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Dastardly Desires (Chapter 6)

Alright. It should be done.

I offer the little scanner a sole nod, then turn to Loki who is curled up on the bed.

I point it at him and pull the trigger.

A red laser seems to wash over him, one of his ears perking up as he cracks open one of his eyes.

I look down to the screen.

Species: ?
Ability: ?
Moves: ...

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Dastardly Desires (Chapter 5)

A tinge of sweat begins to pool at my brow as the woman rises to her full height before me.

She's rather tall, actually. Intimidating.

"I didn't expect to see anyone else out here..." The woman begins slowly, giving me an inquisitive look. "That outfit... you go to Blueberry Academy, right?"

"I do." I nod once.

The Glaceon looks over its shoulder at the blonde haired wom...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 16)

I gaze up at a truly massive tree, Purah is stood next to me, equally in awe at the gigantic figure.

"Damn." I mutter under my breath, eyes straying to Linkle who gazes up at the tree with a bright smile.

"I lived!" She calls out as she struts into the little cleared meadow without a worry in her body.

"Young one..." The massive Oak tree with a face slowly speaks, his rumbling...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 9)

We slowly drive through the dark cave, my hands tightly gripping around the metal frame of the buggy as we follow the twisting curves and roll over bumps and dips in the ground.

The three of us are jostled left to right as the buggy bounces. The low hum of its engine reverberating off the walls, little stones rain down on us from up above as our eyes are locked forwards.

"These rock...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 6)

"This is quite troublesome." The elderly woman sighs as she sits upon her pillows.

"G-Grandmother... I-I'm so sorry!" The white-haired girl kneeling on the floor sobs.

"Paya." The woman frowns. "It is no more your fault than it is my own."

Her gaze strays slowly to Linkle and myself. "Linkle. Aurum. The Sheikah relic and the vault it opened was one of the only things I was not...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 12)

My eyes slowly crack open as a tired haze slowly leaves my body.

At my sides are the two women I had been trapped underground with, we had lain atop our clothes, using a bags as pillows.

Yesterday was... tiring.

The bullshit hoop puzzle. The waltz. Then the fuckening.

Linkle was insatiable. Ravenous. Even after I had finished with Purah, she suddenly demanded mo...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 5)

A quest has been completed!

Find the Kakariko Fairy Fountain:
You have heard tales of a large flower residing outside of Kakariko village, one that houses the great fairy known as Cotera. You should seek her out to see if she can help you on your journey.

Objective:
Find the Great Fairy Fountain: [x]...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 10)

"Alright. I'm just going to come out and say it." I begin, cutting through room's eerie silence. "This is shit puzzle design."

*CLANG*

Oh yeah, that's happening quite often as well.

"Yeah." Linkle agrees with narrowed eyes as she pushes one of the buttons on the panel before her.

There is a pulse of energy up above, a glowing explosion detonating on the ...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 14)

My arms stretch above my head as I let out a quiet yawn, rain pouring down on my body from above.

"Ah... that was fun." I grin mischievously, I sit atop a large rock, gazing out upon dozens of floating bodies swaying in the ocean waves. "Oh, by the way, That one over there's still alive."

Linkle who is sat next to me, follows my finger towards one of the bokoblins floating in the wa...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 2)

We are surrounded on all sides by ninjas in red wearing white masks with the symbol of an eye on it.

"WELL WELL! What do we have here?!" The largest of the bunch asks, a rotund short man with a body type resembling Danny DeVito. "If it isn't the hero of Hyrule, down on her luck?!"

The other men let out a cackle as several bows are pointed as us.

"What a relief it will be... wh...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 15)

Wind ruffles my hair as we tear down the dirt roads of Hyrule.

We are absolutely hauling ass, all things considered.

We have made surprising distance. In just one day we've already made it to the Dueling Peaks.

Instead of resting, Purah has decided that we are driving through the night.

We've covered about twice the distance Linkle and I did on a horse in around the same...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 11)

I slowly approach Purah, my shoulders relaxed, head held high. "So, Purah... how does all of this work?"

"Oh. I wasn't aware you were this innocent. It's quite simple. You just need to insert your girthy meat stick there-" I cut her off abruptly.

"I'm talking about the fusing of the masks. How does sex combine it."

"Why don't you take a seat over there and I can show you how i...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 3)

I sit up from the futon with a quiet yawn, wiping an eye as I feel totally refreshed.

Aches and pains remain, but that's fine. I slept really good.

I guess that's what almost thirty hours straight of remaining awake will do to you.

I look to the sheathed sword lain beside my bed, then to the prone form of Linkle laying a short distance away on her own futon.

I lay back d...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 7)

The legend of Sheik. Tales from the Past:
A long time ago, the kingdom of Hyrule turned its back on that age's princess and the royal family. The king and queen were jailed, and the Princess had to hide herself among the royal family's most trusted allies. Taking on a new name... the Sheik of the Sheikah.
Objectives:
Prevent...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 1)

I do not own anything.

'thought'

"Speech"

"Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."

System Text

**Linebreak**

"Oh boy." I frown as I look over the absolutely massive wall in front of me.

It's absolutely mountainous in scale, towering up possibly over one hundred feet.

A Pla...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 13)

We blur across the beach, a cloud of sand being left in our wake.

