Chapter 106: Tsukuyo's Shock
Doujin Artist: What kind of insane way did you watch a DVD to make yourself this exhausted!? What kind of freak are you!?
Curly-haired Guy: Now that I think about it, it must be that kind of way! The Armstrong cannon kind of way!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Kids don’t get it!
Wig Guy: Gonna wash my hands, th...
2025-06-04 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 100
With a loud "whoosh," the wooden sliding door was opened.
Everyone turned their gaze toward the sound and saw an old man, drunk and leaning against the door, holding a cheap bottle of liquor.
His eyes were bleary, and he kept burping. When he noticed the four people standing in the room, he frowned.
“What’s this? Why are there just a bunch of brats?” 2025-06-03 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 105: Side Effects of Watching DVDs
[Scarlet Lotus Fairy has ended the stream. Viewers: 6. Total time: 15 minutes. Points earned: 90.]
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Thanks for watching, everyone.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hehehe, no problem! This stream was really awesome, Sister Mochou.
This is an Actor: Too bad we didn’t get to see the public execution scene.
Scarle...
2025-06-03 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 99
"Oh hey, you're that teacher from the Hatake family, right? Feels like I haven’t seen you in years."
As Hatake Satoru walked past the shopping street next to the civilian school, an auntie standing by a shop entrance suddenly lit up.
Then she called out loudly like she had just recognized him.
"Yeah, I was out of the village for a while. Just got back yester...
2025-06-02 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 104: The Death of Yin Zhiping
“You think you can stop me?”
Li Mochou twisted her body and swung her sword in the direction of Guo Jing and Qiu Chuji. A flash of silver burst forth with a gust of sword energy.
Not daring to be careless, Guo Jing quickly gathered his inner power and sent a powerful palm strike toward the incoming sword energy. The sound of dragons ro...
2025-06-02 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 98
Come on, Hatake Satoru was the guy secretly pulling the strings in Kirigakure of the Land of Water.
Money? Not a problem.
Getting a job? No way—he was never getting a job, not in this lifetime.
And he had no interest in getting tangled up with Konohagakure’s messy politics.
Just look at those two old men—
manipulating Itachi and Shisui, actin...
2025-06-01 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 103: Slaughter Begins
Curly-haired Guy: What a bro! Huo Du’s a real one!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: She was this close—Mochou was almost officially the Blushing Fairy.
Doujin Artist: Dammit! That was our chance!
This is an Actor: Yeah… a little disappointed.
Disappointed your ass!
Li Mochou really felt like cursing someone right now.
How had s...
2025-06-01 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 97
“Anyone who gives Naruto food fails.”
While pushing Hatake Satoru away, Kakashi turned his head and gave the two behind them that warning.
Then the two of them disappeared from the area near the training field.
Even though Hatake Satoru had given them some dango earlier, that kind of sweet stuff didn’t really fill you up.
As soon as Sakura and Sasu...
2025-05-31 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 102: Mochou-chan’s About to Break
With her beautiful face and quiet, graceful presence, the white silk dress lightly floating in the breeze, and her long black hair dancing like a sprite’s, she looked like a snow fairy stepping straight out of a painting. Everyone was momentarily stunned.
“The Xiaolongnü! She’s here!”
“That’s her?”
“She’s gor...
2025-05-31 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 96
“Well, I’ve got the bells now. Let’s just say I’m the mystery savior sent to help the unlucky students who can’t graduate!”
Hatake Satoru threw in a wink, like he was making some weird kind of victory speech.
“……”
Kakashi just lay there, stiff as a board, not moving a muscle.
Even while lying on the ground, he was thinking about how h...
2025-05-30 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 101: The Supporting Cast Arrives
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Uh, something from the past?
This is an Actor: Probably about when Mochou tricked her junior martial sister, right?
Doujin Artist: Ah, I remember now. Back then, Mochou-sister went all over the martial world spreading the tale of the Dragon Girl of the Ancient Tomb, saying whoever married her would inherit treasur...
2025-05-30 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 95
Chapter Ninety-Five: Just because you’re a teacher doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want~
“Don’t tell me you’ve started picking on kids now too.”
Along with the voice came a soft jingling sound.
That bell sound... Why did it sound so familiar? There was something annoyingly familiar about it, like it was burned into his DNA.
No way. Is th...
2025-05-29 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 100: Settling a Past Karma
[Notice: Curly-haired Guy, Amegakure Village's Angel, Shark-Faced Guy, Skirt-Flipping Maniac, Doujin Artist, Machete Girl, This is an Actor have joined the livestream.]
Doujin Artist: Wow, Mouchou-sister is actually streaming!
Machete Girl: Where is this? The view is beautiful!
“This is Mount Zhongnan,” Li Mouchou said softly, a sli...
2025-05-29 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 94
3 p.m.
Sasuke was still standing, but Naruto and Sakura were already sitting against a tree.
They had been standing in the middle of the training field at first, but as the sun got hotter toward noon, they moved to the shade to wait for Kakashi.
Now even the strong noon sun was gone—so why still no sign of Kakashi!?
“Did our teacher forget he was sup...
2025-05-28 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 99: World Mission
Silence.
At this moment, the entire chat fell into an odd silence.
They believed it! Kotaro, the idiot, actually believed the Aizen Virus story! And he’s seriously thinking about getting vaccinated? What a fool!
Even Gintoki and everyone else in the group thought this way.
Although they all knew Kotaro had some idiotic tendencies, like r...
