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Lesbian Roller Coaster Barista Gets Me Off: A Trans Buckaroo Tale - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

HECK YEAH BUCKAROOS what a day. i am back from trotting around the country on my dang book tour and wow am i tired. as man name of chuck i have way of boundless energy but by the end it felt like i hit the end of this trot. STILL i have no doubt old chuck could have gone on and on because GUESS WHAT with the power of love at your back pushing you onward you can do pretty much anything. here is ...

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DONUMB - TIMELINE #2001148

(Timeline Tuesday #107)

Named for their enormous, ring-shaped head, donumbs are a unique and strange species of humanoid who have arrived on our timeline and struggled to adapt to our way of life. The species features a skin tone range similar to humans, but the skin itself is much, much thicker. There is a specific elasticity to these creatures, likely due to the fact that they ...

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TALLBONE - TIMELINE #6190228384

(Timeline Tuesday #106)

Tallbones are enormous skeletal creatures with a mysterious nature, who only appear in hours of darkness to carry out their strange business. The creatures seem to defy traditional species classification, as they have no internal organs nor identifiable mating habits. It is believed the creature itself is not the bones that make up its physical form, but s...

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Eaten Out At Mermoped Cove - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

classic tingler EATEN OUT AT MERMOPED COVE is out on audiobook and AS IS TRADITION that means patreon buckaroos get this story to enjoy in ebook form as we trot together in a CLASSIC TINGLER REVISITED.

i have always liked this story for a few reasons. i will say it is a very rare living object tingler where the object in question is not simply a sentient version of itself. in this story w...

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GOREBULB - TIMELINE #7172280

(Timeline Tuesday #105)

Gorebulbs are a species of reptile who originated on another timeline, but have since made this reality home. They are long and relatively flat, crawling across the ground on their bellies. They have six eyes and four stout legs. Gorebulb scales are a potent shade of green, and their lips are the same hue but darker. Of course, it is quite unusual for a re...

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Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Chuck Tingle’s Ability To Write “From USA Today Bestselling Author” On The Front Of His Books Now

It’s been a few days since the release of his new novel, Camp Damascus, and Chuck Tingle is getting curious how the book is doing.

The mysterious author has crafted a home free from distraction, a featureless structure in the middle of the Nevada desert, and he’s thankful for the...

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PIGMENT - TIMELINE #410989

(Timeline Tuesday #104)

Pigments are a rare species of swine who are native to a nearby timeline. They exhibit many of the features and tendencies of natural pigs, however, there is a distinct difference in their appearance.

The head of a pigment is instantly recognizable, but there is a stark distinction in the eyes. The creatures see through strange white marbles, organs ...

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The Entire Continent Of Australia Pounds Me In The Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

DANG buckaroos it is so good to sit down for a moment and talk to my buds here on patreon way. it has been a whirlwind CAMP DAMASCUS book tour so far out here trotting around proving love is real. first night in CITY OF DEVILS went off without a dang hitch and i think a lot of love was proved.

all the big timers seem very excited about how camp damascus is selling, and i think that is goo...

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ORBITAL - TIMELINE UNKNOWN

(Timeline Tuesday #103)

Orbitals are a species of blue-skinned humanoid known for their benevolent and mysterious nature. They are extremely powerful, with timeline manipulation abilities otherwise rarely seen throughout The Tingleverse. They can influence matter, energy, and even time at will, a skill that they wield with such ease and grace that some scholars believe orbitals a...

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My Ass Is Haunted By The Handsome Ghost Of My Unsaved Data After A Computer Crash - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

the release of CAMP DAMASCUS is about a week away so as man name of chuck feels like who world is revolving around this particular moment. if patreon buckaroos would like a nice glimpse into life of chuck these days it is: wakin up, going for my morning trot up the hill, then dang interviews over the computer until the dang cows come home.

of course this is good problem to have, much nice...

