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Horseshoe Finale: One Year Later

Well. I did the thing. I did it again. I'm so sorry. 

Fuck Football.

Holy shit a new My Japanese Animes!

Hilarious games

People keep sending me these wacky games so im gonna play them all. forever. 

Kitty Powers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAyhZjKHW90

lakeview cabins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrJqWlKQyjA
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The Perfect Cast: Ep 1

Well I've decided to become the world's greatest podcast guy because why not. 

Now the world can witness what a genius I truly am when i actually have time to articulate my thoughts without being interrupted every 5 seconds and ganged up on by aggressive color nazis. 

This podcast is the best idea I've ever had. With the power of the perfect cast at my disposal I can finally ...

(Luna)tic

I made a rap. It has words and rhymes and even a video holy crap. This will probably be on my album if I ever make it. It's pretty cool. 

there is also a bandcamp download link for this song, which has a much cooler thumbnail than the video. But nobody clicks on videos unless they can see the desperation in your eyes. 

2016-07-07 15:04:36 +0000 UTC View Post

I fixed America once and for all.

Yeah that's right. I made a good video. Because I'm great.

Videos. On the Internet..

Herre is a new shit about a game its the game is jak and daxter it funny.

Also i made the absolute number 1 worst video I've ever made in my life i'm really sorry I tried. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zLLxEaGNZM

Also I have 2 new blue glows those are probably at least somewhat de...

Video Games are cool.

Here is a million hours of me playing all the hot new games. Such as a bunch of 50 cent steam games nobody's ever heard of. 

And also.... Gone Home! That was a big deal at some point right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWbkxVehXak

Thatss not talall. I also Hotline MIami 23. I meean 2. ...

The Blue Glow LIVE

Holy shit, i invented livestreaming. You're welcome everybody. Come hang out and watch me play games today. You can say stuff in the chat and ask me questions and learn incredible secrets or something. Don't worry if you see this late, I'll probably put the highlights on the blue glow channel later. 

Speaking of the blue glow here's episode 2 of my pokemon thing: 

2016-06-23 18:13:27 +0000 UTC View Post

What the fuck, Pokemon

A new adventure begins. Here's the first part of my sure to be legendary pokemon crystal excursion. It's pretty great. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfViMwTvbO4

Also here's a slightly less interesting but still somewhat decent blue glow for a cool ass game called Volgarr The Viking. Watc...

Peestyle and Manga Pod

Holy Crap im so cool look at all the cool shit i did this week. 

I made a new retarded freestyle rap, complete with an extra retarded video. Was gonna do some my japanese animes videos but for some reason i can't stop making hot summer jamz. 

I also have about 50 new horrible blue glows. And by 50 i mean 3. 

Kero Blaster:

2016-06-10 06:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post

I LOVE you.

Hey. its a sectret. secret. I love you .

Boxing My Commenters.

It seems like I've been talking for months about making more commenter videos, well i finally made one. No mercy for the guilty. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPr6u-cOGw

Also I made this absolutely retarded Evander Holyfield video, which everyone loved for some reason. I don't know you guys...

Fuck Shitty Internet.

At this point Screamy Computer Man is basically becoming a character. If he keeps it up I'll have to banish him to the furnace room with the rest of the jabberwockies. 

Let's Read Old Man Logan: 6

This is actually something I've been kicking around the idea of doing for a while. Finally got a chance to give it a whirl because my power was out for a day. Art from adversity ...

A Song of Swords and Chairs

oh god i did it imadtchairrrss oh god

first i become shinobi 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQz1c2kvmg8

then i am pirate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1PY3og0rUs

Then i was andre<...

It's a mastapeece.

I made this amazing song about the history of the great pussy criminal empire. 

I also made this amazing video about DOOM. That's 2 masterpieces at once holy shit. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w22wYyXuQA

Also here's a bonus blue glow of some weird game that gave m...

mechanika and other crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkcA-Qxmfh4

Here's a Blue Glow of a fucking awesome game called MechaNika which you should all buy because it rules. It's basically the true story of me if i was a cute loli. Man what a great video. Also i got the new doom but i haven't played it yet. I'll do a blue glow of that to...

