(Timeline Tuesday #177)
Gigantagorns are an enormous, peaceful species of timeline traveling creatures who sometimes wander into our reality using their natural timeline displacement ability. Technically speaking, they are invertebrates, but gigantagorns bear little resemblance to the invertebrates of our timeline.
This species ranges from twenty to fifty yards across, and ...
2024-12-17 19:55:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Peter’s trip to the holiday farmer's market starts of beautifully, featuring all the seasonal treats you’d hope to find. He’s having a great time until a strange creature appears, trudging down from the mountainside and eliciting a cascade of boos and hisses from the crowd. This is Krampus.
(Timeline Tuesday #176)
Slopples are a species of fungal lifeform that hail from a nearby timeline. They range in size, but an adult slopple will typically grow between three to seven inches in length. These creatures sport a vibrant yellow hue, with an oblong, slug-like body that maintains a slimy consistency. Their faces are oddly humanoid, with two eyes and a particularly emot...
2024-12-10 22:19:30 +0000 UTC View Postwhat a time of year to be a buckaroo. in a creative sense, i like the holidays (and i am including the lead up to halloween in this) because as far as tinglers go it is very hard for me to get writers block during this time of year. if you trot out some earlier month with nothing going on in the world i sometimes think 'dang what to write? what am i thinking about? what is unique about this mom...
2024-12-09 23:12:33 +0000 UTC View Post
(Timeline Tuesday #175)
Wisticks are a humanoid species from a distant timeline, although some argue this humanoid classification is a bit of a stretch. In truth, wisticks deny many traditional expectations of our timeline’s lifeforms, defying technical classification in a variety of ways.
Simply looking at a wistick is an excellent way of understand these differences. An...
2024-12-04 01:13:44 +0000 UTC View Post
While most people enjoy the Borson’s Thanksgiving Day Parade from the comfort of their own home, Jenny loves to wake up early and head downtown to watch the marchers and floats in person. Her favorite sight, however, are the massive parade balloons.
This year, one of these balloons catches...
(Timeline Tuesday #174)
Pumptopi may seem like a type of sentient plant life, but biologically speaking this is incorrect. Technically, they are invertebrates, similar in many ways to the squids or octopi of our reality.
This species has a dark green body and features eight long, snake-like tentacles that creep out from its central mass. These legs are incredibly strong, wi...
2024-11-26 13:47:44 +0000 UTC View Postafter the recent election there has been a lot of talk about MEDIA BUBBLES and of course TROMPS favorite topic of FAKE NEWS. things have changed in the culture of this timeline where simply lying gets the job done, and it has taken a while for those of us who do not appreciate the liars to come to terms with this.
it seems that old tromp will be around again, just when i was so relieved ...
2024-11-22 16:04:06 +0000 UTC View Post
(Timeline Tuesday #173)
These small, mechanical lifeforms are approximately one foot in diameter and two inches thick. They are all completely uniform in their construction, making each utilipuck indistinguishable from the next. However, their behavior and apparent memory suggests that these creatures recognize themselves as individuals, and not a singular sentience. Utilipucks f...
2024-11-19 20:13:38 +0000 UTC View Post
(Timeline Tuesday #172)
Mapsnakes are a species of reptile from a nearby timeline. In many ways they are similar to the snakes of our reality, featuring a long, slender body in various shades of green and brown. They are covered in scales and sport a ribbed belly, and they move across the ground by undulating their body in a rhythmic, slithering pattern.
The main difference...
2024-11-12 23:11:36 +0000 UTC View Post
AUTHOR'S NOTE: hello buckaroos and welcome to election night. this brand new tingler is presented to you FREE OF CHARGE so please enjoy. if you can afford it, consider making a donation to TRANSGENDER LAW CENTER for the price of a book. usually tinglers are three dollars.
(Timeline Tuesday #171)
Sportles are a species of living fungus, hailing from a timeline where no animal life exists and plants have evolved in strange, unique ways. The oozobear, a previously mentioned visitor to our reality, also hail from this timeline.
Sportles range in size, between four to ten inches in length, and move about on a set of four stubby legs. Their bodies...
2024-11-05 21:18:13 +0000 UTC View Post
(Timeline Tuesday #170)
(AUTHORS NOTE: this is one of the rare occasions where the timelines got away from me and i MISSED TIMELINE TUESDAY. old chuck considered trotting it out yesterday but then thought 'well if i wait one more day we can have a slimy green monster on halloween so here you dang go. happy halloween buckaroos)
Oozoboars are a species of aggres...
2024-10-31 13:12:10 +0000 UTC View Post
When Jeremy moves into his new house on Pound Street, he’s surprised to find that the neighbors are more than a little distant. It seems that nobody wants to get to know him, which is quickly explained when Jeremy learns that nobody lasts on Pound Street very long.
It seems that all the re...
(Timeline Tuesday #169)
Unlike many of the timeline travelers featured here, Jerry is not a species, but a singular creature. It is unknown how Jerry arrived on this timeline, as his own memories of the trip are blurry and fragmented. It is also unknown what his species is called or how many of them exist in the vastness of the Tingleverse.
Jerry is approximately nine feet ...
2024-10-22 14:10:35 +0000 UTC View Post
(Timeline Tuesday #168)
Flamepires are dangerous and destructive creatures from a distant timeline. They defy most forms of categorization, as their body is not solid matter, and are instead made of condensed heat and energy. Flamepires appear as reddish orange humanoids, their bodies constantly roiling and dancing as though constructed from pure, natural flame. Technically speak...
