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This Months New Mix up!

Letters to Santa! this is gonna be a new thing I'm doing for this month for Christmas! 

it's going to be a mix of comms and the monthly mix of things we usually do! so let me explain it in this post!

Step one! Write a letter to Santa! (For real)

Yeah write a letter to Santa tell him how naughty or nice you've been and maybe what you want for christmas or maybe what you de...

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All the boys!

Meant to postthis on here but here are some boys I was making!

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Spanksgiving 16 Corner Time

“NOW! You sit there and THINK about what you done! I mean destroying an entire building, what were you thinking!” Wrex called out his face more redder than usual and his permanent scowl looking somehow even more scowlier. Grunt took a seat wincing as his cheeks touched the wood somehow making this entire ordeal worse. “Come on it wasnt tha- HRGH!” He shouted as another slap of the steel...

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Spanksgiving 15 Public

The ambient water of the pool reflected the artificial lights giving it an unnatural vibrant azul. Something about the water was perfect, a little too perfect but on this fine evening an adult swim had been called as the pool was closing down for the night. This didn’t deter our couple of the day who swam around the bends at breakneck speeds pushing and goading the other to go even faster. ...

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Spanksgiving 14 Ointment

“Ahh! Thank yah much bud! You may have earned yourself a good romp after this!” The Scotsman cooed as Yao rubbed green tea ointment on the hot and hairy rump of the Scotsman. “Uh- remind me again how you got these “scars?”” Chuckled Yao as he dumped another dollop of the cream on his hands then went right back to massaging the ass.

The Scotsman’s brow furrowed. “Well we go...

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Spanksgiving 13 Improvised Implement

As the morning dew glistened across the meadow Gobber let out a mighty yawn amongst the sun. He tasted his morning breath and just barely began to open his eyes but his eyelids proved too heavy he then went to rub his eyes but couldn't. His arms were tied together and amongst that he was upside down and not in his bed at all! And even weirder, his pants were down!

“What's going on!”...

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Spanksgiving 12 Squirm


“Who’s been a naughty buck?” Yuelia then strapped another line of red across Santa's ass causing him to seeth into his ball gag. “Oh, I know you wanna curse at me so badly saint nick, but that’s why the ball gag is in now, far too noisy.” She then smacked him again with the paddle earring a loud CRACK followed by more moaning from the reindeer.

At this time unbeknow...

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Spanksgiving 11 Showing The Marks

(Cont. From Day 4)

The door opened then angrily slammed as a small hamster and a large reindeer stomped through the room. The only thing that could be heard from either of them were a mix of grumbles and sniffles as well as rustling as Comet tried to rub the red off his butt.

When they got to another door they both entered and got into almost traditional positions. Comet laid on R...

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Spanksgiving 10 Roomates

SMACK!!! “AHH!” This pattern had been on repeat for a couple of minutes now. A nice smack followed by either a yelp of hissing sound by me. “Hah hah! Take that my naughty nerd bird!” May have to put you in the pit as some corner time! I had lost the remote- again and again and I guess that Ayden finally thought that maybe this would be a good way to help me remember, n- not that I reall...

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Spanksgiving 9 Magic

Skin crawling shreeks and thunderous smacks could be heard year round inside the lair of the infamous Paddul. A dragon so wicked they left adventures squawking in their boots just from the mere mention of them, for any adventure foolish enough to challenge the dragon exited with their pants around their ankles, their butt’s burned to blaze with heat rivaling the sun, and a wispy call to their...

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Spanksgiving 8 Fraternity Hazing

“MAY I HAVE ANOTHER SIR!!” This was heard all over the Frat house Gamma Alpha Epsilon. It had become just another noise to add to the stimulation of the day, like, the gentle hum an air conditioner gave off, but eventually it just began to drift away. What Blitzen had not gotten used to was his new name, Pledge. “Another cog in this frat house aye.” He thought to himself trying to stay ...

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Spanksgiving 7 Wedgie Spanking

There’s always a calming presence to a graveyard. Something about a final resting place, it always seems so stagnant, unchanging. This was the main reason a friend and I went out there. Just to relax and talk away from all the hubbub of the city. This place was respected by every living creature around it to just be. Little did the graveyard know not everything around it was actually alive. <...