2025-05-28 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 93
Time flew by. It was now the 60th year of Konohagakure, in the Land of Fire.
The classroom was nearly empty—only three students were left.
“So slow… All the other teachers have already picked up their students. Only we’re still here,” said Haruno Sakura, leaning against a desk with a sigh.
Naruto was standing on a chair, using it to wedge the blackbo...
2025-05-27 23:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 92
The moment Hatake Satoru said the word “holding back,” Kimimaro stepped on a rock and, together with Killer Bee, quickly covered his mouth.
Things were already tense enough—don’t stir things up even more!!
It was rare to see A look like he was about to back off for now since he couldn’t land a hit on Hatake Satoru.
Don’t make it worse when we’re ...
2025-05-26 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 98: Where are we getting our vaccines?
Curly-haired Guy: Idiot Katsura, serves you right! Making stuff up like that is banned in this group. Even if Lord Aizen is our enemy, we still have to show respect!
Sakata Gintoki wiped the sweat from his forehead, his body trembling a little. He just hoped he wouldn’t get dragged into this.
Doujin Artist: Also, why was your fi...
2025-05-26 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 97: Wiggy's Surprise
Machete Girl: A host club? Isn’t that a place for pleasing women? You gave that kind of coupon as a gift to our group leader?
Kotonoha Katsura froze, wide-eyed.
Shark-Faced Guy: Wow, this is one incredible newbie.
Hoshigaki Kisame grinned from ear to ear, really wanting to see what Aizen’s face looked like right now.
Curly-haired Gu...
2025-05-25 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 91
“Huh?”
Hatake Satoru turned his head in confusion and saw a tall, muscular, dark-skinned man who looked like he was sparking with electricity.
At first glance, it looked like he was cosplaying as a Super Saiyan.
But from the way he looked and carried himself, this had to be the Fourth Raikage, A.
“Ahhh! Wait, wait, this guy’s supposed to be my ra...
2025-05-25 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 96: Group Master, Here’s a Gift from the Newcomer
Silence.
The moment this notification appeared, the group suddenly fell silent. After a while, the chat window began to scroll again.
Doujin Artist: That username... no way?
Curly-haired Guy: There’s no way, right?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It’s happening! A samurai even more degenerate than Gin-san has r...
2025-05-24 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 90
Killer Bee still held a sword in one hand, staring wide-eyed in disbelief. For once, he wasn’t even thinking about his usual raps.
A foreigner had not only found him, but blocked every single one of his blades in one go.
It was unbelievable.
There had been other outsiders who tried to sneak in and investigate the Eight-Tails before.
But it had been a l...
2025-05-24 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 89
There were no man-made paths around the mountains near Cloud and Thunder Gorge. All the peaks shot straight up from the ground, looking almost exactly the same.
Even though it was technically inside Kumogakure, the place was completely empty and wild.
Thick clouds and mist covered the area below the mountains, making it impossible to see what was underneath.
B...
2025-05-23 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 95: Samurai Fight with Chainsaws
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Airi-chan, what’s with the question mark?
Doujin Artist: Nothing, nothing at all.
It was hard to explain.
At that moment, Inori really felt embarrassed. She had lost to a middle schooler. And, now that she thought about it, wasn’t she probably the one with the smallest conscience in the whole group?
<... 2025-05-23 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 88
“Huh?! Huh huh…”
A few Kumogakure Village guards who had been slacking off suddenly looked up at Hatake Satoru’s smiling face.
“When did you even get here?”
One of the guards took the teacher ID and looked around, clearly confused.
They’d been standing there reading the paper together—but they couldn’t believe someone had walked up with...
2025-05-22 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 94: Ruiko: My Conscience is Too Thick, I Can't Feel It
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It really feels real. You can imagine just how hated Makoto Ito must be. This is probably the real wrath of heaven.
Doujin Artist: Too bad he died so early. Otherwise, I might’ve had the urge to kill him myself!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Even though he’s dead, his body is still here. Thi...
2025-05-22 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 87
“It's all gone.”
Tsunade and Shizune stared at the empty basket. Not a single chip was left.
At first, she had been playing ten chips per round. After losing all of those, she switched to playing one at a time.
In the end, nothing was left at all.
And the whole thing hadn’t even taken two hours.
Shizune took a deep breath. She knew Tsunade ha...
2025-05-21 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 93: The Intruder!
Shark-Faced Guy: Were we tricked? Was that new member not actually Makoto Itou?
This is an Actor: Judging from his username and how he acted, that’s unlikely. Usually, when someone’s about to die, all they want is a way out. Faking their identity just to mess with us? That’d be nuts.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yeah. People are usually honest when they...
2025-05-21 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 92: What? Makoto didn’t die?
Amegakure Village's Angel: You mean she’s not cute?
Curly-haired Guy: If we're using demons as a standard, then yeah, I guess she’s cute.
Amegakure Village's Angel: I’m mad now! How dare you call such a cute girl a demon? Anzen-san, help me teach him a lesson!
[System: Curly-haired Guy has been muted by the group owner for 10 ...
2025-05-20 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 86
The casino was noisy and chaotic, with Hatake Satoru and Tsunade heading upstairs.
The first floor was full of people gambling small amounts, mainly civilian ninjas looking for a way to pass the time.
The more of these people there were, the noisier it got, with everyone shouting when they won or lost.
The air was thick with smoke and the smell of alcohol, and...
2025-05-20 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post