2024-10-15 14:08:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Strange things have been going on around Porpo these days. First, he wakes up to find a bizarre assortment of sex toys in his driveway. Next, his car’s backup camera seems to be malfunctioning for no particular reason.
Things come to a head when Porpo’s aforementioned car, Frank, disappears ...
(Timeline Tuesday #167)
Cozers are a species of tiny, four-inch-tall humanoid from a nearby timeline. They have long arms, round noses, and enormous ears in comparison to their otherwise small heads. Cozers can speak most common languages of this timeline, depending on where they are, but also have their own language, which they often speak to themselves while going about their b...
2024-10-08 17:20:24 +0000 UTC View Posttheres a lot to enjoy about every season THATS FOR DANG SURE. as someone who writes their tinglers based on how im feeling in the moment, i find myself really noticing the FEEL of each quarter that the year trots out. in spring im writin EASTER TINGLERS or tinglers about flowers and growth, in summer im goin to the beach with unicorns on roller blades or sentient swimming pools or VERY HOT suns...
2024-10-04 21:25:20 +0000 UTC View Post
(Timeline Tuesday #166)
Driplets are a species of small, liquid-based lifeforms from a distant timeline. While they may seem quite unusual, defying most basic animal classifications as we understand them, these strange little beings are actually quite standard on their home reality. The world that driplets hail from is almost entirely liquid, a place where very little matter can ...
2024-10-01 16:39:28 +0000 UTC View Post
(Timeline Tuesday #165)
Gobblers are a large species of semi-intelligent mammal from a nearby timeline. They are humanoid creatures that stand between seven and eight feet tall, with course yellowish-brown fur covering their entire body. They are muscular and stout, with thick limbs that end in clawed hands and feet, and their head is absolutely enormous when compared to the size...
2024-09-24 23:13:38 +0000 UTC View Postwe have been trotting on this patreon long enough that sometimes i look back and think 'well ive REVISITED ALL THE CLASSICS ALREADY' and of course there are plenty left to go, but i will say every once in a while there is an important tingler that dang JUMP SCARES ME because i cant believe we havent gone back to it yet. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TINGLERS
absolutely classic trot, up there with ...
2024-09-23 23:55:29 +0000 UTC View Post
(Timeline Tuesday #164)
Baloflies are a species of large, flying humanoid from a nearby timeline. Standing approximately seven feet tall, they are extremely lanky, with slender limbs and arms that hang well past their waistline. This species features three fingers on each hand and two toes on each foot, and their entire body is covered in leathery, light grey skin. Their heads ar...
2024-09-17 17:45:37 +0000 UTC View Post
(Timeline Tuesday #163)
Centigreeds are a light green species of predatory arthropods with many similarities to the centipedes of our timeline. They have long, segmented bodies that stretch between six to twelve inches long, each segment featuring two legs and the final one sporting a large stinger. Their eyes are too small to see with the naked eye, but the head of a ...
2024-09-10 18:57:39 +0000 UTC View Posthello buckaroos and welcome to this edition of CLASSIC TINGLERS REVISITED i am writing to you from the tail end of a small weekend vacation. you may be thinking 'what the heck chuck why are you workin on your vacation' and i will say that i find posting to you all very RELAXING and waking up to write out this trot is actually a real treat. maybe i dont want to do this work the WHOLE dang vacati...
2024-09-09 15:48:04 +0000 UTC View Post
(Timeline Tuesday #162)
The vast majority of timeline incursions occur for two reasons. The first is accidental, an unplanned situation where a rip between this timeline and some other reality allows guests to wander across the divide. So long as the invasive creature’s biology can sustain itself on this layer, the new creature has a chance to gradually populate our world.
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(Timeline Tuesday #161)
Breelers defy the typical fauna classifications of this timeline by sporting features of both birds and crustaceans, and ultimately ending up somewhere in the middle. The creatures stand approximately three feet tall, and the majority of their body is made up of a single, feathered head. The shape of breeler craniums is similar to that of an eagle, and the...
2024-08-27 16:03:26 +0000 UTC View Postfor todays classic tingler we are trottin WAY BACK. kind of amazing to see that this one is almost nine years old. dang buckaroos i have been trottin at this for a while and today i feel so much gratitude for the journey we have been on together. it is kind of amazing to think how much old chuck was made fun of and laughed at back then, but really i feel like my focus is on HOW DANG COOL it is ...
2024-08-23 17:49:04 +0000 UTC View Post
(Timeline Tuesday #160)
Hailing from a nearby timeline, beverages are small land crustaceans who have made this reality their home through stealth and deception. The creatures appear similar in size and shape to a standard porcelain coffee cup, their hard shell even taking on a similar smooth feel and weight. They have a small growth protruding from their side, which replicates a...
2024-08-20 15:08:11 +0000 UTC View Postaw yes... NICE GUY DINOSAURS. we all know the type, they talk a lot about how good they are and sweet and kind but when it is time to trot they have a real CREEPY VIBE right under the surface. just so we are all on the same page i am a BIG SUPPORTER of being nice, but in this case we are speaking on folks who put up the illusion of being nice when they really just want something in return.<...
2024-08-16 19:44:58 +0000 UTC View Post