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Spanksgiving 6 Pants Down


A large drop of sweat ran down Badgerclops’ face as the paddle tapped his nude behind. “Hey uh- Mao- is this really necessary?” Mao Mao’s ears perked up as he faced the goliath. “Well of course Badgerclops! You see a good bare butt spanking really brings out a hero’s gusto and fortifies their character! Well there’s been plenty of times that even myself have tasted the ...

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Spanksgiving 5 Gambling

Getting caught cheating at a little game of chance isn’t all that bad. You usually get yelled at or called out, then told you're not allowed to play anymore. Pretty simple! And nothing too painful about it either. Well, unless maybe money is on the line... 

 So a couple days back I’m playing a game of black jack with my bud Comet and his brothers. Firstly, I realize they hav...

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Spanksgiving 4 Brat

The night was boring like any other. Stock more shelves, again. Polish the floors, again. Clean up the same mess that old Mrs. Ollo left at the coffee machine--AGAIN. The monotony was starting to take its toll on ol' Kinkenstein and even the usual distractions were leaving his head in a state of wonder. “It’s almost closing time, we're almost done,” he said to himself. That is, until he h...

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Spanksgiving 3 Restrained

Another night busting asses, punishing brats, and maybe every so often a bit of "fun", but that was all cut short when a non-local was brought in to deal with a "monster". Now  LISTEN! I can't say I have FULL control over that form, or that I remember the uh--nights after... Or where all these new underwear keeps coming from... The ones that aren't even my size... BUT! That doesn't mean I'...

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Spanksgiving 2 Coach

Hot steam pooled around the room as Blitzen's shower came to an end. He put his hand up to his now floppy hair and navigated past other men to find his towel. With a couple good tousles his hair, now alleviated of water, could stand up on it's own. Out of the corner of his eye he saw his brother Donner. Heftier than most in there but still supporting a sculpted body much like his own.

"Co...

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Spanksgiving 1 Daddy

As the door crept open two antlers poked in followed by an ear and then the head. Comet surveyed the entryway making sure the house was as lifeless as it seemed to be from the outside. He crept in gingerly, making sure to creep the door as slow and soundless as possible behind him as the cold air was dominated by the warmth of the home. With each step another bead of sweat began to run down his...

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1st of October Mismatch

Sorry y'all I got backtracked by my Midterms and ive been trying like crazy to catch up but I couldn't.. This weekend I can tho! so stay tuned for October's comic mates and everything that comes with!

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Speckle Sequence 1

Really wanted to add in some grunts and such of Speckle and Joel but I just couldn't find any good clips of the two making isolated noises!

Also I intend to make this like a 1 min animation of Speckle getting creampied! With like 3 seperate shot (not this month) 

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MISMATCH Illustrations!

I really like theses parings sometimes (as you can probably tell..) so I made some more looks at theses characters! some that could also probably work as covers for their respective stories!who knows?

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Warm Up Sketches Y'all!!!

Just lil sketches and such! Might finish these who knows?


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Hmm???

no explanation just posting this here to make me wanna finish it

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Game concept!

Just the wip and fini of that revised game concept, might work at this more but i can't code so..... no idea....

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Just random doodles of the power couple that could!

Maybe there's a story here, maybe there isn't. I really don't know!

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October MISMATCH

MISMATCH October is happening If you got a character plop them in the discord MISMATCH Recommendations

And if your not on the discord uh... Comment them bellow or just send me a DM


Also mates it's halloween so maybe we can get spooky???!!! 

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Forgot to plop this here!!!

Here's September's Mismatch between an orc and a cookie! so um yeah a bit of a weirdo one! but! it works well!!

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Calling for characters!!

MISMATCH September is happening If you got a character plop them in the discord MISMATCH Recommendations

And if your not on the discord uh... Comment them bellow or just send me a DM

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MISMATCH!! Good Eatin'

Here's august's Mismatch y'all! and were now getting underway with September's!!

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September Low down!

Hey y'all happy September!!

I firstly wanna say, thanks for joining me for another month I highly appreciate it! This patreon has always been a fun thing to do and I will continue to do until y'all are sick of it!

But lets talk bout the end of August. So school happened. School kicked my ass hard! and I mean HARD!! The kind of ass kicking that you get up and there's not one but se...

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