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OTHERMOON - TIMELINE #340021574

(Timeline Tuesday #102)

Othermoons are a species of enormous, circular lifeform that make their homes drifting through space. While they appear quite similar to our own natural moon from a distance, there are a handful of features that strongly distinguish othermoons from any sort of naturally occurring celestial body.

First, othermoons are much small than a planet or moon....

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CRACKELO - TIMELINE #238991

(Timeline Tuesday #101)

Crackelos are a species of scavenging, semi-aquatic crustaceans from a nearby timeline. They sport five sharp legs, which sprout evenly from the base of their striped, tube-like body. The top of a crackelo features a pointed cone, and this cone is surrounded by a line of nine eyes to help the creature spot any predators making their approach.

This sp...

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DOOMSCROLL - TIMELINE #8581312

(Timeline Tuesday #100)

Doomscrolls are a bizarre, paper-thin species that defy the traditional animal kingdoms of this timeline. They’re approximately the size and shape of a rolled up parchment, as wide as a standard sheet of paper and up to twenty feet long when unfurled. Their skin has the appearance of a weathered scroll, however it is much tougher than one might expect. I...

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She’s A Sentient Shampoo And He’s A Living Conditioner Who Wants To Pound My Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

its a big bisexual day in the tingleverse. today audiobook for NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS is out and to celebrate i have done two things. FIRST OF ALL i have trotted back and made this tingler 2023-06-26 17:07:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Pounded In The Butt By The Sun After Declining To Use Sunscreen - (Classic Tingler Revisted)

happy summer solstice buckaroos. prefect time for a healthy and happy reminder to WEAR YOUR DANG SUNSCREEN. with this classic tingler

this tingler is perfect for the occasion but it is also perfect because it features one of my favorite captured moments in tingler history: a dang spelling "error" on the cover. love the way this art captures the moment in wild and free way as PUNK ROCK WRI...

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POIZONE - TIMELINE #19122545609

(Timeline Tuesday #99)

Poizones are a species of proficient timeline travelers, originally from a distant reality, but who now exist as a nomadic society that spreads across numerous worlds. They are humanoid in appearance, featuring light blue skin that is thick and leathery. Despite wearing clothing, Poizones never wear shoes, exposing their three-toed feet. The face of this sp...

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SPARKLER - TIMELINE #7200165673

(Timeline Tuesday #98)

Sparklers are a species of mysterious energy-based lifeforms from a distant timeline. Unlike the carbon-based lifeforms we’re accustomed to, sparklers do not maintain a physical body to house their sentience. Instead, these creatures exist as a floating cluster of colorful, blinking lights that dance and sway in air. They appear in a variety of hues, rang...

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COFFINCRAWLER - TIMELINE #53351098

(Timeline Tuesday #97)

Coffincrawlers are large scavengers from a nearby timeline who—despite their frightening appearance—are relatively harmless and docile creatures. These animals are approximately the size and shape of a wooden coffin, growing throughout their lifecycle until they reach the approximate dimensions of a full grown human. They are always a solid color, their...

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Conservative Pounded By The Realization That The Protest Music He Grew Up On Does Not Actually Support His Current Hateful Ideology

Sentaor Porp Gringle is a hardline conservative who delights in making the world a difficult place for those who disagree with his hateful politics. He’s a powerful figure, and today he plans to wield this power by stopping the Unicare Reform Bill—a legislation designed help unicorns with broke...

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Mothman Quarterback Ghost In My Tight End: A Trans Buckaroo Tale - (Classic Tingler Revisted)

whats in a name? this is classic question asked of buckaroos and am important consideration for any writer because GUESS WHAT you gotta think of a lot of dang names if you are going to write as many tinglers as old chuck here.

as many have probably noticed the erotic layers of the tingleverse have a variety of different NAMING CONVENTIONS mixed in with more standard names from this timeli...

