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Tier List Meme - Game Consoles!

Hey, look who i've briefly reunited with... my good microphone! Only to have it randomly stop working halfway through a recording. Fuckin beautiful. -_____-

Mother's Day was this week so I'm helpin my mommy move into a new (much smaller) house, which means i have a few days of actually being near my computer and being able to record some precious content for you. It's definitely a one-per...

Horizon - Unlocking "Fun"

Here's the continuing saga of me being an old grumbly man bitching snarkily at a mechanically decent but basically worthless game. Thankfully the baby-level tutorial is finally over and now the game gets to start. 

Oh god i'm really bitching up a cunt-storm in this one. Most of these complaints aren't even real. Oh thank god im doing a baby girl song now. That's where it's at. That's...

Backseat Gaming Myself

I'm pretty sure this is funnier than it has any right to be. So the way i did these regular dark solz videos is that by just playing the game and recording footage while sort of multi tasking, then went back and did commentary over the footage later. In some cases, much later. 

This episode was footage i forgot i even had so it was like 8 months later and i had no idea what the foota...

Talkin Games 4

Hey what do you know i'm STILL just talkin games. I'll be just talkin games till i'm shackled and chained. in a prison. For people who... talk... too much... games. Yeah. 

Let's see, what games get talked about this time. I don't know how about... uh... STEEP. Which i think is a snowboarding game. But i could be wrong because you have to sign up for some online shit to play it, which...

Army Gals

Oh god what the heck is this weird anime shit. I don't even know what to write here. This is a dating sim or as the zoomers call them an "erotic visual novel", that i'm pretty sure i got for like 99 cents or something. Right now it's going for like 12 dollars and i don't understand why nor do i ever wish to understand. 

So i think i started playing this game because for some reason i...

RE2 - The Baby Level

Hey look what I found, it's another Resident Evil 2 video that i probably should have posted 2 months ago when people still cared about this game! Remember the Resident Evil 2 Remake? Remember 2019? Oh crap we're still in it. That's the real nightmare. Current Year am I right?

Also damn, that's a pretty cool thumbnail. Anyways i just found out best buy is giving away ps1 classi...

Panel-Cast: Endgame

Wowie Fuckin Zowie, True Believers! Remember Panel-Cast? It's back! In audio form! Recorded in a cave with a box of scraps, with no video and zero editing and every horrible, evil thing i said left in, as all things should be.&...

Somewhat Important Update - I'm Homeless!

Where in the world is Endlett Je? Well it's a funny little decade-long horror-story, and maybe someday i'll tell it... but the bottom line is i've bottomed out, so bottom's up cause i'm on the run with a smokin gun and I ain't never going back to the kayfabe Klink. 

In other words i'm officially homeless, but don't get all bummed out about it cause trust me, it's an improvement. I'm ...

Sonic 2 oh boy.

Here's a livestream i did of Sonic 2 where i also answered some questions. It's a video. I don't know what else to write about it so here's some horrible rhymes. 

my name is sonic hedgehog

i run fast then i crap out a red log

i leave a poopy dooky trail on the grass

from the rocket powered gas booster blast from my ass

my buddy tails he can follow m...

I'm in hell, here's dark souls

Help. I am lost in dimension X with no internet, i had to Macgyver this brief connection out of a toaster, 2 thumbtacks and half a bottle of butt-lube. No time for a big long written post either, i'm on the run from Bebop and Rocksteady. yes. Bebop and Rocksteady are real guys, and they mad as hell about something or other. 

Here's part... umm... part something of my Regular Dark Sou...

Horizon: Baby Rage

Hey everybody, remember The Legend of Zelda Breath of The Wild? Good game, huh? But you know what would make it better? If it took itself really seriously. And was full of boring cutscenes. And every character was a primitive idiot caveman. And instead of just starting it makes you play a 3 hour baby-girl tutorial. And it was bad. Remember good games? Wouldn't they be better if they were bad? 2019-03-29 16:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hunk Rage - Can I beat it?

Here are the highlights of my long and tenacious attempt to conquer the Hunk campaign in REmake 2. For those not aware Hunk mode is an extra-hard bonus-rush from the poopy depths of the swampy sewers up through the police station to get the heck outta dodge. 

When i was a kid, playing OG Hunk on OG RE 98 i had all the time in the world to master it, along with any uppity-ass video ga...

Just Talkin Games 3 (patron exclusive)

I know everyone's been itching to see another one of these, or at least one guy has. I think i'm going to make these a patron exclusive thing because i don't want to flood the channel with them. Lucky yoo. 

Lets see, what games do i be talkin bout dis time? Howz aboot summadat dare fukkin uh Q-BERT. Yeh. Dats whut duh fukkin kids today want. Dats what they talkin bout at fukkin reces...

Resident Evil 2 Is Great But I Hate It.

Yes sir. That right there is a thumbnail. A damn fine one if i say so myself. 

Here's my pointlessly grumbly collection of complaints and grievances about a game that was awesome and that i actually loved. Resident Evil 2 was one of those games i really played the fuck out of as a kid. It came out right at that perfect time in my childhood where life was actually kind of cool. Like b...

WRESTLING! - Fastlane 2019

I normally don't like to make the wrestling videos the first post of the month, since they don't typically get that many views, which makes me feel like not everyone wants to be paying for them. But my stupid Resident Evil video isn't done yet so if you hate wrestling you'll just have to learn to love it, and hey, i can't think of a better way to start loving wrestling than listening to yours t...

Romantic Rap Songs

Alright last post before i retire for the evening. As we're all unfortunately aware, February is the month that contains the dreaded Day of Saint Valentine. For those of you lucky enough to be unsuccessful in love, that simply means another day of cool masturbation, but the rest of us have to be out buying gifts and shit. Except for me that is, because this year i unlocked the secret to never h...

The Last Spook (for now)

Well we've finally made it, this is the last babadook spook video i have recorded. This is the last time you'll see the Spookiest Dook of all until i make more. Which could be immediately, never, or any amount of time in between. 

I think people are getting sick of these so maybe a break is in order, although frankly i can't imagine why. I have come to feel a deep love for babadook S...

Juggalo Nioh Adventure

I asked people in my discord whether they wanted to see Babadook Spook or me babbling about juggalo stuff while dying repeatedly on the first level of Nioh, and the result was overwhelmingly in favor of this. I don't know why Babadook Spook gets no love, but all you die-hard babadook spook fans (of which i am one) can take it up with the people who voted against our spooky boi. 

I ca...

Resident Evil 2 On 70s Drugs

I am reasonably certain that this video is an abomination that must never be seen, but here it is. This is a documentation of a rare occurrence for me, a night on which i am simultaneously in a streaming mood, and a 70s drugs mood. 

This is a random stream i did of Resident Evil 2 at like 2:30 in the morning while legitimately high as a fucking kite. This is not a regular thi...