ImmortalCockroach

How to bulshit a dragon

As the Primordial Azure Dragon watched Wuji's life trajectory, many of his questions were answered.

"Seventy-eight profound vein entrances?! This is unscientific!" The dragon felt his more than seventy million years of life view challenged!

It is an established fact that the maximum number of profound vein entrances is fifty-four! This applies to everyone, be they mortal or god.

Summer Harvest

"I know, my genius is almost frightening," Yun Wuji rolled his eyes.

"..." The Primordial Azure Dragon.

"Young human, your result is shocking. In thousands of years, you are the first to pass this stage of the trial. I often regretted leaving a trace of my soul and strength here, as the level of strength on this continent was too low. The trial seemed impossible for humans here. But...

Your talent is almost frightening!

The inheritance was hidden within a cave in a small mountain.

They both entered the cave, which was dark and eerily quiet. Not even the sound of the wind could be heard.

When they stepped in, the light from Wuji's Ethereal Qi Sanctuary, aka the transparent light barrier, illuminated the dark cave.

"Light profound energy, to think I could see it after such a long time, sigh." S...

Revenge?

"Alright;" He was surprised, but he quickly agreed, "Are you ready?"

"Yes!" She nodded, icy air swirling around her. With Wuji's help, she already broke through to the tenth level of the Sky Profound Realm, which puts her on the same level as the silver flood dragons.

Dragons are known as the strongest creatures, and although these two aren't true dragons, they are still very powerf...

Cuddles!

"R-right away, my lord!" Xiao Tiannan stammered, crawling to his feet. He hurried to the treasury along with the other elders, their faces pale with fear and desperation.

The only one left was the father, holding his son's motionless body. His head hung low, and his eyes were empty. It was unclear whether Wuji's words had affected him or if he had realized the vast gap in their strength a...

Mt. Tai

"Kill him!" the young master ordered. "Keep the woman alive."

Immediately, a man standing behind him shot towards Yun Wuji with incredible speed.

"Someone provoked Young Master Kang!"

"That woman is so beautiful; they're unlucky to have caught his attention."

"Sigh, that handsome man is going to die, and his woman will be taken too."

Amid the commotion, passersby b...

A wild young master appeared!

Chu Yuechan closed her eyes, and after a few moments, ice began to emerge beneath her feet, freezing the ground. The ice spread rapidly, and in no time, it covered a radius of several kilometers, freezing everything in its path—earth, trees, and even beasts.

Swoosh!

A gust of wind swept through, and the frozen trees and beasts shattered into icy dust.

Right after, t...

My genius frightens even me

"It's delicious!" Yuechan exclaimed, eating a slice of pizza. "You said this cheese is made from what? Spiritual jade milk?" she asked.

"That's right, I 'borrowed' a few liters from a large sect and made cheese from it," Wuji nodded. The Spirit Jade Milk is produced by spiritual white jade; one piece of this jade produces a droplet of milk every three days.

The great powers used it ...

Pineapple pizza

"The return of the Heaven Smiting Devil Emperor is already a terrible catastrophe. To think there is an even more catastrophic calamity lurking in the abyss," the phoenix sighed before its golden eyes vanished.

After exiting the trial, Yun Wuji reappeared before Chu Yuechan and Feng Baichuan.

"You're back quickly," Yuechan said, walking over and grabbing his hand. Feng Baichuan hadn...

Ultimate Bullshit

"The hint about needing ambition to pass the third stage was a misdirection. The phoenix, a righteous creature, left these trials as a gift to the Profound Sky Continent, not for the evil or heartless. The third trial uses the practitioner's happiest memories. Before the trial, I hinted that only a strong desire for power would help one pass. Those illusions came from your memories. Even if ded...

Phoenix Trial

As he stepped inside, the scene distorted, and he felt as though a storm had tossed him. He closed his eyes. After a long time, the weightless sensation faded. When he opened his eyes, he saw only pitch-black darkness.

Suddenly, two narrow lines of golden light appeared in the darkness before him. They slowly opened like a pair of narrowed eyes... No, they were eyes! Gigantic golden eyes ...

Phoenix clan

The Ten Thousand Beast Mountain Range is a paradise for profound beasts. Violent Nascent and Earth Profound beasts roam the mountains, and rumors say three Sky Profound beasts also dwell there. 

