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The Himbo Machine – Chapter Six

I barely got any rest. The joint helped a little, but I woke up around four in the morning and couldn’t get back to sleep. Eddie was snoring next to me peacefully. His scent was driving me wild. Sweaty and masculine... I wanted to curl up next to him so bad.

Instead I got up before the sun and I took a long shower. That woke Eddie up too, so we were on the road early. Breakfast was coff...

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Off The Page

My internet pen name is ‘Richard Shaft’. Maybe you’ve read some of my erotica. I’ve got a good little niche, writing stories about straight guys who get transformed into oversexed gay muscle jocks.

I’m won’t tell you my real name – I keep my real life separate. I’ve got a good career as an accountant. It’s not exactly exciting, but it’s a reliable nine-to-five.

T...

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The Himbo Machine - Chapter Five

Hey guys - it's been a week full of writing, and I'm pleased to slide in under the wire with the latest chapter of The Himbo Machine.  I'm really happy with this chapter – Grant is coming alive and pushing me beyond the original plot outline.

I hope you'll enjoy the hell out of it.  Comments are always appreciated.

This book exists because you're he...

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Sellout

“Dad, I gotta go,” I whispered. “I’m at work, okay? I’m not even supposed to be on my phone.”

“Matt, you’ve got to get a real job,” Dad said, oblivious to my concern. “Working at a record store? At your age? C’mon Matt, it’s time to knock on some doors. Just take your resume around and practice your handshake.”

I rolled my eyes. Dad is such a boomer.

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Think Pink

Hey guys - it's been a long month.  I moved into a new house and we had to paint the whole thing.  Of course, I couldn't resist a pink accent wall.  There are a couple more stories coming before the end of the month, so I decided to release this one for free, both here and on GSS.

Let me know what you think!

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It’s impossib...

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Yibble Dibble Doo

I was sitting with DJ at the coffee place. That one in the student union building. It’s where we go to pretend like we’re studying.

“Dude, how is she even with that tool?” DJ was moaning.

He was staring at Allison. DJ’s been crushing on her since first year, but she won’t even give him the time of day. She hooked up with her boyfriend sometime during frosh week and the t...

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The Good Neighbour

My name’s Joe. It’s a no-bullshit name, and I’m a no-bullshit guy. All you little bitches out there, complaining how hard your life is, toughen up okay?

I’m twenty-six and I’ve worked hard for everything I’ve got. I know some people get help from the ‘Bank of Mom and Dad’, but I bought this house on my own. I’ve got a good place, a good job, and a degree in accounting. View Post

The Himbo Machine - Chapter Four

Sam was like... totally right. I should invite Eddie over for supper. Show him that he’s wrong – Sam’s not evil or whatever... Eddie’s just pissed off cause someone else is fuckin’ me now.

And like – Eddie’s a good fuck. He’s got a great cock. But he’s so annoying sometimes, all worried and boring. I mean... the guy was wearing a grey polo shirt. How basic can you get? View Post

Twenty-Five

Hey folks - Metabods is celebrating it's 25th anniversary.  They've put out a call for stories that involve the number '25', and I couldn't resist writing a little something for them.  I've just submitted it over there, and I thought y'all might enjoy it too!

(This one's totally free – it's fairly short and it's being posted elsewhere.)

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Diverted

Hey guys, I hope everyone had a great holiday.  I spent too much time in airports, so here's a little story inspired by the flight.

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I hate the Calgary airport. The security lineup sucks. I always feel like I’m going to miss my flight. You shouldn’t have to be an olympic athlete to make it to your gate. Our gate was a helpful ten minute spr...

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The Himbo Machine - Chapter Three

I knocked on Sam’s door early Sunday. I don’t get my pill til nine, but I figured I was out for my run anyhow, so why not stop by and see if he’d fuck me first.

“Hey,” Tyler said. He was shirtless and holding a cup of coffee. Two different kids of steamy.

