The Team finally reaches the Child Island where a friendly sentry reads their auras. Fletch gets one step closer to reversing the curse. Margarine has magic in her pockets. Flak has a little light inside.
Thank you so much for all your support!
2020-02-25 00:43:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Ryleth and Abolor arrive in Oyakodo to negotiate a deal for the Ohmbra Coast Trading Company. While investigating rumors about the island, Ryleth sees ghosts from his past.
I'm very excited to share with you chapter two of my experimental villain story. As I said before, this is not necessary to enjoy the main quest if you don't want to deviate from the goofier D&D game style of...
2020-02-21 04:58:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Some light is finally shed on the mysterious Tortles, but can the Team trust them?
"Hey, wait a sec," you may be saying, "Graessle tweeted a few weeks ago that episodes wouldn't be this short. What gives?" Well, yes, I did say that - BUT you guys are the first to know that this IS NOT THE ONLY RELEASE THIS WEEK. That's right, you'll be getting a special BONUS EPISODE on THURSDAY! This wil...
2020-02-18 21:36:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Stuck on a not-so-deserted island, Margarine joins an increasingly less exclusive club. Flak conducts an experiment. Juno makes a choice.
Thank you so much for your support!
2020-02-11 21:45:18 +0000 UTC View Post
The Team sets out from Five Docks with the gang of Tabaxi Tortle hunters, but their trip gets interrupted by a long distance phone call. Will they accept the charges?
Thank you so much for understanding the late delivery! We'll be back to regularly scheduled programing next week. Thanks again!
2020-02-06 00:35:26 +0000 UTC View PostHi Patrons,
Just wanted to make sure you were all aware that your early release will be late this week (but still earlier than regular folks!). For those of you who don't know, James is having a procedure done on his throat today - totally good and nothing serious! - but he will be unable to speak for a while while he recovers. We had to record all weekend to make up for losing February, ...
2020-02-04 18:23:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's another round of Joel's player notes following the adventure from the climactic battle at the Beacon at the end of season one to visiting Night's Pass at the beginning of season 2. Included is a page on multiclassing as a cleric and one on meeting Risk & Reward with the underlined sentence "I was baptized by the Great Heifer."
Strange things are afoot at the Five Docks noodle stand... Margarine and Fletch continue to feel conflicted feelings between old friends and new cooks. Zabbas and Juno join the fire brigade. Flak takes the lead.
Thank you all so much for your support!
2020-01-28 22:45:57 +0000 UTC View Post
We're continuing to post Joel's player notes (pages 1-10 here), and now you can see behind the scenes of the the Team's journey to Galamathear up to meeting Malik at the beacon. You can even see the shock in the handwriting of "HEIR OF EARTHADAR?!" on page 17 when Joel thought for a second Juno could actually be the ...
2020-01-21 19:03:30 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for an exposition dump with more Juno background from Joel's player notes! We posted the first page in September, so here's a bit more with the first 10 which covers character creation all the way up to the bone dice portal. See what Season 1 details you can decipher in Joel's handwriting, and we'll post m...
2020-01-17 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostJames says: "Hi patrons! Just wanted to update you about what's going on with Kill Count movies. I was contacted by Dollar Shave Club, who wants to sponsor a Kill Count! Hurray! I finally get to shave! I've always planned to have their sponsorship be fun and thematically relevant by covering Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007).
THEREFORE: The Kill ...
2020-01-14 22:57:07 +0000 UTC View Post
[ Edit: Hey patrons, we hope you're enjoying this episode! I wanted to give you a quick clarification about our process in case you're missing having the announcements and Fletch's Tavern Talk segment in patreon releases. At the moment Graessle finishes his edit for you by Tuesday and posts it, then by the evening Joel is listening for any additional notes and cutting the recap while Mike is re...
2020-01-14 21:06:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks for joining us as patrons in 2020! We're excited to keep the adventure going strong this year and throw in something new now and then (starting with the mood-setting soundscape "Ghosts of Oyakodo"), and we appreciate your support making it all possible.
Here's a trove of Beth's player notes including some art she made during the season 2 finale featuring villainness Morgan Bombatto...
2020-01-10 02:52:04 +0000 UTC View Post
The Team's long voyage to Oyakodo is nearly complete, though not without its losses. Juno and Margarine mourn Tim while Fletch's curse effects his otherwise sunny demeanor. Flak must face the consequences of his actions... kind of.
Thank you all so much for your support! Here's the first new episode of 2020 for you! Year 3 of the show! can you believe it? It wouldn't be possible wit...