Uncharted 4, Game of Thrones, and Garbage.

Always garbage. Here's a blue glow about uncharted 4 which took way too fucking long to make. It's probably funny or something.  

I also made a really terrible video about a totally inconsequential annoyance. Everyone loves it for some reason. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMZw7A56snA 2016-05-19 10:45:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon Exclusive Blog - What Me do

Some ass clown tried arguing with me about breaking bad for 3 hours last night on twitter and I'm still fucking mad. 

People who debate like children and argue wrong is a meme that needs to die. Especially ones who turn around and appropriate my meme that needs to die meme. If I don't respect you, you can't use my catchphrases. That's the law. 

This is a blog about what I've ...

Rotten

I made a cool music video for Digi's song, Rotten, which i also did a verse on. It's the coolest song in the world, and now also the coolest video in the world. You're welcome. 

I also put together a soothing collection of Munchy-isms from the legend himself. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDY2B...

End me.

Those rat bastards made me edit this weeks shitty podcast. I made it amazing, but it's still inherently a piece of shit. 

I also made some vlog thing where i continue my ongoing crusade against idiot commenters. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml-zl7sGV0Y

I think i made some let...

Patreon Exclusive: Sim City Commentary w/digibro

lol wtf like 10 people unpledged today. Too bad, i guess they don't like COOL FREE SECRET CONTENT. Here's a commentary i did with digibro on one of my old drowning in footwear reviews. Only available to all you cool people who are still patrons. The password is "Big Gay Secret"

Can't Stop Won't Stop

HOly fuck   last post for the month goddamn these lets plays i really went nuts with the lets plays this month holy shit. fuck im tired im sleep  fuck. So here's like 6 more episodes of th eblue glow, most of which are hilarious. the kholat one kind of sucks. but i blame that on the fact that the game itself was such a piece of shit. Influent and Pajama Sam are awesome. As is the continu...

The Late Hall of Chyna. (also more goddamn dark souls)

I'm really proud of this Chyna tribute i put together. I managed to say everything in a relatively short run time and convey the important emotions and whatnot. Also the title is a rare Quadruple Pun. I'm a genius. Chyna is a legend. Rest In Power, Mamacita. 

Meanwhile across the pond on the Blue Glow, my never-ending dark souls bullshit quest continues. Now simultane...

Okay that's enough of this.

Okay I'm bored of lets plays now. Here's the last batch of dark souls crap for now. Time to shift focus yet again to another one of my amazing channels. Will we see the return of manchild incorporated? Or perhaps the long awaited resurrection of my japanese animes? Maybe even 10,000 idiotic rant videos on endless jess. No one knows for sure, but i intend to find out. 

Dark Souls ep ...

Dark Souls 3 Rules.

Hey guys, I was going to spend the week making a bunch of videos shitting on stupid commenters, and i still might do that, but i found something way cooler and more productive. Playing video games!

Dark Souls 3 came out and it makes Dark Souls 1 look like Dark Souls 2. It's the greatest game ever made. It's an 11/10. It's like the Final Fantasy 7 of video games. 

It's all I've bee...

Video Games and Ponies

It always comes back to video games and ponies with me. 

Here's my newest brilliant money making scheme, a big ass pony analysis vlog whereign i bait the hook and yank a bunch of bronies back to my patreon. Ain't I a stinker?

besides that there's some badass new blue glows. The continuation of my epic drunken ff7 journey and my slightly less epic but still pretty cool sober an...

MASTER. MASTER.

Well I did it, we can officially add "lets plays" to the list of artistic mediums I've completely annihilated and raised the bar for forever. Here is the conclusion of my hunie pop saga, months in the making, months spent honing my body and mind, training myself in the tantric arts, all to achieve this new plateau of sexual power. 

Aside from that there's also like a trillion other ...

Patreon Exclusive - PCP Normies Alternate Intro

This is the original intro for the procrastinators podcast normies episode, it got copyright id'd and taken down so now only you get to see it. The password is "normies"