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MELTMASK - TIMELINE UNKNOWN

(Timeline Tuesday #96)

Meltmasks are a parasitic lifeform from an unknown timeline, their biology far removed from anything we know or understand on this layer of reality.

In their natural state, meltmasks are yellow in coloration. They are flat and oval-shaped, approximately the size of a human’s face. These creatures sport three holes within their body, creating the vag...

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BRINDLEBRAIN - TIMELINE #82261034546

(Timeline Tuesday #95)

Brindlebrains are strange and mysterious creatures from a distant timeline. These creatures appear as a bulbous pink brain, approximately three feet across and sporting ten slender appendages that protrude evenly along either side of their body. These slender tentacles are quite powerful, although they’re not quite strong enough to carry a brindlebrain an...

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Canada Pounds My Butt And Covers My Pancakes With Real Maple Syrup In An Erotic Way Also It Is Delicious - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

what a day buckaroos WHAT A DAY. just sitting here thinkin on the future and getting very excited about what lies ahead on this timeline. just between us patreon buts i can say what i think you are all probably assumed which is there will be small book tour for chucks upcoming traditional publishing debut. this is getting worked out and i will announce the dates soon. unfortunately NO CANADA i ...

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EYELAND - TIMELINE #76522902

(Timeline Tuesday #94)

Eyelands are enormous aquatic creatures, closely related to the fungal growths of our timeline. These entities can range greatly in size, but adult eyelands typically range between one to ten miles in circumference. That said, the largest eyeland ever reported was found at the center of the Pacific Ocean. Named Beholder, this growth held a circumfe...

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BUNNIPEDE - TIMELINE #20117064

(Timeline Tuesday #93)

Bunnipedes are a unique species that combines both insect and mammalian features. These creatures are approximately the size and shape of a large rabbit from our natural timeline, covered in a thick, soft fur and featuring two large, floppy ears. Their warm coat can range in color, from stark white, deep black, light gray or dark brown.

Unlike rabbits...

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Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of My Own Screenwriting Because I’m On Strike And I Deserve To Be Fairly Compensated For My Labor While Studio Ceos Take Record Salaries

AUTHORS NOTE: greeting buckaroos. this tingler is given to all FOR FREE in solidarity with writers guild buds who are currently making their voices heard and striking with incredibly reasonable demands.

the wga is asking that any donations go to the 2023-05-05 15:33:16 +0000 UTC View Post

TIMERRO - TIMELINE #338812969

(Timeline Tuesday #92)

Timerros are a species of mischievous primate from a distant timeline. When fully grown these creatures stand between two and three feet tall. They have brown fur, which gets darker as they age and fully covers their humanoid body. Timerro arms are particularly long, knuckles dragging across the ground even when they stand upright. They use these arms—in ...

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Bisexual Polyhedral Role-Playing Dice Orgy (Classic Tingler Revisited)

lately old chuck has been talkin on the creative process, specifically way of PERFECTION. my trot as a builder and sharer of things has been shaped by the idea of making something 'the best it can be' and for many years this guided me along, pushing chuck to strive and reach for the sky.

now this is all WELL AND GOOD BUDS, but there is a problem with taking this thinking too far. STRIVING...

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PENDRAGON - TIMELINE #48734

(Timeline Tuesday #91)

Pendragons are insects from a nearby office-based timeline, who have somehow wandered into our reality through a timeline tear and continued to flourish. While there are plenty who despise non-native species invading any reality that is not their own, few stand at odds against the adorable pendragon.

These creatures measure approximately five...

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Not Pounded By Twiddor Checkmarks Because I Blocked Every Person Who Has One, Despite Elon Mork Standing Outside My House In The Middle Of The Night Crying And Begging Me To Join Twiddor Blue

After a cloudquake wakes George in the middle of the night, he hops onto the social media platform Twiddor in search of information. Unfortunately, instead of emergency services, all George can find are scam accounts and bots posing as the Billings news media to sell cryptocurrency. The strange par...

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