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New York Show Cancellation + Classic Tingler Revisited

dear buckaroos. it is with heavy heart i announce cancellation of upcoming BROOKLYN NEW YORK LIVE SHOW this weekend oct 10th (this timeline). venue is already giving full refunds to all with tickets dont worry bud

as man name of chuck i have talked about my chronic PAINMAN WAY quite a bit. this is part of two issues of chuck: problem 1 is chronic pain and problem 2 is POSSIBLE CAUSE of th...

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The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of Halloween Eats Me Out - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

dang OCTOBER IS HERE ON THIS TIMELINE not much else to revisit about that when you are ready to get tingled by halloween. new audiobook is comin out today of this classic way so thought i would post it for all my patreon buds to enjoy. ...

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VUNK - N/A TIMELINE (THE VOID)

(Timeline Tuesday #9)

Natural animals wandering into The Void only to return with strange and mysterious mutations is nothing new. There is always potential for even minor timeline tears to lead directly into the endless cosmic abyss.

Vunks are one such species that evolved within The Void itself. While some creatures mutate under Voidal influence within their own timelines...

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The Tell-Tale Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

as spooky season approaches ol chuck gets RILED UP to write some haunted tinglers that go pound in the night. over time i will say that way of horror has become one of chucks favorite genres to write, and even when i am not writing to SCARE a bud i still enjoy trotting around with horror stereotypes and turning them on their dang heads. theres plenty of ways to enjoy the spooky season of buds, ...

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The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Autumn Turns Me Gay - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

trottin along through any timeline is a learning experience especially if you get here natural way of BIRTH like most buckaroos arrive. you start of like a dang pickle in a basket just blinkin and cryin and tryin to figure out what all those dang shapes are that swirl past. but eventually we learn this is the way of this reality and come to terms with all the rules here like droppin a vase on t...

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BREVIS AND HEADBUTT – TIMELINE #86826301

(Timeline Tuesday #8)

Technically speaking, this entity is two separate minds within the same body, although the connection between these two brains is so strong it can be difficult to distinguish their unique personalities. Closer observation will reveal Brevis to possess a more hyperactive and aggressive demeanor, while Headbutt is slower and slightly less motivated. Both are s...

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PLUGGLE – TIMELINE #624910703

(Timeline Tuesday #7)

Pluggles are small, friendly creatures with a distinct purple hue. Their body is protected by a large, hard shell, prompting many comparisons between the pluggle and the tortious. Indeed, these creatures express many similar features to reptilians on this timelines, like scaly skin, cold blood, and the ability to lay eggs.

In yet another similarity to ...

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NEEDEER – TIMELINE #3245

(Timeline Tuesday #6)

Needeers are an incredible dangerous species of Cervidae from an adjacent timeline. Their home timeline is so close, in fact, that needeers who wander into this reality do so through a direct tear between worlds. In contrast, many other creatures who arrive in our reality must specifically seek it out, or make their way through several other layers along the...

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The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of My Morning Stroll, Who Is An Accountant, Pounds My Butt: A Trans Buckaroo Tale - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

this classic tingleverse tale is about a ladybuck accountant lookin to figure out her complicated  business issues and resolve the stress in her life, but the message is a lot broader than that. really it is about the process of THOUGHT (whether that is very logical way of countin up numbers on a handsome spreadsheet or trying to be a creative bud with a painting that proves love or a soun...

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RATAILOR – TIMELINE #63334

(Timeline Tuesday #5)

Ratailors are highly intelligent humanoids from a nearby timeline. Unlike this reality, where primates evolved to become the dominant species, the ratailors home timeline features several species of leading bipedal rodents.

These creatures stand between five and six feet tall, with large black eyes and light pink noses. Their ears are pointed and long,...

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Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of My Subscription-Based Creative Platform

Ben is an artist with something to say, and after bringing his unique expressions to the weekend craft market, he’s ready to make his first sale. Ben’s medium is wholly unique, taking reality threads from various timelines and weaving them to create a luminescent, hovering orb of parallel world...