2020-01-07 21:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostJames says: “Hi patrons! Now that I've posted all of December's rewards (besides the early release of Society, which will probably get posted tomorrow), I wanted to let you all know of some Dead Meat developments.
As you know, Society will be released on Tuesday - New Year's Eve. And as you may or may not know, the next Kill Count after that won't be coming out until Friday Janu...
2019-12-30 00:10:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The thrilling conclusion to this seafaring misadventure finally arrives! It's our last episode of 2019 and it's packed with action, magic, and drama! Plus some funny goofs just for you. Fletch calls the Storm, Juno attempts to be a ship's doctor, and Zabbas pitches high.
Thank you so much for an AMAZING year! This was our first with patreon, as you know, and it's been such a joy to ...
2019-12-17 21:19:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Flak's gambit results in chaos aboard the Dorlea. Fletch puts Pete's nose to good use. Margarine stans Zabbas. Juno uses the scythe hilt and does some cool magic.
Thank you so much for your support!
2019-12-10 22:44:30 +0000 UTC View Post
James says: “About 20 seconds extra footage here, mostly of the jaw-dropping kill and the glass shard in the eye. Thanks so much for your support, patrons!”
2019-12-06 16:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
*NOW WITH FIXED INTRO!* Sorry for the confusion, this is what happens when you rush.
The whole boat is adrift at sea with an uneasy crew and the threat of a shapeshifter aboard. Margarine's in jail. Flak is caught in a ruse.
Thank you all so much and sorry this one was a little late!
2019-12-04 01:18:04 +0000 UTC View Post
James says: “Hi everyone! SO SORRY about this coming out a little later today. With yesterday being Thanksgiving and all, I forgot to schedule its release for this morning and I was only just now able to get up, export, upload, and post it. My apologies! Hope you enjoy this version of the Kill Count with 20 seconds of additional footage. Other tier rewards will be getting posted tomorrow. Sor...
2019-11-29 19:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
James says: “Almost 30 seconds of extra gore in this one, especially with the "Banana Splits" kill near the end. Thank you patrons!”
2019-11-22 18:10:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Flak continues to improvise his way into new and authoritative positions, this time bringing Fletch into the bit with mixed results. Margarine reveals an ability... to mixed results. Overall, things go about as well as you'd expect for the Team on a boat.
Thank you so much for your support!
2019-11-19 18:12:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey team, here's Flak's complete character sheet for your enjoyment! Look at all his scribbles! The Homer Simpson looking caterpillar thing! I'm not even sure what that's supposed to be! Do you have a guess? Let us know!
2019-11-18 22:25:39 +0000 UTC View Post
As the journey to Oyakodo begins, Juno and Margarine run into an old friend, Flak and Fletch "yes, and" Zabbas to distraction, and the whole team sets sail.
Thank you so much for your support!
2019-11-12 22:26:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's just the front page of flak's character sheet - you can see how James may have lost track of some of his stuff! After two and a half years of playing, anyone's character sheet would get a little crazy. We'll be sharing more of it over the next couple days!
Thank you so much for your patronage!
Margarine asserts her dominance at the Thieves Guild while Flak, Fletch, and Zabbas try their hand a this new trade. Juno pitches Vance to include the Guild in his reform efforts.
Thank you so much for your support!
2019-11-05 21:42:17 +0000 UTC View Post
from James: “Here's an explicit version of Hell Fest with extra footage of the mallet and syringe kills. Sorry this didn't come out right on time at 6am this morning, it's been a bussssyyyyy month and I forgot to do it because I'm pretty tired. My bad!”
2019-10-31 19:17:24 +0000 UTC View Post
As the F-Boyz and Z-man test the knowledge in the relaxing confines of the cottage, Juno makes a pitch at the castle while Margarine challenges for leadership of the Thieves Guild.
Thanks so much for your support! We're back to regularly scheduled programming this week. I hope you all enjoyed my short story interlude as much as I enjoyed writing it, but we're back with the team for ...
2019-10-29 23:13:51 +0000 UTC View Post
from James: "Only about 6 seconds of extra footage in this one, and the only thing I can remember right now is a dead dude's head getting eaten by rats. But hey, we get a custom thumbnail for this explicit version since YouTube would not approve the upload when I used this originally. They didn't like the ball gag. Thanks, patrons!"
2019-10-24 00:28:08 +0000 UTC View Post
With one night before their treasure hunter guides send them on their way to the haunted Oyakodo Islands, the Team prepares in their own special ways. Fletch cleans up. Margarine gets a drink from an old friend. Juno revisits the scene of a past crime.
Thanks so much for your support! This will be the last episode until the 30th (29th for you special people!), but I *may*...
2019-10-15 20:26:53 +0000 UTC View Post