At night, Yun Wuji and Little Fairy arrived at the mountain range, landing on the ground. Their goal was naturally the Phoenix trial. 

It was night, and the roars of profound beast...

Blue Wind Empire

Chu Yuechan woke up early in the morning. When she stepped out of the room, she saw Yun Wuji meditating.

She walked closer silently, observing him. This was the first time she had taken a good look at him.

He looked quite young, which explained why he got angry when she called him senior. His handsome face and gentle, clean, and quiet demeanor exuded an infectious aura that made peo...

You are a good person

"Ah!" She woke abruptly, a throbbing headache pulsing through her head as she realized she was lying on a soft, plush bed.

"You're awake?" A voice, calm yet concerned, came from behind her.

"Who are you?" she asked, turning to see a figure of a man standing at the door. Her voice was still groggy from just waking up.

"I am Yun Wuji, the one who saved your life. What is your na...

My grandmother is ill...

"Human, you have nowhere to run. Surrender, and I shall leave your body intact," the dragon growled, a malevolent expression on its face as it unleashed another blast of dragon breath.

The breath was too fast for her to avoid. Desperately, the woman conjured an ice lotus behind her to block the attack.

The beam struck the ice lotus, causing a violent explosion. Shards flew everywher...

Meat!

The Crescent Wilderness is a vast expanse in the Sky Profound Continent, situated between the Blue Wind Empire and the Black Fiend Nation. This region is overflowing with beasts, some of them as powerful as the Tyrant Profound Realm.

Viewed from the sky, the wilderness forms a distinct crescent moon shape, which is how it earned its name.

In the middle of the wilderness, a simple wo...

My sword is bigger!

The ocean stretched out in serene calmness, its surface gently rippling under the sun. Large fishes occasionally broke through the surface, their bodies glistening before they vanished into the depths.

Swoosh!

A shadow flew overhead at incredible speed, leaving a trail on the water as it passed by.

Wuji glanced at the creatures below before looking ahead. He had been flying fo...

Dogs a man's faithful companions

Not long after Wuji left, the disciples of the sect finally arrived, only after the chaos had settled.

"What happened here?"

"Where are the Sect Master and the elders?!"

They searched the area but found nothing except a desolate, burned-out hole.

The ignorant disciples didn't know they were stepping on them.

Wuji didn't kill everyone in the sect; his sole targets w...

The true sword arts

Thump!

Losing support from the sword, Lin Ting collapsed onto his son.

Wuji pointed his finger and fired a red beam. The beam pierced through Lin Ting's body, damaging his profound veins and crippling him. After passing through him, it struck Lin Mo, also crippling him.

Lin Mo remained unconscious, showing no reaction.

"Arh!! My cultivation, no!!!!" Lin Ting cried out in...

Bait! baits?

The domain expanded enveloping everyone, a dark gray power surrounded everyone present in its reach.

"Ah!"

"A domain?"

"What is this domain?!"

Panic spread among the Sword Unity Sect members caught within Wuji's spatial grasp, and their movements slowed.

"Domain? hmph!" Seeing the domain, Grand Elder snorted in disdain, "Domains are just ticks used by Thrones to bu...

Domain expansion

"Who are you?!" Xia Ming exclaimed, staggering back. The person in front of him seemed familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before.

Wuji had been just 12 years old back then, but now, at 17, he had grown taller, his features more defined and mature. His once boyish appearance had transformed into that of a young man, with a stronger build and sharper facial features th...

Long time no see

Back in the cave, the space trembled slightly, and Yun Wuji reappeared.

"Although space power consumes too much energy, it sure is convenient," Wuji remarked with a smile. "That beast was really dumb. It couldn't even figure out that I was trying to lure."

From beginning to end, Wuji's planning was impeccable.

From the initial position to the first attack to the verbal provoca...

Nah id win!

As the man ejaculated, countless sperm raced toward the womb.

'Ehh, where am I?' one of them wondered.

'WTF?! I'm a sperm?! How is this possible?' The sperm was shocked, but it couldn't stop. Its instinct to reach the egg drove it involuntarily forward.

'Forget it! I'll figure out what's going on later. Right now, I need to secure my ticket in life!'

'Although these sper...