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DAVY CRAWLER – N/A TIMELINE (THE VOID)

(Timeline Tuesday #4)

Born in 1786 and supposedly passing away in 1836, Davy Crockett was an American frontiersman and folk hero whose adventures have long captivated the people of America. While many of his deeds were factually recorded in precise detail, his life story has evolved into a series of tall tales that are difficult to verify. Because of this, there is still plenty o...

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CONEDILION – TIMELINE #9139880

(Timeline Tuesday #3)

Conedilions are a species of aggressive, carnivorous plant-life that use deception and camouflage to catch their prey.

At first glance, a conedilion is nearly identical to a toppled safety cone that one might find along the road or in an urban construction zone. The creatures are bright orange with two thick bands of white that wrap around the circumfe...

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Happy Birthday Frankenstein, Now Pound My Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

today marks release of brand new paperback tingler bundle name of POUNDED BY THE CLASSICS: SEVEN LITERARY TALES OF THE TINGLEVERSE and i am very excited about this way. this book is collection of tingleverse takes on classic stories like I HAVE NO BUTT AND I MUST POUND or HA...

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CABLE CREEP – TIMELINE #472399622

(Timeline Tuesday #2)

Cable creeps are exceptionally thin humanoids with gaunt features and pale skin. At first glance, they often appear as humans going about their business and electricians or repairmen, but closer inspection will reveal the truth of their otherworldly nature.

Cable creeps have a slight greenish tint in their coloration, and always sport dark hair that si...

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Butt Trek: The Search For Chris Pime - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

if theres one thing ol chuck (worlds greatest author) has gotten used to over my time as PUBLIC FIGURE its buckaroos tryin to guess what is under the mask. this puts me in interesting position because on one hand i understand this pull of the unknown and can appreciate its importance. it is fun to have a dang mystery box sitting there in front of you and wonder 'what the heck is that an ice col...

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KETTLER – TIMELINE #42480377519

(Timeline Tuesday #1)

Kettlers are small crustaceans from a nearby culinary-based reality. On the kettler’s timeline, the vast majority of businesses, religious affiliations, family structures and artforms are centered around cooking and eating. The vast majority of indoor space on this reality is dedicated to restaurants or food storage, and this cultural structure has existed...

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Not Pounded By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of My Twitter Suspension Because It Was Reversed

After a night of hard partying and one too many chocolate milks, Jordan discovers the world around him has been altered in a mysterious and significant way. Any time Jordan tries to speak with someone who uses the social media platform Twitter, their communication is blocked by a bizarre digital me...

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Sentient Lesbian Jet Ski Gets Me Off - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

long ago ol chuck did not write for any other parts of LGBTQIA+ spectrum and i must admit it is VERY FRIGHTENING to venture out into the other letters, but DANG looking back that is kind of silly as I was writin Gs when and i am a B

think thing that kept me from writing was not sayin I WILL KEEP THESE LETTERS AWAY FROM THE TINGLEVERSE. oh no that is far from truth of a bud and just a dang...

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Not Pounded By The Admittedly Handsome Sentient Firework Display Because He Really Freak Out My Dog

When Greg Porks heads to his coworker’s summer barbecue, he expects nothing more than a relaxing evening with a few friends. What he gets, however, is an unexpected introduction to Debro the sentient firework display.

Debro is brash, loud and annoying, but he’s also great to look at. Gre...

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I Went On A Hunt For The Easter Bigfoot And Now He's Eating My Ass

Heath is a park ranger who loves the great outdoors, but lately his job has started to erode away the pleasure he finds in these natural landscape. These days, it’s all business.

All this changes, however, when Heath finds himself trapped in a desolate mountaintop cabin on the night before...

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I Freed This Handsome Cargo Ship From The Suez Canal And Now He's Stuck In My Butt

Peebo Peterson is one of the world’s greatest boat negotiators, and it’s his last day on the job before heading off to a calm and relaxing retirement. As luck would have it, however, today also happens to be the biggest case of Peebo’s career.

It seems a massive cargo vessel has lodged...

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