“Hey,” I said with my widest grin. A week ago I woulda been embarrassed to be here, shirtless and sweaty and grinni...

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Campus King

Hey guys - here's another one inspired by a message from y'all.  Hope you enjoy it!  That wraps up the two paid posts for the month – you'll see the next chapter of The Himbo Machine before New Years if you're on the Horny Himbo tier!

Happy holidays!

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My name’s Logan McKay, and you probably hate my guts.

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The Second Chance Hotel

Hey guys - this one was a fan request.  It's a reboot of an older story of mine.  As always, thanks for reading!  - Derek

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We were stuffed into Michael’s station wagon, driving up to Oceanside.

It’s a small town on the west coast of Oregon. According to Michael’s cousin, it was a hidden gem. Amazing beaches, welcoming locals, an...

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Smart as a Whip

Hey guys - I wrote a longer story and I don

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Top Me

Here's a new free story for you!  It's been cross-posted over at GSS to help promote the Patreon.

I was out for a drink with my friends, hanging out at our favourite bar. It’s called ‘The Cocky Goblin’, and it’s exactly as gay as it sounds.

There’s nothing deep about the three of us. I’m twenty-three, I work in the marketing department at a bank, and I’m ...

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Jocking Out

My voice was caught in my throat. I felt like I was choking. I could hear my pulse thundering in my ears.

A few feet away, my therapist was looking at me with kind eyes. She was quiet. Waiting for what we both knew was coming.

“I’ve never come out to anyone,” I said, finally choking out the words.

“Don’t worry Brad, you’re not coming out right now,” she said. “...

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The Himbo Machine - Chapter Two

I couldn’t stop thinking about those sex pills.

It had been almost a week since Professor Larkin’s party, and every morning I woke up craving another one of those pills. Or, if I want to be accurate, I woke up craving the release it gave me. No worries, no anxiety, just the utter confidence of a slutty cockhound.

It’s not like I wanted to be gay. If those pills came in ‘gay...

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Once Upon a Time

I was at the office late again.

I thought work would get easier once I passed the bar. Then my goal moved, and I thought it’d be easier once I got a job at a real law firm. Then I thought it’d calm down once I learned how things worked. But with every passing month, I was still pushing harder and harder. This job never seems to get easier.

I’m not complaining – I like to wor...

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Voted OUT!

Hey guys - this story is long enough that it's over the 5000 word limit, but I wanted to cross post it to GSS, so to be fair I've made it free for all Patreons too.  I hope you enjoy!  Love you all.  -D

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“Welcome to another exciting episode of ‘Straight to the T...

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The Himbo Machine - Chapter One

I was on the verge of a meltdown.

Every year of university starts the same. I sign up for a bunch of classes, the first few weeks sail by with basically no effort, until the end of October.  That's when my professors all hit me with big assignments.  It's like getting nuked in the middle of a hurricane.

Today was Halloween and I didn’t have a costume. I didn’t have a p...

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Husband 2.0

I married Tony right out of college. It had been the perfect young romance. He was a business major with big dreams of entrepreneurship, I was into political science and I expected I’d be running the world soon enough. We were the perfect pair – talented, ambitious, and sexy as fuck.

Seven years later and things aren’t looking so shiny. I work for the city, reviewing development per...

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Free Gift

Some people might call it a problem, but fuck it, I’ve got the money.

Last year I was watching some porn and I saw an ad for some underwear company. Nothing special right? You see an ad like that a hundred times a day. But I’d never heard of this company before, so I clicked the link and got rewarded with cut underwear models wearing barely-there scraps of fabric.

Whatever demog...

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Being Smart is Dumb

There was a flash of light. Then everything changed.

I was still trying to figure out what happened when someone tapped my shoulder. I turned to find a young man wearing a black suit. Black shirt. Black tie. The whole thing, like he was dressed for a stylish funeral.

“Excuse me sir,” he said respectfully. “Mister Monroe would like to see you in his office.”

“What the...

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