload new builds as...
2021-12-29 00:04:56 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you all had an amazing christmas! Things are going very smoothly now with the game. I've gone straight back to work after christmas and finished a few important things:
Merry christmas to each and every one of you :) Because I am a benevolent leader, here's the #1 cutest little christmas slut for you all. I'm afraid I can't allow any objection there.
For real though, thanks for supporting me. If it wasn't for you guys, I couldn't have bought a proper christmas present for a lot of people. I appreciate it all so very very much and especially on this...
2021-12-25 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, today has been my most productive week in a very very long time. Big towering deadlines really make me work well. That's always been the case. You can ask every school and job I ever attended :p
So, a list of all things done today:
I recently requested some help with getting some variables for all 60 celebs set up. Someone really helped me out but there's still quite a few missing. With how little time I have, researching all these girls and looking up what stats would fit them is a big task.
Here is a pastebin of the entire 60 girl code for now:
Okay, I didn't, but it felt like it. I ate something that was way past the expiry date last friday and spent all weekend puking my guts out. Anyway, all that stuff is long gone and in the sewer now and I managed to eat some spaghetti without puking it back up today, but it did hurt my already tight timeframe. That kinda sucks, and with 9 days to go I'm really gonna have a hard time getting this...
2021-12-21 01:54:31 +0000 UTC View Post
The bad stuff is mostly done by now so I can get back to the fun stuff and hopefully post more screens. Today I finished adding all materials the game will launch with and that you'll have to manage. I coded the randomization of materials when scavenging and it's working perfectly. I also finished coding two of the three buildings: The garage and the stables.
Hi all! Sorry for posting 3 times in one day, I am just very busy with the game today! I am now officially done adding the first half of the girls, which is 30 in total. I could really use some help adding the other 30 though. I need someone who really knows their celebrities. I'm talking mostly their personality. What you'll be doing is filling in stats for the 30 remaining girls (2021-12-13 22:55:32 +0000 UTC View Post
A list of content currently included in the playable alpha!
Last updated for: v0.1.08
* Only girls with an asterix are able to be unlocked through gameplay, the rest will have to be cheated in for now.
Girls
Poll results
Hi all! Emily Ratajkowski won the poll by a very small margin and will be joining the game alongside Hailee Steinfeld for the november voting. No complaints from me! Hailee and Emily will be amazing additions.
December voting
December voting will be soon. Any suggestions for celebs welcome in the comments. Try to keep them a...
2021-12-08 15:26:18 +0000 UTC View Post