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Episode 331 - Spawn Camping

Watching Loved Ones Die
Disnefication of Animals

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Episode 330 - Stop Texting My Daughter

Joel is filling in for Buck this week, and we're talking about some stuff that may get us removed from Youtube, mostly...

- Democracy
- Unprofessional Development

We live in a world of dolts, dummies, and the easily programmed. It is due to this democracy has failed us, even you reading this now. Do you research what you're voting for? Of course not, it's not worth you time. To w...

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Bonus Bits - Tab & Chaco

Tab and Chaco take some time to sit down and discuss the changes to the show over the years. Some behind the scenes discussion, and some opinions about life.

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Minisode 50 - Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good

Buck and Tony are getting together on their own, this could go really well or really poorly. They're talking about...

- The Devil
- TV Show Intros
- Cartoons Made from Adult Media
- Dismissive Confidence

Getting older I've realized life is just a cycle of satanic panics. First it's the devil, then it's violence on TV, then it's speech on the internet, onwards and so on. The...

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Episode 329 - In-don't

Welcome back HWIDG fans and non-fans alike. In order to listen to this episode we need to collect some personal data. First off how would you respond in the following situations?

- Guessing the Killer Too Early
- Recruitment Portals

In whodunits the fun is trying to guess which person commited the crime, that's where they came up with the term. There's a fine balance between maki...

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Episode 328 - Ghost B.O.

Tim is back from another whirlwind adventure in the southwest. He's rootin and tootin, and about to take a shot, oh no the target somehow sensed that the shot happened and jumped 20 feet to the right...

- When Bandits Jump 20 Feet
- The Cattle Call
- Premature Praise

We live in a world of empty vessels. People who have nothing happening inside their heads. They need to be herd...

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Episode 327 - Quid Pro Quo

El Chaco is calling in once again, and it's time to discuss the ongoing war! That's right the War between original Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew Code Red. So pick your colors and get ready to join the frontlines of

Cultural Vandalism
Mandatory Workplace Harassment Training

We've seen now year after year the slow destruction of our culture. From the homogenization of design, the ...

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Episode 326 - Don't Grate it in the Grindah

Buck is back in action he's riling up ghosts, ghouls, and demons and he's opening a can of Mountain Dew Code Red on...

Mandatory Overblown Cutesy BS Work Meetings
Entitlement

These days everything is Mandatory, they add that tag onto things as if the everything else at your job is optional. Hey did you do your Mandatory Clocking in on time? What about your Mandatory doing your jo...

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Episode 325 - One's Trial

Tony is back again this week. He's got a big disney hate boner going and we're talking about.

- Geriatric Action Stars
- Algorithmic Content

These days it seems there's hardly anyone in that 30-80 bracket that is breaking in to new action star roles. No instead we just keep trotting out old men in front of the audience so boomers can feel like their heroes from adulthood are jus...

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Episode 324 - Platinum Plus Preferred

Tim is back from the hell of the lone star state and we're talking about,

Loyalty Programs
Fanbaiting

Are you earning points in the app today? What about your loyalty card? Do you want to share your email for coupons and exclusive deals? All of this nonsense to save a buck, to pretend that your miserable experience is somehow heightened from the misery it actually entails. But h...

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Episode 323 - It's All In Your Head

Tab is at the end of his rope this week, so he called in the old guard to cover the episode. Buck and Chaco are back in form for a rip roaring episode that absolutely won’t get us banned from the internet, and they’re talking about

- Brainwave Fuckery
- Mistaken Unprofessionalism

The age of AI has begun and rather than train it to be better, they’re simply training us to be...

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Episode 322 - Blank Inside

Tim is squeezing us in before he heads to hell itself in San Antonio, so he's ringing us out with what might be his final issue.

Blank Space
Therapy Advocates

Design is like pretty much all artistic works these days, it's design by committee, zero risk, control the flow of info, and lesser than the works that came before. So now we get big blocks of color, or white, for no reason...

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Episode 321 - Eventually Right

Welcome back fans to this extra beefy episode of HWIDG. El Chaco is on the loose and we're talking about some minor annoyances,

Conspiracy Haters
Water Conservationists

A lot of conspiracy theories are bunk, some seem unrealistic but then get proven later, others are obvious truths that we're misled to believe are false. In any case why is it that people hate those who espouse c...

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Episode 320 - Save Game

Tab didn't plan well so we threw this episode together last minute. The joke is on us because Streamyard decided it didn't need to record Tab or the Sound Board for the second half of the episode. So instead we've got the processed straight youtube feed to deal with while we complain about...

Unresolved Glitches
Above and Beyond as the Expectation

Fallout 4 was released in 2015, ...

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Episode 319 - Observed

Tim is back on the show and we're talking about new year new me, and our resolutions this year are going to blow your mind, things like,

Observed Holidays
Tulsa King

Just because a holiday falls on your normal day off, does that really mean you need to get an extra day? Commerce needs to commence, people have shit to do, and more importantly they need to get away from these damn ...

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Tab and Tim Watch - Rhinestone (Again)

Well Buck, Tony, and Chaco couldn't join us, but we went ahead and watched it again anyway. Rhinestone the greatest film of 1984, the 20th Century, and quite possibly the history of Cinema. Join us as we try to pinpoint the movement you love Rhinestone, or discover you have no heart.