We are traveling at quite an unsafe speed, the wheels of Purah's proto-dune buggy leaving the sand entirely after every little incline in the rolling beaches.

Purah lets out another small cry.

"Ugh. Jeez." I grunt as for a brief moment I feel weightless only to bounce back down into the pillows below me. "If thi...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 8)

A quest has been completed!

I look over to a large building, it looks like a repurposed windmill, with a large circular tower, but instead of any spinning blades there just seems to be a frankly massive telescope pointed towards the south.

That's not what is drawing my attention, however.

What is, is the woman in the front yard building a... car?

What th...

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Bard of the Wild (Chapter 4)

I cross my arms as I look over Linkle. In her hands she wields two fairly impressive looking hand crossbows.

She points both forwards and tilts her head, a smirk on her lips.

They are quite the strange looking crossbows. Instead of the typical T shaped crossbow, they are more... Y shaped. Or W shaped. The arms are facing forwards instead of to the sides, thus they are pulled inwards...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 68)

"Ah, Michael, Gabriel, it's a pleasure to see you again." I smile as I walk over to the trio of two angels and one devil sat at a large meeting table.

Ravel is at my side, looking slightly nervous at being in the Prescence of the two seraph.

I take a seat next to Serafall with a bright smile. "Sorry for causing you so much work."

"It's fine, Gaius." The woman sighs. "It's help...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 65)

"You are just SOOOO cute!" The black haired satan cheers.

"U-UH-" the silver eyed girl protests the sudden focus. "G-Gaius?! A little help?!"

"Hmm..." I hum to sound as if I am deeply thinking on it. "Nah. You need to stop being antisocial at some point."

The girl's parents observe this exchange, Taiyang with an impassive frown, and Summer with an amused smile.

"S-So why...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 64)

"Who are you?" The black haired girl repeats.

"Gaius Decarabia. Pure blooded devil of the Malthus and Decarabia clans. I am also this generation's red dragon emperor and a super devil comparable to the leaders of my political faction. Who are you?" I question as I look up and down the small girl again.

The girl's emotionless eyes stare into my own.

"…"

"How do you keep...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 69)

"General Ironwood. I believe this is the first time we have met face to face." I smile as I come to stop in front of him with my arms folded behind my back.

"It is... I take it is quite important for you to seek me out like this... you typically seem to do other things..."

"That is because I have a proposition for you... or rather, a Proposition for Winter Schnee." I state with a ca...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 67)

The tension in the room is almost suffocating.

Azazel nervously swallows saliva as I summon a soda I got from a fast food place and begin silently slurping on it.

"You're a god?!" Michael accuses.

"As of roughly ten hours ago, yes. But merely a 'demi' one." I nod once with a bright smile. "No. Stop thinking I am similar to 'Him'. I will never be 'Him', hell, I'm only assuming ...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 66)

"Hn... strange." The green haired man before me whispers under his breath. "He was... correct... I am sensing some form of immature divine energy deep inside of him. Like a seed... waiting to sprout."

"Will this hurt him in any way?" Serafall questions.

"No... I don't believe it will." The Satan of technological development replies. "In fact, it is making him stronger. I am unsure o...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 52)

*Ghn-*

A white-haired girl lets out a weak groan as she smashes through a tree.

Blood drips from her forehead as she lets out a tired pant, slowly getting to her feet.

An incredible monster looms above her, it has durable looking red scaled skin and wields a large mace in one hand, it is bipedal with a long tail covered in red scales, it has digitigrade legs, ...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 50)

"Hm. This looks fairly nice." I note as I fold my arms behind my back. "Did we get a meeting?"

"No." The blonde drill-haired girl to my left sighs. "I couldn't schedule one... I'm sorry, Gaius."

"No... it's not your fault." I state with a warm smile. "I only gave you like... two hours... You tried. And that's all that matters."

I calmly walk into the hospital as Ravel follows ...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 47)

I look to six girls. A majority of them blond. Among them is my Queen, Valerie, my fiancee-slash-bishop, Ravel, my pawns, Mittelt, Meredith, and Le Fay, and my fiancee-slash-familiar. Vivianne. "So... you are probably wondering why I called you all here."

"Yeah. I am." The short twin-tailed fallen blond scoffs. "But what I'm wondering more about is... how did the peace talks go?"

"O...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 46)

Several figures sit around the table while others sit at the edges of the room.

"I'd like to start off by saying that I'm sorry for the trouble Kokabiel has caused... he's made a real mess." Azazel states with a small frown. "My bad. Should have kept a tighter leash on him."

"Kokabiel has caused numerous casualties for the church." Michael begins slowly.

"Yeah, and I plan to c...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 45)

With a flash we reappear in a vibrant white room, a massive window casts morning light throughout the whitewashed bedroom, white walls are almost blinding, and a white reflective tile floor brightly shine up at us. The white ceiling formed an arch, and a little over midway up the walls was a thick blue border with gold edges. In a few places around the room are arch-shaped bookshelves attached ...

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Dungeons and Devils (Chapter 44)

I knock my knuckles on a pink door with a small frown on my face.

The door opens a moment later, revealing a pink, brown and white haired, multicolor girl that blinks slowly.

Her hair is messy and frazzled, she gives me a half-lidded stare for a moment before quietly yawning, turning around and walking back into her room as she leaves the door open.

She raises her arms above h...

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