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Episode 318 - Scratchers

We've made it through Christmas, Kwanzaa is upon us, and as we run out the clock on 2022 Buck is back for two last issues for the year.

Overstimulation
Eye of the Holidays

For some reason everything these days needs to Light up, Make Noise, Have a Screen, and otherwise be as obnoxious as possible. On top of that there's the horrid swell of humanity that all needs to pack in to ev...

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Episode 317 - Happy Secularmas

New introductions are made in this Festivus episode of HWIDG. So grab yourself a bagel, and get ready as we air some grievances in the name of our patron saint, Frank Costanza...

- X-mas
- Kicking Out the Ladder
- Fake AI Movies

While we weren't looking a secular group snuck in during the night and cut the face off of your favorite holiday and taped it onto their soulless cash...

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Episode 316 - Long Train Running

Tim is back on the show and we're doing something different this week, it's like an old episode of HWIDG fully stocked. We're coming in hot and talking about

- Holiday Parking
- Jingle Bells
- Fake Snow
- Wednesday

It's that time of year, blow out deals on garbage you don't need and 320 million other Americans wandering around aimlessly in department store after outlet mall...

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Episode 315 - Egg on Your Face

Gabbin about Godzilla Returns! By spite request we spend until 39:48 talking about Shin Godzilla with the one and only Justin Silverman! Tony has nothing to say about the film, but Justin sure does! Then Tab and Tony sit down and talk about...

Dating App Ads
Spotify Wrap Up

You're on the internet trying to wheel some snipers, this one has a beeg a tihdi, that one has a nice smile...

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Episode 314 - All Hail the King (ft. Madcucks)

Flashback, it's 2016 again, Buck and Chaco are the hosts of the show and a very special guest is in studio to whine and complain he got cucked. That's right Madcucks comes out from his alley way, if he sees his shadow it means there will be 6 more years of Dick Masterson being more successful than he'll ever be. While he figures that out the hosts are talking about...

- Vindication
- G...

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Episode 313 - In Kirk We Trust

No Hate November is winding down this Thanksgiving but we're still going strong, much like Chaco's internet this week. The Academy of Podcast Affiliates is sitting in so we're trying to clean things up while we discuss;

- Hayes Code Movies
- Star Trek: The Original Series

In 1934 it was clear, movies were terrible. Rather than doing the right thing and cancelling Hollywood, Holly...

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New avenues of support

With the internet in the state that it is these days, I know many people aren't hip to the Patreon model. If you've been looking for a way to subscribe to the show but maintain your ethics boy do we have the solution for you!

The page is still under review but I hope to announce in the next day or two we are open for business. For now the archival content will stay on patreon until we ca...

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Episode 312 - The Dan Schneider of Boobs

This is it HWIDG fans, 6 whole years of uninterrupted content and we're still going strong. The show has under gone a lot of changes, including the latest change with No Hate November which we continue discussing...

- Logan
- Being Organized
- Star Trek: The Next Generation

So many franchises end after a few sequels bomb, the ratings drop, or an actor dies. It leaves us all wa...

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Episode 311 - #1 Pasta in Iowa

No Hate November continues and for a second week in a row the co-host comes in hot with a REWORKED Don't Get. I personally disavow all of these shenanigans. I'm bringing in real Do Gets and these clowns try and stay the course, how embarrassing.

- Representing Yourself
- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

The constitution guarantees you a right to a speedy trial, a right to face your ac...

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Episode 310 - Mr. Ed Goes to College

It's November and that means it's time to be thankful. Thankful for this podcasts consecutive running streak compared to other podcasts on the See You Next Tuesday network. We're very thankful and that's why we're talking about

Running Water
Star Trek - Voyager

You spend 40 years thinking you're a wild animal caged in society. Every day is a struggle, biding your time for the end...

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Episode 309 - Blackout

Just a heads up, we weren’t able to use StreamYard like normal this week, Joel was without power or stable internet when recording rolled around. Luckily we were able to work around it, so his audio quality left something to be desired. Towards the end we start getting RF interference from an incoming storm, it’s not awful, but it’s noticeable.

In Brightest Day, in Darkest Night, no...

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Episode 308 - Candy or Ritual Hazing

Tim is back on this episode and we're stark naked and fully armed ready to open fire at anything that's

- Dumb Audiences
- The Decline of Trick or Treating

Spending the last 3 years watching a lot of movies I've come to see that older films on the whole are better than others. Of course you have some real stinkers from the past, but think about how many classic films you love cam...

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Before & After - Halloween Ends

We're back again and this time we're reviewing Halloween Ends. AKA Halloween 3, AKA Halloween 4, AKA Halloween 13, AKA Halloween How Michael Got His Groove Back.

It's time to fucking stop. When you need an info graphic like this to figure out what fucking movie is part of which continuity it's time to call it quits. I mean look at this.

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Minisode 49 - May Make Good

Even fewer episodes behind, more to make up and we're working hard. Thank you for supporting the show!

Not Being Able to Breathe

Reddit Names

Outdoor Events

Letting Down Your Benefactors

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